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Buzzmaster

  (10:00 AM)

Gooooooooood morning!

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

Three weeks from yesterday is when my job ends. Three weeks from today in when I start my new job. Pretty good timing, but I would have liked a little break

Cory (PA)

Good Morning Buzzers

Greg (Ellicott City)

Buzz, when is the last time that you saw your feet?

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

I am awesome.

Buzzmaster

  (10:00 AM)

Grason...both parts of you...get some new material.

Chad (Las Vegas)

4...3...2...1....Buzz. Um Buzz. You there. It is 701 am you should be here by now.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Before everyone makes a huge deal about Jeter tying Gehrig, I'd like to steal Olbermann's argument back when Ripken broke the consecutive game streak: ALS had set in while Gehrig was still playing; it's possible that for the last 5 years of his career Gehrig was playing with ALS. Not to diminish Jeter's career, but every time someone ties/passes Gehrig, there needs to be a big ol' asterisk that recognizes what Gehrig did was probably phenomenal.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Once again, I can't find the chat. I'm typing blind.

Steve (NJ)

I'm thrilled for Derek Jeter, but let's be realistic. No one else in the history of baseball will ever get a 2 minute standing ovation for their 2721st hit. I expect a choir of angels will sing on Friday when he hits his 2722nd.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Good morning, Buzz Nation. NFL season starts tonight for real. Get your FFL lineups in order.

Internet Tough Guy (Cyberspace)

Stick around this morning ya little pansies and watch ITG kick the crap out of that Slice moron.

Buzzmaster

  (10:02 AM)

Please don't anger Slice. I'm the one that has to sit next to him to do the chat.

Scott (Brewtown)

All work and no chat makes Scott a dull boy

Clay (Charlotte)

Buzz, good morning, how's everybody?

Brian (Madison, WI)

I don't think anyone questions how great Lou Gehrig was

Steve (NJ)

Read this morning that Rampage Jackson will play BA Baracus in the A-Team movie. I'm not sure if I like or dislike this development.

Chad (Las Vegas)

Are you going to watch Big Brother tonight Buzz. If so Kevin already won stage 1 of the HOH.

Buzzmaster

  (10:03 AM)

Don't know. Not sure if I care anymore...No, I know I don't care.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Played Beatles Rock Band for over 3 hours last night. Here's my review:It's great! But if you have a choice of systems to buy it for, don't get it for the Wii. The Beatles: Rock Band is designed for the Beatles fan, not the Guitar Hero/Rock Band fan. As a result, if you count yourself among the former, you'll spend hours playing the songs and poring through the extras (photos, the 1963 Christmas record, etc.). If you're not really a Beatles fan, it's probably just a rental for you as 45 songs is light compared to other recent incarnations of the genre.

Nate (Madison)

He might be good, whatever, I'm still not a fan of Jeter....probably has to do with that whole "i hate the Yankees" thing.

Rich (Douglas AK)

The President of the United States doens't get as much love as Derek Jeter.

Jack (NB Canada)

Bob Barker was on WWE...

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Real World Cancun Finale: Joey and Ayiiia hook up.

Pete (NC)

SC Rep. Wilson is lucky Ed Hochuli isn't also a Congressional Ref or he would have ejected him faster than Buzz eats a poptart.

Matt (IN)

Good morning all. Derrick Rose? That could be interesting.

Steve (NJ)

Lou Gehrig also didn't have to contend with a 20 year-old kid throwing 90 mph sliders, either.

Rich (Douglas AK)

Beatles... Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Baseball Diamonds.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

We have been able to see the space station and the shuttle flying by at night. Can anyone else?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

You say you don't care Buzz but due to the time you've already put in, you will at least check to see what is happening on BB tonight.

Buzzmaster

  (10:05 AM)

I'll probably do what I did on Tuesday - wait until 15 minutes before it ends and turn it on.

Clay (Charlotte)

I just don't trust anyone with three consecutive letters that are the same.

Buzzmaster

  (10:06 AM)

Or a name with all vowels.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

It's actually kind of surprising that the Yankees don't have anyone in the 3000 hit club.

Scott (Brewtown)

Lou gehrig had to put up with a deadly disease named for him

Nate (Madison)

I lost interest in the Real World seasons ago.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Thanks for the review, Christian. You may have just saved me a bundle of money.

Nate (Madison)

Don't worry, D.Rose will have been coached on what to say when that certain subject comes up.

Buzzmaster

  (10:07 AM)

We'll ask a question or two on the subject, but I wouldn't expect anything earth shattering in return.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

BOO Yankees YAY Cardinals

stephanie (cincy)

Joe Wilson's website crashed faster than Ed could eject him

Internet Conspiracy Theory Guy (Cyberspace)

That's a myth, Robbi. The whole space program is a fraud.

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Y is not a vowel Buzz. Only sometimes like the song says. I'm glad your associates degree is taking over.

Buzzmaster

  (10:08 AM)

Yeah, "and sometimes Y." How do you know that name isn't one of those sometimes?

Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)

Today Derek Jeter is great, but Rickey is still the greatest of all-time.

Christian (High Point, NC)

J.B.: I aim to please. But I do think it's worth renting and playing with, just to raise your expectations as to what the industry can accomplish when it wants to. The game looks beautiful (even on the Wii).

Chad (Las Vegas)

BOOOOOOOOOOO Yanks and Cardinals!!

Rich (Douglas AK)

Winfield was a Yankee.. 3k hits.

Buzzmaster

  (10:08 AM)

Didn't get them all with the Yankees. I believe that's what he meant.

Nate (Madison)

The Onion is great. "Haiti puts in for the 2216 Olympics"

Jason (Crozet)

Is "pulse" still considered a staple of the MB vocabulary?

Shane (Buffalo)

Why is everyone hating on the Cowboys this season? Am I the only one that sees them as a contender?

Buzzmaster

  (10:09 AM)

Yes.

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Because there are other vowels in the name.

Clay (Charlotte)

Opening day for the NFL season and we are talking about baseball?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

If I liked the Beatles even just a little I might rent the game but I prefer the Aerosmith and VH versions of GH.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Well then there is some strange lights in our skies!

Buzzmaster

  (10:09 AM)

Aliens.

chaz (sa tx)

out of spite mangini is going to start 3rd string qb this weekend

Christian (High Point, NC)

Because then it would be pronounced "Aaaaayyyyy!", so unless she's the Fonz's kid ...

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Steelers Steelers Steelers!! There is my football talk.

Chad (Las Vegas)

Shane you aren't the only one. You just won't find any that aren't Cowboys fans.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

Buzz, Rich Rod has joined TMB's facebook page. I want to see how people who need to get lives go about their business...

Jack (NB Canada)

3 weeks til the NHL begins.

Clay (Charlotte)

Yes Shane you are, when both your HoF QB and RB who have 2 SB rings say it's not going to be a good season, then it's not going to be a good season.

Steve (NJ)

I loved living in Kentucky - as a state with no pro teams, you find fans of EVERYONE there. Only in KY can you find a Cards/Steelers fan.

Fonz (Al's)

This chat has jumped the shark.

Buzzmaster

  (10:11 AM)

HA! You're wrong - this chat weighs too much to get off the ground.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

I'd stomp on that terrible towel.

Rich (Douglas AK)

and by club I mean baseball club, not Club Buzz, only open from 10-11 weekdays and sometimes for special events for the evening.

Jason (Crozet)

Being in ACC country, I am torn....Clemson/GA Tech or NFL....so many decisions!! I am so happy football is back...walking around with a little hop in my step today. It's either because of that or the heel spurs that are killing me today

Neal (Philly)

Morning Buzz. The Phils have tied the Cubs with 15 straight solo homeruns this season.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Rich I went and got a life and threw money on Notre Dame this weekend because I hate you. There I said it.

Nate (Madison)

Buzz, you're a liar!

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

Shane everyone hates the Cowboys because Romo is a choker. Lifetime .091 in late inning pressure situations against right handed pitching from the 3 point line.

Chad (Las Vegas)

Um. Steve (NJ) come to Vegas. Fans of every sports team imaginable here. Nobody that lives here, including me, is from here.

David Thompson (NBA HOF)

Michael Jordan scolded me on my intro speech to his HOF, so I had to revise it.

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

Pretty sure there are front-runners in every state, not just in Kentucky

Brian (Madison, WI)

I don't know. Iowa might have Kentucky beat. People there like every team. Save the rips I've stated my favorite teams.

Stephanie (Cincy)

Well boys the time has come to say OSU 31 USC 17

Nate (Madison)

Well, let's dust this baby off.......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRIAN.....Go Blue (this weekend)!!!

Steve (NJ)

Yesterday, we learned my grandmother (who has had an infection in her leg for 2.5 years with no progress made by her many Drs.) may need an amputation. Yes, this is the part where I start lining up the lawsuit.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I have been a Card/Steeler fan since I was in grade school.

Chad (Las Vegas)

Stephanie has been hanging out with Jeremey Mayfield.

Dave (vt)

Jason, i believe there are these places that usually have multiple TV's and sometimes serve alcoholic beverages. Maybe you can watch both at once.

Steve (NJ)

Chad, the difference is in KY, they are all from there, and just cherry pick teams.

Shane (Buffalo)

NFL opening weekend is the happiest time of the year. Yes, I am a Cowboys fan. No I don't care that Aikman and Emmitt are hating on the team. 11-5 and playoffs this year!!

Nate (Madison)

What kind of card fan? Euchre? Hearts? Spades? War?

Pete (NC)

Please come to NC some day and you find one of every fan because like Las Vegas, nobody here is from here. Except me.

Neal (Philly)

I may have some knowledge of Buzz's true identity. Are you Dave Fleming? This a line from his column yesterday: "...I attempted to monitor every single football thought that entered my squishy, Wilson shaped, Pop-Tart filled brain."

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

This chat ate the shark with some nice cocktail sauce.

Marc (Charlotte)

Alright, I'm late, but I did catch up on the chat and I believe its been pure pulse. Someone really brought up Olbermann in defense of something?

Marc (Big D)

Work has gotten super busy. Not sure how Ifeel about it.

JB (TX)

Far be it from me to rip Michael Jordan, but David Thompson seems like a really weird choice for an induction speaker, no? Dean Smith, Phil Jackson, his mom, his sons. It's almost like there was a bet down on who the speaker would be, and he made sure he covered the odds.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Brian has indeed stated his favorite teams. For every sport. BOOOOOOOOOO

Rich (Douglas AK)

Buzz, I watched a clip of someone on the World Wide Leader doing a chat with you, from his car while talking on his cell phone. I suppose I was naive enough to think they were all there on your couch with you.

Eric Mangini (via mobile)

Breaking news everyone: I am announcing that Brett Favre will be my starting QB this weekend against Minnesota. That's right, Iron Man Favre is playing for both teams!

Dave (vt)

The Boys will be 9-7 this year.

Bruce (Maine)

Im back, its been a while. I hate when your company tightens the grip on your internet access.

Matt (IN)

I think David Thompson was an excellent choice by Jordan. David Thompson WAS Jordan, at least as much as the league allowed back then and until the drugs got to him. Very similar games.

Cory (PA)

We're starting up a new shark jumping fantasy league.

Marc (Charlotte)

How long do I have to be here to be from here?

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

JB (TX), that's 15 yard unchatsmanlike conduct for saying anything detremintal about MJ. Repeat 1st down.

Chad (Las Vegas)

So the formula for cheering for a team in KY is marry your 1st cousin cheer for a bottom feeder, 2nd cousin, contender, 3rd or further championship caliber teams only? Or is it vice versa Robbi?

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

I'm not sure I get it. Too much pure oxygen from the casinos, I think.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

The only PA pro team I root for is the Penguins. I don't get the state loyalty thing when it comes to sports fandom.

coyote (sa)

Unless his mom or sons are already in the HOF, they aren't eligible.

Rich (Douglas AK)

induction speaker has to be in the hall already.

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

Really? The hoops hall has that rule? Football doesn't. I don't know if the baseball has it either.

John Q Public (DC)

The scoreboard at Cowboy Stadium will get a bigger kick out of the games played there than the fans will.

Chad (Las Vegas)

Oxygen??? It's all the smoke Buzz. The only place in America where you can still smoke indoors. It's killing me. Literally.

Tom (Chicago)

You have to have a current HoF member introduce you and MJ grew up in ACC country when Thompson was throwing it down.

Marc (Charlotte)

Dean Smith has never liked the spotlight. I wouldn't be suprised if Dean told Michael he'd prefer someone else to speak.

Jason (Crozet)

Making "predictions" of how NFL teams are going to finish is pure ____________ (fill in MB dictionary word)

Brian (Madison, WI)

Thanks Mangini for giving me a new Brett Favre rip. Brett plays for both teams. I like it.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Bite me Chad

Steve (NJ)

In Kentucky, it's illegal to marry your 1st cousin, but not a second cousin. I learned that in Family law.

Buzzmaster

  (10:20 AM)

I think in a lot of places you can marry your second cousin.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

For the NBA intro person as to be a HOFer already.

Rich (Douglas AK)

Is this a game of CLUE this morning. O2 from the Casinos? Did you get back from a Mancation with Simmons in Vegas? Did you cry a "dusty" little tear when you left?

Tony (Jersey)

I loved when Minka Kelly jumped up and down last night.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Fantasy Football is actually perfect for Brian. He can root for guys on every team.

Clay (Charlotte)

NC you can marry your second cousin.

Steve (NJ)

Probably true, Buzz. I was correcting Chad

Jumped Shark (This Chat)

I'll bite Chad!

JB (TX)

Ok, didn't know they had to already be in.

Clay (Charlotte)

Buzz, did you hear about Russell Crowe being called out by a gossip writer because they took a picture of him taking a smoke break while he was riding a bike. The columnist said he was fat and out of shape, so he challenged the writer to a 12 mile bike ride. Apparently she didn't keep up very well.

Buzzmaster

  (10:23 AM)

I didn't hear about that. But I don't know if I care to hear about that. Should we care that an actor smokes? Big whoop.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Minka Kelly is perfect for Brian, not fantasy football.

Matt Damon (via mobile from Buzz's kitchen)

Fact: Lady Buzz is NOT my cousin.

Rich (Douglas AK)

so who gave the induction speeches for the first players inducted into the hall?

chaz (sa tx)

beatles.... lonely people.... barry bonds?

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

No....bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Boooo Da Bears!

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Brian, that's 10 yards for illegal procedure. Only Rickey is allowed to refer to himself in the 3rd person. Still 1st down.

JB (TX)

Was in Vegas last wknd and yeah, cigarettes all over the place threw me a little. My favorite was when some guy asked to borrow the ashtray off our table, then stood RIGHT THERE and smoked!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Oh Buzz just reminded me. I need to get out and buy Season Five of 'The Office,' on DVD.

Rob (WV)

Ellen Degeneras new AI judge, woohoooo

Marc (Charlotte)

Dare I ask about an ONB?

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

Let's do it....bunch of people who can't read are in there....

Al (Miami)

Is there any chance the game tonight has more than 30pts scored?

Spike (Kalamazoo, MI)

Tomorrow it will be THREE weeks without Sportsnation, do to golf and the US open. Why couldn't ESPN dropped Rome or PTI for three weeks? Sportsnation is the BEST show on ESPN !!

Cow (Taiwan)

I hope your defense improves and you can shoot more three point shots next season!

Lydell (Glendale, Arizona)

I hope Michael Crabtree likes canada, because if he sit out he might get more money to play there.

Brandon (Sacramento, CA)

Who do you see stepping up to fill Ben's scoring role?

Obaid H. (Illinois)

What is your vertical and when was the first time you dunked a basketball?

Robert Sandifer (Chicago, IL)

Who was the toughest Point Guard you played against at Simeon... maybe Sherron Collins or someone?

Quentin (Green Bay)

The Brewers suck. They need to fire Macha, hire Randolph as their manager, get Sheets back, get some better starting pitchers, and get a high-profile player. I know, the Lions probably want to hire me as GM already.

Clinton (Philadelphia)

Is it me or should Brett Favre should of just took a coaching position on the Viks since he knows the offense so well to kind of tutor T. Jackson. Because honestly he should be the starter. Not saying that Brett doesn't still have it but I think that thae organization messed with his confindence.

Zach Rastall (Marinette, Wisconsin)

Get this, some kid threatened to beat me up over a game of gym class kickball. Let me say it again, GYM CLASS KICKBALL! Someone takes everything wayyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously.

Matt (Maryland)

What's the deal with Mary Carillo? Wozniak handled her victory with class after Carillo chose to interview Oudin - the loser - before interviewing her. I understand Oudin was the "sweetheart favorite", and I was rooting for her, but that match brought the U.S. Open back to reality and down from the clouds. Wozniak deserves all the credit for playing a solid match and not making unforced errors like Oudin did. Her experience earned her the victory. She deserved more credit from Carillo.

Jordan Massengill (Knoxville Tn)

Do you have any advice for aspiring high school players?

William Maha Putra (Medan, Indonesia)

Hello Derrick Rose!!! i'm one of your fans from indonesia. i would like to ask u, do u think bulls will be a championship contander this season??

Neeraj (CHI)

are you a bears fan too? cuz u and jay cutler are giving the city of chicago hope! Are you planning on going to any games?

zach (rf)

say hi to zach

Marc (Charlotte)

So a chat moderator mentioned another moderator in the Russillo chat yesterday. Could it be that we've discovered Buzz's first name... Frank or Shaun? This could be the biggest discovery since George discovered Kramer's first name.

Stuart (Indiana)

How surreal has your NBA career been for you? Coming back to your hometown and leading your hometown team to the playoffs is pretty special. Not mention Rookie of the Year honors.

maryanna (memphis,tn)

how did you feel when you found out you won rookie of the year?

Jordan (wisconsin)

Who was your idol basketball player growing up? MJ?

Anthony (Naperville, IL)

What have you done in the offseason to better your skills and the team?

Garrett (Colorado)

How did you get so good?

Buzzmaster

  (10:28 AM)

And that's it....

chaz (sa tx)

beatles.....Don't Let Me Down .....cowboys?

Chad (Las Vegas)

Hasn't SN been on ESPNEWS?

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

That's a big 10-4.

JB (TX)

Welcome to alliteration morning in TMB!

Christian (High Point, NC)

Beatles, beetles, Jeters, cheaters, cousins, Kentucky ... come again?

chaz (sa tx)

beatles.... all you need is love ......shawn merriman?

Trevor (Texas)

Being that today is my birthday...I reserve the right to do nothing while at work today....

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Subject changer, soccer, discuss.....................and that'll do it for soccer.

Matt (IN)

Tennis? We talkin' bout tennis?

Neal (Philly)

The ONB made my eyes bleed.

Cory (PA)

I often get Buzz confused with top tier NBA point guards.

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

So does our friend who was a point guard "with size" who stood 6-1 and used to post in the comments section.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

This ONB brought to you by the Derrick Rose Fan Club.

Steve (NJ)

I often confuse Buzz with the basketball...because they're both round and roll about a lot.

Nate (Madison)

Shawn Merriman.......When I Saw Her Standing There.

Nate (Madison)

Beatles......Eight Days A Week.....Rich Rod's practice schedule.

Clay (Charlotte)

Trevor you can reserve the right to not work, but your boss still retains the right to fire you.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I'm surprised there were no rowing questions for Derrick in the ONB.

Matt (IN)

Well Buzz, how surreal has your NBA career been?

Buzzmaster

  (10:31 AM)

So surreal that it feels like it hasn't even happened.

Rich (Douglas AK)

Rats,, kids are up early, gotta bounce SN, Koo Koo ca choo

coyote (sa)

weird al... eat it... fat guys... buzz?

Steve (NJ)

Quentin wins for dumbest post that also contains the seeds of its own destruction.

Al (Chicago)

The whole state of Wisconsin sucks...

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

Sportnation sucks.

Ryan (San Diego)

Ricardo Clark ripped that shot yesterday...great goal. And a US Win! On another note, Argentina is in danger of not qualifying

Marc (Charlotte)

I didn't realize that Derrick Rose chat was during the ONB.

JB (TX)

The only NBA player Buzz reminds me of is Oliver Miller.

Buzzmaster

  (10:33 AM)

What about Charles Barkley - "Round Mound"?

Bruce (Maine)

Hi Dan, thanks for stopping by, stay classy

Christian (High Point, NC)

Considering Chicago is the "windy city", no one from there should be accusing any other city/state of sucking or blowing.

Pete (NC)

Vacuums suck. Oh I'll just penalize myself for that poor effort.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I believe that the food chat yesterday beats this one.

chaz (sa tx)

* hits the big buzzer sound effect* weird al is banned here isnt he? if not he should be.

Jim (Delaware)

Beatles She loves me some me.....TO

Chad (Las Vegas)

I picture buzz more as a Stanley Roberts type.

JB (TX)

No, Barkley was good. Miller was just fat.

Nate (Madison)

Illinois saying Wisconsin sucks? That's like Jonathon trying to take on Brian and I.

Buzzmaster

  (10:34 AM)

See that's not an appropriate comparison, because you could substitute any of the other 249,999,998 people in this country and it would still make sense.

Marc (Charlotte)

Beatles... Penny Lane.... Anfernee Hardaway

Marc (Charlotte)

Jim, The song is just called "She Loves Me"

coyote (sa)

you do resemble the retired round mound... but by comparison, not the "slimmed down" active player version.

caleb (Indiana)

haha bears beats battle star gallactica nice

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Buzz looks more like the retired Buster Douglas.

Pete (NC)

I thought there were over 300,000,000 Americans now?

Jim (Delaware)

Marc: exxxxxxcccccccuuuuuuuuuusee meeeeeeeee

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

'Can't Buy Me Love' - Ben Roethlisberger

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Wow, that was a long meeting. So, my curiosity got the better of me after work yesterday, and long story short, I ended up getting the PS3 and Beatles Rock Band yesterday instead of waiting until the weekend. The game, as Christian said, is terrific.

Tom (pa)

Beatles Do you wanna know a secret....Brett Favre

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Get Back...Brett Favre vs. the Packers

Brett Favre (Minn.)

Let it be.

Dog Man (Edina, Minnesota)

I think TO's name should stand for "Toe Owens"!! This guys injurys keep going

jillnorman (norman)

I dreamed I won the MB Sweepstakes and Buzz came to my house to deliver the check.

Nate (Madison)

Clinton, example 1c of an impulse buy.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Buzz looks like a fat Al Davis.

Jack (NB Canada)

RGR - Helter Skelter

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Impulse? Not really, I'd had this planned for a while. I just figured they'd be sold out.

Buzz (Bristol via Norman)

Jill, here is your check for $1.

Cory (PA)

Beatles - You say goodbye and I say hello - Brett Favre

Jim Breuer (Pizza Hut Commercial)

JACKPOT!!!

Chad (Las Vegas)

I Feel Fine ...... Al Davis.

Christian (High Point, NC)

A Hard Day's Night ... Any marathon chat

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Beatles - Back to the USSR - Melanie Oudin opponents

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, you've gotta stop posting people who can't get the song titles correct.

Ryan (San Diego)

Queen - We are the Champions - Chargers in 4 months...thank you thank you

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Yellow Submarine - LSU (Sinking in the SEC)

Executors (Michael Jackson's Estate)

Everyone in this chat now owes us money!!!!

JB (TX)

I thought fred (omaha) was the only one who dreamed about Buzz. I mean, besides Matt Damon and LadyBuzz dreaming he'd leave them alone...

Steve (NJ)

This is stretching farther than the cheese in a Taco Bell burrito.

Cory (PA)

Beatles - Nowhere Man - Michael Crabtree

Christian (High Point, NC)

Who wants to remind Ryan that the Super Bowl is in 5 months?

chaz (sa tx)

*throws tomato at Ryan

Kyle (Manchester, Ga)

High Point, NC. Been there once. My company installed the basketball goals in the student recreation center, which by the way was nicer than the gym that most small colleges play thier actual games in. Nice town. Nothing blows about it. Except maybe at the gentlemens club just down the steet there from the school. Go Panthers

Steve (NJ)

Michael Jackson sold the rights back to McCartney/Yoko/Starr a few years ago to pay off his legal debts, actually.

JB (TX)

Fact: Melanie Oudin's parents are divorcing because her mom was having an affair w/Melanie's tennis coach.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Not true at all, Steve. Not to get into here, but Snopes has an article with the full info.

jillnorman (norman)

Actually the check played a more prominent role in the dream than the Buzzmaster.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Ah, Snopes...the ultimate tool in stopping people from sending you stupid forwards. A reply all with the Snopes link showing it to be completely bogus makes them stop pretty quick.

Blanket (???)

I'm rich again!!!

Steve (NJ)

Not true..? You mean i'm capable of mistakes? Hmm..guess I'm not a god after all.

Clay (Charlotte)

Jill did Buzz look like a fat version of the Rabbit-looking monster from Donnie Darko?

Neal (Philly)

I thought Buzz would fill your dream, because, you know, Buzz is fat.

Tony (Jersey)

4 more minutes until.......

Chad (Las Vegas)

That was not funny about LSU. Tennessee is sinking faster than LSU and so is UGA in the SEC.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Nice Beatles tribute chat today all. Who do we do tomorrow? Aerosmith? Van Halen? Debbie Boone?

Don (Va Beach)

Fact: I work with a chick who played on the womens basketball team at High Point who also has a brother who plays QB for Florida State.

Chad (Las Vegas)

How is Blanket rich again when the Snuggie just came out with its Designer Series?

Neal (Philly)

OOPS I Did it again. The chargers losing in the playoffs

Ryan (San Diego)

Chad I would say that Tennessee is on the way back up

Marc (Charlotte)

Beatles > Aerosmith and Van Halen combined.

Marc (Charlotte)

Neal, this is a Britney Spears reference free chat.

Neal (Philly)

I did not send in that Chargers post. I don't want a high Ryan coming after me.

Shawn Merriman (San Diego)

All You Need Is Love ..... Tila Tequila.

Ryan (San Diego)

Oh Neal, good burn. Someone in Philly should be familiar with what that looks like too. Boom, roasted

Steve (NJ)

We should throw a bone to the younger kids in the chat and do a 311 chat or something.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Are people actually trying to talk sports?

Clay (Charlotte)

Tenn is on the way back up until Sept 19th when Urban Meyer will kick Kiffin back in his hole. Have you ever seen a two point conversion when the team is up by 30? You might.

Chris O'Donnell (Gutter)

Can you guys just skip the lunch chat today? I am really hungry this morning, the dumpster behind the local IHOP was totally empty. I don't think I could take hearing about all of your delicious lunches.

Buzzmaster

  (10:49 AM)

You just wait O'Donnell. I think your show premieres in the next couple of weeks.

Tony (Jersey)

Lunch chat Lunch chat!!!

Flavor Flav (VH1)

311 is a joke

Marc (Charlotte)

The Younger Kids? What do you think the average chatter age is here?

Clay (Charlotte)

Steve 411 is the number for information, not 311

Steve (NJ)

Boom, roasted? Ryan, you're on a timeout. Go sit in the corner.

JB (TX)

I love the way ESPN.com has "Tequila" written in all those stories like it's her real last name.

Buzzmaster

  (10:51 AM)

That's the name she goes by, so that's what she's called. There are several anchors that don't go by their real names either.

Tony (Jersey)

Homemade (wife) turkey chili with cheddar cheese over white rice

Ryan (San Diego)

Steve, you have no authority over me, go read an email or a thousand

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Lunch: Grilled burger, unsweet tea.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Okay, so we did height and weight yesterday, are we doing age today?

Neal (Philly)

Lunch is another microwave meal. I'm going to turn into a TV dinner box.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Lunch: Sandwich, chips, and a soda.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Lunch chat! I think it's going to be an Italian Meatball lean pocket, or leftover burgers.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Lunch: Healthy

jillnorman (norman)

what kind of first name is Tila?

Joe Wilson (U. S. Capitol)

You Lie!

Nate (Madison)

First name of a crazy

Cory (PA)

Lunch: All burgered out still from Labor Day...Might just go with a hicken Caeser salad.

Bruce (Connecticut)

protien shake

Mike Golic (ESPN)

POTROAST!!!

Chad (Las Vegas)

I just had Fruit Loops for breakfast. Still too early to decide what's for lunch but since I have to go to Palazzo today my bet is Sushi Samba. Mmmmmm Sushi.

Bob (Blacksburg)

Lunch: CROW......because I actually thought my Hokies had a chance against Bama!!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Lunch: Probably PB and J with some pretzels and a flavored water. Have to go home to let the dogs out before the house is a mess.

Nate (Madison)

Lunch is TBA as of right now.

Clay (Charlotte)

Alright guys I actually have to work, have a great Thursday, enjoy the game tonight. Be safe, we'll see ya tomorrow. Peace.

Pete (NC)

What kind of first name is jillnorman?

Tom (River North)

I believe Tila Nguyen is Vietnamese. I say that because my friend has the same last name. And lunch is cereal. Or Eggo waffles because they are free.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Age: Let's just say that Mike Gundy and I have something in common.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

A hicken Caesar salad goes really well with hoot dogs, or so I'm told.

Willy Wonka (Chocolate Factory)

YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK!

Steve (Alpha NJ)

For Lunch I think I will have a california cheeseburger, fries and a heiniken.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Age: All jokes aside, 27.

Buzzmaster

  (10:55 AM)

I like how you subtlely leave off the unit of measure. 27? Centuries?

Chad (Las Vegas)

I am the same age as Jesus was when he died.

Trevor (Texas)

Age: 24 today...

Neal (Philly)

I just turned 27 a week ago.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

You both are subject to quick temper bursts?

jillnorman (norman)

Lunch: Crow, also.

Nate (Madison)

This is slowing starting to resemble a dating site.

Steve (NJ)

31...and growing!

Pete (NC)

Age: a quarter century. five squared. That'll keep the average MBer working for a while.

Cory (PA)

california cheeseburger - Overpriced, full of fillers, and charred to a crisp. Oh...and it has tomato and mayo.

Trevor (Texas)

Clinton, I think there is a typo in your age post...shouldn't it read either 127 or maybe 72?

Ryan (San Diego)

I am 25

Miguel Tejada (Houston)

Im 31

Buzzmaster

  (10:56 AM)

You forgot the *

Chad (Las Vegas)

A hicken Caesar salad? Is that a Caesar salad served in Kentucky?

Buzzmaster

  (10:57 AM)

I'm starting to think Chad had a very, very disturbing experience in Kentucky that he doesn't want to share but is the reason for all of his anger toward the state.

Nate (Madison)

27* (* is because I tend not to act my age unless it's warrented)

Gray (Chicago)

So nice that everyone born in the 1990s are back at school. Age - Nathan Vasher's #.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I'm surrounded by children

Bob (Blacksburg)

I am also 27. Although after playing in a beer league softball game last night, I feel 47.

Bob (Lowell)

1 hour till vacation.

Steve (NJ)

Apparently, the new, Las Vegas/Kentucky feud is up and running

Brian (Madison)

Brian is 25 and buff.

Buzzmaster

  (10:57 AM)

Booooooooooo.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Age: 32*

JB (TX)

Lunch: something cheap. I got nothing else to add so Buzz, you're fat.

Pete (NC)

Apparently, cops up in WI serve people warrents.

Jack (NB Canada)

I am the same age as Reggie Jackson's number.

Danny Almonte (via mobile)

12*

Brian (Madison, WI)

Age: 27* (*reason listed by Nate)

Steve (NJ)

Clinton is the same age as Babe Ruth's number...of home runs

Clinton (Indianapolis)

So is Jack 9 or 44? Reggie wore 9 when he was with the A's, right?

ruckus (sa tx)

im 14

Ralph (Buffalo)

Buzz's lunch. 3lb angus burger

Buzzmaster

  (10:59 AM)

OK folks. We're done here. Thanks for stopping by. We'll be back again tomorrow. Enjoy the game tonight. Until tomorrow, stay classy SportsNation!