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Gem in the Prem

So, who will win: City or United? We break down the tale of the tape

Updated: April 30, 2012, 1:46 PM ET
By and James Tyler | Special to ESPN.com

The way people have been foaming at the mouth about Monday's Manchester derby, it could be deemed a disappointment unless something truly dramatic happens -- like, say, Mario Balotelli getting four simultaneous red cards, going berserk, severing Jonny Evans' right leg and using it to beat on Howard Webb's bald skull like a bass drum. And we're pitching the likelihood of that happening at around 75 percent.

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