Harris: Adrian Peterson will be No. 1.

"There's always next year," they say. Well, next year is here. We surveyed ESPN's fantasy staff to find out a bit about what they think is in store for fantasy owners in 2010.

Reality Check

Your fondest sports wish for 2010 is:
The Colts begin the 2010 season 0-14 and then rest their starters, and Curtis Painter leads Indy to a heart-stopping win.

Why will this happen/not happen?
Bill Polian will be damned if he's going to let public opinion sway him.

Any sport, who is your biggest sleeper pick for 2010?
I have no idea. I'll say Beanie Wells. I doubt he's really going to be a sleeper, and he's probably not my favorite underrated guy. But I haven't thought about this enough.

Any sport, which player do you fear will let you down, but you feel compelled to keep drafting him anyway?
Honestly, I never feel compelled to draft anyone. It's all about value.

Which player has let you down one too many times and is now "dead to you"?
Running backs older than 30. Sure, there are exceptions, but you don't get rich betting on 'em.

Let's Talk Football

Who will be ...

... The first quarterback drafted in fantasy football leagues? Drew Brees.
... The first running back? Adrian Peterson.
... The first wide receiver? Andre Johnson.
... The first rookie? Dez Bryant.
... The NFL MVP? Drew Brees.
... The fantasy football MVP (most value for draft position)? Rashard Mendenhall.
... Fantasy football's leading scorer? Adrian Peterson.

The name game ...
Which player would you rather draft in 2010?

Frank Gore or Ray Rice? Rice.
Terrell Owens or LaDainian Tomlinson? Neither. Ick. Tomlinson.
DeSean Jackson or Brandon Marshall? Marshall.
Vernon Davis or Antonio Gates? Gates.
Jay Cutler or Kyle Orton? Cutler.
Fred Jackson or Jonathan Stewart? Stewart.
Knowshon Moreno or Beanie Wells? Wells.
Shonn Greene or LeSean McCoy? Greene.
Miles Austin or Roddy White? White.
Steve Smith or Steve Smith? Panthers version.

Playing with numbers:
Predict the 2010 stat.

Tom Brady's passing touchdowns: 32.
Michael Vick's total touchdowns: 5.
Adrian Peterson's total yards: 2,001.
Chris Johnson's total yards: 2,100.
Terrell Owens' touchdowns: 5.
Brett Favre games played: 16.
Kurt Warner games played: 14.
Matt Forte's average draft position: 30th.

Play Ball!

Who will be ...

... The second player taken in fantasy leagues? Hanley Ramirez.
... The first starting pitcher? Tim Lincecum.
... The first closer? Jonathan Papelbon.
... The second catcher? Brian McCann.
... The AL MVP? Mark Teixeira.
... The NL MVP? Albert Pujols.
... The AL Cy Young? Jon Lester.
... The NL Cy Young? Tim Lincecum.
... The AL rookie of the year? Austin Jackson.
... The NL rookie of the year? Stephen Strasburg.
... The fantasy baseball MVP (most value for draft position)? Tommy Hanson.
... The highest-rated player on Player Rater? Albert Pujols.

The name game ...

Which player would you rather draft in 2010?

Hanley Ramirez or Alex Rodriguez? Ramirez.
Tim Lincecum or Zack Greinke? Lincecum.
Roy Halladay or Chris Carpenter? Halladay.
Ryan Braun or Matt Kemp? Braun.

Yovani Gallardo or Josh Johnson? Johnson.
Prince Fielder or Ryan Howard? Howard.
Adam Lind or Josh Hamilton? Hamilton.
Aaron Hill or Ben Zobrist? Hill.
Evan Longoria or Mark Teixeira? Teixeira.
Mariano Rivera or Jonathan Broxton? Rivera.

Playing with numbers:
Predict the 2010 stat.

Roy Halladay wins: 20.
Cliff Lee wins: 17.
Mark Reynolds home runs and batting average: 36 and .251.
Joe Mauer's batting average and home runs: .329 and 20.
Chone Figgins and Ichiro Suzuki's stolen bases: 43 and 32.
Matt Capps saves: 17.
Javier Vazquez wins, ERA and WHIP: 15, 4.27 and 1.27.
Stephen Strasburg's wins, ERA and WHIP: 11, 4.09 and 1.30.
Grady Sizemore's HR/SB: 21/25.
Alfonso Soriano's average draft position: 50.

Mad Gabs

Fill in the blanks to formulate 10 predictions for 2010. Do not limit yourself to football or baseball

In 2010, ESPN's fantasy writers will revolt for having to fill in the Mad Gabs section again.
There is no way that Alex Rodriguez will get Kate Hudson back.
• John Wall will be this year's first NBA draft pick. Hello, New Jersey!
If the Bruins win the Stanley Cup, then I will be simply amazed.
• Danica Patrick will be the next big sports star to be rather terrible in stock cars at first.
There will be ninety-bazillion players who enter the World Series of Poker ...
... but only zero players who gamble with Gilbert Arenas ever again.
Matthew Berry will keep insisting Michael Turner was a better draft pick than Maurice Jones-Drew.
This is the year that J.D. Salinger finally reveals that he is actually Terrell Owens.
2010 will forever be remembered as the year we started to look at Holden Caulfield in a whole different light.

Have We Missed Anything?

What question do you wish you had been asked on this survey?
What is your middle name?

And the answer is?
Stromboli With Onions (my parents were hungry).

What question are you glad you weren't asked?
Have you ever counted all of your freckles?

Sucker! Now you have to answer.
Your mom got as high as 500.