Juergen Klinsmann will shake things up
I want to say that the news of Juergen Klinsmann's appointment as the new U.S. coach made me so deliriously happy that I launched myself into a trademark Klinsi face-plant. You know, the kind the German superstar made famous when a blade of grass grazed his ankle while playing for Tottenham in the 1990s.
But since diving and Spurs are the two things I despise most, I simply took a slightly bigger swig of Jagermeister than I normally would at 11 a.m., and said, "It's about ...
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