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Buzzmaster

  (10:00 AM)

Gooooooooood morning!

Dan (Buffalo, Ny)

Aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd....late

Buzzmaster

  (10:00 AM)

Says 10 on my clock and that's the only one that counts.

Marc (Charlotte)

The Morning Buzz... Where lateness happens.

Sean (FL)

can we start yet?

Brett Favre (Miss) [via mobile]

Buzz!!! How I've missed thee. So I got a pickle... The brass over in Hollywood want me to play a vampire in the next movie of the Twilight Saga. They want me for two weeks of training and shooting and that is just too much commitment for me! But I am a sucker for that Bella girl!

Greg (Ellicott City)

Good Morning Buzz

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Reds snap an 8-game losing streak last night!

David Meyers (Providence)

Hi Buzzmaster. What do you think about Lamar Odom staying with the Lakers? I think its a big mistake.

Sean (FL)

I dont care if you like the heat, noplace should ever be almost 90 degress at 8 in the morning.

Jacob (Columbus)

Do it, Brett!!!! I would so watch you!!!!!

Marc (Big D)

Happy almost TGIF MB!

chaz (sa tx)

just my opinion, but i think buccigras should replace colin on the SN show... what you think buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:03 AM)

Considering the show was built for Colin and he's committed to it...I'd say not.

Matt (IN)

Good morning all. It looks like Favre broke the chat.

Steve (NJ)

It's Bucky Dent Day!!!! Man, did I pick the right morning to check in. How's it going Buzz? Does Lady Buzz' Matt Damon shrine still bug you?

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Brett, you know I like you, but there isn't any Twilight talk allowed in the MB. I'm going to have to assess you a 5 yard penatly for improper chat topic. It'll remain 1st down.

The Suits (Bristol)

BUZZ! LATTE! NOW!

Nate (Madison)

There we go, chat is working properly. Today is my Friday, WOOOO!

tom* (parkville, md)

I could really use a cupcake.

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

So true tom*. So true.

Jacob (Columbus)

Hey Buzz, i need to ask you a question.

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

Denied.

Cory (PA)

Brown Sugar Cinnamon tarts today...breaking out of the Strawberry rut.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I predict an evening of drunken shenanigans in Madison tonight...

Brian (Madison, WI)

What happened Buzz? Before you used to admit that you were late, now you resort to making up what time it is?

Buzzmaster

  (10:06 AM)

Hey, I'll admit when I am late. But check the timestamp.

Don (San Francisco)

I was in Vegas for a buddy's wedding. 90 in the morning, 120 at the peak. But a nice 80 in the middle of the night made for good walking around the strip.

Cory (PA)

Just my opinion, but I think RGR should replace chaz (sa tx) on the MB...what you think buzz?

Steve (NJ)

Got a bachelor party Saturday night in NYC...something about steak and beer. Possibly other adult entertainments. It's going to be a wild day after watching the Yanks destroy Boston all afternoon.

ESPN (Bristol, CT)

Well, the Yankees/Red Sox startup. Let's not cover any other MLB team this weekend. Also, we'll need a 4 hour SC Special on the series, and throw in there something about Joba and the bullpen, why not.

Buzzmaster

  (10:07 AM)

Man, we're only 6 minutes in and people are out in full force with the whining and complaining. God help me.

Sean (FL)

I have a cucumber. Although it is in fact pickled

Reggie (Boston)

Brutal traffic today south of Boston, I was sitting in the same spot for 45 minutes. Great way to start the day!

Steve (NJ)

Buzz, the timestamp doesn't exist in MB 2.0..or whatever you future people call this complete lack of Orange Thingy.

Buzzmaster

  (10:08 AM)

That's a big negative ghostrider.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Steve, if the Yanks loose your friend should take it as a sign and not show up to the wedding.

Brian (Madison, WI)

The big question is did Nate decide to tell the suits that he needed the day off or does he plan on calling in tomorrow with some mysterious bottle illness?

Scott (Indy)

Is this the day Ronnie the Rat goes home on Big Brother? *waiting for Hochuli to flag me for Big Brother talk*

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, quoting Top Gun. Nice job.

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

After the MB I imagine Buzz running down to the cafeteria and banging on the door just like Prince Fielder did. Only Buzz would be about 200 lbs. heavier and looking for food, not another person.

Buzzmaster

  (10:09 AM)

How do we know Prince wasn't doing the same? BrotherBuzz had an interesting theory last night, saying that he was convinced Fielder found out the Dodgers had a carving station with roast beef for the postgame spread and the Brewers didn't.

Tom (River North)

Lollapalooza starts tomorrow here in Chicago. There should be plenty of miscreants out tonight.

Clay (Charlotte)

Morning Buzz, I'm trying to be more like you so I showed up late.

Marc (Charlotte)

As long as they don't send home the blonde from NC.

Nate (Madison)

No, Clinton I have to wake up early to go to a waterpark and finish a paper. So the shenanigans are on hold until tomorrow night.

Nick (Rome, NY)

the yanks are going to pwn smoltz tonight! i can't wait! : - )

Brian (Madison, WI)

Time stamp doesn't mean anything, you can edit that.

Buzzmaster

  (10:10 AM)

I can't.

Neal (Philly)

I really hope Manuel doesn't put Happ in the bullpen. That's Moyer should go. This ends my sports talk for the day.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Ok the past couple of years when the Yankees have been pure pulse I could accept the whining about the Yankees/Red Sox, but now they are two of the best teams in baseball so I would expect ESPN to cover their series heavily.

EMT (Whambulance)

Did someone call me?

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

I thought Prince was a vegetarian Buzz? Or was that last year?

Clay (Charlotte)

So I am generally against eating half a bagel with one topping and the other half with a different one, but this morning the Almond Honey Spread then Blueberry cream cheese was awsomesauce.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

Grown ups who go to water parks need to get lives.

Nate's Boss (Madison)

The guy was gone for how many weeks and now he wants another day off? As Buzz would say, Denied.

Nolan (Hartford)

There really isn't enough chats today.

Neal (Philly)

Nick should be severely penalized for the Internet speak AND the emoticon.

Marc (Charlotte)

Fact: J.A. Happ went to my rival high school and graduated a year before me.

Buzzmaster

  (10:13 AM)

Wow. Just goes to show you how little you've done with your life, huh?

Scott (Indy)

I checked the time stamp. Buzz did start at 10:00. And I'm not just saying this to smooch buzz and get posted. Or maybe I am.

Tom (River North)

I read yesterday that Maurice Clarett is asking to be let out of jail in order to pursue and NFL career. Hilarious.

Buzzmaster

  (10:15 AM)

No, he took that request back.

Marc (Charlotte)

That hurts Buzz. I'd make a comment about you being fat and all but I don't want to stoop to your level.

Jacob (Columbus)

Mr. Buzzmaster, may i ask you a short question?

Buzzmaster

  (10:15 AM)

Done...Didn't we do this yesterday?

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

Sorry I'm late. I've been thinking about how to batter and deep fry bacon.

Brian (Richmond, VA)

As a baseball fan... I really feel bad for David Ortiz. Can you imagine what he will hear tonight in Yankee stadium?

Nick (Rome, NY)

Tonight's prediction: Yankees 19 Red Sox 0

Buzzmaster

  (10:15 AM)

Gimme a break.

Clay (Charlotte)

There are numerous things that can be done that you can't do Buzz, touch your toes, eat only one plate at a buffet....you know, cause you're fat

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

Shouldnt Vince Young set his goals a little lower than going into the HOF and winning a SB? You know, like actually playing in a game?

Sean (FL)

FACT: You couldnt come up with a more random thing to be proud of than J.A. Happ playing at a RIVAL high school. Not on your team, for your school, ahead of you or behind you.

Reggie (Boston)

Yanks fans are out in full force, lotta smack talk going on in here.

Tom (River North)

I didn't know that. That's pretty smart, considering he has no chance of getting paid by anyone not from Ohio State.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Yeah, Buzz, we did this yesterday and Jacob asked an American Idol question. You've been warned.

Scott (Indy)

I had some thick cut peppercorn bacon the other day on my blt. I'm not sure I can go back to regular bacon.

Jacob (Columbus)

Is that a yes or no?

Buzzmaster

  (10:17 AM)

That's two. You're done.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

What is wrong with this thing?

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

I've just been told the caster is down! Everybody run for the hills!

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

.....They're going to restart it and the autorefresh should be up again.

Nolan (Hartford)

Fact: Aaron Hernandez (Florida TE) went to my rival high school and graduated a year before me.

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

Aaron Hernandez went to Bristol Central. You're in Hartford. There's no rival of Bristol in Hartford.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

And now I have an Iron Maiden song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, Buzz.

Jeff (St. Louis)

For a team that's 0-8 vs. Boston, give me a break, Yankees' fans.

Eric (Livingston)

Has anyone ever been greeted by the fans at an away game to laughter? Cause booing Ortiz doesn't make sense. It's just kinda funny.

tom* (parkville, md)

Everyone, tomorrow morning, breakfast at Robbi's.

Clay (Charlotte)

Since when do we ask permission to ask a question? I thought we asked the question, and if Buzz posts it, that is our permission.

Nate (Madison)

Ok, chat is not auto updating.......I might be throwing in the towel early today.

Buzzmaster

  (10:20 AM)

You're a wuss.

Iron Maiden (in the studio)

Run to the hills! Run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvveeessss!

Brian (Madison, WI)

Tonight's prediction: Yankees 24 Red Sox 21 on a last second FG.

Tom (River North)

Fact: I did not go to high school with any athlete that made it to any level of college sports, nor did anyone from any of our rival schools.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

He lives in Hartford now, but that's not necessarily where he went to high school. I didn't go to high school in Indianapolis. Well, that's because it wasn't around yet, but still...

Clay (Charlotte)

Does anyone outside of NY or Boston care who wins tonight? Didn't think so.

Chris (MLPS) [via mobile]

Buzz you need to listen to the song Disloyal Order of Water Buffalo by Fall Out Boy. They name drop you in the first verse!

Benjamin (IN)

I agree dan, even though the titans were arguably one of the best in the nfl, young should be lowering his expectations.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

Speaking of Idol, That Kevin Skinner guy thats on Americas Got Talent is from my hometown. Gosh, he is country! I wonder if I sound like he does.

chaz (sa tx)

ada way buzz that will get Nate to stay.

Godish (Chicago)

Week 1 prediction: Bears 8, Packers 0

Joe (Chicago)

Ever think that he moved to Hartford, Buzz? People don't live in the town they went to high school forever you know.

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

So if the yankees win tonight, the season series will be, what?.........8-1? Just checking.

JB (TX)

Fact: Josh Beckett went to my high school. Impressed? Didn't think so.

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

None of this is impressive.

Ryan (San Diego)

I just went to F5 mode

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

Congrats.

JB (TX)

Prediction (9/12/09): SC 34 Ohio State 24

Sean (FL)

Hey, the Red Sox signed Paul Byrd. Problems solved!!!

Nolan (Hartford County)

If I said the town where I am really from, nobody on here would know it, except for you. So I rounded to the closest city. Better now?

Buzzmaster

  (10:23 AM)

That's acceptable...what town is it?

Clay (Charlotte)

Fact: I waited on Richard Petty's wife. That's pretty random. I can also confirm that she is not a nice person.

Reggie (Boston)

You're right, Nate, it's so taxing to click the refresh button or F5 every minute.

Marc (Big D)

I also played on a rec league team with a guy who got drafted into the UFL. I guess you could say I know people.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Careful, Nolan. Don't want to give away too much info...fred (omaha) lurks!

Paul (Ft Worth)

Fact: Buzz is jealous and says he's unimpressed when he really is.

stephanie (cincy)

Goose Gossich bought me a drink once.

Sean (FL)

have the restarted it yet? I am still not auto refreshing. If I cant get refreshed automatically I feel so empty inside

Godish (Chicago)

Hey, I pressed Alt 236, which is the infinity sign. The Bears will score more than 8 pts.

Chris (Miami, FL)

Robbi's town was named after the great Civil War hero that is now a proud member of the Indianapolis community.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Caster back up and running yet, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

Dunno...is the page autofreshing?

Nolan (Hartford)

Also, I happen to be working downtown in Hartford, so in fact, I am from Hartford as I write this. I think the issue is resolved.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Gossage.

Nate (Madison)

Taxing, no. Annoying, yes.

Jack (NB Canada)

AC/DC Outdoor concert tonight Buzz, Anvil and The Answer are opening.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Who wears red sox? Duh. Lame. LOLZ!!

Marc (Big D)

Man this reminds me of the summer of '08 when F5 was all we had. Brings back memories.

Nate (Madison)

By the way, eat it Russell Martin. Looks like the Crew did take care of business on the field by winning game 3 and taking the series.

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

Easy cowboy.

Reggie (Boston)

I met Gale Sayers at work a couple years ago, that guy is huge in person.

Nate (Madison)

Autorefreshing, no. It's not my browser because everything else seems to be working. Not complaining, just trying to help.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Shenanegans Stephanie, Shenanegans.

Clay (Charlotte)

I smoked a...cigarette...with Willie Nelson. He didn't say much.

stephanie (cincy)

I waited on OJ. Very rude and a bad tipper. Luckily Ahmad Rashad was with him and slipped me a ten spot.

tom* (parkville, md)

I know people, but they deny it.

chaz (sa tx)

Buzz the MB has picked door number 3, oh look its the ONB, show them what they have won buzz

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

You asked for it. Let's do it....

Conner (Cincinnati,OH) [via mobile]

Do the Bengals have any shot at getting into the AFC Playoffs?

Jacob (Columbus)

Buzz, what's your view on Sotomayer and do you think she will be a Supreme Court Justice?

Trevor (OR)

Buzz, you're my idol! See you at 4 pm ET

Taylor Johnson (Cumberland, WI)

Prince Fielder had all the right to be upset after what the dodgers did, Torre told Mota to hit him, and the Brewers didn't try to hit Manny. The Dodgers are kind of a discrace to MLB Baseball.

Kadin Pounders (Russellville, Alabama)

Which team is most likely to sneak up and steal a playoff berth or even go to the Super Bowl?

jcbones (Jefferson city, mo)

SportsNation, Can you please add the option, "D. Because the NBA is not in season", and "E. Because it's the only time Sports Center covers 3 sports in one hour." to your question, "What do you like most in the Fall."

Andre (Omaha)

I have two questions. 1. Who will give the Detroit lions their first win? With all the money spent on Dallas' new stadium are they ever going to come up with a name for it?

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

And that's it...

Buzzmaster

  (10:31 AM)

After a good week of ONB, that was turrible.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Caster? Is that like a flux capacitor?

JB (TX)

Gale Sayers was 6'0" 198 when he played, how is that huge?

Nate (Madison)

Buzz, I think my comment deserved a "Settle down Francis"

Buzzmaster

  (10:31 AM)

Easy. Lighten up Francis.

Brian (Madison, WI)

So my work is closing at noon tomorrow to have our summer party. I won't say what we are doing, but even people in Wisconsin are shocked that a company is hosting this for our party, but I have a feeling you guys wouldn't be.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Jacob, I do believe that's the first Supreme Court question ever in the history of the MB. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad.

Eric (Livingston)

I met Scottie Pippen and Allen Houston at a business convention. Best work day ever.

Reggie (Boston)

One of my friends is a waitress and waited on Laurence Maroney. Apparently he left her 5 bucks on a pretty hefty check.

Bob (Lowell)

Steph, was he related to Goose Gossage?

Nate (Madison)

Hey, hey....here we go. Ok, work on hold....I'm back.

Grandpa Buzz (Bristol,CT)

I remember when Buzz had a co-host in 2004.Those were the glory days I tell you!

Clay (Charlotte)

Did someone really ask Buzz's opinion on a potential Supreme Court Justice?

stephanie (cincy)

Greg, it was at the Lone Star Cafe in NYC. A big group of yankees were there to see Jerry Jeff Walker. Goose bought me a Vodka and tonic. Ask him.

Cory (PA)

Fact: I went through basic training with David Cone's second cousin. Also Fact: Even I was not impressed.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I think we're back in business on the auto-refresh!

Paul (Ft Worth)

Just because people are rich doesn't mean they have to tip more than normal people...

Marc (Big D)

The caster is back, long live the caster!

Nate (Madison)

I love when I make a sliver of what pro athletes or celebs make and yet I tip better.

Matt (IN)

Auto refresh appears to be working now. Which means it will probably break again.

stephanie (cincy)

Great, my story is challenged because I spelled his name wrong?

Steve (NJ)

So my friend Dave lives in Kentucky, and ran into Buddy Ryan at the grocery store this week. Dave's a big Eagles fan, and from what his wife tells me, he cried like a little girl, and embarrassed his wife and daughter in the process.

Godish (Chicago)

I caddied in a Pro Am and Hal Sutton was the pro. Found out his nickname on the Tour is Halimony. Guess he's gotten divorced a few times.

Reggie (Boston)

JB: You wouldn't believe how jacked he was still. He nearly crushed my hand. He certainly wasn't tall but he was very stocky.

Neal (Philly)

Steph is saying that if Goose requested to be her facebook friend, she would approve.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Steph, now Fred knows where you work... not smart.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Tell the IT guys they can go back to sleep, the auto-refresh is working now.

Dannie (Tampa,FL)

I remember when buzz had a stalker named Janelle from BB in '05.She was creepy.

Drew (Buffalo)

Nooooooooooooooo, not tip chat again, what is this? the 578th time?

Eric (Livingston)

Sotomayer has a lot of raw talent. She certainly will need to put in the work, but there's a lot of upside there. I expect that she will be riding the bench for a long time.

Reggie (Boston)

True Paul, but leaving a less than 5% tip is a bit absurd.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

*applauds Eric* Well done!

ryan (melrose,ma)

Matt Ryan and BJ Raji came to my middle school when they were a Freshman at BC.Top that one!

Marc (Big D)

Fact: Caddying is a top 3 summer job for kids. Good money and working outdoors. I miss those days.

Tom (River North)

I saw Gilbert Arenas coming out of Big Bowl last week. I had no interaction with him other than eye contact. I wanted to tell him he ruined my fantasy basketball season last year, but refrained since there was a little kid with him. Plus he has like 6 inches on me.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I held the sign for the group that Rich Beem was in once. He snapped his driver over his leg on the last hole and threw it the trash. I grabbed it and fixed it up. Used it for a bit, but couldn't hit it so I sold it to my buddy for a smooth hundo. I win.

Sean (FL)

sushi also has a lot of raw talent

Paul (Ft Worth)

I totally agree Reggie, I was just sayin to not expect a hondo as a tip

stephanie (cincy)

Since the Lone Star closed about 20 years ago, and I didn't work there anyway, Fred would have some trouble finding me. I am not worried.

Ryan (San Diego)

David Justice, Rodney Harrison are great tippers...LT might be the worst offender in the history of tipping

Larry J. (East TX)

Tim Tebow is a great player, but not best of all-time. I'll give you one name: Tommy Frazier. His Big Red Machine dominated the college landscape.

Clay (Charlotte)

Thanks Eric, for the scouting report on Sotomayer, now we are going to go to Buzz for weather, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:38 AM)

There's some weather outside. Go to a window and look.

Goose (Cooperstown)

Stephanie: Friend Request - Accept or Deny?

Nate (Madison)

Here goes the one up talk about who met who, who did what with who. *Inserting screwdrivers into my earholes*

Neal (Philly)

Buzz tells us the temperature by how much he sweats when he types.

Trevor (Texas)

I met Andy Pettite coming off the Peter Pan ride at Disney World...he was sitting on a bench, and no one recognized him. I had to take a double look but sure enough, it was Pettite. Nice guy.

JB (TX)

Fact: just because someone is rich don't expect a big tip. Maybe your service sucked.

Rickey (Cooperstown)

Rickey doesn't leave tips. When you serve Rickey you should leave Rickey tips because Rickey is the greatest of all time.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Buzz, were all in cubicles. Were lucky if we get to see outside before we leave.

tom* (parkville, md)

Some guy is busy digging a hole outside of my window. It looks about the right size for a coffin.

Buzzmaster

  (10:40 AM)

Watch your back son.

Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)

My mouth tastes like purple.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

I am not in a cubicle.

Nate (Madison)

I some how got a window with my cube....weather has just been taunting me all week.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I've got a cubicle with a window. Does that mean it's not really a a cubicle?

Fake Nate (Madison)

I met Captain Morgan. It was the greatest day of my life :)

Sean (FL)

So do you think in the bizzaro world all these celbrity athletes are having an MB where they talk about all the random people they met?

stephanie (cincy)

ACCEPT!!

Clay (Charlotte)

I have my own office not a cubicle...but I don't have a window.

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

I have two windows in my office. The sun is shining and looks to be about 70 out.

Matt (IN)

I actually have an office. But no window. I blame ESPN.

JB (TX)

Yeah, so I was hyped to get a friend request on Facebook from the hot instructor at my gym. Less hyped when I found out she was "In a Relationship." Oh well...

Buzzmaster

  (10:42 AM)

She ain't married. There's still a chance.

Cory (PA)

I worked as a tour guide in a cavern as my H.S. job. Nice to be in a 52 deg. cave when it's 100 outside.

Tom (River North)

I'm not in a cubicle either. In fact, I'm still in bed.

chaz (sa tx)

*cue fail song from price is right for JB

Drew (Buffalo)

Weather is beautiful in Buffalo today.

Jonathan (Madtown)

Life taunts you Nate.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

I have lots of windows, it is beautiful outside.

Neal (Philly)

My building doesn't even have a single window.

Brian (Madison, WI)

In a Relationship is just a minor speed bump.

ryan (bangor,me)

Buzz,my girlfriend wants me to admit I have an addiction for SFTC.I told her its not gambling.

stephanie (cincy)

It is no secret that many big time athletes don't tip well. I waited on Willis Reed when he was the coach of the Nets and he would tell the players that if they came back without him they better tip.

Cory (PA)

Prisons aren't known for their open and airy floor plans, Neal.

Nate (Madison)

Life may taunt me, but it does so because it's jealous. Life has given up on you Jon. You are like that no name right fielder that people don't even bother yelling at because they don't know who you are.

Bob (Lowell)

Heck, married is just a minor speed bump for Matt Damon.

chaz (sa tx)

just tell her jb hey no ring on the finger means lets play ball

Matt Damon (BuzzMansion)

In a relationship: LadyBuzz.

Marc (Big D)

So I am heading back up to school in a month as an alum. Am I in a grace period since I just graduated, or will I immediately be a creepy old guy.

Buzzmaster

  (10:46 AM)

You're good until you start to look like an old guy.

Michelle Beadle (ESPN)

Single

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

Married doesn't mean anything, just ask my last ex-husband.

Chris (Philly)

Who are the idiots who think that they can take a kick in the face from an MMA fighter? Aside from ITG, of course.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Single :(

Neal (Philly)

Robert would have to answer the question about prisons having windows.

Cynthia Rodriguez (divorced)

Married doesn't mean anything, just ask that poor tipping steroid user ex husband of mine

Jon (Vermont)

Buzz,me and my ex were together for 6 months,but we broke up a month ago.How long should I wait to ask her out again?

Buzzmaster

  (10:48 AM)

Never. Move on.

Greg (Ellicott City)

I can take a kick to the face from an MMA fighter. I just wont wake up after.

Nate (Madison)

Unless it says married or engaged, don't worry about it because it can change at any moment. Even engaged can change at some point.

Buzzmaster

  (10:49 AM)

That's true. Just ask LadyBuzz's friend. She's been engaged 3.5 times in the last 6 years or so.

Marc (Big D)

I need a ruling, do you tip at places where you order at a counter and then someone brings your food to you at the table? I vote no, but my coworker did yesterday.

Buzzmaster

  (10:50 AM)

I'd say not. However, at Sonic, where they bring your food out to your car, I do tip a little bit. Interesting.

Jack (NB Canada)

How are you engaged .5 times?

Ryan (San Diego)

How do you get engaged .5 times?

Buzzmaster

  (10:51 AM)

Good question. I call it .5 engagement, because she and her boy were talking about a ring and I don't know if he actually bought it, but they had even started talking wedding plans, but they broke up before getting too far.

Eric (Livingston)

What counts as a half engagement?

Ryan (San Diego)

Even after married, there's a 50% chance she'll be single again soon

Jordan (Peoria)

So my sister in-law who works in HR here was just asked out by a work release guy...Do I meet him in the parking lot afterword or just call his parole officer and frame him?

Matt (IN)

He just bought the ring but didn't get it on her finger

Matt (IN)

Buzz is that because a lot of times the person bringing you out your food at Sonic is a cute lady? (At least around here thats how it is)

Johnstone (Wicker Park)

Do you tip the person who cuts your hair? I do, but most people I ask say no.

Buzzmaster

  (10:52 AM)

Yes.

Reggie (Boston)

Lunch: Sandwich and chips again.

Marc (Big D)

Well you have to tip someone on rollerskates, that is just obvious.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Nate's been engaged 3.33333 times.

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

My sister in law was engaged to a guy that she was dating for 7 years, broke it off 5 days before the wedding and got engaged again less than a year later. Classy.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Lunch: Sandwich, chips, and a soda.

Scotty (Atlanta)

What up buzz, Tebow started camp at 6am today

Godish (Chicago)

LadyBuzz's friend sounds like a complete mess. And I dig that!

Trevor (Texas)

My barber chargers $9 for a hair cut...I hand him a $10 and accept no change.

stephanie (cincy)

You definitely tip a hair dresser, if not, don't return. You might not like the results.

Clay (Charlotte)

Lunch: Gyro

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

I have a friend who has been married 7 times. How does she find 7 people who are willing to marry her?

JB (TX)

Oh, okay. I thought you meant she was engaged to a midget.

stephanie (cincy)

Scotty, any word on what TT had for breakfast?

Brian (Madison, WI)

Lunch: I don't know, probably some leftovers or a sandwich or something.

Eric (Livingston)

That's a lot of alimony

Nate (Madison)

I just go to one of those in and out places. Go to the same one usually so the same ladies are there and usually is just $9.99 and my haircut is easy and fast. Usually tip about 3 to 4 bucks.

Buzzmaster

  (10:55 AM)

I prefer the in and out hair places as opposed to the ones where they make you lineup outside and then sleep over before cutting your hair.

Nolan (Hartford)

Lunch: Cornerstone Deli for a Buffalo Chicken sub

Marc (Big D)

Hopefully some barbecue. Or some Sbarro, my favorite place for a NY slice.

chaz (sa tx)

lunch: pepto not feeling good today, i reheated those catfish nuggets from super bowl.

Reggie (Boston)

Wrong place, Stephanie, 99.9% of MB chatters don't go to 'hair dressers'. We go to the old guy down the street that charges $10, well, maybe not Ryan (San Diego)

Matt (IN)

I've never understood those people who get married a bunch of times. There's a lady here at work whose been married 5 times. Why doesn't someone sit these people down and say hey, maybe you just suck at marriage?

Marc (Charlotte)

Lunch: Thinking about having it my way at Burger King since I didn't cook dinner last night.

Neal (Philly)

Brian can't decide what to eat. There's a shock

Mike (MI)

I've been engaged once...biggest mistake of my life...we're celebrating 30 years in a few months.

Brian (Madison, WI)

And then there is Richard Jefferson, ruining the stereotype against women for all men. Emailing his fiance a few days before the wedding to say it's done. Classy.

Jacob (Colombus)

Lunch: Chicken Fingers.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

*rimshot*

Cory (PA)

Lunch: Company provided pizza at a mandatory meeting. Taste the Ominous goodness!

Jack (NB Canada)

Anyone ever go to a haircut place just because a hot girl was working there?

Neal (Philly)

Don't miss me too much next week.

Marc (Charlotte)

Didn't Jefferson say that they had discussed calling off the wedding days before?

JB (TX)

Lunch: Maybe Popeyes. Also, Robbi, in Kentucky isn't 7 marriages about average? I'm just sayin...

Jonathan (Madtown)

Richard Jefferson and his non-wife talked it over a few days before the wedding. She knew it was coming.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Never been married, never been engaged, and according to my co-workers, that's the way it should be.

Matt (IN)

Lunch is at Max

Ryan (San Diego)

She wanted to spend 2 million on the wedding brian...something had to be done

Brian (Madison, WI)

As I was typing my lunch choice I realized that I hadn't even thought about it yet and then just a bunch of garbage got typed.

Drew (Buffalo)

Lunch: Something different, but I don't know what yet.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Richard Jefferson is my hero.

Matt (IN)

Stupid ampersand. That should be Max and Ermas

Trevor (Texas)

I understand breakups via technology are low...but it is the age we live in. Everything happens by text, email, etc. these days. Nobody really does anything in person anymore. You can blame the people, but our culture also shares that blame.

Nate (Madison)

Been engaged once. Worst decision of my life, hands down. Had I gone through with that I would probably be in a mental insitution right now. Dodged that bullet.

Drew (Buffalo)

A haircut place just opened that advertises "the hottest girls in Buffalo" working there, it also has foosball and airhockey while you wait. I still don't wanna go there.

Jordan (Peoria)

Is Matt (IN) in an epsidoe of Saved by the Bell since he is eating at the Max? Make sure to get the back booth and a milkshake

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Nate and Brian are engaged to Natty Light.

nate's ex (via mobile)

Been engaged once. Worst decision of my life, hands down. Had I gone through with that I would probably be in a mental insitution right now. Dodged that bullet.

Buzzmaster

  (11:00 AM)

OK. We are done here. Thanks for stopping by. We'll be back again this afternoon and then tomorrow morning. Until then, stay classy SportsNation!

Patrick ( Louisville )

Natty Light is one mean mistress.

Marc (Charlotte)

I get offered a beer upon entering at the place I get my haircut

Jordan (Peoria)

Well how do you think she feels Nate? She didnt get her green card out of it.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Hasta la TAB Chat!

Tom (River North)

My cousins told me guys shouldn't get married until after 30, because they aren't mature enough. Considering how many people that get married before 30 get divorced pretty quickly, I'd say it's good advice.

Drew (Buffalo)

Great MB today, this whole week everyone has been on top of their game. Thanks for the laughs all, have a wonderful day, see you all tomorrow!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Stay classy, people!