What the heck was singer Carnie Wilson, who recently lost some 150 pounds after gastric bypass surgery, thinking when she posed nude for the August issue of "Playboy?"

	We're guessing that Mr. Hefner lost a bet.

A. "There was a subliminal message after the surgery: They stapled my stomach in the shape of bunny ears."

B. "What, like I'm the first 'Playboy' model to have scars from plastic surgery?"

C. "This is going to make that fat chick from 'Heart' insanely jealous."

D. "Look at what Tiffany's nude layout did for her comeback!"

E. "I could've posed nude before the surgery, but who wants to see a centerfold with actual folds?"

F. "This might be the first issue in 'Playboy's' history where guys actually do read it for the articles."