|What were Drexel frat brothers thinking?|
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A. "There hasn't been a sure thing like this since Rachel of the Chi Omegas."
B. "This was our most ill-conceived idea since the grain alcohol punch party."
C. "Maybe we shouldn't have punctuated each transaction with the secret fraternity handshake."
D. "We should have put the time to more constructive uses, like slipping GHB to sorority alumni."
E. "Back in college, our house won intramural championships in hoops, flag football, and hacking."
F. "All of a sudden the 'sheep initiation' doesn't sound so bad."