What was Angelina Jolie thinking?
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As usual, a lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

What the heck was Angelina Jolie thinking when she had the "Billy Bob" tattoo removed from her left arm?

Angelina Jolie
"Marriage is one thing, but a tattoo? That's so permanent."
A. "While I'm here, maybe I should get the 'James Haven Voight' tattoo removed from my butt."

B. "I'm planning a third short marriage in the near future and could use some extra space on my arm."

C. "File for divorce ... check. Tattoo removed ... check. Years of psychotherapy ... ongoing."

D. "I haven't experienced anything this painful since I listened to the first single off Billy Bob's 'Private Radio' CD."

E. "Halle Barry won an Oscar because she got mauled by Billy Bob. I should win a Medal of Honor for marrying him!"

F. "I could just remove a few letters and have a 'BYOB' tattoo."




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