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Marc (Charlotte)

What's on the SN Docket today Buzz? Other than you're late arrival?

Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

That's all we're doing.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Good afternoon, people!

Trevor (OR)

Ladies and Gentlemen.. its BUZZ-time!!

KERRY COLLINS ( NASHVILLE TENN 37214)

QBTENNESSEE TITANS COMMENT AT 4.05 PM READY TO PLAY FOOTBALL SUNDAY

Buzzmaster

  (4:01 PM)

I once thought of sitting out an entire year of work.

Adam R (Connecticut)

Buzz, who do you think is going to take the 1st vacation day: Michelle or Colin?

Buzzmaster

  (4:01 PM)

Let's get that far first.

Trevor (OR)

Donde esta Buzz?

Buzzmaster's Evil Twin ((Somewhere, USA))

Hey, Buzzy, I'm back! Did you miss me?

Kyle (Elmira NY)

Love the show but why dont they use the board in the background???

Buzzmaster

  (4:02 PM)

It will happen.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Buenaaaaaaas Tardes Nacion Deportiva!

Mike Singletary (San Francisco)

I'm so disgusted with Michael Crabtree I might have to take off my pants.

Buzzmaster's Evil Twin ((Somewhere, USA))

My dang TV won't work! Argh!

Adam R (Connecticut)

Crabtree is throwing millions (even if it's not as much as he wants) and his career out the window if he sits out. The UFL won't compare to the NFL if he chooses to go there

Clinton (Indianapolis)

My question is this: Why is he having his cousin represent him?

Matt (IN)

Crabtree is a dummy if he sits out.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

Whats good Buzz...Michelle looks great and was dead on about that dont have your cousin be your advisor thing...thats just ignorant.

Buzzmaster

  (4:05 PM)

WHat's up Raleighwood?

gerrid (Espanola)

Eli doesn't have enough weapons since burres shot himself in the leg

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who call Raleigh Raleighwood need to get lives.

Trevor (OR)

I googled Raleighwood, NC and its literally a cinema bar and grill? Quinn's got a lot going for him..

John (Memphis TN) [via mobile]

Of course he will retire a colt y would indy let him get away for any reason

A Rod (via mobile)

Quinn is a waiter? I hope he knows I only tip 15%

Bryce (Ohio)

worst selling NFL jersey.... Brian Bosworth

Adam R (Connecticut)

eating shaving cream or cake? figure that one out

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

A Rod, I'm just going to issue you a warning. The Tip chat was already had today. No repeating conversations.

stevegovols (Knoxville)

Figures that Michelle would choose cake over shaving cream

Gerrid (Espanola)

THREE CHEERS!!!!

Trevor (OR)

A pie chart showing cake vs. shaving cream?

A Rod (via mobile)

Ed, don't hate. You only get 15% of your calls right.

Oxford (Chicago)

I would eat cake off Michelle's face too...lol

Buzzmaster

  (4:11 PM)

That was a pretty good poll until the LOL

Trevor (OR)

We don't use lol in this chat

Cory (PA)

Got a NY Times headline from my RSS feed that read, and I quote, "Snoop Dog in Da House at Ravens Camp, Fo' Shizzle!" Should the NYT be banned from the internet, can I get an official review on that Ed?

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Don't make me throw you out A Rod. Have you seen my guns? If I flexed, Kate Hudson would be leaving you in a second.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

*BOOM* Well, damn, Oxford, you just broke my creepiness meter.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's a 5 yard penalty on Oxford for the use of LOL. Repeat 1st down.

Marc (Charlotte)

Man, Hochuli is busy this afternoon.

Oxford University (England)

We're ashamed that he shares our name.

Buzzmaster

  (4:14 PM)

Quinn I can't post that, and you know why.

Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)

Rickey should be a response in every SN poll.

Trevor (OR)

Sharkweek.. A great white ate over 25% of its body weight in one sitting (yes, sitting).. Thats like Buzz eating 60lbs of sushi!

Buzzmaster

  (4:15 PM)

You flatter me.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I thought if sharks stopped moving, they died?

saint (peter)

touchdown

Todd (Omaha)

How can a shark sit? Float, yes, sit...no.

Gman (new york)

u guys r not talking about sports?????

MN AtMoSpHeRe (MN)

SO WHO LIKES SPorTs?!

Matt (IN)

Man, Ed is gonna run out of flags.

Don (San Francisco)

That's like Buzz eating 25% of a great white shark

Marc (Charlotte)

GMan... The First Take chat is in the AM, and it is that way ----------->

Cory (PA)

MN...What's with the weird capitalization? You the reincarnation of t.s. eliot?

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Gman, you seem new, so I'm going to let your excessive use of punctuation slide this time, But this is your only warning.

Gerrid (Espanola)

Tony romo is not a future cowboy hall of famer

Sean (Philly)

Buzz only weighs 240? He must have started eating Pot Roast.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Why do they call it pot roast? It's not made from pots.

Buzz's Weight (via mobile)

N/A

Todd (Omaha)

That horse just owned that car...Collin, don't make any more jokes, horsepower?

Buzzmaster's Evil Twin ((Somewhere, USA))

Shinwack is a sport.

Gerrid (Espanola)

that horse should be a running back he would buldoze through folks

Buzzmaster

  (4:22 PM)

I think most horses would bulldoze humans.

Mike Golic (TV)

Did someone say POT ROAST?!!!

John (Memphis TN) [via mobile]

Horsepower? WOW

Cory (PA)

Don't think of them as jokes Todd, think of them as ironic pieces of social commentary or performance art. Failure is the new success.

Trevor (OR)

I bet Buzz has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany

Buzzmaster's Evil Twin ((Somewhere, USA))

If that was true, Cory, me and Buzzy would be the most successful people on Earth.

Matt (MN)

....oh....my....god cory

Todd (Omaha)

A horse wouldn't be able to bulldoze Tebow, Tebow would destroy the horse. HAIL TEBOW! :-/

Ali G (Jamaica)

Boo-ya-kasha.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Man, one mention of pot roast and 20 Mike Golic alias' come out of the woodwork.

Brett Favre (Mississippi)

Come on guys. Talk about ME!!!

Ogre (Adams College)

Performance art is for NERDS!

Buzzmaster's Evil Twin ((Somewhere, USA))

Pot roast! ......................See? Nothing happened.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Todd, Todd, Todd, pay attention son. No emoticons allowed in the chat. 5 yards and repeat 2nd down.

Sean (Philly)

Ed Hochuli, can you ban Buzzmaster's Evil Twin? He is annoying me.

David (Atlanta)

19-5 is unbeatable? Huh?

Sean (Philly)

My fault on the Pot Roast thing...

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

15 yards on Todd (Omaha) for illegal use of an emoticon in the SN chat. Repeat 1st down.

Adam R (Connecticut)

We need some unique never before done rankings

Buzzmaster

  (4:27 PM)

Alright, let's hear them. This is your show, what rankers do you want to see?

Matt (IN)

The greatest Rickey of all-time.

Trevor (OR)

rankers..? is that a word

Alex (Littleton, CO)

I would like to see a "best hair in pro sports" poll

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

I should really start tweeting.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Best mustaches in sports?

Dave (Indy)

Most annoying SNTV chatters: 1. Adam R 2. Quinn 3-5. Who cares.

Angelo (Cleveland)

Let,s rank the hottest N.F.L. cheer leaders

Lebron (Cleveland) [via mobile]

How bout top 10 nba players in the league now

Matt (IN)

Best facial hair...you could Dr Perlut as a special guest to name the winner. It would give an excuse to have him in for another chat.

Buzzmaster

  (4:30 PM)

Dr. Perlut is a friend of the show, whether he knows it or not.

stevegovols (Knoxville)

How bout ranking Michelle 10 best outfits?

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Pork Power Rankings Bacon is number 1.

Gerrid (Espanola)

Ochocinco is just running from you guys

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Sorry Dave. Rastall is No. 1 on that list.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Michelle is really on-point today. Colin is still reeling from that "horsepower" debacle.

Bryce (Ohio)

beast beard and hair = Sebastion Chabal -French National rugby player Internation B.A.M.F

Todd (Omaha)

Yeah Michelle, way to know your facts about NU and the Volleyball program. GO BIG RED!

Dominic (New Mexico)

Who cares about rugby!

Babe (Below Charlotte's Web)

Don't eat mee Quinnnn

Marc (Charlotte)

Quinn, Page 2 had a 64 team meat tournament already.

David (Atlanta)

Bueller? Bueller?

Trevor (OR)

Buzz, what kind of shark is always gambling..... a cardshark!

Awayne (Indy)

Best movie line "The dude abides"

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Chat is slowing down, Buzz's Pop Tarts must be ready.

Scott (Mississippi)

Life is like a box of chocolates

Dominick (Bronx)

And on the 2nd day, God created the Yankees and the Red Sox, and then Sbarro's pizza.

steven(ca) [via mobile]

This show is and corny but nothing else is on

Brandon (Albany)

The quality in this chat is poor today.....no one has brought their A game.......i mean buzz evil twin? what is that? come on man....come up with a new gimmick....it aint working

Cory (PA)

I think I've had some Sbarros slices from that second day Dominick.

Don (San Francisco)

Top 10 sports an average guy might be able to play well in

Trevor (OR)

define "working".. getting posted more often than u?

Cory (PA)

How about a ranking of top 20 "gets" for future SN chats.

Trevor (OR)

Nooooo.. SN is gonna discuss soccer

Trevor (OR)

1. Bowling

Tim Donaghy (Apprentice Chat Ref)

That is a flagrant 2 foul on steven(ca) for excessive whining. What? Is that a $20 bill? There is no foul on the play!

Sean (Philly)

*Trying to figure out if Awayne's name is Awayne, or if he hit shift and A at the same time by accident, and his name is Wayne*

Matt (IN)

*slow golf clap for Donaghy post*

Alex (Littleton, CO)

The List would be 1) Buzz, 2) Buzz, 3) Buzz......

Gerrid (Espanola)

Yeah they are going to discuss soccer the most watched sport in the world trevor

Todd (Omaha)

It's not soccer, it's futbol. Get it straight Trevor

Chris (Denver)

How about top 10 most annoying athletes

Todd (Omaha)

Cram more cookies into your blizzard!!!!

David (Atlanta)

I would love to see just 15 minutes of the UK ESPN. Is there anywhere we can just see a little?

Buzzmaster

  (4:40 PM)

I watch it every day. There are some fun commercials too...KFC advertising in England? Classic.

Gerrid (Espanola)

GET THE THIN MINTS!!!!!!!

Cory (PA)

*Holds up QUIET sign to quell golf clap*

Trevor (OR)

Anchorman is legit

Matt (IN)

Rashard Lewis's turn with the excuses now.

Dominic (New Mexico)

Trevor what is with the soccer, hate we didnt hate on the lame cardshark joke.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

*yells "get in the hole!"*

Buzzmaster

  (4:41 PM)

Don't be that guy.

Cliff (Philly)

I love pitching!

Frank the Tank (facedown in a pool)

the cardshark joke was genius

Todd (Omaha)

WTH Collin, you look like Bob Barker

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's an immediate ejection of Alex (Littleton). There is no yelling "Get in the Hole" here.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Rec Specs are dope as hell.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

Things with lives, even cockroaches > get in the hole guy

Trevor (OR)

I could see Buzz rocking some shades

Bob Barker (via mobile)

Colin, the price is wrong, *edit*!!!

Chris (Denver)

i got a poll top ten superbowl commercials of all time ahhh i love the Tabasco commercial

Marc (Charlotte)

Plinko > SN TV

Buzzmaster

  (4:44 PM)

That's a compliment

Todd (Omaha)

It would have been cooler if the futbol player kicked the ball off the space needle instead of juggling it...LAME

Trevor (OR)

What % of SN can lie about juggling a soccer ball?

Gerrid (Espanola)

Brazil is across what pond?

Dominic (New Mexico)

they said just juggle the ball they never said how long this percent has to be pretty high.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

How long does an ejection last? Can I apologize?

Scott (Mississippi)

Plinko > All TV

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, why didn't they get you to do the Man vs. Food show? You like to eat.

Buzzmaster

  (4:47 PM)

He's been ducking me for years.

Trevor (OR)

Pow!! right in the kisser

Eric (Providence)

to much ball juggling convo with too many guys....just my observation

Don (San Francisco)

What % of SN thought juggling a soccer ball involved using their hands?

Cory (PA)

Food pulled out at the last minute. Food is a pansy.

Buzzmaster

  (4:48 PM)

Food just sits around all day. doing nothing.

Discovery Channel CEO (Hollywood)

When the guy from man v. food starts to ask for too much $, Buzz is our $18k a year backup plan.

Scott (Mississippi)

The Discovery Channel CEO needs a penalty, Man vs Food is on the Travel Channel.

Buzzmaster

  (4:50 PM)

How about the Food Network...how is it not on the Food network?

adam (baltimore) [via mobile]

Why wont america accept football (soccer)after they got one of the best in the world show them how beautiful the sport is and two of the best coming here this weekend

Marc (Charlotte)

Is the Travel Channel owned by the Discovery Channel?

Big Z (via mobile)

Food doesn't sit when its around me. I <3 food

Todd (Omaha)

Why are they running the hurry up? Cause it's only a DEMO!

Gerrid (Espanola)

Randy jackson is tight DOGGG

Trevor (OR)

Uh oh.. its almost the end of the day.. sooo sad

Todd (Omaha)

The Discovery Channel is brothers with the Weather channel who's cousin is actually the History channel.....confusing I know.

John (Memphis TN) [via mobile]

Its not as fun to watch as basketball or the real football maybe thats the reason

Tim Donaghy (Apprentice Chat Ref)

Ed told me to issue a technical foul on Big Z for emoticon use.

Buzzmaster

  (4:52 PM)

Ed would never talk to you.

Gerrid (Espanola)

Snoop d o double gg

Scott (Mississippi)

If the Man vs Food show was on the Food Network, Food would always win.

chaz (sa tx)

wow im buzz.. er.. i mean im late today.

Grammar Police (via mobile)

You're right, Todd, but it's not nearly confusing as you not knowing the difference between "whose" and "who's." Here's your ticket.

Awayne (Indy)

Buzz don't let that 18k sink in you will have to pay for everything you eat which means you will lose about $3 miillion per year.

Trevor (OR)

I talked to Most Interesting Man, his boss sent him to Seattle.. he'll be back tomorrow!

Chuck Norris (USA)

If it was me vs. food, the food would not just sit there. It would sprout legs and run away.

Trevor (OR)

Ok professional athletes, i dont wanna let the cat outta the bag but stop using steroids.. cheaters!

Buzzmaster

  (4:54 PM)

This was the perfect forum for that announcement.

Don (San Francisco)

How about Man vs Cake on Food Network? Buzz vs whatever Duff can make?

Buzzmaster

  (4:55 PM)

I am so hungry.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC)

Peace Buzz.

Trevor (OR)

BBQ at Buzz's!!

Trevor (OR)

I'm 99% sure I <3 Buzz

Buzzmaster

  (4:56 PM)

I'm comfortable with that

Trevor (OR)

Michelle's right.. We dont need Switzerland!

Cory (PA)

Tomorrow is another day! I meant that to be inspirational...but now I'm kinda bummed.

The End of the Day (here)

Hello!

Buzzmaster

  (4:58 PM)

It's the END OF THE DAY!

Gerrid (Espanola)

END OF THE DAY!!!

Todd (Omaha)

NO SPORTSNATION TOMORROW! BOOOO!!!!

Roger Federer (via mobile)

Yeah, Switzerland sucks. Nothing great ever comes from there.

Todd (Omaha)

Las Vegas is a state as well.

Trevor (OR)

No SN tomorrow?!?!?

Trevor (OR)

I wonder how long 'the end of the day' was waiting to post that

Buzzmaster

  (4:59 PM)

All day?

Buzzmaster

  (5:00 PM)

Alright folk, we're back Monday. Have a great weekend!