What was the CFL fan thinking?
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Charles Roberts
Lions players couldn't stop Charles Roberts, but they later pummeled a drunken fan.
What the heck was the CFL fan who ran on the field and was pummeled by the players during last week's Blue Bombers-Lions game thinking? The fan later admitted that he was drunk and had given into peer pressure.

A. "I got bombed and blew chunks. Doesn't that make me one of the Blew Bombers?"

B. "With hard work and dedication, one day I hope to run on the field and get pummeled by NFL players."

C. "I'm on the field! I'm on the field! Woohoo! I'm on the -- (BONK!!!) -- ground."

D. "They said that if I didn't do it, I'd be a hoser for life."

E. "My bad -- it's just that we're all still a little bitter about Doug Flutie leaving."

F. "My buddy Gord said that if I did it, he'd give me 20 bucks. American."




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