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Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

Let's go!

Bryan (Davis, CA)

please tell me you're going to do a cheer for the Kung-Fu Panda doing the splits to avoid the double play tag.

Tanner (St. Louis)

How can a fan be expelled from a stadium forever? The guy that threw that beer yesterday sure should be. But how would they know it is him?

Tjgamer2 (Burgoon, Ohio)

Hey Beadle, The beer thrower u have to turn in!!! I am a ball player, beer league, throw that stuff at me, and I open my mouth and say THANK-U :)... But there I see that happen I jack him up!!! and turn him over to security, U just can't do this at a game!!! Thanks, Have a Great Day!!!! Tj :)

Buzzmaster

  (4:01 PM)

Alright SN, Step your game up.

Scott (Indy)

Buzz, I would like to be the first to report a MB impersonator is back. He/she was in the Stuart Scott chat pretending to be JB. I believe it was not JB, in fact.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

In Matt Williamson's chat we started to talk about great TV sitcom sidekicks. Barney Stinson and George Costanza were both mentioned. Maybe we can run with that topic in this chat. Thoughts, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (4:02 PM)

It has nothing to do with sports, so yes.

Scott (Indy)

Barney Stinson? Not even the best Barney side kick. Barney Rubble is a far superior Barney side kick.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Great! How about Ed Norton? He was an outstanding foil for Ralph Kramden. Who can forget him addressing the golf ball? ('Hello ball!')

Scott (Indy)

NORM!!!

Chris (Des Moines)

Cubs fans should have thrown that fan back on the field, just like they do the other teams home runs!

cody (AZ)

lets go OHIO STATE.. no one is goingto stop pryor

Rickey Henderson (HOF)

Alright SN Rickey is here, we can start the chat! Rickey doesn't need a sidekick because Rickey is the greatest!

Me (denver): [via mobile]

mexico won easily usa overated

Buzzmaster

  (4:07 PM)

Soccer chat was yesterday.

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

FITZ will get the curse

Buzzmaster

  (4:08 PM)

I think this is the first time you've posted something that has nothing to do will bull riding.

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

ya soccer is boring!!!!

Paul (Ft Worth)

Rickey's sidekick is ego

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Other people getting burned by Buzz > Many things in life

Austin O'Connor (New Jersey)

clearly then man was drinking his beer and someone bumped his arm and the beer flew in the air and landed on Victorino

Does Rickey always talk in the 3rd person? (Virginia)

Too bad Mexico has a home field advantage IN THE US! LAME!

Ego Waffles (Grocery)

We are delicious!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Curse? Let me guess, you believe in tarot cards and horoscopes, too?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Mexico won easily? Since when is 2-1 an easy win? I really need a chart to convert soccer results to other sports.

Buzzmaster

  (4:09 PM)

It was not an easy win.

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

i was waiting for that. maybe if you tell them to talk about bull riding on tv i will stop talkin about it, it should get RESECT!!!!!!!!

Matt (IN)

Yes Rickey always talks in the 3rd person. Watch it before you anger Ed.

Buzzmaster

  (4:10 PM)

Taste that cody. All-soccer 3 Cheers.

Marc (Big D)

*ahem* Tiger's in the lead *ahem*

james (moses lake,wa)

tiger will win by 5 or6 shots

Lars (Illinois)

i dont eve nthink they needed a goalie, jsut another goal post

Awayne (Indy)

How about riding soccer playing bulls?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I prefer Bull Throwing to Bull Riding.

Lee (Virginia)

Dude the soccer juggler has been on all day...cheap tricks...(still impressive though)

Bronson Arroyo (Cincy)

I'll take what I wanna take and say what I wanna say. And what I wanna say is, Buzz is fat!

Lee (Virginia)

That kid playing guitar hero and doing a rubix cube at the same time obviously does not play sports and should not be on ESPN

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I prefer the Running of the Bulls, where the bulls get their revenge.

Dylan (STL)

That guitar hero kid is a BALLA

Scott (Mississippi)

Woody from Cheers was a pretty good sidekick.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Tiger in the lead = bad news for the rest of the field. He usually doesn't give them up, especially in majors.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

How about playing soccer while running with bulls? That could be interesting.

Dylan (STL)

6 to 1 Phillies, CUBS IS DEAD!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

So Buzz, were you surprised with the results of any of today's SN Poll Questions?

Buzzmaster

  (4:17 PM)

Well I was shocked 77% of people love a fast QB...I mean athleticism in a QB? That's pure stupidity.

Justin (Chicago)

English, Dylan. English.

Espn.com (Headline)

Tiger on the prowl....

Espn.com (Headline)

Pouncing Tiger...

Espn.com (Headline)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden opposition...

Justin (Chicago)

Underrated sidekick: Milhouse.

Justin (Chicago)

This chat is Bull.

Jared Lorenzon ((not the NFL))

You don't need to be athletic to play QB.

Buzzmaster

  (4:18 PM)

Correction, to be a QB.

Bob (Lowell)

What we need is athleticism in a chat host.

Lee (Virginia)

Yeah this chat kinda sucks

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

Athletic chat hosts need to get lives

Bob (Lowell)

You need acting skills to play a QB.

Brett Favre (MS)

Have you seen me in those wrangler commercials? I am athletic!

Jordan (Peoria)

Da Bull, Da Bull, Da Bull Da Bull...SN, Buzz, Polish Sausage, Ditka

Eric (Livingston)

Jared Lorenzon vs. Buzz in an eat off

Buzzmaster

  (4:21 PM)

Check this out...

John (Cleveland)

Buzz, what are you doing numb nuts?

Bob (Lowell)

What are we supposed to be checking out....you taking a nap?

Me (denver): [via mobile]

People criticizing other people online need to get lives rich rod

Drew (Columbia)

Umm... sweating of my heiney? His name should be the Rappin' Rain Man.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Rubix cube/guitar hero kid was craaazy

Dylan (STL)

HAHA, this weatherguy is RIDICULOUS

Zack De La Rocha (Los Angeles, CA)

I prefer my bulls on parade!

Eric (Livingston)

Buzz, get your head out of the fridge and get back to the chat

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

he is sittin there doin nothing. cause he knows he needs to give bull riding respect

Buzzmaster

  (4:25 PM)

That is not even close to why I am doing nothing.

Jordan (Peoria)

RESECT bull riding! RESECT it Buzz!

Dylan (STL)

I know 0 people who like soccer.

Buzzmaster

  (4:27 PM)

I'm sure you'll meet some quality people one day, Dylan.

Jerry Seinfeld (New York)

Buzz, are you the Master of your domain?

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Buzz is probably doing nothing because A) the pop tarts are ready and b) nobody is sending in anything good

Cartman (South Park, CO)

Respect my authority!

People Dylan Knows (STL)

We know 0 people who like Dylan.

Reggie (Boston)

What came first? The Morning Buzz or the Buzzmaster?

Buzzmaster

  (4:30 PM)

Which Olympic Games do you want out SN?

Andy (Tallahassee)

Sailing is the horseriding sport of the water

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

I am afraid of horses too!

Elaine Bennis (New York)

I think Buzz is "sponge-worthy"

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

This bull-riding guy who demands respect is hilarious. Buzz keeps putting him down and he gets right back up for another knockdown. keep it up, Cody

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Now Buzz, just because someone doesn't like soccer does not diminish his or her quality. That was a bit over the line.

Jim Rome (Not Rome)

This show is PHE-NOMINAL. RI-DICULOUS! IN-CREDIBLEEEE!

Reggie (Boston)

I know its unrealistic but I can't stand gymnastics so get rid of it!

matt (north carolina)

martin short was in the SNL sync swimming skit

Hayden (logan, Utah)

MMA in the olympics would be sweeeeet.

Sam (ATL)

rhythmic gymnastics

Eric (Livingston)

Easily the Winter Games

Lee (Virginia)

badminton

Buzzmaster

  (4:32 PM)

Man, Eric with the post of the day so far. His desire to get rid of the entire Winter Olympics is inspiring.

Hayden (logan, Utah)

Get rid of the shooting sports, I mean really who watches that crap.

Terry (Bastrop, Texas)

Olympic armwrestling!!!!!!!

Awayne (Indy)

Espn is pushing to make poker an Olympic sport.

Andy (Tallahassee)

The Olympics are classy why Ed Hardy them up Hayden?

The Fan That Throws Beer (1st Row Center Field (Wrigley Field))

[pointing at the guy two seats down] It was that guy. I saw him.

Arthur (MA)

Badminton is fantastic! Don't be trashing badminton! If you know how to play its awesome and very easy to learn.

Dylan (STL)

Poker should be an olympic sport. Poker is BALLIN.

Shuttlecock (Badminton Court)

Have you seen how fast I go in the olympics?

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who play badminton need to get lives

Paul (Ft Worth)

Shooting Sports > Fencing

Justin (Chicago)

The Winter Games is awesome. Without the winter games, we'd have no Cool Runnings.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Hand ball can go. It's too weird. You have goals like soccer but people throw the ball at the goalie.

Buzzmaster

  (4:34 PM)

But throwing things at people is kinda cool

Bryan (Davis, Ca)

Buzz, you're really not impressed by the fact that a 250 (Kung-Fu Panda) guy did the running splits to avoid a tag? I'm ashamed of you

Lee (Illinois)

water polo can go

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I have a solution then, Buzz. Olympic Dodgeball!

The Fan That Throws Beer (1st Row Center Field (Wrigley Field))

Yes throwing things at people is very cool. Another beer please!

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

BULL RIDING

Buzzmaster

  (4:36 PM)

I agree, we should remove Bull Riding from the Olympics.

Patches O'Houlihan (ABAA)

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

Justin (Chicago)

I think we have the next olympic sport right here that involves throwing things at people: insult hurling. However, I think that sport debuted on MTV two years ago with Fez from that 70s show and it was called "Your mama"

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

it has its own world cup.

Buzzmaster

  (4:38 PM)

That reminds me of...soccer.

Buzzmaster

  (4:38 PM)

Maybe Bull Riding is awesome.

Aaron (NC)

Dodgeball would be AWESOME!! Heck, they even made a movie out of it

Dallas (Pa)

whatever happened to slam ball ?

Hayden (logan, Utah)

jUSTIN, DONT EVER MENTION THAT SHOW AGAIN

Al Michaels (Olympics)

We welcome everyone to the medal round of the Bull Riding competition brought to you by Skoal and PBR. They go hand in hand. Now let's take you to our first run...

Patches O'Houlihan (ADAA)

Horrible typo, the B isn't even near the D. I gotta lay off the booze.

Awayne (Indy)

Olympic Hot Dog Eating is the future of sports.

Awayne (Indy)

Can that kid that was on earlier do a Rubix Cube while riding a bull?

Fez (The 70's)

Does anyone know what country I am supposed to be from?

Andy (Tallahassee)

After thinking it over Bull riding gives trophies in the form of clothing accessories...worst sport ever

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

cody skvarek's love for bull riding is unparalleled. It's kind of creepy actually. Like my love of Michelle.

Drew (Columbia)

Buzz, stand up for the HS dropout basketballer. You dropped out of HS and turned out pretty good.

Rich Rod (Ann Arbor)

People who ride bulls need to get lives. And a cup.

Chuck Norris (USA)

Fez, you're an American, from the good ole USA!!! Live it, love it, USA!!!

Hayden (logan, Utah)

Fez vs Screech streetbrawl, I got screech

Buzzmaster

  (4:43 PM)

Fez, lord knows what war-torn country he came from.

Scott (Mississippi)

I googled Slam Ball and it is now on the Cartoon Network.

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

google bull riding....

Al Michaels (Olympics)

And Billy Bob Johnson has won Olympic Bull Riding gold! Do you believe in miracles?!?!? YES!

Buzzmaster

  (4:45 PM)

I remember that year. No one thought he could beat the great Saddleynko Bullchenko.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Screech or Urkel, who wins that brawl?

Buzzmaster

  (4:45 PM)

Urkle...he has the Urklebot

Your Computer (Your House)

Don't google bull riding. Something inappropriate will surely pop up!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I just Googled Bull Riding and was asked if I was kidding.

Scott (Mississippi)

Um Cody, I'm from Mississippi. I know what bull riding is.

Marc (Big D)

Something that involved eating, sitting at a computer and avoiding physical movement. I call it, the Buzzathon.

Carl Winslow (Chicago)

I hate the Urkelbot.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

You really thought that one out (Saddleynko Bullchenko) didn't you, Buzz?

Olympic janitor (waiting for my next job)

If bull riding makes the Olympics i better get a huge raise.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

....and we've come full circle...back to talking about sidekicks.

Reggie (Boston)

And he has a cool alter ego, Stephan.

Hayden (logan, Utah)

Screech has the edginess, but have you seen Urkle these days? He is a force to be reconed with. I got urkel by the nose.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People with alter egos need to get lives

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Yankees dancer guy rocks my face off everytime i see it.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Urkel steps into his machine, turns into Stephon, and kicks the crap out of Screech.

Buzzmaster

  (4:49 PM)

Wow, you guys prefer Ringo Starr to Michelle Beadle? Bad job Nation.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Wait, I missed that question. Who would choose Ringo over Michelle? It must be a computer glitch.

Dylan (STL)

I hate the Yankees, but that dancer is......... BALLLLLIN!!!

Awayne (Indy)

Michelle's pony tail kicks Ringos pony tail's rear end.

Tomwit NJ [via mobile]

They dont call it rodeo in Russia. Men on big,bucking hairy beasts are called honeymooners.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who prefer short British drummers to Michelle need to get lives.

Jim (New Jersey)

I never have a chance with Michelle, so what's there to enjoy? Ringo was a Beatle man, a Beatle!

Drew (Columbia)

Beadle-mania lost to Beatle-mania...

Stevie Wonder (Woodland Hills, CA)

I just called to say I love you.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Just tell Michelle not to feel too bad. Becoming more popular than Ringo, 'Don't Come Easy.'

Rich Rod (Ann Arbor)

People who say BALLLLLLIN! need to get lives, and be kicked out of the chat.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Freakin' Phillies just swept the Cubs. Thanks Cubbies. Looks like the Braves will have to take care of the Phils by themselves.

Jordan (Peoria)

I am not with the times but did the term "ballin" go out a long time ago?

Ringo Starr (Liverpool)

Wait a minute... i was drumming that whole time with the beatles... i thought all i was supposed to do was smile.

Evan (Ar)

Is it Beer thirty yet?

Paul (Ft Worth)

haha wow Tomwit...post of the Day!

Me (dENVeR): [via mobile]

Jordan the besr sneaker

Vladimir Putin (Moscow)

Tomwit... We know where you live.

Jerzey (NJ)

Michelle I got nothin but love for ya, i voted Beadle over Beatle!! Nice Prep Colin!!..... NOT!!

End of the Day (SN Chat)

Lurking...

Hulk Hogan (Hollywood, FL)

You know, brother, Hulkamania kicks Beatlemania's butt every time. Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!

Buzzmaster

  (4:58 PM)

END OF THE DAY...

Jay Cutler (Chicago)

Don't worry Cub fans, I'll give you somethign to cheer aboout in a month.

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

at the end of the day BULL RIDING is the TOUGHEST sports on earth!!!!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Always a fun hour at the end of the day, SNTV chatters, but time to bid you all, 'adieu.' Have a great night and see you back here tomorrow for a Casual Dress Friday (you still have to wear pants, Buzz). Later!

SN End Song (....)

Closing time - you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

Evan (Ar)

At the end of the day.....its time to for a cold one. Good day.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Usually they throw hot nickles at players, Landon is lucky he didnt get hit with one of those.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who spell "Jerzey" with a Z need to get lives.

Brooke Hogan (Miami)

My dad's new girlfriend looks just like me. That's not weird at all.

Marc (Charlotte)

Rastall is the pulse, and so was this chat.

Buzz (ESPN)

End of the day, I'm still fat.

Larry (Texas)

at the end of the day WISCONSIN will win the national championship

Buzzmaster

  (5:00 PM)

Alright Nation, no show tomorrow. But we'll be back Monday. See you tomorrow in the Morning Buzz!

Evan (Ar)

Quinn they dont have nickels in Mexico.

Scott (Mississippi)

End of the day > the rest of the day

Awayne (Indy)

Olympic Roller Derby!

cody skvarek (Surprise, Arizona)

steelers well win tonight. lets go STEELERS

Jordan (Peoria)

End of the day...it gets dark