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Buzzmaster

  (10:01 AM)

Goooooooooood morning!

Scott (Brewtown)

Good Morning! As a Packer fan, I would like to request the Cleveland Browns be on our schedule every year.

Suit #2 (Bristol)

I asked for mine with cream! Make it again.

Brett Favre (Hiding in closet somewhere in Viking's locker room)

I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!

Cory (PA)

Can the Morning Buzz be a Tiger-free zone today? Pretty please?

Buzzmaster

  (10:01 AM)

I'll be looking more for a non-Favre chat.

Trevor (Texas)

Good morning to all...another week has begun.

Matt (South Bend, IN)

9.58, c'mon that can't be real what Usain Bolt did yesterday...I mean he beat Tyson Gay by a bunch.

Marc (Charlotte)

To start, I'd like to say that nyone who says Tiger choked is wrong.

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

I'm back Buzz. Did you miss me?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Tiger wears the red shirt and falls apart. The Braves wear the red jerseys and lose to the Phils? Coincidence or paranormal experience? You be the judge. Good Monday morning, Buzz Nation!

PGA fan (2020)

Huh? Who is this Y.E. Yang guy, and how did he win a major?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

The Lions have won their last 5 preseason games. That should tell you everything you need to know about preseason games.

Marc (Big D)

I signed up for the gym this weekend and now I can't lift my hands over my head. Good times.

Buzzmaster

  (10:03 AM)

What kind of pen did you use that you signed your membership and now you can't lift your arms?

Neal (Philly)

Morning Buzz. I am back from my trip to Wrigley and I did not have a beer thrown on my head.

Jeremy (Boston)

Why Marc? If any other golfer threw up a 75 in the final round, while leading, you'd say that.

Jay (Cutler)

I'd just like to say that those interceptions I threw don't mean anything because it's just preseason and I really threw them in the right place the receiver was just dumb and didnt jump right

Streakmaster (Bristol,CT)

I hate little league games,buzz.The favorites never lose!

tom* (parkville, md)

I am about to try my first rice cake.

Matt (IN)

9.58 that is just amazing.

Y.E. Yang (Championshipville)

Y.E.S.!

Vicki (Indiana)

This wasn't a good football weekend for me. Both my Colts and Bucs lost.

Paul (Ft Worth)

Caramel rice cakes are awesome

Marc (Big D)

If Tiger just putted the exact opposite of his read all round he would have won by 3 strokes. He burned the edge half a dozen times.

Vicki (Indiana)

Jay, excuses excuses

David (PA)

Buzz, today starts my two week break between the end of my internship the start of my grad studies. If I spend the entire two weeks playing NCAA 10, you think my gf will dump me?

Buzzmaster

  (10:06 AM)

You have a girlfriend?

Clay (Charlotte)

Morning Buzz, have a good weekend?

Buzzmaster

  (10:07 AM)

Great weekend. Had a cookout Saturday. Pretty good showing. Did a Summer ale beer-tasting. Good times.

tom* (parkville, md)

This one is buttered popcorn flavored. I wouldn't want it to be the only thing I ate for lunch, but as a mid-morning snack it's not bad.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Great weekend for me "up north." Really hard getting out of bed this morning, though.

Jeremy (Boston)

One more thing on Tiger....and this isn't his fault, but can the announcers stop saying that Tiger's drive was perfect when it bounced off the green and into the rough. It wasn't. Stop saying it.

Neal (Philly)

Wrigley Field was a nice stadium despite its age. We did have to move to standing room seats because two of my friends couldn't see home plate from where we sat.

Kyle Orton (Denver,CO)

I sent a postcard to Matt Leinart yesterday saying its not all bad losing your starting position.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Paul: Put some peanut butter on them and the awesomeness increases tenfold.

Marc (Charlotte)

Because he didn't hit bad shots. He didn't chunk wedges, hit drives way off line. He played pretty darn good and didn't make any putts.

Scott (Brewtown)

By pretty good showing Buzz means his mom and dad showed up

Clay (Charlotte)

Summer ales? Bunch of wheat beers, lots of hops, can't complain about that.

chaz (sa tx)

ruckus update: he no longer gets into trash.. dont ask...

Marc (Big D)

Madden 10 is pretty solid. Enjoyed my three games this weekend. I know you were all waiting anxiously for my opinion.

Neal (Philly)

I looked at the bleachers after the game and it looked like Brian and Nate were there...nothing but beer bottles all over.

Chris (Philly)

Tiger missed a ton of short putts all day long. It wasn't a choke as so much of a slow asphyxiation.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Tigers play golf? Tiger golf? I'm confused.

Christian (High Point, NC)

And if you're going to add peanut butter, you should add bacon as well.

Ryan (San Diego)

The bears traded 2 number 1's to get a couple less ints it looks like

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Woke up an hour late this morning. Note to self: When setting the alarm, make sure it's 6 A.M., not 6 P.M.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Pete's Wicked is still my favorite Summer Ale.

Jeremy (Boston)

But Marc, he also hit bad shots. One shot he hit into the trees and luckily it bounced in the fairway. If he hit better shots, he'd have had shorter puts that he didn't have to read right.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

Hello, just wanted to say hi. Have to work today. I don't have anything worthwhile to contribute anyway!

Ruckus (sa tx)

Chaz update: He was the one getting in the trash the whole time.

Marc (Big D)

Marc, that chunked 5 wood after a monster drive was pretty bad. Bottom line, he is human. Nicklaus had 16 second place finishes in majors.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I'm too busy anticipating The Beatles: Rock Band to care about Madden/NCAA '10.

tom* (parkville, md)

Uh, was Ruckus taxidermed?

Jack (NB Canada)

I am back, AC/DC was a good concert especially the ladies on the big screen...

Pete (NC)

Clinton, inquisitive minds everywhere are dying to know how alarm clocks on sun dials work.

Paul (Ft Worth)

Why does Clinton have to get up @ 6am? Retired folks don't start golfing til 9:30a

Brian (Madison, WI)

I was not at Wrigley this weekend. Saturday I hopped on a tube and floated down a river all day. I had a cooler full of beer floating next to me of course.

Jeremy (Boston)

And Marc, he did chunk shots. One the par 5, he had a shot to drive the green in two, miss hit it, and came up shorter than Y.E.

Marc (Charlotte)

Do you play golf Jeremy?

Neal (Philly)

Clinton wakes up at 6 because it takes him 3 hours to get out of bed.

Jack (Golden Bear)

Isn't so easy is it Tiger...

Old Man Clinton (Fake)

These new fangled alarm clocks are the devil. What ever happened to the days when people used roosters to wake them up. You kids think you are so great nowadays with your rock and roll and fancy e-pods to listen to.

Don (San Francisco)

If you ever saw the Matrix animated short films, Usain Bolt will the runner that runs straight out of reality.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I thought people Clinton's age just naturally got up around 4:30 AM.

Clay (Charlotte)

You know Brian, I've been on a couple rafting trips with beer involved and it amazes me that no one has to get out to go to the bathroom on like a 4 hour tubing trip with lots of beer, it's just weird.

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

I thought we were fbook friends buzz!?!

Christian (High Point, NC)

I was going to say something about waking up and going to bed with the sun, but I figured that was more appropriate for Jeff (Iowa).

Ryan (San Diego)

I went to hs with Strasburg...he sucked back then. Now he's holding out for millions, damn why didnt I suddenly find a 102 mph fastball

Jim (Philly)

It's so amazing that Tiger blows one tournament and we smash him, he's still won the most tournaments this year.

Richard (LA)

What ever happened to Steiny? It has been months since he has been here.

Buzzmaster

  (10:14 AM)

Shhhhhhhh.

Pete (NC)

Okay, I just have to say that watching Padraig score an 8 on a par 3 makes me feel so much better about myself.

Jeremy (Boston)

I do play. But I also play basketball, and if Jordan misses a dunk, or played bad, I'd call him out. Were not talking about me.

Matt (IN)

Steiny got "Pulsed". You don't mess with Buzz.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I remember back when I was in middle school my mom bought me a Tasmanian Devil alarm clock. I thought it was the greatest thing in the world until the first morning it woke me up. Taz pops up out of a cyclone and starts yelling. Scared me so bad I fell out of bed and immediately trashed the alarm clock.

Clay (Charlotte)

Ryan, it's hard to throw 102 when your popped collar gets in the way of the throwing motion.

Trevor (Texas)

SportsCenter stated that Hiroki Kuroda was released from the hospital with what the doctors called a "headache"...really? It takes 10 years of higher education to realize that Kuroda had a headache?

Buzzmaster

  (10:15 AM)

You're looking at it the wrong way....Kuroda had to go to the hospital because he had a stinkin headache?

Christian (High Point, NC)

Almost completely unnoticed was that US Open champion Lucas Glover finished in 5th. He may supplant Phil as Tiger's main nemesis next year.

jillnorman (norman, duh)

Pete, I made an eight on a par 4 and was really mad, until I heard about Paddy and felt much better.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Yes it is amazing how well people's bladders hold up tubing down a river all day and drinking.

Buzzmaster

  (10:16 AM)

Or it's that you're in a tube, hanging in the water. You can kinda go whenever you want.

Alex K. (san fran)

wat the heck tiger? y.e. chang? 110 rank? come on tiger u had a 4 shot lead u should be ashamed. gosh

Ryan (San Diego)

Clay that joke was turrible...the collar isn't anywhere close to the arm

Buzzmaster

  (10:17 AM)

No, it's near the shoulder and the rotation of it.

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

If Buzz and I were ever in a raft together I would most definitely push him over.

Nate (Madison)

Buzz, I think they are being sarcastic.

Buzzmaster

  (10:17 AM)

Well, I guess I just screwed that one up, didn't I?

Christian (High Point, NC)

If you're tubing, wouldn't you just turn over for a minute?

Master of the Obvious (TMB)

Duh Buzz.

Rashid (Albany,NY)

Tiger Wood had major knee construction!!!!

Greg (Ellicott CIty)

Buzz's raft would sink. You know, because hes fat.

JB (TX)

So how did all of you feel about your golf games when Paddy won 2 majors last yr? Cause you're still not as good as him despite that 8. I'm just sayin...

Brian (Madison, WI)

Sorry Buzz, forgot to include the sarcasm tag after that bladder comment.

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

That's better.

David (PA)

Wrestler Curt Angle got caught with HGH. I think Pro Wrestling my have a PED problem.

chaz (sa tx)

hey buzz i got a promotion, i have to drive a bit farther now but its well worth it this time! going to be more busy in the mornings though. will i be missed?

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

More time for ruckus to get into the trash.

JB (TX)

Tiger the last 3 wks: 1st place, 1st place, 2nd place. He's still awesome, people. Moving on...

Clinton (Indianapolis)

In my best Seth Meyers voice: Really, David? Really?

Brian (Madison, WI)

Is Curt Angle related to Kurt Angle at all?

tom* (parkville, md)

Just saw the new Dancing With The Stars roster. I'm guessing Kelly Osbourne is the first one sent home.

Jim (DC)

When are we going to get to the real question...should Michael Vick be allowed in the baseball hall of fame?

Trevor (Texas)

I watched the classic movie "The Running Man" over the weekend...they just don't make'em like they use to.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I'm impressed, Buzz. You remembered who the owner of Ruckus was.

chaz (sa tx)

oh ill still be able to view him on my phone. just not post about it so much,

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

How dare you David! The WWE has a rigid testing policy in place. The test like... almost every other year

David (PA)

I think congress should get involved. They do a bang up job at cleaning up sports.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Do we only care about steroids use in a fake sport? Do they get fake suspensions?

Ruckus (via mobile)

That goes both ways, pal.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Reason #49 why Lance Armstrong is amazing: he won the Leadville 100 in record time in the freezing rain on a punctured tire. At some point we need to consider he was implanted with bionics.

Arlen Specter (DC)

I will get to the bottom of this!

Trevor (Texas)

Just to help a few of you out....do not waste your hard earned money on seeing "The Goods", it's a monumental piece of garbage. Not funny whatsoever.

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

Really...that's a ringing endorsement.

Ryan (San Diego)

They just leaked a name off the positive tests from the 2003 WWF list. Apparently Hulk Hogan tested positive...weird

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Well, as fake as the sport may be, the steroids can cause a whole mess of health problems. Might help to explain the staggering list of dead wrestlers under the age of 50.

David (Banning)

ONB Me!

Buzzmaster

  (10:25 AM)

Let's do it....

Greg (Ellicott City)

Good morning Buzz. Good morning Sportsnation. Good night moon.

Jeff Doscher (Orlando, Fl)

I'm ready to watch Big Blue and the best defense in football dominate tonight.

Tiger Woods (choking)

Please....someone....there's something in my throat. I'm choking!

Ryan (Pittsburgh)

Why is it that ESPN always has such amazing looking sandwiches in its commercials?

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Waffle house is better than IHOP. I dare to hear otherwise.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I've always wanted to be in the ONB.

Kyle (Las Vegas NV)

What is going on with baseball? Players getting hit left and right, bench clearing brawls, managers and players getting ejected semmingly every night, it seems like baseball is turning into a contact sport.

Jesse (BB Jury House)

Look! I took off my shirt! Look at these guns! I love myself.

Chad (Las Vegas)

I am watching the movie The Express. It's the best I've seen Syracuse football look in years.

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

And that's it....

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Yeah, I've stopped asking for it because even I can't stand the crap in it, then I suddenly want to be in it. EPIC FAIL.

David (Banning)

Now that that is out of the way, I must go to work. Later Buzz and Nation. Peace!

john (indiana)

would someone please call favre and kill this story so i do not have to listen to sports media talk about this for several days

David Wright (NYC)

That ONB made my head hurt.

jillnorman (norman, duh)

I'm tired of the steroid/HGH conversation. Get past it.

Clay (Charlotte)

Wow, the Syracuse comment is kind of a low blow.

Cory (PA)

I'm going to have to agree with Jason's stance on Waffle House v. IHOP. IHOP is too gimmicky, but the House knows that salt grease=delicious.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

The best ONB I've seen in weeks. I liked the cheaop shot at syracuse football and the comment about the sandwich in ESPN ads is spot-on. The samari rolle sandwich makes me hungry every time

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Here's an idea, John: Watch something else. There's more to this world than just sports. To quote JB: Just sayin'...

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's a personal foul against whoever posted as Jesse from that lame show. Don't make me show you some real guns. 15 yards and repeat 2nd down.

sean (ft worth)

I love when the 2 stu's add some perspective too the show

Vicki (Indiana)

I've actually never been to an IHOP. I'm so deprived.

Christian (High Point, NC)

You're less likely to be a witness to a crime at an IHOP (and I'm not talking food).

Trevor (Texas)

IHOP is far and away better than Waffle House...

Gorilla Monsoon (WWE Hall of Fame)

If you guys keep accusing the WWE Superstars of using HGH/PEDs, I will have no choice but to give one of you jerks a one way ticket to clothesline city!

Marc (Big D)

I don't know, I had some pancakes that had toffee and butterscotch syrup on them. Pretty darn good. Probably also why I signed up for the gym.

Ryan (San Diego)

I sleep through breakfast and go straight to lunch

Clinton (Indianapolis)

No, you're not Vicki. It's nothing special at all.

Jeremy (Boston)

What sandwich on TV doesn't look good?

tom* (parkville, md)

IHOP has decent omlettes.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Best breakfast all day place: Cracker Barrel. Little pricey though.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Jeremy's got a point. All the sandwiches look great on TV, then you actually get one in real life, and it's a letdown.

Clay (Charlotte)

I still probably wouldn't eat the sandwich...I saw a special on food for commercials, ice cream is generally hard butter because it won't melt as fast.

Nate (Madison)

Breakfast is the most overrated meal of the day.

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

Yet it has the best foods.

Nolan (Hartford)

Went bowling for the first time in 2 years yesterday, threw up a 146, not bad.

Pete (NC)

Speaking of food, I saw on IMDB last night that Marlon Brando was a raging junk food addict. His wife actually had to put a lock on the refrigerator because she thought the maids were stealing food.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Cracker Barrel is a little pricey, but compared to Denny's, it's worth it.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Denny's does a nice breakfast too but if you want really good breakfast you need to go to a privately-owned diner. Diners have the best food.

Chris O'Donnell (Gutter)

I once dug through the dumpster behind an IHOP once, the food wasn't as bad as you would think.

Paul (Ft Worth)

Cracker Barrel > IHOP > Waffle house

jillnorman (norman, duh)

I believe it's rolled, not threw up, Nolan.

Clay (Charlotte)

Nolan, if you wouldn't drink so much while bowling you wouldn't have to throw up.

Jack (In the Box)

Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day...which is why I've decided to serve it all day long.

Nate (Madison)

Dinner or supper to the lay person has the best food. I'll take pasta, fish, and steak over anything breakfast can offer.

Marc (Charlotte)

Seeing that Chris O'Donnell has a series now, can he really still be posting from the gutter?

Buzzmaster

  (10:35 AM)

The series hasn't hit the air yet.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

We got no Jack in the Box, We got no Sonic...our pets heads are falling off!

Nolan (Hartford)

I believe you don't live in "norman, duh", jillnorman.

Clay (Charlotte)

I'm a big fan of steak and eggs for breakfast...any excuse to eat steak before 10am is awesome in my book.

Chris (Philly)

What laypeople aren't familiar with the term "dinner"?

Greg (Ellicott City)

eggs, bacon > pasta, fish

Marc (Charlotte)

So we're working under the assumption he doesn't get paid until it airs?

Buzzmaster

  (10:36 AM)

I dunno, but it's a reason to keep it going.

Matt (IN)

Steak, eggs, hashbrowns and toast. Yum.

Jonathan (Madtown)

Has nobody ever heard of Steak and Eggs......its like Dinner with breakfast

Ben (Madison, WI)

Christopher Walken is trying to kill James Bond by trapping him in an elevator and setting the building on fire. I'm really nervous for 007 right now.

alan (fort lauderdale)

I am not surprised that Ye held up yesterday,,watched him win the honda tournament down here this year on a very very tough course,, nerves of steel

David (PA)

bacon > all other foods.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

As for the fast food chains, McDonald's wins breakfast wars hands down. Steak, egg, and cheese bagel might be the best creation they've ever developed.

Jordan (Peoria)

alan, you know that have periods right?

Marc (Big D)

You can keep your steak and eggs. I will stick to my bacon and bacon with a side of bacon.

Marc (Charlotte)

My question is, who decided that certain foods were breakfast foods and certain foods were lunch/dinner foods? Why can't I have dinner for breakfast and vice versa?

Buzzmaster

  (10:38 AM)

It's a free country. you can do what you want.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Crispy hashbrowns with louisiana hot sauce, YUM!

Hindsight (20-20)

I predicted that Y.E. would win at the beginning of the tournament.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Here's something I don't understand: you can get grits for breakfast (obviously), you can get omelettes with shrimp in it for breakfast, but I've never seen shrimp-n-grits offered as a breakfast item.

Marc (Charlotte)

Burger King has better sides.

Jeremy (Boston)

Food.....variety is the key. That's why things are good. Have steak every night and it's not as good....and who knows, ESPN might have you on a company trip and you say no to a free streak. Right buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:39 AM)

Never know.

Marc (Charlotte)

Wow, the MB has gotten pretty philosophilcal this morning.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Breakfast - Cood pizza > anything

Marc (Big D)

Marc, brinner is one of my favorite meals. Eggs and bacon at 7pm is amazing.

Nate (Madison)

I'm glad they turned the A/C off at work over the weekend so my jolly ranchers are all melted to their wrappers. Now I'm upset.

Buzzmaster

  (10:40 AM)

Doesn't take much, does it?

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz doesn't say no to free food.

David (PA)

Who invented waiting in line? who said, " why dont we quit bunching up like a mob and wait in a single file. orderly fashion?"

Jonathan (Madtown)

Marc if your an adult you can do whatever you want......try left over pizza for breakfast sometime.....Great stuff!!!

tom* (parkville, md)

I'll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam, please.

Big Z (via mobile)

I <3 brinner

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

I've tried swapping breakfast and dinner food. Not as good as it might seems. Now I'm sticking with the original

Ben (Madison, WI)

Beer is great with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It might be the most versatile beverage in history.

Christian (High Point, NC)

The SEC Croissanwich is the best* breakfast sandwich available from the fast food places, but it can kill you (especially if you add french toast sticks).*And since it's the SEC, it will never stop telling you its the best, no matter how much you want it to shut up.

Clay (Charlotte)

Big Z less than three's brinner?

Marc (Big D)

Now dinner for breakfast, not so good. Spaghetti and meatballs at 8am is not as good as you would think.

Jeremy (Boston)

Marc, has happened. We lost a bit of faith in Buzz that week. But, he sold the van for a scooter and totally redeemed himself...

David (PA)

When you're making intern money, you find eating cereal appropriate at all times of day.

Jordan (Peoria)

Saturday meals: Pancakes and sausage for breakfast; italian beef for lunch; tacos for dinner...didnt enjoy it since I spent 16 hours working on the house to get it ready to sell

almoncookie (las vegas)

Brett Favre, what a soap opera queen.....like they say....when retired, stay retired!!!! Enough already!!! Minnesota needs to focus on their team and stop trying to get a cry baby prima donna.....ya'll will have a losing season again!!!!!

Vicki (Indiana)

cereal > ramen noodles

Nate (Madison)

Vodka is pretty versitale. Screwdrivers in the morning, and obviously other beverages as the day goes on.

Christian (High Point, NC)

And almoncookie wins today's award for Best Imitation of an ONB Post.

Jim (DC)

Should I be proud or ashamed that I can't remember what I'm supposed to do at work today, but I still know that Battlecat's alter-ego was Cringer?

Trevor (Texas)

I actually had Cinnamon Toast Crunch for dinner the past 2 nights...by choice, not because I'm financially unstable.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Although I prefer beer, I kinda would be inclined to think of water as the most versatile brevage

Christian (High Point, NC)

You can have dinner for breakfast, provided one of two things is happening: it's leftover pizza, or it's served with eggs

Nolan (Hartford)

What is going through the parents' minds when they name their kid "almoncookie"?

Matt (IN)

How do you handle the coworker who spends more time talking about their personal lives--in particular their kids and spouse--than they do working? Is it ok if I tell her to shut the hell up?

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Spaghetti tastes much better after it's cooked, put in the fidge to get cold and reheated a day or more later in thje microwave. Just sayin.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Matt: Start subtly coming on to her. Either she'll stop talking about the family, or start avoiding you. Win-win.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

I don't judge coworker habits about working when I take an hour of my work time to chat on MB

Marc (Charlotte)

But if you are eating leftover pizza for breakfast, you most likely were pulling a Nate and Brian the previous night, and its more than likely after 11 and thus could be considered lunch.

jillnorman (norman, duh)

Yes

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Telling her to shut the hell up may get in you some trouble. Headphones, I find, seem to work well.

Cory (PA)

I just make a breakfast pizza, Make a deep dish crust, sauce it up, throw in some half-cooked but still runny scrambled eggs and finish it up with some sausage, bacon, green peppers and mozzarella to lock it all together.

Matt (IN)

It's just annoying. So annoying that Buzz can't post the kind of language I'd like to use to describe how annoying it is.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Nate, Jon, and myself had an impromptu Wii tennis tournment on Saturday night after bar time. Kinda wish I had video of that because it was probably the most uncoordinated video tennis battle of all time.

Jeremy (Boston)

Or Matt, every time she brings up the family or the kids. Make a joke about them.

Trevor (Texas)

Pull a George Constanza...act real frusterated and busy all the time, people leave you alone. That's what I act like during the MB...nobody bothers me at all.

Jim (DC)

I think steroids and HGH are overblown as a danger to society...Jessie Spano taught me a long time ago that the real danger is caffeine pills.

Vicki (Indiana)

Cory, I want a piece

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Cory: Take off the sauce, cook the eggs more and dump the peppers and I'm in.

Ryan (San Diego)

Just successfully defended my football today super fan title...(takes a bow)

Patrick Chewing (Orlando)

I eat snickers for breakfast. Try it.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Lunch: Sandwich, chips, and a soda.

Nate (Madison)

I got screwed over, the line judge had it out for me.

JB (TX)

Actually that breakfast pizza sounds awesome.

Clay (Charlotte)

Lunch: Burger

Neal (Philly)

Lunch: microwave meal

Marc (Charlotte)

Lunch: Cajun Catfish Filets, White Rice, Vegetables in Rosemary Butter

Bronson Arroyo (Cincinnati)

I take what I wanna take and I say what I wanna say, and what I wanna say is, Buzz is fat!

Cory (PA)

The eggs are half runny so they cook properly when you bake the pizza. otherwise you either get runy eggs in the final product or perfect eggs and a burnt pizza.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Lunch: leftover chicken

Tiger Woods (Second Place City)

Now I feel like the Buffalo Bills of the 90s.

Jordan (Peoria)

Lunch: We are sampling a new carving roast today at work so I will make a nice sandwich.

tom* (parkville, md)

Lunch = Salami sandwich.

Jessie Spano (Bayside)

I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...scared!

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Foods that are awesome with hot sauce: Pizza, eggs, hashbrowns, popcorn, lays potato chips...............

Cory (PA)

Lunch: None of the delicious things we've been discussing today.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Lunch chat: Channeling my inner police officer and taking advice from this chat as I will have a donut with some flavored water today. Have to take the kids to the dentist so can't do a real lunch.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

Oh wow, I'm back just in time for lunch chat! Lunch: grilled burger, garden tomato, unsweet tea.

Usain Bolt (A pair of Nikes)

In case you didn't know, I am kind of fast.

Buzz (ESPN)

Lunch: Everything

Jessie Spano (Bayside)

Hmmm. After this gig, maybe a little stripper movie will move my career along.............No, not really?

Vicki (Indiana)

I'm thinking of getting a pizza for lunch

Scott (Brewtown)

Lunch: some pre-made deli sandwich from the store across the parking lot, as it is pouring and that is closer than my car

Ben (Madison, WI)

Leftover pork roast with mashed potatoes and gravy and corn.

Matt (IN)

Lunch: Going to the store to purchase a case of "shut the hell up" for my coworker.

Chris (Philly)

J.B. the dentist will scold you about the donut. Make sure you finish it before you go in there.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Good try faker, but Usain Bolt is signed by Puma.

Chris (Philly)

Usain Bolt, if you were that fast, why did you post that 40 minutes after we stopped talking about it?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Cory: Thanks for the clarification on the eggs. Sounds delicious.

Vicki (Indiana)

I need to get soap and deodorant for one of my coworkers

Ben (Madison, WI)

Christopher Walken just set a giant time bomb to blow up all of his workers in the mine along with James Bond. This movie is intents. Like camping.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

You should always dip your fish fillets in hot sauce before you batter and fry them. It makes the fish just awesome.

Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)

Lunch: Greatness.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

SteveFitz: Grilled chicken wraps with hot sauce are also fabulous.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

And Ben officially gets the "trying too hard" award.

LL Cool J (NCIS: LA)

I need to get soap and deodorant for one of my coworkers also...

Nolan (Hartford)

Lunch: Cornerstone Deli for a chicken cutlet grinder, LTM american

Christian (High Point, NC)

I still think Cory is making a quiche, not a breakfast pizza.

Clay (Charlotte)

The movie is intents? I don't think that's the word you are looking for.

Buzzmaster

  (10:57 AM)

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Pro Wrestlers (everywhere)

Lunch: Deca-Durabolin

Clay (Charlotte)

Alright SN, have a great Monday. Be safe, we'll see ya tomorrow. Peace.

Ben (Madison, WI)

Clinton officially gets the "I hate people younger than my great great great grandkids" award.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Great chat today, people. Got me hungry for more. For those who participate, have a good SNTV chat at 4:00 PM. I'll see everyone back here tomorrow morning. Stay safe and get out and enjoy your day. Later!

JB (TX)

Lunch: Probably Subway: Also, for the record: Kelly Kapwoski > Lisa Turtle > Jessie Spano

jillnorman (norman, duh)

Now it's time to say goodbye from all the family....Mic--key---Mouse.

Big Z (via mobile)

I am intents about brinner.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Lunch: Something leftover at home from the weekend.

Marc (Charlotte)

Intents... hence his "like camping" quip.

Robbi (Clinton Ky)

Back to work. Bye y'all.

Larry (Texas)

morning nation...

Sean (Philly)

I highly recommend Tabasco's new Garlic marinade for fish. Just enough spice, and the perfect amount of flavor.

Ben (Madison, WI)

Burn in hell, Rastall. Everyone else (except maybe Clinton) have a wonderful day.

Buzzmaster

  (10:59 AM)

OK everyone. Thanks for stopping by. We'll be back this afternoon and then again tomorrow. Until then, stay classy SportsNation!

Matt (IN)

Have a great day folks. Only you can save yourself from annoying coworkers.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

And that's why he got the award, Marc. I'm surprised he didn't add on "try the veal" at the end.

Greatness (Rickey Henderson)

That's right, I'm located within Rickey Henderson. Because Rickey channels me by simply breathing.

Scott (Brewtown)

Goodb.....

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who stay classy need to get lives.

Cory (PA)

Farewell all. I make no apologies if the breakfast pizza slams an artery shut. If you want health food, go eat a pine cone!