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Buzzmaster

  (10:02 AM)

It's Friday. The weekend is here. Time to enjoy the nice weather ...Finally

Giancarlo (Colorado)

Nuggets make a move for another role important player or else we wont be back in the conference finals.

joe chapp (livonia michigan )

dallas is drama all the time when dont you hear them NOT in the news

Andy Reynolds (Mt. Airy)

Do u think that Tony Stewart has a good chance of Winning the CHAMPIONSHIP or do u think that Mark Martin has a good chance of winning it?

matt (wisconsin)

who did that song with the AI "practice" and colts coach "playoffs"?

myron (cleveland)

It doesnt matter if or when LeBron get dunked on, its basketball,eventually you WILL get dunked on. Orlando's Lee dunkedx on LeBron twice during their series in the playoffs and nobody talks about that.

amanda (fort lauderdale)

How much longer will longer willl it take for the mets to be a decent team?

Anthony (NY)

up here in NY we have not hit over 80 degrees yet this summer. Global warming yeah right

Clay (Charlotte)

Buzz, are you watching UFC 100 this weekend?

Buzzmaster

  (10:06 AM)

Sorry, I'll be enjoying life at that time.

Tanner (Knightdale)

Well I think Tim Wakefeild should be starting in the All-Star game because, When he has that knuckleball going nobody can even hit at all. He's so AMAZING!!!!!!

Tanner (Knightdale)

I think Manny Ramirez should help the Dodgers a lot this season, and lead them to the World Series because of his hitting, and feilding. Maybe not his feilding.

Heath (Lakeland)

No Sportsnation TV chat today?

Buzzmaster

  (10:10 AM)

Nope, no show either

Mr. Met (NYC)

Can I put a transfer in to be Mr. Yankee?

Trevor (Texas)

Bruno out today...any plans on seeing it?

Buzzmaster

  (10:11 AM)

Not I

Matt (Jacksonville)

Is SportsNation TV already cancelled?

Buzzmaster

  (10:13 AM)

No, its only on Monday-Thursday

Heath (Lakeland)

Do you think Mr. Met would get a higher transfer fee than Ronaldo?

BJ (Carmel, NY)

Quick somebody call Wakefield...He might want to document the moment somebody called him "SO AMAZING"

Terrance (Maine)

I would like to see Wakefield start in the All Star game too... It could be an interesting change...

Zach Rastall (Marinette, Wisconsin)

Where's all the regulars this morning.

Rickie Weeks (Fatness)

Buzz, I'm bored. When will you book me for a chat?

Buzzmaster

  (10:15 AM)

Never

Justin (Ohio)

Do you think the Cavs can win it all next year?

smoke (miami)

lebron, lebron, lebron......u embarrased about everyone...now u cant give the world a peak at u gettn embarrased.....lebron..lebron..lebron

Tyler (Dallas, TX)

It seems like nobody remembers the Michael Finley dunk on Michael Jordan when Finley was in high school. Don't you think this just proves that the worst thing they could do with the Lebron dunk was to take the footage?

Chris (Philly)

Chat's slowing down. Pop Tarts must be ready.

Buzzmaster

  (10:16 AM)

Sorry, had to go grab them out the toaster

Greg (boston)

with Sheed, Garnett and Perk, do you think the Celtics might be the craziest team ever assembled or does the Stephen Jackson/Ron Artest pairing still trump them?

Louis (Montreal)

Strawberry pop tarts?

Buzzmaster

  (10:16 AM)

Only the best

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Are we really still talking about this dunk? Move on, people.

aaron rodgers (Buzz's closet)

theres always people that can dunk better than nba players

Rickie Weeks (Fatness)

But Buzz, we have so much in common. We both love to eat and are fat. I know there's a lot of people like that, but I'm a major league ballplayer!

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

not a good enough reason

Brett (Butler,PA)

How can you afford a toaster buzz???

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

I can't but the job can

86 Mets (Rehab)

Craziest team ever? Please!

Nathan (Manassas)

We're talking more sports than usual.

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

Well what would you like to talk about?

Chris (Philly)

When preparing said Pop Tarts, do you follow the instructions on the box step-by-step, or do you just wing it? Follow up question, I have heard that some people put butter on their Pop Tarts, have you given that a shot before?

Buzzmaster

  (10:20 AM)

Wing it. butter on a pop tart? not a good look

Tom (River North)

I've been gone for two days and none of the regulars are around. Did you put a ban on them? Did Nate and Brian go too far?

Buzzmaster

  (10:21 AM)

maybe they just didn't want to talk with you today

Drew (Buffalo)

got my first paycheck today on my brand new 21k a year promotion!

Buzzmaster

  (10:21 AM)

about time

Zach Rastall (Marinette, Wisconsin)

Buzz has killed the regulars.

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

never

Anthony (NY)

Can you do rankings with top 5 poptart flavors: ex: Strawberry, smores, double fudge etc.

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

only one flavor matters ...strawberry

Pillsbury Doughboy (not the oven)

Pop tarts are overrated!

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

crazy

Nathan (Manassas)

Butter on a pop tart sounds interesting

JB (TX)

Buzz wraps his pop tarts in bacon.

Buzzmaster

  (10:23 AM)

not everyday

Brandon (Albany)

Cinnamon Brown Sugar is the best flavor of poptart

MJ (Cville)

McD's is up to 21K?

News Casters (USA)

And in sad news, several people have suffered heart attacks due to putting butter on a poptart. The man who came up with this idea, Buzzmaster, has been taken into custody.

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

good one

Brian (Michigan)

I admit it has been months since I've eaten a Pop Tart. I'm not a fatty.

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

not cool

Nolan (Hartford)

Buzz, you feelin snippy today? Pretty short 1/2 word responses... Is everything okay?

Buzzmaster

  (10:25 AM)

just peachy

chaz (sa tx)

there is absolutly nothing bacon does not make better!

Trevor (Texas)

I agree with Brandon...Cinnamon Brown Sugar is the be all end all of Pop Tart flavors...

Anthony (NY)

Smores is my favorite poptart

Brett (Butler,PA)

Ive had butter on a poptart before,not bad.but dont drink milk with it!!!

Louis (Montreal)

I wouldn't put butter on a fruit flavored pop-tart, but on a double fudge one... interesting

Nathan (Manassas)

Smores is excellent.

Lady Buzz (Bristol)

I wrap Buzz in bacon

Buzzmaster

  (10:25 AM)

ummm

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

I have buttered poptarts before.. good

Abigail (mendham)

why are u talking about poptarts?

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

cause I can

stephanie (cincy)

Cinnamon Brown Sugar pop-tart fresh from the toaster, topped with Hagen Daz vanilla. Ever try it Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

can't say i have, sounds like a bit much for me

Louis (Montreal)

One pop tart makes you fat? Do some exercice Brian!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

So, by Brian's logic, only fatties eat Pop Tarts. FAIL.

Nathan (Manassas)

Whoa, whoa. Pop tarts are plenty healthy. Sorta.

Chris (Philly)

Wow, stephanie (cincy), that may be a game-changer.

jillnorman (norman)

How about scrambed eggs with green chilies.

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

WHAT?

Nolan (Hartford)

Non-frosted strawberry is the best for toasting.

Buzzmaster

  (10:28 AM)

Only in CT

Brian (Madison, WI)

Lady Buzz wrapping Buzz in bacon reminded me of the Family Guy episode when Lois gets really fat and Peter loves it. Then I grabbed my trash can and vomited.

Tom (River North)

Jill, scrambled eggs with chilis are good. There's a diner down the street that makes omelets with them, and it's delicious.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

That's the worst sounding poptart flavor I've ever heard of, jillnorman.

Trevor (Texas)

Vending Machine in the break room...Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts...$.85...I win.

Mike (Ohio)

Uh yeah, "Buzz", you can eat scrambled eggs with all kinds of stuff, including peppers. Get with the times!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

You've never had a Denver omelet? They put green peppers in there.

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

I'll stick with Pop tarts, bacon, and steak thank you

toaster strudel (toaster)

but I'm so flaky and delicious....

Bryan charlotte nc [via mobile]

Deep fried pop tarts are tasty as well.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

Clinton, we call that a western omelet.

Jeremy (Boston)

The best flavor poptart is Toaster Strudel.........you know it's true buzz. Just give in.........

Abigail (mendham)

buzz wats ur favorite sport?

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

basketball ...you?

fred (omaha)

buzz, what is michelle doing today

Buzzmaster

  (10:31 AM)

laying out on the sundeck sunbathing

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who try to inject sports into a pop tart conversation need to get lives.

Louis (Montreal)

Deep fried pop tarts? When there is never enough dough...

Matt (IN)

So Buzz, what steak should I grill this weekend, t-bone, porterhouse or a strip?

Buzzmaster

  (10:31 AM)

porterhouse

Nathan (Manassas)

Thanks for totally throwing my healthy pop tart argument out the window Bryan

Brian (Madison, WI)

I personally don't discriminate against any breakfast foods.

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

most important part of the day

Anthony (NY)

Buzz: cheeseburger or hotdog

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

burger

Abigail (mendham)

buzz... umm do u like coffe?

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

nope

Anthony (NY)

why no sportsnation tv today? No poparts?

Buzzmaster

  (10:33 AM)

why work on Friday if you don't have to?

Brian (Madison, WI)

The most important part of the day is happy hour.

Buzzmaster

  (10:34 AM)

agreed. 4-7pm is the best time of day

aaron rodgers (Buzz's closet)

brat or hamburger?

Buzzmaster

  (10:34 AM)

brat

Chris (Philly)

The porterhouse and T-bone are essentially the same cut, except that the t-bone has a bigger strip side, and the porterhouse has a bigger fillet side.

Buzzmaster

  (10:35 AM)

thanks Chris for that bit of info

Clinton (Indianapolis)

The best time of the week? Quitting time on Friday. Worst time of the week? Bedtime on Sunday.

Clay (Charlotte)

You have happy hour during the SN show? Might want to rethink your career choices.

Buzzmaster

  (10:35 AM)

the show ends at 4 and so do I

Trevor (Texas)

Why work anyday when you don't have too....right Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:36 AM)

i like the way you think

David (Orland Park)

Happy hour is 8am for you Brian

fred (omaha)

buzz where is she sunbathing, i'll bring my camera

Buzzmaster

  (10:36 AM)

not sure, she would give me the location

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

have a friend coming into town for the weekend buzz. tee time for tomorrow morning but it's supposed to rain. any suggestions on what else to do?

Buzzmaster

  (10:37 AM)

in buffalo ...have them help you move to a better city

Rob (Boston)

sorry buzz, I'm going to miss SN TV today. Got a 3:15 tee time

Buzzmaster

  (10:37 AM)

late ...on SN TV on Friday's

Will (Framingham)

Why is everyone grilling Buzz today with dumb questions? Cmon Aaron, we all know Buzz is a Brat nut!

tom* (parkville, md)

Pehaps a sundeck should be built on the ESPN campus.

Buzzmaster

  (10:38 AM)

sounds good ...i can get out there for a nice tan

David (Orland Park)

Buzz tanning > beached whale

Brian (Madison, WI)

Buzz goes out there for a nice tan and he blinds the whole ESPN staff.

JB (TX)

Buzz, the sun isn't big enough to tan you.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Buzz can never get a nice tan, it will always be uneven due to his flaps, since buzz, you know, is fat.

Brandon (Albany)

Buffalo is a great american city....or that is what the sign says when you drive into buffalo

Brian (Michigan)

Rule #1: No fatties on the sundeck. Sorry, Buzz.

Buzzmaster

  (10:41 AM)

why not, we need to look good too

Nolan (Hartford)

Anything is a great american city compared to Albany.

Lifeguard (Beach)

BEACHED WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith (MD)

Brandon, we gave Buffalo to Canada

Jay (NY)

There's a trick to getting fat people to start looking better. Yeah it's stop eating so much fattie!

Buzzmaster

  (10:42 AM)

you gotta get to stay alive

Brian (Michigan)

Maybe we can spray tan some muscles on you, Buzz.

Brett (Butler,PA)

Buzz,who would you rather stare at?Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?!?!

Buzzmaster

  (10:43 AM)

Simpson

Brandon (Albany)

Good to know....hopefully we kept the wings

Tom (River North)

As long as Simpson doesn't speak, right Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:44 AM)

yup

Wingo (Deptford, NJ)

spray some abs on buzz. the only crunches he does is Captain and Nestle.

Trevor (Texas)

Buzz what would you rather stare at a doughnut or a kolache?

Buzzmaster

  (10:45 AM)

kolache

David (Orland Park)

people are on fire today. Well done Wingo.

stephanie (cincy)

Simpson? Never saw that coming Buzz. I thought you would go for Anniston.

Anthony (NY)

The Jessica Alba of 2 years ago though

Nolan (Hartford)

Brandon, I personally want to apologize for calling out the city of Albany as scummy. I didn't realize we had people from NJ in this chat...

Buzzmaster

  (10:46 AM)

wait a minute. what you trying to say? I'm from NJ

JB (TX)

Whats the longest you've ever stared at a kolache before inhaling it? 2 seconds? 2.5??

Buzzmaster

  (10:47 AM)

haven't timed myself. I'm like Usain Bolt with it comes to kolache

Brett (Butler,PA)

everyone knows buzz is from bristol conneticut

Buzzmaster

  (10:48 AM)

I live in Bristol

Anthony (NY)

Buzz ur from NJ. That changes everything then.

Buzzmaster

  (10:48 AM)

Thanks

Nolan (Hartford)

Armpit of America.

Buzzmaster

  (10:48 AM)

Yes Hartford sure is

Wingo (Deptford, NJ)

I saw Hartford once. I reflexively threw trash at it from my car because I thought it was a landfill.

Trevor (Texas)

Buzz, do you start celebrating after you've inhaled 75% of the kolache?

Buzzmaster

  (10:49 AM)

not anymore

Keith (MD)

Buzz: being from NJ explains alot.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I think Buzz is a Rutgers alum.

stephanie (cincy)

Nolan, stop watching the "Real Housewives of NJ" to formulate your stereotype.

chauncey (teaneck)

what is so bad about new Jersey?

Brian (Madison, WI)

I was in the Hartford airport once and I felt dirty.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Be nice guys...none of you live in the armpit of America, have you ever driven across Kansas or Nebraska?

Drew (Buffalo)

Lunch: pizza hot pockets and mountain dew.

Buzzmaster

  (10:51 AM)

hot pockets ...so grade school

Reggie (Boston)

Big weekend, Buzz, I'm going to see Beckett pitch on Sunday and I'm taking a girl out for our first date...Any advice Buzzmaster?

Buzzmaster

  (10:51 AM)

have fun and don't screw it up

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Lunch: McDonald's.

Trevor (Texas)

Happy 12th birthday Drew (Buffalo)!

Brandon (Albany)

no lunchables was grade school

Wingo (Deptford, NJ)

Hartford has arches across the highway out of town that spray water and soap on your cars because they feel guilty.

Tom (River North)

Lunch: whatever frozen meal from Trader Joe's I feel like warming up.

Zach Rastall (Marinette, Wisconsin)

Lunch: Spaghetti O's and Meatballs

Buzzmaster

  (10:53 AM)

seriously

jillnorman (norman)

Lunch: green chili cheeseburger.

Clay (Charlotte)

Lunch: Pulled Pork BBQ plate, Carolina style sauce (not that ketchup based crap), fried okra and onion rings.

Grade School Cook (Back In Time)

Lunch = Shut up and eat it!!!

Brandon (Albany)

i have always been a fan of chef boyardee over spagetti O's

Hot Pockets (College Campuses Everytwhere)

How many of you would have a degree without me?

Brian (Michigan)

Chef Boyardee, the lowest form of Italian food.

JB (TX)

Reggie: take her to Chili's. Works every time.

Ben (Madison, WI)

Lunch: Dunkin' Donuts

Bryan charlotte nc [via mobile]

Lunch bbq ribs. I win.

MJ (Cville)

Carolina bbq is awful

Matt (Grand Rapids)

Lunch: PB

Brett (Butler.PA)

Lunch:Probably Mickey D's or ill just have a TV Dinner.

MJ (Cville)

Chilis..classy..

Alan (Indianapolis)

Lunch: Big, fat, juicy, 2/3 lb. double cheeseburger know as the dagwood at a local diner. company's paying for it too.

Nolan (Hartford)

People in NJ don't know how to pump gas.

Buzzmaster

  (10:55 AM)

are you still on this? let it go!

dave (home)

chef boyardee is not italian food brian just like ragu is not spaghetti sauce

Michael Scott (@ Chili's)

I want my baby back baby back baby back.....

John Madden Football (College Campuses Everywhere)

How many of you don't have a degree because of me?

Ben (Madison, WI)

Do people on the east coast actually eat lunch at 11:00? Or do we just like to talk about food this much?

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Lunch = Triple cheese burger special with fries.

Chef Boyardee (via mobile)

Who cares if its not authentic? I'm gettin paid!

Brandon (Albany)

I wait until 1 to eat lunch...makes the afternoon go by so much faster

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I eat mine at 11:30. That's right in the middle of my work day.

Tom (River North)

I don't know anyone who ever eats lunch at 11:00. I try to eat at 2:00 so that there's only 2-3 hours left in the work day when I get back.

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

Get to work at 7 am and therefore 11 am is my lunch time. So there.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I take my lunch whenever I'm hungry.

Trevor (Texas)

Dan, you Canadians are so strange.

Buzzmaster

  (11:00 AM)

alright, time for me to go and figure out what to do with my weekend. Peace