|What was Sharon Osbourne thinking?|
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A. "The show is tentatively called The Sharon $@ing Osbourne Hour."
B. "I really am sick of the media glare. That's why I'm moving to daytime television."
C. "And by media glare, I meant the blinding reflection off of Larry King's ridiculous glasses."
D. "Anything to get out of the house while Kelly practices singing "Papa Don't Preach."
E. "I was on the fence about doing a show, but Ozzy really opened my eyes by telling me "Ruh, yuha muhhnui, bashun, Shahrun."
F. "I've always envisioned myself as an English Jenny Jones."