|What the heck was MTV thinking?|
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A. "We're gonna have to ble-zeep a whole lotta of shiz-nit."
B. "This is the true story ... of seven TV executives ... picked to run a network ... to see what happens ... when they stop thinking rationally ... and start getting ... really damn desperate."
C. "The scenes of Dr. Dre singing 'Papa Don't Preach' will be priceless."
D. "Our minds are on our money, and our money is on our minds."
E. "Hopefully, the second word doesn't sum up the show's chance of success."
F. "It's hard to follow Ozzy with a more unintelligible star, but we felt compelled to try."