OK, the Q-Bizzle hands off to the rizzle bizzle, and he runs for a touchdizzle.

What the heck was Snoop Dogg thinking during his first game on the sideline as coach of his 8-year-old son's pee-wee football team?

A. "What was I smoking when I agreed to do this? No seriously, does anyone remember what I was smoking?"

B. "With so much drama in the pee-wee league, it's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-Double-G, but I, somehow, someway, keep coming up with funky-ass offensive schemes like every single play."

C. "My strength is in teaching the X's and Ho's."

D. "The league doesn't have a substance abuse policy, so taking the job was a no-brainer."

E. "The kids are excited about our new West Coast rap offense."

F. "If you guys play well, everyone gets orange slices and gin and juice after the game."