|What was Queen Elizabeth thinking?|
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A. "First a preseason hockey game, now this. And you just know they'll have me opening England's first Krispy Kreme."
B. "And I thought Fergie was low-class trash."
C. "She's slept with more men than Elton John, Boy George, and George Michael…combined."
D. "Perhaps you could help me out ... over which country does Queen Latifah reign?"
E. "She better put down some toilet paper before placing her bum on my royal throne."