|What was the CFL fan thinking?|
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A. "I got bombed and blew chunks. Doesn't that make me one of the Blew Bombers?"
B. "With hard work and dedication, one day I hope to run on the field and get pummeled by NFL players."
C. "I'm on the field! I'm on the field! Woohoo! I'm on the -- (BONK!!!) -- ground."
D. "They said that if I didn't do it, I'd be a hoser for life."
E. "My bad -- it's just that we're all still a little bitter about Doug Flutie leaving."
F. "My buddy Gord said that if I did it, he'd give me 20 bucks. American."