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Buzzmaster

  (4:00 PM)

Hey the chats back! Let's go!

Anthony (NY)

Good Afternoon Buzz, I'm in quite a good mood this afternoon.

RAY GORDON REID ( SALTLAKE UT 84112)

MY COMMENT AT 4.O5 PM TO THE AFTERNOON BUZZ NOW BUZZ THE FLASH CAN GET BOLT

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Hello, folks! Let's get it going.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I love me some SNTV chat. Good afternoon everyone.

Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)

Rickey is the greatest of all time.

Cooper (Pahrump, NV)

Why does jay cutler talking like hes all that !? He isnt even a premier quarter back in the league. No Respect for anyone!

Buzzmaster

  (4:01 PM)

Who still says "all that?"

Al Davis (Oakland)

I think that I might try to sign that Usain Bolt. He is fast.

Nate (Madison)

Making my return to SNTV today. Usain is insane. 19.11, wow.

Anthony (NY)

Whazzzzup

Clinton (Indianapolis)

"all that?" Really? What is this, five years ago?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I don't want all that. I'll settle for the bag of chips.

Marc (Charlotte)

Nate... don't you mean that Usain is Insain... See what I did there?

Buzzmaster

  (4:03 PM)

you misspelled his name?

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's illegal procedure against Cooper for using an out of date phrase in the chat. 5 yards and repeat 2nd down.

Steiny (NYC)

hey nate, it was 19.19 not 19.11. get on the ball!!!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Buzz would settle for the bag of chips, you know, cause he's fat.

Matt (IN)

Usain is Insain...in the membrane. Yes, that was turribull.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

So Buzz, what are the big topics on today's show?

Buzzmaster

  (4:06 PM)

I think the most interesting question we are asking is the new life expectancy in the US is 78 years. Do you take the over or under on you living that long?

B-Real (Cypress Hill)

Matt, I'll be expecting my royalty check in the mail.

Michael Scott (Dunder Miflin)

That's what she said!

Colin Cowherd (ESPN)

You're a great catch.

Michael Scott (Dunder Miflin)

Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy.

anthony (toronto)

over

Cliff Lee (Philadelphia)

I want it known that I am currently batting 5 points higher than Joe Mauer.

Matt (IN)

I'll go with the over because I expect the under. I suspect I will get paid back.

Buzzmaster

  (4:07 PM)

Well Clinton is well past the over on this.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

WAY under. I smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish...there's no way I'm hitting 78.

Buzzmaster

  (4:08 PM)

Oh wow, you're a lot younger than I thought.

Nate (Madison)

That's is, of course it's......over.

Awayne (INDY)

Not fair Clinton is aready past 78

Cory (PA)

He's 77

Brett Favre (via mobile)

I'll still be unretiring at age 78

Clinton (Indianapolis)

^is actually 27, but has been given the "old man of the chat" label by many of the HOF'ers and regulars.

Allison (Milwaukee)

i just got my new vanity plates and in honor the the morning buzz, my new plates are RGRBUZZ.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Clinton's odometer has already turned over.

Rainbow trout (CO)

We really don't drink that much.

Garrett (Texas)

Well Im 24 and I like Scotch

Michael (North Carolina)

haha Brett Favre...lol

Dwight Schrute (Dunder Miflin)

When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

Ron Burgandy (San Diego)

Scotch Scotch Scotch down my belly.

Colin Cowherd (ESPN)

I like soccerballs.

Dwight Schrute (Dunder Miflin)

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I love 'The Office,' but what's with all the impostors posting quotes from the show?

Kevin (Jersey)

what about sports people?

Buzzmaster

  (4:13 PM)

What about them?

Awayne (INDY)

Pig riding>bull riding

Buzzmaster

  (4:13 PM)

Oh yes, where is that Bull Riding fan? He will love this.

Jalter (still in the basement folks)

The Office, MNIE, Favre, Vick and Steiny/Jmerms.......all suck!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Pig riding? Hilarious. Bull riding? Dangerous as hell!

R.J (Ferrum Virginia)

im going to live till 109

Don (San Francisco)

Clinton is 27 in dog years, right?

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

a friend of mine, a girl, made me take a Cosmo life expectancy quiz. It said i would live to be 28.

Buzzmaster

  (4:15 PM)

Your integrity died that day.

James Garvey (Boston)

2 soccer goals in 3 Cheers and neither is Burnley over Manchester United since 1968 on a great volley, shame

Buzzmaster

  (4:16 PM)

Good point James...we should make all the cheers soccer.

Andrew (Massachusetts)

Brett Favre is awesome!!!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Buzz, did you hear that? It was a bunch of people's heads exploding after you said we should make all the cheers soccer.

Dwight Schrute (Dunder Miflin)

When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is.. "Something Weird Is Going On...colon...What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story...by Michael Scott. With Dwight Schrute."

jkuzmic (milwaukee)

that was a huge win for Burnley

Fran T. (no one cares)

No more Favre he is nothing but a circus.

Bryan (Grand Rapids)

Soccer is awesome! I play for my high school and it takes a lot more endurance than people think. your actually running about 6 miles every game

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Oh, I'm picturing so many people pounding their keyboards with rage as the discussion turns to soccer...

Nate (Madison)

If TMB is a filet migon, this chat is a rump roast.

kevin (New Jersey)

GOOD FOR YOU!!! now let the men discuss their manly sports

Rick (Stamford)

Worst part of all the Favre garbage is that we will have to go through it all again this time next year

Buzzmaster

  (4:22 PM)

Pig Rodeo on SN TV right now. Quickly, go.

Don (San Francisco)

Losing pig gets eaten?

Rick (Stamford)

Pig riding HUGE in the bars around here lol

Sean (Philly)

TMB is bacon, this chat is Scrapple.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I'm fine if people want to chat soccer here. If the rest of us can chat about 'The Office,' pop tarts, and bacon why shouldn't others be allowed to chat soccer?

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

they have pigs in japan?

kevin (New Jersey)

pig rodeo???? haha u serious?

Dwight Schrute (Dunder Miflin)

Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It?s a nice little farm...sometimes teenagers use it for sex.

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

applewood bacon

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

That old man better get outta the water before he breaks a hip.

Cory (PA)

Pig Roast > Pig Rodeo

Don (San Francisco)

TMB is Clinton as ancient, SNTV is Clinton as a twenty-something.

Buzzmaster

  (4:24 PM)

Equally horrible?

Clinton (Indianapolis)

*ZING*

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's illegal procedure against Rick from Stamford for using "lol" in the chat. We don't allow that kind of nonsense around here. 5 yards and repeat 2nd down.

Dwight Schrute (Dunder Miflin)

I can travel anywhere, except Cuba, and I will travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor and I will hike Mount Doom.

Dwight Schrute (Dunder Miflin)

(After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who ride pigs instead of eating them need to get lives.

Danny (Rancho Cucamonga, CA)

Good looking out on the Soccer highlights! Those were nice!

Cory (PA)

Don, that joke was as funny as Tom Watson cleaning his gutters.

Michael (Raleigh, NC)

lol...Just kidding ED Hochuli. I agree with Rich Rodriguez. BBQ forever!

kevin (New Jersey)

no seriously dont pigs carry the swine flu???

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

SNTV = MB fatigued chatters.

Michael (Raleigh, NC)

Braves are the best!

Buzzmaster

  (4:27 PM)

I dont think they made the Top 5 in the Rankings.

kevin (New Jersey)

noooo mannn the dodgers are the bestmaybe cards

kyle (oh)

how bout those indians

Anthony (NY)

Yankees are the beswt, best record in baseball and also check the power rankings.

Pete (NC)

No I actually pound my desk because Buzz posts soccer questions. He has control and can choose not to post them, but he does.

Awayne (INDY)

Where are the Royals?

kevin (New Jersey)

YANKEEESSS nooo wayyyy

Andrew (Massachusetts)

dodgers unstoppable!!!!!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Braves are the best what? Best post season underachievers of all-time? Best at crushing the hopes of fans everywhere by failing in the playoffs? Help me here.

Matt (IN)

Right now, Cardinals > everyone else in the NL.

Dwight Schrute (Dunder Miflin)

The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Kevin (MS)

Cardinals for crying out loud

Bono (UK)

I'm #1!! I'm #1!!

Anthony (NY)

best record in baseball and lets stop with the sports talk Buzz: thats not what this chat is for.

Cory (PA)

I'm just going to put this out there. Runts are better than Skittles.

Urban Meyer (Gainesville)

You're either for Buzz posting soccer comments or against it. If you're for it, Buzz will be signing autographs and hosting a soccer only chat up in his suite in 37F.

Pete (NC)

How can anyone say the Yanks aren't the best RIGHT NOW? Well I guess you can say that, but you won't be taken seriously.

Andrew (Massachusetts)

yanks sucks!!!!!!!!

Matt (IN)

Bottle Caps candy > Runts

Clay (Charlotte)

Blasphemy!

kevin (New Jersey)

Tom Brady is such a pretty boy wack QB

1980s (in the past)

I remember wack.

Pete (NC)

Sour Patch Kids > runts > skittles > soccer

Andy bernard (Dunder Miflin)

I really Schruted it.

kevin (New Jersey)

SHAQS A BEAST !!!

Andy bernard (Dunder Miflin)

Oompa loompa, doompadee dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.

Sean (Philly)

Anyone else over the Dwight quotes? I know I am.

Sean (Philly)

Sour Patch Kids > runts > skittles > soccer > Neco Wafers

Charles Barkley (via mobile)

Dwight was turribull on the show yesterday. Just turribull. He needs to hit some free throws! Tell em Kenny!

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

I remember the MAC...Specifically Appalachian State

Kevin Malone (Dunder Miflin)

I'm gonna have to delete a lot of stuff. [pause] A LOT of STUFF.

kevin (New Jersey)

what. reggie bush not juking anymore......something wrong here

Kevin (MS)

This the Season of Reggie Bush;s Career

Tom (River North)

Funny that Appalachian State isn't in the MAC. And RichRod wasn't coaching when that happened...

Andrew (Massachusetts)

dwight is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

The Necco wafer is one of the worst candies ever invented.

jkuzmic (milwaukee)

Barry Sanders was a NFL back, Bush is a bust

Cajun (LA)

Reggie runs to the sideline on every play. You can't turn the corner in the NFL, son.

Matt (IN)

That was a turribull Rich Rod post

Clay (Charlotte)

Too many exclaimation points Andrew, calm down.

Bryan (Grand Rapids)

what's a turribull? sorry, i'm kinda new to this.

Kim K. (everywhere)

Reggie's moves got old for me too.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Andrew, that's a 10 yard penalty for excessive punctuation. Settle down, son. Repeat 2nd down.

Matt (IN)

turribull = the way Charles Barkley pronounces terrible

kevin (New Jersey)

Usain Bolt WR sign with the NY Jets for 5 yers/25 mill

Marc (Charlotte)

You're turribull Bryan.

Marc (Charlotte)

Kim, everyone has seen your moves already.

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

Usain Bolt placed on IR after taking first tackle of the season.

Helmut (Deutschland)

Reggie Bush is what he is. A speedy back who tries to get the edge and catch balls in the flats and break off a big play.

NFL Ref Commisioner (Replay Booth)

Ed, how can you give a 5 yarder for an LOL and a 10 yarder for !!!!!!!!!!!, I think we might need to talk.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

So Buzz, with SNTV be on the four day work week this week meaning no chat tomorrow?

Buzzmaster

  (4:40 PM)

Exactly.

Clay (Charlotte)

*slow golf clap* Bravo Marc, Bravo.

Diego Forlan (Atletico Madrid)

What I did is 'nutmeg' the defender.

Dunder Miflin (Dunder Miflin)

And thats all of the quotes. Hope u enjoyed them!

Jay Cutler (Chicago)

I wonder if Usain Bolt would suck as bad as that other fast receiver I've got

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

No, Dunder, no I did not.

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

Marvin Harrison would be great for the Bears.

Barney Stinson (NY)

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro?I'm Broda!?

Sean (Philly)

Does Buzz go on Commercial Break as well?

Ken (wenatchee, wa)

mariners will win the 2010 world series

Yoda (Dagobah)

Yoda you are not Barney.

Awayne (INDY)

Does Lincecum work at Starbucks between starts?

Sean (Philly)

Did Britney go on the same Diet as Lendale?

Quinn (Raleighwood, NC )

Ole Man Cajun's blood is firey.

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

Lendale White>Britney Spears................................................

mike randle (chicago il)

shaq got a better body than britteny

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

'The Office' quotes > 'HIMYM' quotes > soccer chat > all things Kardashian.

Awayne (INDY)

No way Brittany would give up Patron,Food maybe but never Patron.

Kevin (MS)

Lendale is Better than Britney

Buzzmaster

  (4:47 PM)

Better topless: Tim Tebow or Joanna Krupa? Seriously?

Anthony (NY)

That's all for quotes from me.

Kevin (MS)

Teebow

Clay (Charlotte)

Pass

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

Krupa, my god.

mike randle (chicago il)

tebow got a belly like a gator

Sean (Philly)

Brad Pitt - Aniston and Jolie wins.

Ken (Wenatchee, Wa)

brett favre

Anthony (NY)

Krupa no dought

Urban Meyer (Gainesville)

You're either for Tebow shirtless or against it. If you're for it, guess what, you must be blind and therefore unable to sit in 37F.

Tom (River North)

Krupa vs. Tebow? Whose idea was it to even ask that question?

Buzzmaster

  (4:49 PM)

Our segment producer, Cooter.

Bryan (Grand Rapids)

Krupa, deff!

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

SNTV was challenging the manhood of sportsnation with that question Tom.

Scott (Mississippi)

I think Cooter was just looking for an excuse to study Krupa topless.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I always wondered what happened to Cooter after the Dukes left town with the General Lee.

Sean (Philly)

I am ashamed of what was just on TV...

Buzzmaster

  (4:51 PM)

I know, so much soccer. I need to talk to Voldemort, who cuts all the Cheers, Jeers, and Tears.

Tom (River North)

Cooter? Does he drive a tow truck and paint confederate flags on Dodge Chargers?

End of the Day (here)

I'm getting closer. Also, Buzz is fat.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Joanna Krupa or the Koopa Troopa?

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

Brett Favre is Sean Penn.

Bryan (Grand Rapids)

What's wrong with soccer?

Marc (Charlotte)

Boooo, J.B. That was worse than my Usain Bolt pun earlier.

Kevin (MS)

Pirates is not going to the playoffs about 10 years for now

voldemort (england)

harry potter!

Ken (Wenatchee, Wa)

Soccer sucks

Dave (Birmingham)

ESPN - please pull SportsNation and put on boxing, poker, volleyball, softball, hunting, fishing anything but Michelle and Colin. They are not good together and I cannot stand watching their show. It reminds me of Kate busting Jon's balls all the time.

Buzzmaster

  (4:53 PM)

Man, you watch a lot of bad television.

Anthony (NY)

Fantasy football team name: No punt intended

Sean (Philly)

What is wrong with Soccer is that the rest of the world calls it Football.

Buzzmaster

  (4:53 PM)

Is that more of our problem?

Danny (Rancho Cucamonga, CA)

Keep the soccer coming! We need to warm up the audience to the World Cup coming in 2018/2022

landon donavon (usa)

i agree soccer does suck

Anthony (NY)

World Cup is in May, go Portugal!

Buzzmaster

  (4:55 PM)

Most people aren't usually wrong twice in one sentence, but this comes close. Portugal are likely to miss World Cup...which takes place in June.

mike randle (chicago il)

soccer has the chance of becoming american game like tebow has the chance of winning a body building league

Andrew (Massachusetts)

cubs wins the world series 2045

Rick (Stamford)

Soccer is something for little kids to do before they are old enough to play real sports like baseball and football

Buzzmaster

  (4:57 PM)

Alright everyone we can all go home Rick has decided what the real sports are.

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, Mike Randle is posting pure pulse.

Pete (NC)

Portugal is, Buzz, Portugal is.

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

Babies shouldn't be on SN

Buzzmaster

  (4:58 PM)

You're right, we should have never posted Dave from Birmingham in this chat.

Danny (Rancho Cucamonga, CA)

LOL "Landon Donavon". (You spelled his name wrong)

Cajun (LA)

At the end of the day - Auburn still sucks.

Buzzmaster

  (4:58 PM)

That's unfair to things that suck.

Marc (Big D)

Man shutout in the afternoon session. I gotta step my game up. Until the morning fellas.

Greg (Worcester)

Go MA in Lil league WS

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

End of the Day, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (4:59 PM)

Oh right...

Tom (River North)

Rick from Stamford has been angry about sports since this morning. I think he needs a nap or something.

Bryan (Grand Rapids)

ha, yea. good day to everyone! see ya later

Pete (NC)

Until 10 am on the right coast....

Bryan (Grand Rapids)

your right tom for river north

Brendan (Louisville, KY)

Now what am I going to watch? Glenn Beck... yah, right....

Brick (San Diego)

LOUD NOISES

Kevin (MS)

At The End of the Day Cubs will not make the playoff

Marc (Big D)

HA! Tricked ya.

Buzzmaster

  (5:00 PM)

Alright folks, SN returns on Monday. See you then!

Josh (Boston)

Ole ole ole ole... oooole ooooole

Kevin (MS)

bye

Denny Green (Parts Unknown)

This chat was who we thought it was.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Buzz is bottom heavy LOLZ

Rick (Stamford)

differant Rick from Stamford.. gotta change my nic not angry

Cajun (LA)

Au revoir!!!

Greg (Ellicott City)

But the MB returns tomorrow.

Rick (formerly of Stamford)

First time here today. Lotta fun

Dave (Birmingham)

sorry, not snarky and cynical enough? SportsNations TV sucks, enough said.

Buzzmaster

  (5:03 PM)

I love our fans.