What the heck were the Milwaukee Brewers thinking when they guaranteed that fans who buy $36 seats in the field-level, outfield boxes at Miller Park would leave the stadium with either a foul ball or a ball actually used during the game?

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A. "The only guy who sits in that section is Billy Brewer, anyway."

B. "And for an extra $50, we'll let you pitch the eighth inning."

C. "Season ticket-holders also have the option of trading in their baseballs for a game-used Brooks Kieschnick."

D. "Nobody will ever sit through an entire game here to call us on it."

E. "We have 2,000 genuine Geoff Jenkins foul balls manufactured and ready to go."

F. "And when we run out of baseballs, Bud will just call the game a tie."