What the heck was Rangers' outfielder Carl Everett thinking when he was hit in the back of the head by a fan's cell phone during a game in Oakland?

	"Hey, Carl! Can you hear me now? Good!"

A. "I wonder what in the world Dan Duquette is doing at an Oakland A's game."

B. "What have I ever done to warrant this kind of barbaric behavior?"

C. "I didn't realize we were playing the Raiders."

D. "I told her never to call me here!"

E. "Man, the roaming charges from the upper deck to the outfield must be outrageous."

F. "If only our bullpen could throw with that kind of precision and accuracy . . . "