|What was Nicolas Cage thinking?|
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A. "Turns out it was Priscilla Presley in those steamy love scenes with Leslie Nielsen in 'Naked Gun.' "
B. "I quickly figured out where Michael learned that child-dangling trick."
C. "J-Lo has been with Ben for how long? She's bound to be on the market in a few weeks."
D. "We've been married for three months and still you won't introduce me to your father. Screw this."
E. "I wasn't really married, I was just researching a movie role where I play a married person."
F. "She couldn't handle it when I was 'Gone in 60 Seconds.' "