TRUMming like it's 2004
The problem with the phrase "back in the day" is that it makes you seem old. No one likes to seem old, especially when you have a hairline that isn't helping matters. And you sometimes have to squint to read small print when you never had to before. And you have a conversation like this with your 14-year-old:
Kid: Don't turn it! That song is awesome.
Me: What are you talking about? It's terrible.
Kid: It's 2 Chainz.
Me: Who on earth is "two chains?"
Kid: I forgot. You're old.
Me: I'm ...
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