What were 'Sheed and Stoudamire thinking?
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Rasheed Wallace and Damon Stoudamire
'Sheed, how's your glaucoma doing?
What the heck were Portland's Rasheed Wallace and Damon Stoudamire thinking when they were allegedly caught with marijuana in their car after a game in Seattle?

A. "We were just practicing the pick and roll. 'Sheed picked it, and I rolled it."

B. "Actually, this is Nate Newton's car."

C. "Have you ever driven through Tacoma? You try it sober."

D. "Of course Damon has glaucoma. Have you seen him shoot the ball lately?"

E. "Our lawyer's kids are already set for college, but we wanted to make sure grad school was in the can, too."

F. "We were 'blazing' a 'trail' to the Taco Bell drive-thru."




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