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Buzzmaster

  (3:53 PM)

Get ready SN. Show starts in 6 minutes 30 seconds...

James (Lakewood Co)

Its the final countdown !!!!

Buzzmaster

  (3:59 PM)

In 10...

Buzzmaster

  (3:59 PM)

5

Buzzmaster

  (3:59 PM)

1

Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

Let's go nation!

James (Lakewood Co)

Kyle Orton had the worst debut ever ! 3 interceptions in 4 series could it of gone any worse ?

Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

You could be the Lions.

Nick (Portland, OR)

I want Tiger to win everything he enters!!!

Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

Yup, I'm not touching this one.

Most Interesting Man (World)

I don't usually watch Tiger lose, except when he plays Y.E. Yang. Stay thirsty.

Sign Designer (Philly)

Hide your Beagle Vicks and Eagle!

James (Lakewood Co)

After watching Kyle Orton throw 3 ints Ive decided the Broncos will be lucky to win 4 games this year .

fitzy Quincy, MA [via mobile]

I don't care if Steven Strasburg is the greatest prospect of all-time, he isn't worth10 million bucks, anyone agree?

Anthony (NY)

Hey Buzz guess whos back from vacation?

Buzzmaster

  (4:01 PM)

Our segment producer , Coughter?

Most Interesting Man (World)

Why Buzz, why did Tiger lose...WHY!

Buzzmaster

  (4:02 PM)

Why don't you understand how to structure interrogative sentences?

David (Banning)

hmm dont see nothing, must F5....

Anthony (NY)

what's have I missed the past 2 weeks on the TMB and the TAB

Nick (Tampa FL)

Of course they are!! They were before vick and now they have a secret weapon!!!

Buzzmaster

  (4:03 PM)

brett favre brett favre brett favre brett favre brett favre brett favre brett favre brett favre brett favre brett favre warnglers brett favre brett favre gun slinger brett favre brett favre

andy clark (atlanta, ga)

the eagles will win the super bowl period

Anthony (NY)

Hey Buzz guess whos back from vacation?

Buzzmaster

  (4:03 PM)

BRETT FAVRE?!

Mike Vick (TV)

I've spent many a night crying over SNTV

Garrett (Texas)

They should make a statue of Brett Favre and caption it at the bottom " Im not a quitter"

Stephen Strasburg (Washington)

Do you have any idea what insurance costs on a Ferrari mother......?

Jordan (Peoria)

Buzz my back is killing me...With as fat as you are you have to have some good back advice

Buzzmaster

  (4:04 PM)

I have no idea...most people carry me on this show.

Jordan (Peoria)

That's what she said

James (Lakewood Co)

No say it aint so no more Favre come back talk !

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer my Tiger not to wear red if he is planning to choke.

Anthony (NY)

I get to watch this 1 at home taking my first day back from Portugal to take another day off

Garrett (Texas)

Ok Ok Im the one that wrote the beagle joke

Ron-Georgia [via mobile]

Favre is done

Dominic (New Mexico )

I dont know about you nation but tiger is the one top athlete i want to win.

Jordan (Peoria)

And by Buzz not touching this one, he means not chatting anymore

Ricky Bobby (Goin' Fast)

I p-... I Play for keeps!

Brett Favre (via mobile )

Buzz, are "warnglers" a sort of Wal-Mart brand of "wranglers"? I need to get in on that action too

Dominic (New Mexico)

Yes those videos are insane but it is not like a handshake would fix that.

Buzzmaster

  (4:07 PM)

I want no handshakes before football games.

esbrattler (Iowa)

Shady McCoy... watch out! He's coming!

Tom (River North)

Who shakes hands before a game? Shake afterwards. Who wants to see a fight before every SEC game?

Garrett (Texas)

Is that one of those magic eye things made up of Brett Favre... when I look at it all I see is 3D greatness

Buzzmaster

  (4:09 PM)

No...since it's comprised of Brett Favres, you can only see it in 4D...so you can't see it. Neither can I. It's only visible to Brett Favre and Chuck Norris.

Nate (OH)

I LOVE BOB DYLAN

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer no handshakes ever.

Nuke LaLoosh (Durham)

Strasburg, I've got a Porsche, man. I've got a 911 with a quadrophonic blaupunkt.

James (Lakewood Co)

Interrogative sentences someone got there grade 12 . Those big words scare me buzz .

Buzzmaster

  (4:10 PM)

51% say Who's Bob Dylan?

Buzzmaster

  (4:10 PM)

Are you kidding me?

Most Interesting Man (World)

But Buzz, I prefer my way of stating interrogative sentences.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Michelle in purple, now thats whats good! whattup Buzz

esbrattler (Iowa)

Usain Bolt vs Michael Johnson: 400 meters = who wins?

Buzzmaster

  (4:10 PM)

Johnson...200 M...who knows.

Bob Dylan (New Jersey)

I would not recognize Bob Dylan.

Buzzmaster

  (4:11 PM)

I wonder why...

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Sorry Im late i was getting my warnglers tailored.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Why is the founder of Vick's cough medicine playing in the NFL? Is he good at the power play with 2 outs in late quarter pressure situations?

Garrett (Texas)

Soccer back on the show... and I thought we were through with soccer week

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Drogbas Goal= one of the best in years. So much skill. But Drogbas my favorite player so im a bit biased i guess.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Hey Buzz, who would you rather not talk about: Brett Favre or wranglers?

Buzzmaster

  (4:13 PM)

Real. Comfortable. With Either.

Matt (IN)

51% don't know Bob Dylan. That is turribull.

Garrett (Texas)

okay this is gonna sound crazy but think about it... Brett Favre and Jessica Simpson

John (Memphis TN) [via mobile]

WHOS BOB DYLAN

Most Interesting Man (World)

Fights prefer me at an SEC game.

Jordan (Peoria)

Buzz eat your 2nd lunch before the show

Buzzmaster

  (4:14 PM)

Everyone knows I eat my second lunch before my 4th breakfast and after my third dinner.

Al Gore (Goreland)

I invented the handshake

David (Ga)

Is Bob Dylan relevent anymore?

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who shake hands need to get lives...and some hand sanitizer.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Vick's cough medicine > NFL > 2 outs

Me (denver): [via mobile]

Just made a 4th q comeback in madden with jay cutler against the bronc-nos jaja

Buzzmaster

  (4:15 PM)

I can't think of anything more irrelevant, therefore, you should Tweet it.

Nick (Portland, OR)

warnglers > Bob Dylan

Pete Carroll (Pasadena)

Where's Ed Hochuli when you need him for this handshake fiasco?

Bob Dylan (via mobile)

Buzz, have you ever threw a bum a dime, in your prime? Didn't youuuuuu?

Bill (Lansing,Mi)

What was the deal with Tigger Wood's Caddie Stevie, flipping somebody off, while on the tee yesterday,I think it was the 15th or 16th tee, then he just laughed.

Nate (OH)

whats sad about the cops not recognizing bob dylan is the fact that there was more than 1...i still am appalled at 51% of america...

Nick (Portland, OR)

turribull > 4th breakfast

Nick (Portland, OR)

Real. Comfortable. > Jeans

Ned (Jersey)

that was an awesome hat

Ryan (San Diego)

That is impossible. Jay Cutler throws ints in the 4th quarter

Jordan (Peoria)

Just realized it is F5 SN chat! Sweet....Just like the good old days

Garrett (Texas)

Okay Dr Quinn Medicine Woman we dont need you to analyze the goal for us we could see it was good and yes you are biased... SILENCE!

Deron (Colorado)

you mush have a defective Madden game.... no way Jay Cutler can make a comeback!!

Nate (OH)

terrible>turribull

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Sounded like the actual Carson Palmer.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

I spilled coffee on my Acid-washed Warnglers

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer F5 over the new and improved chat.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Spilled Milk > Spilled Coffee

Buzzmaster

  (4:20 PM)

Let's go Weird Web Stories!

Ryan (San Diego)

He doesn't always wear jeans, but when he does, he prefers Brett Favre wranglers

Nolan (Sacramento)

The Mets are dead. Let Wright heal up for next year.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Watch out for EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Nick (Portland, OR)

F5 > Ed Hochuli

Nick (Portland, OR)

I once didn't have facebook, twitter, or myspace and I felt greattttttttttt. Wait that is me all the time!

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who summon the Chat Ref need to get lives.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Chuck Norris > Chuck Lidell

Me (denver): [via mobile]

Bronc-nos are a 3 win team this season w/o him if they had him they would win 6 games

Matt (IN)

Chuck Berry > all other Chucks

Buzzmaster

  (4:24 PM)

Chuck 'E Cheese > Other cheese

Nick (mocking Ed Hochuli) (Portland, OR)

I am the chat ref, look at me and my huge arms, 18 yard penalty. 1st DOWN!

Deron (Colorado)

Me (denver).... step away from the edge

Garrett (Texas)

Chuck Norris>Chuck Barry>Chuck Liddel> WoodChucks

NFL EAST (ASHBURN VA20147)

COMMENT AT 4.25 PM TO THE ESPNSPORTS NATION TV AFTERNOON BUZZ NOW BUZZ REFREREES A 15 YARD MAJOR FOUL ON THEAFTERNOON BUZZ NOT DOING RAYGORDON REIDS COMMENTS

Donnie (Indy)

You guys can have Chuck Norris. I'll take Chuck Berry. Man wrote some great tunes.

Nate (OH)

nfl east.....wtf?

Nick (Portland, OR)

I wonder if that is RGR.

Buzzmaster

  (4:26 PM)

It was pretty incomprehensible, so there's a good chance it was.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Ed penalty for using wtf...WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!

Me (denver): [via mobile]

Brett favre with vikings=superbowl win

Matt (IN)

Speaking of stepping away from the edge...Ray?

Nolan (Sacramento)

Lebron James>Kobe Bryant

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

We have illegal procedure against Nick for typing in all caps. 5 yards and repeat 2nd down.

Chuck Norris (USA)

Chuck Berry's tunes are written after me. Me > Chuck Berry

Chad (Las Vegas)

George Brett > EVERYBODY

Nate (OH)

Bob Dylan > every other songwriter

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Sweet Little Sixteen and Maybellene are about Chuck Norris? Who knew?

Al Gore (Goreland)

I invented spacebook and myface

Sean (Irvine)

Pine tar > George Brett

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Peyton Manning is like the Last DJ, who plays what he wants to play, and says what he wants to say hey hey hey

John Lennon and Paul McCartney (Heaven/via mobile)

Come again, Nate?

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer to be incomprehensible.

Tiger [via mobile]

Slump? Ive got millions!

Nate (OH)

said songwriter...not muscician...respect beatles

Chad (Las Vegas)

Even Superman had Kryptonite. Pine tar is George Bretts Kryptonite but GB is still >

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

I agree with colin Usain Bolt is too good, there is no challengers.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Fav...favr....fa...I can't even say it.

David (CT)

I think Bolt can outrun a cheetah....he usually packs it up and just looks around half way through the race....the man is an ALIEN!!!

RAY GORDON REID ( NEWYORK 10036)

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Buzzmaster

  (4:32 PM)

RGR is stuck in a time warp.

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer to just ramble off names ala RGR.

Chad (Las Vegas)

Let's do the time warp again! Shake it to the left.

Erik (Milwaukee)

Vick will not be a QB.

Sean (Irvine)

I remember doing the Time Warp...

Nate (OH)

colin doesnt want TO as his quarterback? thats a good thing

Vizzini (Princess Bride)

Inconceivable!

Marty McFly (Hill Valley)

I got stuck in a time warp once.

Garrett (Texas)

At least Vick didnt go to Cleveland... that would have been ultimate joke setup

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who do the time warp need to get lives.

Nick (Portland, OR)

RGR = Favre warnglers

Lady Ga Ga (LA)

Favre? Thats not my name...thats not my name...thats not my name

Nick (Portland, OR)

MCFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jack (New Hampshire)

NCAA preseason.......hahahahahaha

REAL Buzz [via mobile]

People who say they are Richrod or do comparisons should stop.

Luke (IA)

Coolio is at the Iowa State fair tonight..free..should I go?

Scott (Mississippi)

Who took a worse beating this weekend, that MMA chick Gina Carano or Tiger's clubs since he likes slamming the ground with them after he hit bad shots?

Nate (OH)

michigan-a joke that never gets old

Doc (LA)

GREAT SCOTT!!!!

Most Interesting Man (World)

I don't usually utter the F word, but when I do, I prefer it not to be Favre.

Nate (OH)

id see coolio if you could walk to it, cuz driving costs money...

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Gangsta's Paradise? Luke, how could you not go?

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who go see Coolio need to get lives. And so do people who are Coolio.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People that pretend to be Buzz need to get lives.

Buzzmaster

  (4:38 PM)

Because no one in here has any answers.

Usian bolt (space) [via mobile]

U saw that man i'm fast

Buzzmaster

  (4:38 PM)

RGR and Usain Bolt are the same person?

Confused (LA)

Was there a question?

Weird Al (I think dead?)

churning butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise.

Matt (IN)

He's playing at the Iowa State Fair? That is hilarious.

Kyle Orton [via mobile]

I had a the biggest beatdown. 3 interceptions

James (Lakewood Co)

With track and field historically being one of the most dirty sports its hard to believe Bolt is that fast naturally . A human cant be that fast with out some help .

atta-boy (marietta, ga)

Tiger didn't win partly due to the type of grass on the greens. They don't putt true. The comentators kept saying how the seed heads grow during the day and make bumps. Tiger is used to reading greens that roll true-not to make excuses for him.

Nolan (Sacramento)

hahahahaha what happened to coolio? slide slide slippity slide

esbrattler (Iowa)

Iowa State Fair rocks, dude.

REAL Buzz [via mobile]

Rich Rod needs to get a life! Try beating App State or Ohio State

Marion Jones (home)

What? Track and field isn't a dirty sport.

Scott (Mississippi)

I'm sorry didn't Yang putt on the same greens as Tiger?

Chad (Las Vegas)

At least Coolie is a has been. Most of us are never beens.

Buzzmaster

  (4:42 PM)

Thanks mean coach from the first Mighty Ducks film.

esbrattler (Iowa)

Why hasn't Al Davis signed Usain Bolt to return kicks yet?

Buzzmaster

  (4:42 PM)

Come on, Davis would never do that.

Buzzmaster

  (4:42 PM)

He'd bring him in to play left tackle.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Where are you Buzz?

Jordan (Peoria)

F5,F5, F5....nope it is just Buzz slacking

Chad (Las Vegas)

I want to know what IDIOTS paid $25 bucks for that MMA fight when you could have paid $11 to get Showtime for the whole month.

REAL Buzz [via mobile]

Buzz got beatup by a girl. Whered he go?

Nick (Portland, OR)

tick tock tick tock.

Al Davis (Oakland)

Buzz, would you like to be the waterboy?

Buzzmaster

  (4:48 PM)

Only if I can play QB every other series.

Jordan (Peoria)

I dont think saying "let's be honest" and than saying the Pats are going 16-0 again can be in the same sentence.

Justin (Chicago)

(taps mic) This thing on?

Chad (Las Vegas)

That is one bad tatoo on the back of Chris Cyborg.

Urban Meyer (Gainseville)

You're either with RichRod or you're against him. I don't know if the Big house has a section 37F, but you can go sit in the equally as crappy section equivalent.

Lisa Douglas (Green Acres)

Dahling I love you but Coolio will never do

Justin (Chicago)

With all due respect...you're an idiot.

Dominic (New Mexico)

I would like to see tiger mock opponents walking up the 18th

Buzzmaster

  (4:51 PM)

That would have been very confusing yesterday.

Chad (Las Vegas)

I guess Justin paid the $25.

End of The Day (ESPN studios)

Like most men, I seemed to have arrived to early

The Suits (Bristol)

Buzz, with all due respect let's be honest here...it's not us, it's you.

Justin (Chicago)

Dominic, are you proposing having gofl allow "psych-outs", like in Base-ketball

esbrattler (Iowa)

Donny Osmond... Chuck Liddell... The Cha-Cha-Cha... who wins?

Buzzmaster

  (4:53 PM)

No one.

Sir Purr (Panthers Stadium)

Go Panthers Go

Nate (OH)

Bob Dylan wins

Nate (OH)

bolt>lightning

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

After reviewing the play, it appears that Nate from Ohio got his order mixed up. By rule, turribull > terrible. The result is an incomplete post. The rest of the chatters will not be charged with a time out. It is now 2nd down.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Fact Of The Day: 90% of US currency bills have traces of cocaine on them. Yikes.

Garrett (Texas)

Bob Dylan> Bob Barker> Bob Saget

Nate (OH)

fail

Fake Ryan (San Diego)

Fact of the Day: I know SteveFitz

bob (chicago)

fact of the Day: you fail

Jim (The Office)

FACT-bears eat beets...

tim (Chicago)

Joke of the day: paris hilton, lindsay lohan, and brittany spears get in a fight. who wins? Society

esbrattler (Iowa)

Fact - The Truth - We are talking about practice.

Dwight Shroot (Scranton)

Fact: Dunder Mifflin is running a special on paper clips

Buzzmaster

  (4:57 PM)

END OF THE DAY

Jake (Washington)

playoffs? PLAYOFFS? playoffs?

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Lindsay Lohan is bottom heavy. LOLZ!!!

Justin (Chicago)

A cheeseburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."

Nate (OH)

i thought u spelled it SCHRUTE

Justin (Chicago)

With all due respect....this chat sucks.

Buzzmaster

  (4:58 PM)

Hey Justin, enjoy Jay Cutler.

rich (chicago)

I enjoyed Backup Caleb Hanie.