|What was Don Zimmer thinking?|
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What the heck was 72-year-old Yankees' bench coach Don Zimmer thinking when he charged out on the field to challenge Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez during Game 3 of the ALCS?
B. "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
C. "If I roll around in the dirt long enough, maybe no one will notice that I messed my adult undergarments in the second inning."
D. "Someone told me Pedro was putting Preparation-H on the ball, and I'm missing my tube."
E. "And now . . . as I depart this wonderful game . . . let this graceful moment be my final legacy."
F. "This is the last time I take two Viagras in one day."