|What was Omar Vizquel thinking?|
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A. "In my next autobiography, I'm gonna reveal that he uses magnets in his glove."
B. "Isotoner is giving away a free pair of suede gloves if you send in 10 proof of Gold Glove seals. All I needed was one more!"
C. "I'm gonna change my name to O-Viz, and then I'll get some respect."
D. "It's all Pudge's fault. If he'd won, then the one-Rodriguez-from-Texas Gold Glove quota would've been satisfied already."
E. "Whatever. At least I wasn't stuck listening to Rocker in the dugout all season."
F. "The guy's got an actual solid gold glove at home. What does he need this one for?"