Rick Fox gets ready to show Doug Christie what he learned on "Oz."

What was the Lakers' Rick Fox thinking when he scuffled with the Kings' Doug Christie during an exhibition game -- a fight that started on the court and spilled over into the tunnel?

A. "Anywhere but the face ... not the face!"

B. "Even if I get a little time in the hole, I'll be back in gen pop in no time."

C. "It's just an exhibition game. It's not like they're gonna suspend me for six games or something."

D. "Who you calling a poor man's Morris Chestnut?"

E. "What did you say about Vanessa's voice? That's it. I'm going 'Oz' on your butt!"

F. "Hold on! Hold on! Let me take out my colored contact lenses first."