|What was Todd Sauerbrun thinking?|
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A. "Ever since Julius Peppers gave me a sip of his Tang yesterday, I've been a little on edge."
B. "This is just like that feud between Cade McNown and Tim Couch ... only without the Playboy centerfold."
C. "Did I say 'idiots.' Sorry, I meant to say 'imbeciles.' "
D. "I think I speak for all punters when I say we're sick and tired of holding."
E. "I'd better watch it. This is how things started for Tupac and Biggie."
F. "Even if they kick my butt, they'll hurt themselves celebrating afterward."