What the heck was Sergei Fedorov thinking when he waited until now to say that he and Anna Kournikova were, in fact, married at one point? (They are now divorced.)

	How do you say "high maintenance" in Russian?

A. "Wait, she's legal in all 50 states now, right?"

B. "It's taken me this long to recover from the shock of this deep and committed relationship, which I thought would last forever and a day, coming to an end."

C."Hey Enrique ... you can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my story."

D. "Top that, Pavel."

E. "I didn't want to announce anything until I finished getting her name removed from my left shoulder."

F. "My new girlfriend made me come clean. Her name is Jennie Finch."