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Buzzmaster

  (6:01 PM)

Come on by on Wednesday when we have another special guest for our Morning chat....Carmelo Anthony will be stopping by! We'll also have Craig Finn of The Hold Steady chatting later in the afternoon! It all starts with me, Buzz, at 10 a.m. ET!

Buzzmaster

  (9:53 AM)

Gooooooood morning!

Buzzmaster

  (9:53 AM)

We're going to get started a bit early, because Melo might be here a few minutes early....the things I do for superstar athletes.

Mike-Ithaca,N.NY.

You guys were really focused in China.You showed 'em all!! Great job!

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

Nice early Melo

Brian (Madison, WI)

You start early for Melo, but not for me?

Buzzmaster

  (9:56 AM)

Never.

Steve (Dallas)

Buzz, my birthday is only 4 days away!

Steve (Dallas)

Ah, it is good to be back in the Morning buzz after a 4 month hiatus!

Steve (MA via East Hartford)

Throwing myself on top of the ONB....gotta go get some company flowdown at 10. Say Hi to Carmelo "My friends call me Larry" Anthony for me!

Christian (High Point, NC)

I love how these special guests just happen to show up on F5 Wednesday.

Efrain (Bayonne NJ)

Wow, Buzz...impressive

Buzzmaster

  (9:57 AM)

Melo is sitting right next to me. But we're going to wait a few minutes before getting started. That's the kind of power I hold.

Efrain (Bayonne NJ)

I wonder if anyone would notice if I was gone.

Syracuse Orange

Carmelo, you the man!

Buzzmaster

  (9:58 AM)

Before he comes over, everyone should visit www.carmelocares.org.

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

Hurry up toaster, pop those tarts

ROCKY (MCALLEN,TX)

WHATS GOOD?

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Dan won the 1st part of the HOH competition.

Buzzmaster

  (9:58 AM)

Turkey.

Godish (Chicago)

Glad to see everyone there was no black hole created in Swiss/France today.

evan (fort lauderdale)

wow, we're early today...i guess prepare for F5 around 1015 ish?

Buzzmaster

  (9:59 AM)

Perhaps.

Steve (Dallas)

Sweet website Melo. Good work

Daniel (Wichita)

Buzz .. are you fondling his gold medal?

Buzzmaster

  (9:59 AM)

Uhhhh....ummmmm....Sorry, I can't comment on that.

Jason (Indianapolis, IN)

Let me know if you need a driver...

Neal (Philly)

Buzz is going to try to steal the gold medal to give to LadyBuzz.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

No black hole YET, Godish. YET.

The Suits (Bristol)

Way to go, Buzz. Plug someone else's website when you work for the Worldwide Leader. Keep this up and you'll be plugging the food at your hot dog stand

jaysee (boston)

the handles flanders but my friends call me ned

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Melo, don't let Buzz touch your golf medal. He might think it is a cookie and try to eat it.

Raymond (Baltimore)

Good morning Buzz and SN.. or are you going to check THAT too for statistical accuracy?!!?!?

Neal (Philly)

Chad with the typo before Buzz

Josh Smith, Casper, Wyoming

What's better, winning a college national championship, or a olympic gold medal?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:03 AM)

Gold medal.

Buddy:(Dallas, Tx.)

Mello, What's the biggest difference from the plays in the nba and the plays we run in high school and college?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:03 AM)

Some of the plays are the same, sometimes. I'm pretty sure all coaches talk, whether, high school, college or NBA level.

nick (troy)

Hey Melo, do you have anything big coming up with your foundation? What kind of work have you been doing with it?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:04 AM)

The last thing we did was the 3 on 3 tournament in Baltimore. We're working on an event in Syracuse during a preseason game.

Chris (St. Paul, MN)

Hello Melo, what was the coolest thing you saw in China ?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:05 AM)

Probably Usain Bolt.

nathan (columbia, md)

how much time you spend getting your hair done? its never the same

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:05 AM)

It only takes about an hour, an hour fifteen minutes.

Troy (Los Angeles, CA)

Melo, will you be able to take your defensive intensity from the Olympics and translate it back to the Nuggets?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:05 AM)

Yes. 100%.

Zeb (Delray Beach, FL)

Who has better fans? NBA or Olympics?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:06 AM)

I think the Olympics have more fans. But you have to say better, because at the same time, our NBA fans are cheering for us Olympians, so we have the best of both worlds.

Boonton, NJ

Hey Melo, Congratulation on winning Olympic Gold medal. How different were this Redeem team compare to the last two Olympic games beside having one the greatest player, Kobe Bryant?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:07 AM)

It wasn't just Kobe. We had Jason Kidd, Michael Redd, Tayshaun Prince, Williams. The way the team was structured was a lot different.

Chase- B-More, MD

What do you think the Ravens are going to do this year?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:07 AM)

After seeing that first game, 10-6.

Cameron S. (Milwaukee, WI)

Congratulations on winning the gold at the Olympics in Beijing. However, to gain true redeption, I think you'll need to win two golds in a row. You going to stick around for London 2012?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:08 AM)

I'm optimistic about it.

Kate (Seattle-Phx)

Who is your funniest teammate on Team USA?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:08 AM)

It's got to be Carlos Boozer.

Justin, Pennsylvania

Carmelo, How did it feel playing with some of the greatest players in the world at the biggest stage?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:09 AM)

PRobably the best thing I've ever been a part of.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Melo, what was it like wearing your gold medal for the first time?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:09 AM)

I didn't want to take it off.

Efrain (Bayonne NJ)

What do you think of Oklahoma City's new NBA name?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:09 AM)

I can't say what I really think.

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

What kind of pre-game meal do you like to do? Are Pop Tarts a staple in the NBA?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:10 AM)

It's crazy because I only eat once before the game. I go to shoot around, I get back around 11:30-12 and I have a big breakfast and that will hold me over until after the game.

Prince (Pittsburgh)

What was it like playing for Coach K?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:11 AM)

It was a good thing. IT turned out to be the best thing.

Sean (Philly)

Would you trade the gold for an NBA Championship and MVP in the same year?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:11 AM)

That's tough.

Rom, Brooklyn

Hey Melo, what's the difference in style of play between International ball, and the NBA?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:12 AM)

Some of the rules are different. The ball is different. The way the lane is shaped different. The 3-point line is different.

Mike (Indianapolis)

How was it working with Coach Boeheim again?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:12 AM)

It brought back memories from our stretch run that we had.

mitchel-houston

Do you have any superstitions or rituals that you do before or during every game?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:13 AM)

I must take a nap.

Chris (St. Paul, MN)

Any rookie of the year predictions ?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:13 AM)

Greg Oden.

Matt (Mission Viejo, CA)

How has this overall experience effect your game? Have you learned a lot from the other players as they probably have from you?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:14 AM)

It will only elevate it and make it better.

Godish (Chicago)

Are you going to posterize Greg Oden this year?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:14 AM)

I'm going to try.

Steve (Salt Lake City, UT)

What are the chances that the Nuggets will win the division this upcoming season?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:14 AM)

Most likely.

Matt, Dallas, Texas

Melo, Can you describe your experience playing the first game against China?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:15 AM)

That was probably oneo f the biggest games I was a part of.

Bonn (Manila)

How does it feel knowing you won't have Camby's defense in the coming season?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:15 AM)

Of course, we're giong to miss it, but we'll come together as a team and try to make up for that.

Matt (IN)

If you couldn't play basketball anymore, what would you be doing?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:15 AM)

Making movies.

Scott (Albany NY)

Any concerns of burn out as the season goes along since you didn't get much time off since last season?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:16 AM)

No, not really. Not really.

JB (Seattle)

Many sports critics do not feel that USA Basketball team has redeemed themselves after this year's gold Medal. How do you feel about that and do you think any USA team could have done better?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:16 AM)

What else do we have to do? Do we have to lose? Who do we have to beat?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Loved the National Championship team at 'Cuse. Do you still keep in contact with Gerry McNamara?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:17 AM)

I talked to Gerry last year. He was overseas playing.

Josh (Toronto)

Who was the best player on the US beijing squad this year?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:17 AM)

D Wade.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Carmelo, how is AI in the locker room

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:18 AM)

Funny. Extremely funny.

Eric (Cleveland)

What did you miss the most while in Beijing?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:18 AM)

My family.

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Required question in the MB. Do you like Pop-Tarts, and if so what is your favorite flavor?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:18 AM)

No. No Pop-Tarts, unless I'm on the run.

Matt (Mission Viejo,CA)

How was Kobe on and off the court? He seems to get a bad rep, but seems to be imroving that. During these Olympics, it seem as if he was starting to open up even more to the media and was perhaps the reason for that the outgoing personalities on the team like yourself and Lebron?

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:19 AM)

He's a good guy. I got a chance to know him. He's a good guy.

Carmelo Anthony

  (10:19 AM)

Thank you. Keep supporting me. I appreciate it.

Buzzmaster

  (10:21 AM)

Thanks Carmelo!

Whitney (Georgetown)

Carmelo is keeping it real.

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Somebody asked a question about Melo's hair? Somebody please repo that guys man card.

Matt (East Hartford via Albany)

Thanks for the chat, Carmelo. Enjoy the rest of your off-season.

Jeff (Iowa)

Exit Carmelo, enter F5ing...

Nate (Madison)

Buzz just got Carmelo so he didn't get bumped to the F5 screen.

Efrain Bayonne NJ

We now return back to the originally sceduled nonsense.

Matt (IN)

Melo broke the chat

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

Don't demote us Buzz. Stay strong.

Jeff (Iowa)

You know.

Keith (MD)

Buzz, stand up.... oooh you are standing up. nevermind

Steve (NJ)

I checked in last night, saw 'Greg Anthony' was chatting, and immediately wanted to ask him how much fun it was playing for those early-mid 90's Knick's teams.

Jeff (Iowa)

Come on, Buzz. You have to outrank someone at ESPN. We will follow you to freedom!!!

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Buzz, as a 5'5" dude, you sure must've felt small...very small.

Amy Nelson

Alright you Morning Buzz weasels, back to the F5 screen!!

Tony (NJ)

Would it be wrong if i wore a Bernard Pollard jersey sunday at the meadowlands.

Ted (WVA)

Okay buzz. Now the cool dudes are back with their hip lingo and dry sense of humor. Sports takes a back seat

Nic Cage

Thanks for seeing my new movie and making it #1 last weekend. A solid 8.7 million dollar opening.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

What's the over/under on minutes before Buzz gets bumped to the F5 page?

J.J. Walker ( Good Times)

We need to get me into the game, I'd post you right up. Dyn-O-Mite!

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

Carmelo is no MBer. One meal a day? I eat about 7.

Carlos Delgado (Shea Stadium)

Buzz, where do you think I should put my MVP trophy on my mantle? Left, right or center?

Buzzmaster

  (10:25 AM)

Years from now, we're going to look at Albert Pujols and his string of seasons where he hits .350 with 30-odd home runs, great defense, and humongous OPS, and wonder why he didn't win the MVP every year.

mitchel-houston

Denver Broncos...Denver Broncos...blah blah blah Superbowl...blah blah.

evan (fort lauderdale)

i guess melo wont be telling us what he's having for lunch today

Jeff (Iowa)

Joe, channeling his inner Michael Phelps...

Ron Mercer

Carmelo and I went to the same high school.

Justin Morneau (Metrodome)

Carlos, I put mine in the middle of my mantle.

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

Great thing about that MVP--he was the third-best player on his own team.

Steve (NJ)

Years from now? I've been wondering for years how he doesn't win every year.

David Wright (NYC)

Don't get the cart ahead of the horse, Mr. September.

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Cubs and Red Sox lost last night and no Kevin or Jeremy yet, hmmmmm.

Kevin (Manassas)

The Cubs lost another tough game last night, and their slump continued. They will bounce back with a win tonight with Ted Lilly on the mound, and will get hot just in time to finish the season strong. Big Z and Harden are both ready to make their next starts, and their return will spark the Cubs and start a hot streak. Go Cubbies!

Godish (Chicago)

Years from now? What if the black hole occurs today?

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

They already turned it on. We're still here. Your concerns are unfounded.

Jose Canseco (Somewhere)

Carlos, I had to lock mine up because Mike Greenwell kept trying to break in and steal it.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Pujols plays in St. Louis Buzz. He's already starting in an MVP hole.

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

And we're back on F5....oh the powers of the celebrity.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Buzz timed it perfectly to facepalm Chad with a Kevin post. Well played.

mitchel-houston

LET'S GET THIS THING GOING!!!

Nick (NJ)

Buzz, look at Shaq. He only won I believe 1 or 2 MVP's. Although he was so dominant for so many years, if you go back and look, every year there was someone who came out of nowhere to have a more impactful season. It just happens sometimes.

Christian (High Point, NC)

So Buzz, if a plane flies successfully the first time, it'll never crash? Also, all they did was turn it on, they haven't run the experiments yet.

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

I don't know....Am I the only one that laughs every time the Burger King gets hit by the taxi?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Who had 10:29 in the Buzz Bump pool?

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Once again...no warning. This like TMB version of a black hole

Nate (Madison)

Little warning on that switch there?

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

Hey, we're switching.

Rell (Washington, DC)

I hope you guys can welcome me back w/ open arms.

Christian (High Point, NC)

They have an award for players that are consistently good. It's called the Hall of Fame.

Tom (PA)

Delgado had a great strategy. Play absolutely atrocious for over half the year so your team sinks to 4th place and 10 games back, then turn it on carry your team to first place and win the MVP. They would be 10 games up and these games wouldn't matter if he played well for the first 3 months. Pujols for MVP!

George Brett

I won the MVP every season I played.

evan (ft lauderdale, fl)

shaq only has 1....he should have beaten steve nash back in 05....yet nash now has 2 to shaq's 1

Sam (MD)

why arent my comments showing up

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

Because 1) this was the first one I've seen or 2) they're not that good. Either way, step it up.

mitchel-houston

Welcome back Rell!!!!! Who the heck is Rell???

Souroush Kentucky

The burger king did nothing wrong but put money back in your wallet

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Hey, I'm glad we lasted as long as we did in the main screen. I expected us to be bumped as soon as Carmelo left.

Jeremy (Boston)

Didn't see any difference. Prefer F5ing.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Really, Nate? Do we need to warn you before we do anything? Hey, Nate, I'm about to hit the Post Message button!

Sean (Philly)

Speaking of the Burger King, I could go for some reverse pick pocketing about now.

Buzzmaster

  (10:33 AM)

Nice! Buster Olney just made a Dumb and Dumber reference on First Take.

Neal (Philly)

I guess Buzz finally got the Suits' coffee right. He just messed up the rest of their breakfast.

Nate (Madison)

So I heard the makers of The Office are working on a script for a new Ghostbusters movie with the original cast. All of them would be up for it except maybe Murray but he said he might IF the script is good enough. Interesting, seeing they are a tad bit older now.

Jeff (Iowa)

Buzz, it would be even funnier if after the Burger King was hit by the taxi, he was tossed in the air, landing on a conveyor built and ended up getting his skull crushed by that thing they used on John Malkovich in Con Air.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

No, Buzz, you are not alone. Watching the King being hit by a car is hilarious.

Pete (NC)

Sorry if I get some crumbs everywhere. I'm eating the best pop-tarts ever: brown sugar cinnamon!

Jeff (Iowa)

Hey Nate, Buzz switched us away from the orange thingy.

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Ghostbusters III...Franchising.

Jeremy (Boston)

If Olney eats a pop tart, and flips off Matt Damon at the Espys......he's Buzzmaster.

Ray Parker Jr.

A new Ghostbusters? Cool man, maybe I can get my career back!

Neal (Philly)

Somebody posted about a whambulance in one of the college football blogs. I wonder if it was one of the regulars.

Pete (NC)

I have no choice but to F5. My office computer doesn't have the proper plug in for the main page and won't let me download it either. Lame.

Jeremy (Boston)

Loved original Ghostbusters.....but not sure about that one. Dan Akryod better start taking roids now.

Fake Brian (Madison)

Unlike Nate, I like switching back and forth without warning

Lloyd Christmas

Swenson? Swanson? Samsonite!

Buzzmaster

  (10:37 AM)

No, he was talking about the Astros and he said, ''just like Jim Carrey's character said in Dumb and Dumber - so you're saying there's a chance.'' Classic move Buster!

Buzzmaster

  (10:37 AM)

I demand that someone mention that to him in his chat on Tuesday. And keep sending it in until he responds.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Now THAT was a high quality Fake Brian post.

mitchel-houston

Give Mr. Akroyd my number.

Nate (Madison)

Due to them both playing poorly (Cubs and Brewers), I think Brian might be cheering for the Twins now.

Chris O'Donnell

I could play Bill Murray's part.

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Part III should be Part II, because it never happened

Jeff (Iowa)

Instead of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, they will use the Pillsbury Doughboy in this movie.

Godish (Chicago)

Any word from Ted (Sheboygan, WI), or is the factory keeping him down?

evan (ft lauderdale, fl)

that whambulance term has been used for yrs....i have a buddy who is an attourney and loves to whine...i call him a whambulance chaser

Neal (Philly)

What was the Dumb and Dumber reference to, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:38 AM)

See above.

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Do you really expect us to remember to post anything mentioned today on Tuesday?

Buzzmaster

  (10:39 AM)

Write it down. Copy and paste it. Tatoo it to your forehead.

Jeremy (Boston)

By the way, Dan Akroyd's best move was sneaking into the We are the World video taping. Classic.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Buzz do you really expect us to remember to ask Buster that question NEXT Tuesday? We can't remember what we posted two minutes ago.

mitchel-houston

I've been talking about the Astros all year and now Buster wants to jump on the bandwagon? Beat it Buster!

Neal (Philly)

Buzz thinks someone in this chat is going to remember that for almost a week? Does he not know the company he keeps?

Buzzmaster

  (10:39 AM)

You all make good points.

tom* (parkville, md)

So far this morning I have dropped five things.

Neal (Philly)

Thanks Buzz. I sent that in before you posted it. Way to make me feel stupid.

evan (ft lauderdale, fl)

Imagine buster olney and john kruk driving in a doggie mobile?

Steve (NJ)

Evan's apparently British. 'Attorourney?' Is that short for a tournament consisting of attorney participants?

Efrain Bayonne NJ

You've been talking about the broncos, not the astros

Big Z

I want to be in that movie. I could play that one ghost that eats all the hot dogs. Mmmmm, hot dogs.

Godish (Chicago)

I'll ask Buster if he gets his haircut at Mutt Cuts?

Jeff (Iowa)

Perhaps in your intro on Tuesday, Buzz, you could remind us.

Buzzmaster

  (10:41 AM)

I'll turn it around on you. Do you think I'LL remember?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Odd, tom*, so far this morning I have dropped one thing five times.

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

Those ghosts better not be far away or up stairs. All the Ghostbusters have packed on a few pounds.

Michael Scott (Scranton, PA)

Buzz, what do you know about selling paper?

Makers of The Office

Buzz, would you like to be the newest Key Master? Rick Moranis might be a little to cool.

The Pulse

Buzz wears jorts!

Jeremy (Boston)

Ummm. Your all at work. it's called the little yellow sticky post thingys. Use em.

Jeff (Iowa)

Buzz, anything in the ONB? I thought I would save Steve the trouble of asking.

Buzzmaster

  (10:43 AM)

Let's look.....

Sidney (h9j1k5)

HEYY MELO

kettler (algonquin)

the bears are looking good again this year. i dont understand why everyone keeps underestimating them, i think they are going to keep winning because the teams may underprepare for them

matthew m. (charlotte)

Has Sundays game against the Chargers given you the though that the Panthers may be better than everyone thinks?

mark (California)

will chargers do good this season

Buzzmaster

  (10:44 AM)

I think that's it. Lots of stuff in there for 'Melo. Where are all these people the rest of the time?

Gary Memphis

Buzz, Amy is a lot prettier and more fair with her chat. Lots of vince young and merriman talk. predictions, yankee failures etc

Jack (h5j2k3 Canada)

What up Sidney?

Neal (Philly)

That ONB is weaker than Buzz's arm.

Nate (Madison)

Buzz, I see a guy out with crocs on, his kids have matching ones, and his wife is right there with him. I always wonder if they chose to wear them or they wife basically bought them and in a way forced them to.

tom* (parkville, md)

I used to work in a printing plant. I know just enough about paper to bore my co-workers.

Matt (Grand Rapids)

At least Buzz has started wearing pants... that is progress.

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Speaking of the Chargers, Ryan (San Diego) popped up in the SportsNation chat yesterday. I tried to get O to post a question asking Ryan where he has been we miss making fun of him but I guess he didn't see it or want to post it.

Matt (Grand Rapids)

The Lions are the suckiest bunch of sucks that have ever sucked. They suck!

Steve (NJ)

Buzz, tell Jeff I'm still not speaking to him. And I'm considering an NRA membership...

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Remember the soft drink Mello Yello?

The Pulse

PANTS?

Jeff (Iowa)

Gary, the whiner's chat is later today.

Sean (Philly)

Did the Streak Master come up with something to do? And since 2 people hit 15, does he have to have it done twice?

Buzzmaster

  (10:47 AM)

You'll have to as him tomorrow at 11.

Buzzmaster

  (10:47 AM)

That's ask.

Matt (East Hartford via Albany)

It is starting to get a little cold for the Daisy Dukes.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Aw, a cyber-shunning. How cute.

Buzz's Lady (Home)

Matt, I was going to dump you for Tom Brady, but something happened. This is your last chance. Step up your game.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Count down to Vegas. I'm in the air Sunday at 6:30 AM. I'm going to bet the over/under on how many sofas Michael will toss out of windows next week. The line is currently 4 1/2.

Raymond (Baltimore)

Lady Raymond's mother bought some crocs for our son over a month ago, he has yet to wear them, nor will he ever

Sean (Philly)

Remember Mello Yellow? They still have it down South, along with Mr. Pibb.

Buzzmaster

  (10:48 AM)

I found Mr. Pibb at Five Guys the other day. I was loving it.

Buzzmaster

  (10:49 AM)

Oh yeah, I went to Five Guys after going house hunting. I told you this whole satellite TV thing hit the last straw.

Chad (Savannah, GA)

Dr. Pepper is much better than Mr. Pibb.

evan (ft lauderdale, fl)

I was at the wisconson dells casino last yr and they served mello yellow for free....good stuff!!

Matt Damon (Buzz's Pad)

Are you saying to try out for the patriots? QB?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

For the record, Tavaris Jackson, the Rams, and the Raiders were all pure Pulse this weekend. I'd like to make a motion that Buzz give us the top three Pure Pulse performances of the NFL weekend every Tuesday. Can I get a second?

Jeff (Iowa)

Lady Raymond? How did she acquire all her lands in Scotland?

McDonald's Attorneys

Buzz, that's $0.50 for using our trademark.

Dr. Pepper

Mr. Pibb couldn't cut it in Med School and dropped out.... Loser!

Bob(Lowell, Ma)

I can't believe it was ever warm enough for Matt to be wearing Daisy Dukes.

Dan Marino

You know, if I signed with the Pats, I might get all my records back.

Efrain Bayonne NJ

House hunting season already?

Tom (PA)

Every Five Guys has Mr. Pibb its awesome

Christian (High Point, NC)

So you're sat tv doesn't work, so you're going to buy a new house? That makes sense ... after I've had a couple drinks.

Buzzmaster

  (10:51 AM)

No, my sat TV doesn't work because the electric in the current house is so old and can't take the power. Tired of dealing with it. Time to upgrade.

Alan (Indianapolis)

Buzz isn't happy with his dish, so he's buying a new house?

Clinton (Indianapolis)

LUNCH CHAT! Another bowl of beef stew.

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

I love putting Crocs on my son. Low maintenance is a dad's best friend.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Pure Pulse, is that like getting Munsoned?

The Dish (Elgin, IL)

Buzz, are you shooting houses? Do you need a license for that in CT?

tom* (parkville, md)

Mr. Pibb is one of those things you have fond memories of unitl you actually taste it again. Then you remember why it failed.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

evan, I would hope that a casino would hand out soft drinks for free, or else they'd probably be out of business in a hustle.

Keith (MD)

House hunting=room for the babies

Jack (NB Canada)

I love chomping on a big wad of Big League chewing gum.

Nate (Madison)

Well Matt Damon won't put cable in the pool house for Buzz, so it's deal with the crappy sat tv or move out where he can get digital cable or a better signal.

Efrain Bayonne NJ

That's like running out of gas, and deciding to buy a new car as a result

Keith (MD)

Hopefully the house won't have a garage to run into!

evan (ft lauderdale, fl)

i love going to 5 guys. They always tell you where the potatoes are from. I learn about a new city in Idaho every time i go there

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Well, who told you to live in a log cabin

tom* (parkville, md)

I think Kate should be the new Patriots' quarterback, assuming she can get time off from cheerleading practice.

Jeff (Iowa)

Clinton, I had some Dinty Moore beef stew last night. It was outstanding.

Matt (East Hartford via Albany)

Hey Buzz, we have some apartments in my building that will be availible soon. We have COX, so satellite isn't even an option.

Steve (NJ)

Or, you could abandon the suck-fest that is satellite TV and save a few hundred thousand...wait, is this your way of telling us LadyBuzz is pregnant and you need the extra room for BabyBuzz, otherwise known as Matt Damon, Jr?

Bob(Lowell, Ma)

Ever thought of calling an electrician?

Buzzmaster

  (10:53 AM)

Heck no. I'm just tired of the place. Been looking for a good time/reason to get out and this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Buzz (Creeping through the woods)

Be very very quiet...I'm hunting houses....

Jeff (Iowa)

Buzz's pool house, also known as the storage shed in the back yard where the kiddie pool spends the winter.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I may have to give Five Guys a second try. I wasn't impressed the first time, but I have a feeling it was because the fries went cold by the time I got back to the office.

Electrician (Bristol)

Hey you need some work done buzzy? you know my brothers, the oil man and satellite guy.

Insurance Scam

I'll blow up your house and you can collect on the insurance. Just give me $20k.

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Lunch...more freakin chili!

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

Matt Damon is filming a movie so Buzz is trying to keep Lady Buzz hidden.

Jay (NY)

Vince Young's mommy says her boy is hurting inside. Where's that little violin I have...poor baby gets to play a sport and make millions...gotta be rough.

Internet Electrician Guy

Buzz, it looks like it will take a complete rewiring. It's going to take a while, and I charge $275 an hour plus take 12 breaks a day.

MotherBuzz

The basement is just the way you left it. You're welcome to come back to it.

PETA

No Camels were harmed in the preceding analogy.

Gary Memphis

Remember Dr Pepper has 23 flavors in it while Mr Pibb only has 17

Christian (High Point, NC)

Lunch! Organic Porcini Mushroom Sausage. No idea about accompaniments, any ideas?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Lunch: Bratwurst and ricotta stuffed tomatoes made by my wife. Outstanding work!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Despite everyone's claims, I am going to get the large fry, again.

mitchel-houston

I never even heard of 5 Guys until I saw it on this chat.

Alan (Indianapolis)

Buzz, I think you owe an apology to the dish company for badmouthing their service when it was your house that was the problem.

Buzzmaster

  (10:56 AM)

No, it was the dish's fault the first time. They installed it improperly.

Matt (Grand Rapids)

You need a prescription to get the other 6 flavors.

Tom (PA)

LadyBuzz kicked Buzz out thats the true story.

Nate (Madison)

Don't care what they make, they are still no different from anyone else. Especially someone as young as VY. Not the coolest thing in world to hate on him for going through somethings.

Oil Man

You can run, but you can't hide. Winter's coming punk.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Buzz wouldn't upgrading the electrical system be cheaper? On your $20K per year how can you even afford a house?

Buzzmaster

  (10:57 AM)

Why fix it when you can dump your problems on someone else?

Jeff (Iowa)

Tom, that's brautwurst.

Dave(vt)

Did you see where a kid wearing crocs got his foot mangled in an escalator, now his dad is suing crocs because i guess they didnt protect his foot enough. Was he really thinking some soft rubbery foam was going to protect his foot against anything? Its not like his steel toed boots failed and he lost his toes.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Gary is Memphis your last name or your location. Just want to clear that up for everybody.

Chris (Americus, GA)

Can't you just bootleg the neighbor's cable?

Trey (Dallas)

That's a solid, American, attitude, Buzz. good thinking!

Jeff (Iowa)

Dr. Pepper has Dr. J as a spokesman. Mr. Pibb has, um, ?

Barbaro (Heaven)

The only one here who's a punk is that punk Gallo. Buzz is cool.

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Note to self: never buy anything and I mean anything from Buzz.

Zack Morris (Bayside)

Buzz, you can stay with me, AC and Screech this weekend. We're going to stay when the mall closes and sleep in tents at Cabela!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Buzz just consider that if you move, you have to pack up all of your stuff, get it out of the house, get it into the new house, then unpack it. I don't think Matt Damon is going to help you either. Do you REALLY want to do all of that work?

Efrain Bayonne NJ

How about the father is a little more cautious when going up an escalator with a child

Jeff (Iowa)

Dave, that same kid always spills his hot McDonald's coffee in his lap.

mitchel-houston

That was very heartwarming Nate. I tell you what, why don't I come over and inject you with some pure testosterone.

Owner selling house

***Can't wait to dump this house on that Buzz Guy. Leaks, roof needs replacement, and the wiring is terrible**

Pete (NC)

Have a great rest of your hump day MBers!

Nate (Madison)

Well, time to head out. Hoping CC can stop this slump today, so I can actually be in a semi-good mode this afternoon.

Buzzmaster

  (11:00 AM)

Thanks for stopping by everyone. Thanks to Carmelo as well. We'll be back againt tomorrow morning. Until then, stay classy, SportsNation.

Efrain Bayonne NJ

Good day all!

Jeff (Iowa)

Time flies when you're F5ing. Good job today, boys! See you tomorrow. Peace out.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Stupid attorneys.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Yeah, Buzz, just settle for a crappy house instead of doing some work...

Joe (Huntsville,AL)

That's why my son wears steel toed Crocs