What was Sharon Osbourne thinking?
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Sharon Osbourne
Sharon Osbourne says her show will be #@&%ing extraordinary.
What the heck was Sharon Osbourne thinking when she confirmed she's about to become an afternoon talk-show host -- just days after telling Barbara Walters that she's sick of the media glare?

A. "The show is tentatively called The Sharon &#$@ing Osbourne Hour."

B. "I really am sick of the media glare. That's why I'm moving to daytime television."

C. "And by media glare, I meant the blinding reflection off of Larry King's ridiculous glasses."

D. "Anything to get out of the house while Kelly practices singing "Papa Don't Preach."

E. "I was on the fence about doing a show, but Ozzy really opened my eyes by telling me "Ruh, yuha muhhnui, bashun, Shahrun."

F. "I've always envisioned myself as an English Jenny Jones."




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