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Buzzmaster

  (3:59 PM)

10 seconds till total chat domination...

Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

Let's go BRETT FAVRE! BRETT FAVRE! BRETT FAVRE!

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Let me guess Buzz....Favre, Favre, Favre, Weird Web Stories, Favre Favre Favre

A Rod (NYC)

Brett Favre is old and stupid.

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer not to talk about the F man. GRRRRRRRRRRR.

Buzzmaster

  (4:01 PM)

This is your show SN, except today. Today it's Brett Favre's. He's earned it.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

FavrewiththeFavreFarve, Farve??

Anthony (NY)

Boo Brian; Clinton you're old; Nate and Brian and other people from Madison are alcoholics; Buzz your fat: just had to get that out of the way.

Buzzmaster

  (4:01 PM)

You crushed so many SN citizens with that one. Well done.

Marc (Charlotte)

Brett Favre = Flip Flop-er of the century

Brett (Minnesota)

I told you I was maybe probably gonna play!

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Michelle looks nice but she knows I prefer her in dark colours.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Gee, I wonder what people are wanting to talk about this afternoon? /snark

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, SVP and Russillo like Cinnamon Pop Tarts. Why don't you set them straight?

Buzzmaster

  (4:02 PM)

Lost cause.

FavreFa-Favre-Favre (Farveville )

Me!!!!!!1

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, if the SN chat is being pushed back due to Farve coverage....

Anthony (NY)

Buzz was early!

Patrick Henry (via mobile)

Give me Favre or give me death!

Buzzmaster

  (4:03 PM)

All you need is Favre.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Wow, Anthony, seems like you needed to get that off your chest. Feel better?

Nick (Portland, OR)

Moldy cheese > Favre changing his mind 76,874 times

Nick (Portland, OR)

Buzz, I bless you with Favre reasoning. HA!

John Lennon (Heaven)

Buzz, I'm going to haunt you for that.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

At 2:39 PM today I got an e-mail from the Vikings Fan Shop with all things Favre. Authentic jerseys, replicas, women's jerseys, t-shirts, posters, wall clings, earrings, and shot glasses all depicting Favre or the number four. NUTS!

Dave (Green Bay)

Favre is a trader. Worried so much about getting back at Ted Thompson and the Packers he forgets about the fans. We were here long before and will be here long after Ted Thompson. If his motives were different I may feel different. Get over it Favre.

Buzzmaster

  (4:05 PM)

Favre loves to trade.

Jessica Simpson (Dallas)

I want a Pink Favre jersey. He's great at throwing touchdowns to his point guards in the third period.

Tiger Woods (Still Upset)

Why aren't people still talking about my choke job.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

People in Green Bay are frying up cheese curds in the shape of brett favre voodoo dolls. they will bring the pain upon him.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Brett Favre is going to lead the Vikes deep into the playoffs.

John Madden (Traveling Bus)

BOOM!!!! Brett is back.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Getting 1,000 papercuts > anything Vikings with a number 4 on it

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Favre just didn't want to go to training camp, people. As slackers we should all applaud Brett Favre for managing to avoid camp and to still become the number one QB in Minnesota.

Spelling Police (On Patrol)

Stop right there, Dave. Traitor, not trader. Here's your ticket.

Bailey (Minnesota)

I'm not a Favre fan, nor a Packers fan, nor a Vikings fan, but I do not think Packers fans have the right to call Favre a traitor because they should not have refused him when he said he wanted to play football again. It's the Packers fault.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Dave: Traitor? Correct me if I'm wrong but the Pack turned its back on Brett.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Dave (Green Bay) > Favre as a trader

Randall (Roselle, NJ)

Please stop with brett favre he's becoming more popular than President Obama. The moment he dose one thing on the field like drink a cup of water or throw a interception is probly going to be on top plays. He's like 44 years old he's done he's in the HOF already.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Favre is going to look good in purple and gold.

Matt (IN)

I have a friend who has already ordered his purple #4 jersey

Nick (Portland, OR)

I think John Madden will come out of retirement because the F man is back.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Easy, people. Benedict Arnold was a traitor. Alger Hiss was a traitor. Brett Favre is just a jerk going somewhere else to get a ton of money. Big difference.

AJ Las Vegas Nevada [via mobile]

Bout time the medias out of philly

David (Banning)

As a Bears fan I find this situation hilarious!

Buzzmaster

  (4:09 PM)

If I were a Bears fan I would not be laughing at anything right now.

Mike Gundy (Stillwater)

Guys, take it easy on Brett. He isn't a man yet. He's only 39.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

There's a very simple remedy to this, folks: Change the channel.

Buzzmaster

  (4:10 PM)

Don't listen to Clinton. He's old. Keep watching SN. Plus we have a sotry on Michael Jordan next...no Favre angle. I promise.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Spelling Police (On Patrol) > Favvreee (sp?)

Matt (IN)

If Favre is a trader, then Minnesota is perfect for him. He can sell beaver skins.

Buzzmaster

  (4:11 PM)

Ooops, we floated that story. Took a page from the Ole' Gunslinger and changed our mind.

Nick (mocking the spelling police) (Portland, OR)

Ummm, hrer is yuor tiket Mat (IN).

Brandon Marshall (Denver)

Why haven't I been traitored yet?

Spelling Police (On Patrol)

Nick, Favre is correctly spelled with the V before the R. Do you want a ticket too?

Immature teenagers (on internet)

hahaha, Matt (IN) said beaver skins!!! roflmbo!!!

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who mock the spelling police need to get lives.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Benedict Arnold was a pelt trader before he became a traitor against his country.

Clay (Charlotte)

I hope he breaks both legs Friday...that would be justice.

Buzzmaster

  (4:14 PM)

That may be just in places that aren't called America.

Matt (IN)

Buzz, this link is for you. And yes it's legit. Bacon flavored microbrew! http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around-town/food-drink/We-Give-Up-Bacon-Fat-Beer-53131467.html

Buzzmaster

  (4:15 PM)

I got fatter just reading this.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Colin must be thrilled with the Favre news. I know he feels Favre is always a great story.

Jake Rossler (Cleveland)

Brett is making the nfl so much money... They are making money off three seperate fan bases over the past three years on jersey sales.

Brett Favre (Minneapolis)

Actually, I've changed my mind again and decided to stay retired.

Nick (Portland, OR)

I just got dumber reading that.

Michael Jordan (golf course)

I'm overrated. And I promise it's really me typing this, not JB (TX).

God (Heaven)

I know it makes you feel almighty spellbots but this isnt grammer school and your not our teacher . You really need to get a life ! We all somehow understand posts with misspelled words we dont need a looser like you to help us out !

Buzzmaster

  (4:16 PM)

I thought you were infallible?

Iron Curtain (Eastern Europe)

We break both legs as a sentence for jaywalking.

Brett Favre (Minneapolis)

Nope, no, wait. Yeah I think I'm gonna play. No, stay retired. Wait, no, I'm gonna play. Yeah I'll play.

Scott (Mississippi)

Michael Jordan could still average 12-15 points a game in the NBA.

Pete (NC)

Break his legs? No. Pull a muscle? Maybe. Get humiliated in front of the entire football-watching world by re-un-retiring? Definitely.

Pete (NC)

Umm, God, it's "you're" and "loser." Geez.

John Madden (Back in the Saddle)

My Brett Favre's back and he's better than ever. My Brett Faaaavrree, Brett Faaaavre, my Brett Favre's back! BOOM!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

And "grammar".

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I'm loving the Favre hate flowing in the chat. I hope it lasts all season while the Vikings win game after game. I like rooting for a hated team for a change.

Jay Cutler (Chi Town)

Dont forget me, I'm better than Favre too!

Buzzmaster

  (4:21 PM)

Settle down.

Nick (Portland, OR)

J.B., you are prom PA, why don't you root for a team from that state!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt (IN)

J.B., you root for the Braves and for Penn State. I think you got the hated part already covered.

Tom Brady (Bean Town)

I'm still top gunner in this League, Favre.

Usain Bolt (3 steps ahead of you)

I want to play football!!

Sirr Purr (Panthers Stadium)

RawrrrFavreRawwr

RAY GORDON REID (JAYCUTLER CHICAGO illinois 60616)

MY COMENT TOTHE ESPN SPORTS AFTERNOON BUZZ MASTER RIGHT NOW BUZZ UGH

Phil Rivers (San Di-aaaago )

Shucks guys im good too!

Buzzmaster

  (4:24 PM)

Is that Eli Manning posting as Philip Rivers?

Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay)

*stays silent*

Nick (Portland, OR)

RGR needs a ticket, "MY COMENT" ?!?!?!?!

Buzzmaster

  (4:25 PM)

The Jay Cutler location in RGRs last comment made me a little uncomfortable.

Brett Favre (Vikes Camp)

All this fuss over lil ol me??? shucks.

Travaris Jackson (Vikings)

has a sad face :(

Dwayne Bowe (KC)

maybe if i get traded to the vikings then i wont be thrid string anymore

Guy (Illinois)

Like my friend says," Im reading a book about Vikings, and Brett Favre became one." irony at it's best.

Jason Andreas (MA)

Wouldn't Mike Vick on the Raiders be the most ridiculous QB/Team combo..EVER?

James (Lakewood Co)

J.B. were all loving the fact that you Vikings fans are getting your hopes up snd we are going to love it when Favre falls apart after week 10 again because the old man has nothing left . Without Favre I had the Vikings making the playoffs with him theyll finish 8 and 8 because hes already upset half the team .

Scott Boras (LA)

See Brett..I told you it would all work out

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Dang, 30 minutes late. What did I miss? Did you all hear Brett Favre signed with the Vikings?

Paul (Space)

I know people get upset about Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. Think of it though, if you only had a limited amount of time with which you could perform your job, wouldn't it be hard to walk away if you still felt like you had something left. heck Clemens did this too for a few years. Go Brett! he's a legend and the game is better with him there.

Jared Allen (Minnesota)

Favre needs a mullet to go along with those Wranglers.

Sage Rosenfals (Unknown)

What the Texans want me back ok

Ed Hochuli (chat ref)

Flag on Tarvaris Jackson, for spelling his name worse than he plays QB. 5 yards, repeat 2nd down.

Commander Risedorph (Fort Pain)

You want the Farve! You can't handle the Farve!

Buzzmaster

  (4:30 PM)

How the are you going to enforce a non-tweeting policy at SEC games?

Ochocinco (in front of a mirror)

Im tweeting about me tweeting how the great Brett Favre is not tweeting about how I tweeted about how great he is and how hes going to make the playoffs....

Nick (Portland, OR)

Pain > Favre

Buzzmaster

  (4:30 PM)

Favre = Pain

Ed Hochuli (chat ref)

Flag on Sage Rosenfels for not knowing how to spell his name or where he is. 15 yds and loss of down.

Buzzmaster

  (4:31 PM)

Ed is cleaning house!

Scott (Mississippi)

Do they enforce anything in the SEC?

Tony Romo (Big D )

Hey, I wanna be in this discussion of Top QBs!!

Brad Childress (Minnesota)

Good now I can blame the poor offensive play calling and general terrible understanding of time management on someone who's older than I am!!! Fools!

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Root canal > Favre

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

They have internet access in SEC country?

Marc (Charlotte)

Hey Brad, I think you are older than Brett. Cue Hochuli to flag you for inability to do math.

Defensive Backs (NFL)

YAY!!! Favre is back!!!

Tom (River North)

A great Tweet from Simmons today: "Brett Favre's new nickname is 'VD.' We can't get rid of him."

Brett Favre (Vikes Camp)

Green Bay how my a-- taste? New York how my a-- taste? SN hates how my a-- taste?

Vikings.com (WEB)

Look for the VD to AD connection all year!

K Squared (nd)

Cannot wait for the Patriots to beat the Vikings in the Superbowl

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Favre should come out before the first Vikes game wearing a hockey mask. He's made more returns than Jason and is tougher too.

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

I just ordered a pair of purple Warnglers!

Interception Stats (Record Books)

Look out!! Here we come!!!!!!!!!!

Ed Hochuli (chat ref)

Flag on Marc (Charlotte) for telling me when to throw flags. Half the distance to the goal, 3rd down.

Buzzmaster

  (4:36 PM)

Ha did you guys see the guy on fire in the background of the Transylvania motorcycle race?

Pete (NC)

Why hasn't anyone blamed ESPN for the Favre signing yet? Guess I'll do it then. Booooooo ESPN!

Jason Andreas (MA)

Hahahahah Brett Favre on my fantasy team hahahaahahha

Beavis (Highland)

Fire! Fire! Fire!

T-Jax (Minn)

Anybody know the number to the closeset UFL team.

Sylvester (the cat) (Hollywood)

Whats all this tweety bird talk ?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I wouldn't want Favre on my Fantasy team but I like him quarterbacking my favorite NFL team.

Al Gore (Outerspace)

I invented the word Favre.

nono600 (in)

same hear

Jordan (Peoria)

Buzz, time to wake up. Matt Damon is here to pick you up from work

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

I hate when they make Michelle take the plunge. Favre!

Cory (PA)

Are you there Buzz? It's me, Margaret.

Lance Armstrong (here)

Sorry Buzz, I had to quit pedaling. There was a cute 17 year old that walked by.

Marc (Charlotte)

This chat turned into the pulse.

Zombie-Al Davis (Oakland)

Braaaaaiiiiinnnnnsssssssss!!

Justin (Chicago)

Dinner: Deep dish sausage and mushroom pizza

Keith (MD)

Buzz stopped for a pop tart break.

Brad Childress (Minneapolis)

Look people... there were three paths to mediocrity in front of me and I chose the most glamorous one. Okay? LAY OFF!!!

Pete (NC)

Apparently this chat runs on Favre fuel and it was running on fumes. Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre. There, that should get us the rest of the way.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Almost END OF DAY!!!!

Internet Whiner Guy (Worldwide Web)

Buzz sucks.

Nick (Portland, OR)

Although I have 3 more hours. Sad.

Dominic (New Mexico)

What happened to fights create a stronger bond between teammates

Nick (Portland, OR)

Darn west coast.

Awayne (Indy)

Buzz seems to have ended his day a little while ago

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Pete, just head to the showers.

Brett Favre (Anywhere but training camp)

It's the end of the day, chat's over. Well not quite yet. Well, okay maybe a few more comments. No it's definitely over. Just kidding, there's still time. No, no, sorry we're done. What are you doing with that knife?! Get away from me! Help! Help! Someone call 9-1-

Anthony (NY)

Bye Buzz

Buzzmaster

  (4:59 PM)

Stay classy.