What the heck was Anna Kournikova thinking when she finished a distant second to Jennie Finch in Page 2's "Hottest Female Athlete Alive" competition?

	Anna can run, she can hide, but she can't escape her 15 minutes of fame.

A. "Fine, but I'm a shoe-in for the 'Hottest Female Model Who Sometimes Plays Sports' competition."

B. "It's not fair. How am I supposed to compete against the PR machine of collegiate softball?"

C."Insert can't-win-anything joke here."

D. "It's disgraceful how much focus people put on one's outer appearance."

E. "Now maybe people will let me concentrate on ... whatever sport it is I play."

F. "Page what?"