Updated: April 16, 2012, 4:08 PM ET

Eddie Gossage has monumental challenge ahead

Hinton By Ed Hinton
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Greg BiffleJohn Harrelson/Getty ImagesEddie Gossage, left, watched Greg Biffle win a wreck-free Sprint Cup race Saturday night at Texas.

Mr. Eddie Gossage
President
Texas Motor Speedway
Fort Worth, Texas

Dear Eddie,

Just a note to issue the biggest challenge of your career. Let's see you promote your way out of this one.

Not that you can't. I'm just saying that if you do, it'll be your masterpiece.

When flags whipping in 40 mph wind gusts was the most action at your place Saturday evening, TMS comes out looking like less than the nuclear proving ground you crack it up to be. Maybe you should have handed out six-shooters to the drivers before this race.

It could have been worse. Just be glad a sort of sentimental favorite, Greg Biffle, a points leader who hadn't won all season and for 43 races before that, was the one you crowned with the Charlie 1 Horse hat. Otherwise there would be no salve for the saddle sores I suspect even you got while watching the longest caution-free period of this millennium, 234 laps, nearly doubling your previous worst nightmare.

You've got until your next Cup race, Nov. 4, to make your constituency forget this promenade and bring them back.

You can always go before the Metroplex media -- particularly the ones who follow you around wagging their tails at your every word -- and say this race was wreckless. Which it was. Just say it, don't spell it. They'll think you said "reckless" and run with it.

Maybe if you keep replaying the footage of Jimmie Johnson sliding into the wall in his already desperate attempt to catch the barreling Biff, you could pass it off as action for your next promotion. And don't forget that exploding Gatorade bottle under Juan Pablo Montoya's tire.

I know, I know. You've told me often, tongue in cheek I guess, that I've negated all of your expenditures on psychotherapy for the past 15 years because I keep bringing up TMS's calamitous beginnings, the mudhole and near driver rebellion of 1997 and the leaking track and near Bill France Jr. rebellion of '98.

Sorry, but to get to the root of what happened -- or didn't -- Saturday night, you'd better lie down on the couch. We need to take you deep into your traumatic past again.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we open a natural-born wrecking yard. You have drivers howling to the moon that this place won't work, and you have to revamp the track to ease that awful bottleneck going into Turn 1 and fix that wall that juts out in Turn 4. And still you've got transitions into and out of the turns that remind me of those hastily assembled roller coasters the carnies brought to town when I was a kid.

Finally, you get your track raceable, but now you've issued a challenge to drivers, owners, crew chiefs, Goodyear and especially Jack Roush, with his training as an engineer and his background as a sports-car racer who is steeped in the idea of adjusting mechanically to venues over periods of years.

Next thing you know, the Roush gang has pillaged your high-dollar dance hall to the tune of 18 wins in the various divisions, nine in Cup alone.

You let Biffle get in a tire test before Saturday night's race, and Roush tells reporters at the track that "the tire Greg helped Goodyear develop, I think, was a factor in the fact there was so little trouble in the race tonight."

You get Roush sounding like Curly Bill Brocius telling how easy it's been to take over the town. (By the way, looks like the man most noted for wearing hats in NASCAR, who owns 18 of yours, would wear a Charlie 1 Horse now and then at other venues to help you with publicity.)

"I was not surprised that it went as many caution-free laps as it did," Roush said. "Somebody brought to my attention there wasn't a single wreck tonight -- there was a couple debris cautions -- and that's unprecedented.

"But it's a testament to how well the cars throughout the field are prepared and how well they're driven and what a good tire we've got."

They've all got your number, Eddie. Nobody's scared to ride into your town anymore. No more talk of Texas two-step. It's a cakewalk now.

That's your challenge, Eddie. I know you're up to it. By the time that NASCAR bunch comes loping back into your town at an easy trot, in November, you'll have thought of something.

Regards,

Hinton

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Nationwide Series: Stenhouse steals Menard's thunder

Just as Paul Menard was about to take a giant step toward coming of age in NASCAR, Ricky Stenhouse Jr. stepped in front of him.

Menard led 100 of the 200 laps at Texas Motor Speedway on Friday night. But before he could close another dominant run for Richard Childress Racing's powerful Nationwide effort, along came Stenhouse to seize control of the race after a restart with 28 to go.

Even as he flew, Stenhouse questioned crew chief Mike Kelley for making no late changes in their car, but Kelley saw the lap times and let the youngster anguish all the way to the bank.

"I complain a lot," Stenhouse told ESPN reporters in Victory Lane, "but he gets the job done. I wasn't sure about the no change there, but Mike Kelley knows what he's doing."

Menard was clearly heartsick after his late resurgence was disrupted by the charging Denny Hamlin after the final restart with six to go.

"I let him get away," said runner-up Menard. "The car was so fast all night. On that last restart I kept up with Ricky good -- we both spun our tires a little bit -- but when Denny got outside of me, it just killed all the momentum.

"Man, it's frustrating."

The win was the second of the season for reigning Nationwide champion Stenhouse, bringing him within four points of leader Elliott Sadler of RCR in the standings.

Danica Patrick got her best and most aggressive finish of the season, eighth, charging up from 13th on fresh tires on the last restart, even when she had to race out of the middle of a three-wide situation.

"All in all, it's nice to have a good finish," said an encouraged Patrick. "We've kind of had tough going at the start of this year, so that was fun."

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Camping World Truck Series: Same ol' Rockingham

Are we done with the historical fiction yet? Has The Rock fallen back to earth from its whimsical orb in the eyes of some fans?

What you saw Sunday in Trucks was what you got for decades in Cup before the joint fell forlorn: fair to middling racing in the middle of the pack, not so hot up front, with long runaways for leaders.

When Nelson Piquet Jr. jumped to a six-second lead only 40 laps into the race and led the first 67 straight, that should have snuffed a lot of the mythmaking about the 1-mile Rockingham Speedway in the rural Sand Hills region of North Carolina. When Kasey Kahne drove away at the finish to win, that should have sealed Rockingham's place as what it is: just another battered old racetrack where tires fall off quickly. If you deem that historic, have at it.

The crowd was decent, perhaps 20,000-plus, as good or better than Trucks draw anywhere else. But consider that this was billed as a nostalgic event, and that many showed up just for that, and you have to call the attendance inconclusive.

It warranted running the Trucks again, but the jury -- NASCAR president Mike Helton came and paid due lip service to the place's history -- is still out on whether Nationwide events will come. And there was nothing to make renewal of Cup racing more than a far-fetched notion.

Kahne started 35th in a 36-truck field but moved up steadily from the start.

"I was coming up through there, and it was loose and loose," Kahne said in Victory Lane. "We adjusted and got better, and then the second time we kind of doubled up and got it really good."

The whole thing might have been more memorable had Piquet not been caught speeding on the pit road during the final caution, being knocked from second place -- and a possible shootout with Kahne -- to 13th for the final restart with 20 laps left.

That left Kahne's teammate, James Buescher, to restart alongside. Kahne easily drove away.

"After that restart, you could see him slowly pulling away, pulling away," said Buescher, who wound up second.

That's The Rock for you.

Are we clear now?

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Ed Hinton is a senior writer for ESPN.com. He can be reached at edward.t.hinton@espn.com.

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