|What was Ernie Els thinking?|
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What the heck was Ernie Els thinking when he had to pull out of last weekend's TPC because he injured his wrist while hitting a punching bag at his home?
B. "If you couldn't beat a puking Tiger Woods last week, you'd be punching things, too."
C. "Yeah, but you should have seen what the picture of Tiger looked like when I was done."
D. "It's a shame, because I really could've used the practice -- I still haven't perfected my fake 'I'm so happy for Tiger' smile."
E. "How do I tell them I was actually punching the 'A' button on my Xbox controller?"
F. "That's the last time I pretend to be a real athlete."