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Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

Let's go!

Most Interesting Man (World)

I once had an awkward moment, I felt like Buzz.

Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

Every moment with me is an awkward one.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

Pennington is a good guy and I'm glad he caught a break with the Dolphins, he's always been a good player but NY fans and the team put him through some BS.

Most Interesting Man (World)

I can think other people's thoughts. But I prefer my own.

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer to be Nick (Portland, OR)

Urban Meyer (Gainesville)

Urban is now the highest paid coach in 37F

Adam R (Connecticut)

Colin is insane with the best soccer player thing

Big Z (Chicago)

I want to play for the Dolphins

Buzzmaster

  (4:05 PM)

Okay, if you had to lose weight, what would you give booze or dessert?

Adam R (Connecticut)

I don't drink, so booze

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

Beckham can still make good off a set peice.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Where are we going?

Most Interesting Man (World)

I make others talk, even with their permission.

Donnie (Indy)

Dessert. I loves my booze.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Easy one. Since I do not drink, I would give up booze.

Matt (IN)

Dessert, easily. Hell I don't eat much of it now anyway.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

I will split a bottle of Patron with Michelle.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I think everyone knows my answer to the booze or dessert question.

Adam R (Connecticut)

This vote will be close

Buzzmaster

  (4:07 PM)

50-50 booze and alcohol.

Buzzmaster

  (4:07 PM)

Okay, who is eating veggies this week?

Most Interesting Man (World)

BOOZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Brian.

Adam R (Connecticut)

Called that vote

Bob (Delaware)

Beer only..moderation

Brandon (Mendota, Illinois)

Veggies are good, gotta eat some corn

Andrew (Valdosta, GA)

I don't eat vegetables and I'm still alive so far.

Most Interesting Man (World)

Turnips are my veggie of choice.

Scott (Colorado Springs)

Can you guys do this Poll? If baseball players would come out now and say I think my name is on the "List" would baseball gain some much needed respect back?

Buzzmaster

  (4:11 PM)

I'll pitch it...keep in mind today's polls were about sharks, booze and vegetables.

Donnie (Indy)

Yup, eating some veggies this week. Some corn, some peas, maybe even some carrots, too.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Darn, I forgot to vote on today's polls. I need to set myself a reminder to do that.

Al Gore (via mobile)

I invented sharks, booze and vegetables.

Buzzmaster

  (4:14 PM)

Man-Bear-Pig v. drunk Veggie-Shark. Who ya got?

Trevor (OR)

77% of the voters in Idaho chose to give up Alcohol.. theres a fun crowd

Most Interesting Man (World)

I really invented the internet.

Jon (NY)

Yo Buzz, hurry up dude.

Buzzmaster

  (4:15 PM)

Second time I've heard this in the last 24 hours.

Trevor (OR)

I'd take most interesting man

Aisha (SC )

I'll eat broccoli and take the flavor away with a nice, frozen strawberry margarita.

James (Denver)

I eat nothing but fast food candy and Mt Dew and Im in great shape less then 6 % body fat 5 ' 7 " 145 30 year old . No vegetables in my diet at all and just orage juice I have a 6 pack nice toned body and I dont work out much and Im not that active .

Most Interesting Man (World via mobile)

My leg weighs 145!

Brian (Madison, WI)

James not everyone is blessed with unbelievably good genes and good luck.

Pete Rose (Vegas)

I believe everything in James from Denvers post.

Jack (TN)

If colin really thinks that no vegetable diet will work he should go ahead and try that coke and ho hos meal for himself

Trevor (OR)

i dont eat all that am 5'9 180 and have 5% body fat.. and buzz likes me better!

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's a personal foul for excessive celebration against James (Denver). No one cares about how short you are or your body fat percentage. 15 yards and repeat 2nd down.

Nedward (Grand Central)

James (Denver) = Buzz only he's 5'10, 300 lbs

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

I dont know about you guys, But Im a young cat and I rock a beard.

batski (chicago)

Yeah, vegatables are not healthy and mountain dew is. You may be healthy at 30, but call me at 50. Basically, it is called malnutrition. Go to the South and you can find obese malnurished people. Put another Malamar in the deep fryer!!!ps - How in the hell is this show on television? Colin Coward = Skip Bayless without the soul

Buzzmaster

  (4:21 PM)

Batski has it all figured out. How are you liking the Beer Pong tricks were running right now?

Clay (Charlotte)

'Young Cat'...Shaft called and wants his lingo back.

Most Interesting Man (World via Mobile)

I prefer soul patches.

Cameron (Oregon)

Soccer will never be relevant in the United States.

Buzzmaster

  (4:22 PM)

That was the least relevant post in this chat.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

James from Denver, This isnt Match.com this is Sportsnation Chat redirect your browser.

Buzzmaster

  (4:22 PM)

Wow, Quinn crushing James and the greater Denver area.

Ryan (Detroit)

The only worse than internet toughguy, is internet liar

Trevor (OR)

Buzz i'll be right back.. im gonna go pray for James from Denver

Nick (Portland, OR)

Ya Quinn, lay off Buzz.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

That robot was creepy as hell, what is that??

Buzzmaster

  (4:23 PM)

Hey man, that's a classic bump. Savor it....and stay tuned.

Cameron (Oregon)

Reinstate Pete Rose

Buzzmaster

  (4:23 PM)

More relevant.

ted (cape cod)

I really don't get the premise of this show,buzz.

Buzzmaster

  (4:25 PM)

No premise. It's actually written by Manatees.

Marc (Charlotte)

Someone call the Whambulance for Batski...

Brian (LA)

Cowherd= Man genius Bill Belicheck great i mispelled belicheck

Internet Whiner Guy (Cyberspace)

Wow! Batski (Chicago) is making even me look bad.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

Those kids have never drank a beer.

Nick (Portland, OR)

What is Buzz's body fat percentage?

Buzzmaster

  (4:25 PM)

N/A

Most Interesting Man (World)

N/A is what I prefer.

Brandon (Texas)

how cani submit a video because i know one that puts the basketball one to shame

Buzzmaster

  (4:27 PM)

Submit your Weird Web Stories here:http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/wws

Matt (IN)

Infinity

Manatees (South Fla.)

I can't believe we hired this Colin guy...

Nick (Portland, OR)

I lovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee manatees.

Buzzmaster

  (4:27 PM)

OK, that's super weird.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Personally I thought Ed Hoculi's jab was better but props Buzz, you calls it like you sees it.

Buzzmaster

  (4:28 PM)

Agreed.

Absolute Mustard (Fairfield, CA)

Forget football, I'm counting down the days to Ed Hochuli's first game this season.

Ryan (Detroit)

I like turtles

Buzzmaster

  (4:29 PM)

Brilliant. We are running a poll on Turtles tomorrow. Batski is sure to get super pumped.

Big Z (via mobile)

I like turtle soup

Brett (Fulton, IL)

Why does stuff like "I lovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee manatees." make it on the chat but nothin I have said makes it?

Buzzmaster

  (4:29 PM)

Because I was waiting for your first post to be something someone else said.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's illegal procedure against Quinn for spelling the Chat Ref's last name incorrectly, 5 yards and repeat 2nd down.

Hambone (College)

Buzz, bro favor and post me dude!

ted (cape cod)

Hey Buzz,speaking of sharks.Did you hear about a bunch of hippies letting a hurt dolphin back into Atlantic Ocean?hours later it was eaten by a group of sharks.

Buzzmaster

  (4:30 PM)

I always knew hippies hated dolphins.

Pittsburgh Pirates (losing again)

We hate Manatee!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

So then the poll question theme for the week is sea creatures, correct?

Ryan (Detroit)

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Trevor (OR)

k im back.. did James' 5'7 frame get blown away by the wind yet?

Shredder (Krang's Lair)

Tonight I dine on turtle soup...

Mercury Morris (home)

Tell the hippies to call me when they're in my neighborhood!

Buzzmaster

  (4:33 PM)

I think we need to address something very important now...why are there not more teams named after Sharks?

Jaws (Ocean)

Great question Buzzshark.

Brian (LA (WORKING A 9-5))

What are we talking about HIPPIES i mean not the actual game i live and die for but about HIPPIES. Cmon man we talking about HIPPIES

Buzzmaster

  (4:34 PM)

ROBOTS!

Brian (LA (Just south of San Jose))

Because the only sharks team reeks

Buzzmaster

  (4:35 PM)

That robot kinda runs like me.

Brett (Fulton, IL)

Robots are taking our jobs!

Buzzmaster

  (4:36 PM)

Holy Crap, Zach Rastall tweet made the show?!

Buzzmaster

  (4:37 PM)

Who was screening these things? And why is Zach Rastall asking about robots?

Brian (LA (The place to be))

I wonder if i have robots for co-workers they always seem to outperform me

The Suits (Bristol)

We aren't interested. We already have a robot that cleans the restrooms.

Rachel (Newfield,ME)

You know this show is not doing good today if Zach makes the show.

mike (ma)

ive seen mascots do worse!

Tom (River North)

That's it. Shut it down. Zach Rastall got posted on SNTV? I'm just glad I'm not at home watching it...

Ogre (Adams College)

Why? Because Rastall is a NERD!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

There should be an NFL team with Sharks as the nickname. Then when they play the Jets, you could have a nice musical score in the background.

Most Interesting Man (World)

Crap is right, he is somewhat interesting.

Adam R (Connecticut)

What is with the mascots?

Zach Rastall (Via Mobile (Tweet))

Burn in hell, Buzzmaster. Sincerely, Zach Rastall.

Ryan (Detroit)

When I look at the moon, I think its made of cheese, but when I look at cheese, I don't think it makes up the moon.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Zach Rastall is everywhere!

Trevor (OR)

apparently its 5 o'clock in detroit

Ryan (Detroit)

Bathroom break for buzz apparently

Buzzmaster

  (4:40 PM)

I'm chatting from the bathroom, actually.

THE Zach Rastall (Marinate, WI)

I made SNTV. I think I've earned this title, or perhaps you'd like to give me my title of Commissioner back, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (4:41 PM)

I have no idea how that happened. Our web producer Gabe has already fired the Tweet screener.

Jimmy Buffet (Margaritaville)

It's always 5:00 here.

Garrett (Texas)

Okay I think we need a room fanhood check, and who is screening these things... seriously demented be impartial put this in!!!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Twitter stock just bottomed out.

Ryan (Detroit)

4:40 to be exact, but its 5 o'clock somewhere.

Buzzmaster

  (4:42 PM)

No, it's not. It's not 5 o'clock anywhere on Earth right now.

The Joker (Gotham City Prison)

Congratulations, CO-Mmissioner..

rick (Chestertonfieldsville Iowa)

Horse racing is animated roulette

Ryan (Detroit)

How about the time zone east of the Eastern US?

James (Denver)

Trevor go to your doctor bro how tall are you and how much do you weigh a male 5'7" should weigh between 124 and a 154 pounds were not suppose to be as fat as we are tall people

Buzzmaster

  (4:44 PM)

That does not make any sense either.

mike (ma)

its 4:44 is boston

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Maybe I'll use some of the vacation time I have coming this week and early next and I'll watch SNTV. I really think I'm missing something.

Buzzmaster

  (4:45 PM)

You are missing everything. Robots, Sharks, Booze, Zach Rastall becoming an internet star.

Ryan (Detroit)

I think James has some tears right now. Tiny, tiny tears.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

James... You are out of here.

Cameron (Oregon)

Tell that to prince fielder

Denny Hamlin (Pocono)

Woo Hoo I won.. anyone watch me?

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who make Zach Rastall an internet star need to get lives.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Saying Zach Rastall is an internet star is liking saying K-Fed is a star in real life.

Biff Tannnen (Hill Valley,CA)

Caught about ten minutes of the show. I never will watch again since Zach made it on TV.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

James is a lot like the Broncos: Both are lightweights headed nowhere.

Ryan (Detroit)

Its like saying James from Denver had the best post today.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Who is Zack Rastall? I thought he was the ShamWow guy

Tom (River North)

J.B., don't do it. Buzz has clearly lost his mind if he thinks Zach Rastall is an internet star based on one Tweet.

Trevor (OR)

wuts worse than going to a marlins game? getting hit with a bat at one

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

They just said "Young Cats" on SN, I AM VALIDATED.

Ryan (Detroit)

Having people see you at a Marlins game is the worst part.

RAY GORDON REID ( NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA 70112 )

MY COMENT AT AT 5.O0PM DINNER TIME TALK DINNER WITH MY LADY BUZZ MACARONI CHEESE HAM WINE BUZZ SLEEPING OUTSIDE

Trevor (OR)

dessert 51% over alcohol!

Steve Bartman (Florida)

I hide at Marlin games.

Buzzmaster

  (4:52 PM)

That's not the best hiding place.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Attendance announcement at a Marlins game: Joe is here. Amy is here. Fred is here. Alice is here...

Waldo (found)

They found me at a Marlins game

Jim Calhoun (Connecticutt)

I was at the Marlins game too. Get your facts straight.

RAY GORDON REID (LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS 72201)

PORKY PIG AT 4.55 PM THATS ALL FOLKS SAME BUZZ TIME SAME BUZZ CHANNELL

Buzzmaster

  (4:55 PM)

Greatest Porky Pig impression ever.

Marc (Charlotte)

People, if you are going to fake post, then 1. Spell the Person/Town correctly. 2. Get your quote right.

Rich Rodriguez (East Lansing)

Coaches who don't know their proper location need to get lives

Jim Calhoun (Storrs)

Fake Jim Calhoun poster... Get some facts and come back and see me!

Bill (Carbondale)

Are the zip codes that RGR uses accurate?

Garrett (Texas)

Dolphins eating BBQ that just sounds odd

Trevor (OR)

better than sharks eating dolphins.. wait nvm

Buzzmaster

  (4:58 PM)

It's the END OF THE DAY!

Trevor (OR)

no not the end of the day!! :(

Big Z (via mobile)

Dolphins eating BBQ sounds odd, but Big Z of the Dolphins eating lots and lots and lots of BBQ works perfectly.

Mike (Boston)

yaaayyyy!!

Ryan (Detroit)

New personal record, 13 comments.

Buzzmaster

  (4:59 PM)

Get your facts straight. It's 14.

Trevor (OR)

same time tomorrow Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (4:59 PM)

No doubt.

Marc (Charlotte)

Rastall is the pulse.

Buzzmaster

  (5:00 PM)

Alright folks, see you tomorrow. If you missed the show it will re-air from now on on ESPN2 Midnight ET/9 PT.

Trevor (OR)

stay classy buzz

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Corn Sucks.

Al Gore (via mobile)

I invented new personal records

James (Denver) (Cry Room)

I'm never coming back!!!!!!!!!

Rich Rod (Ann Arbor)

People who brag about how many posts they got need to get lives.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

You guys did well in shattering James from Denver's Dreams. Great Job Team. Peace Buzz.