What was Shaq thinking?
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As usual, a lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

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We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

What the heck was Shaquille O'Neal thinking when he learned that a vandal in Sacramento had defaced the ball from the game in which Shaq scored his 20,000th career point by writing "Shaq is an a------" on the memento?

A. "Why does Terrell Owens hate me?"

B. "Now, let's not go jumping to conclusions. Is anyone else in this stadium named Shaq?"

C. "If the Maloofs think I'm paying for Spectravision the next time I stay in Vegas, they better recognize."

D. "Hmm, that's weird. I wonder why he didn't fill in the rest of the blanks."

E. "That's 'Mr. Shaq is an a-------' to you, pal."

F. "Who knew Cub Scouts used that kind of language?"


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