What the heck was "American Idol" judge Simon Cowell thinking when he made out with rival judge Paula Abdul during a dream sequence on the show's season finale?

	There are reports that Simon wanted someone else, but Randy wasn't available.

A. "Well, she's no Halle Berry. But, then, I'm no Adrian Brody, either."

B. "We should've gone with the dream sequence involving Bob Denver and a coconut tree."

C. "This was every guy's dream ... 15 years ago."

D. "Anything to shut her up for a few seconds."

E. "I'm not impressed. We've seen this kind of kissing before."

F. " Just think about Ruben ... Just think about Ruben ... Just think about ... "