|What were PETA protesters thinking?|
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A. "Those edible undies better be made from soy beans."
B. "Use faux fur. It wouldn't be the only thing fake on these models."
C. "You want to know Victoria's Secret? She's at a greater risk for heart disease because her diet includes red meat."
D. "We were paid to do this by a brokenhearted Leonardo DiCaprio."
E. "We're … too sexy to arrest. Too sexy for your chest. So sexy … we … pro-test."
F. "We also condemn killing innocent fish to make fishnet stockings."