Alex Rodriguez
Age: 26
Height: 6-3
Weight: 215
Stats: In 2001, Rodriguez flaunted a .318 average with 52 HR (MLB record for shortstops), 135 RBI and 18 SB
Marital Status: Single
Why He Qualifies: A quarter-billion dollar contract would make even Regis look sexy. Combine the dough with the fact that A-Rod is GQ smooth and the ladies just melt.