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Buzzmaster

  (10:00 AM)

Gooooooooooooood morning!

Chris O'Donnel (Los Angeles) [via mobile]

Hey Buzz why are you guys talking about The Office and How I Met your Mother? Aren't you guys excited for my show??

Marc (Charlotte)

Morning Buzz.

Jordan (Peoria)

I dont do the facebook thing often, but when I do I always see everyone trying to be philosophers...I dont really care what your inner most thoughts are.

Marc (Charlotte)

Obviously a fake Chris O'Donnell, seeing as though the name is spelled wrong.

Cory (PA)

Good morning all

Mike (Belvidere, IL)

Good morning! I made it to the MB despite tampering attempts by First Take.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Goooooood morning Buzz.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

-waiting on my coffee- Good morning everyone

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I'm going to win this chat, despite only having 15 minutes of possession time.

Robert Henson (Washington, DC)

What qualifies you all to chat? You work 9 to 5 at McDonalds!

Buzzmaster

  (10:02 AM)

I love how that schmuck insulted so many different groups of people with one little statement.

Rich Rod (Ann Arbor)

People who go to the First Take chat need to get lives.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Good morning, Buzz Nation. It's a good day as I am now 2-0 in the MB FFL.

Jordan (Peoria)

Its pouring here but no complaints since we dont need an ark like Georgia

Bob (Lowell)

Good morning Buzz.... and your merry band of buzzards.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

'Herd playing a clip from, 'Office Space,' to start the show. Awesomesauce.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Sex Pistols on my MP3 player. Nice angry way to start the chat.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I was dreading all the complaints from Dolphins fans regarding the non-call in the end zone towards the end of the game last night ... but then I thought, do we even have any Dolphins fans in this chat?

Buzzmaster

  (10:03 AM)

Nope. All of Miami is too busy watching the Marlins on TV to have time for the Dolphins.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Robert Henson has been ejected from the chat for attempting to insult the chatters of the MB. You may now return to trolling the First Take chat Robert.

Peyton M (Indianapolis)

I just got a nice post 14 seconds in to the MB

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

Buzz, if you had $400,000 worth of jewelry in your house, wouldn't you, i don't know, buy some sort of safe? Or at the very least get insurance on said jewelry?

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

I'm not sure I would have $400K worth of jewelry. I think I might find better use of my money...but, yes, I would have some sort of safe.

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

What dummy did that? I obviously missed a piece of news.

tom* (parkville, md)

I really like the direction HIMYM is going.

Tom (West Loop)

Ha. Shows Robert how much he knows. I don't work at all. I'm in grad school.

Nate (Madison)

I'm starting to become a fan of Tennessee more and more. After Lane Kifflin's most recent comments towards Florida....he's the man.

Jordan (Peoria)

They have the 2nd highest TV ratings Buzz!

Christian (High Point, NC)

Marc: Chris had to sell that last L to pay rent on his box.

Kanye West (grabbing the mic)

Buzz, Imma let you finish...your chat is great and all, but First Take has the best chat of all time!

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Hello .... We sold a bunch of pumpkins yesterday.

Neal (Philly)

Peyton, try 12 seconds.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Greeny's rant about Henson was great this morning. It was very Clark Griswold-like. All he needed was a, 'Hallelujah! Where's the Tylenol?"

Jordan (Peoria)

Even Buzz cardboard house has a cardboard safe!

Marc (Charlotte)

How about a security system?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I just got an e-mail that reminded me that we have a case against a guy named Rambo.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

It doesn't take long to win a football game.

Cory (PA)

MB FFL, First in points and last wins. Can't explain it, can only hope it stops.

Christian (High Point, NC)

That's a 10-yard penalty on Hochuli for not getting a news reference. I'll throw in a loss of down while I'm at it.

Greg (Ellicott City)

It would take a 400k neckless just to get around Buzz's neck.

Buzzmaster

  (10:05 AM)

Oh my Grason.

The cops (Polk Co. Fla.)

This is a raid! Now hand over your Wii!

tom* (parkville, md)

To quote 90% of America: Shut up, Kanye.

Marc (Charlotte)

But now that he has a network TV show, shouldn't he have bought it back/

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Sorry Buzz but I had to do the Henson bit. He is definitely a tool and probably has several tool-like t-shirts to wear.

Lane Kiffin (Tennessee)

Players that go to Florida will most likely be working at a McDonald's

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

MB FFL, I'm 2-0, but going up against J.B.'s monster team this week. Should be fun.

Neal (Philly)

I don't feel like looking up the news reference.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Is there an exception to the "we don't want to hear about your FFL team" rule because it's a TMB league? Please say no.

David (Ottawa)

busy day, no coffee....at least I have my MB.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Thanks to the time switch I watched 'Big Bang Theory' last night. Well worth my time. I'll be back for more.

Buzzmaster

  (10:07 AM)

LadyBuzz was happy to have her favorite show back.

JB (TX)

I'm guessing if you have $400K in jewelry you have a lot of other cool stuff. Either that or you just like jewelry.

tom* (parkville, md)

Delaware is 100% certain that the Cubs will win the World Series within the next 100 years.

Tom (West Loop)

Have any of you read about "wrestlicious?" I guess the youngest guy to ever win the lottery is creating a show which involves women, wrestling and comedy.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

House is back too.

Jordan (Peoria)

I dont feel like looking up...I am that lazy

Brian (Madison, WI)

MB FFL, I forgot to change my lineup after my most recent trade. Whoever got the win because of my stupidity can thank me later. I don't remember who it was.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Tom: Living off of a couple of good players right now and would have a loss if Brian was paying attention. Should be a fun Week 3.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Christian, I'm too busy winning criminal cases or working out to concern myself with news stories. That's 15 yards for attempting to ref the Chat Ref. Still 1st down.

Jordan (Peoria)

Buzz was happy his favorite show was back too...Dancing with the Stars

Thomas (Plano)

What is likely the out come of the Nhl this Year

Marc (Charlotte)

I think House had its best episode in about 2 years last night.

Jacob (Albany, Or)

Greeny going off for all us fans with Hanson's comments was epic!!!!. I would love to have a chance to tell these high paid chumps to actually think and be thankfull that bottom line is OUR butts in the seats pay for their dam paychecks. Have a coke and a smile and SHUT THE UP AND PLAY!!!

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I could use an Egg McMuffin right now.

Nate (Madison)

Kung Fu Kid: A remake of the 1980s classic "The Karate Kid" starring Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita started filming in July and is expected to hit theaters next summer. The new version is set in China rather than California and stars Jackie Chan as Mr Miyagi while Will Smith's son, Jaden, takes the title role

Buzzmaster

  (10:10 AM)

Can we PLEASE get some creative people back in Hollywood? These remakes are really, really uninteresting.

Bob (Lowell)

Someone will win the Stanley Cup Thomas.

Cory (PA)

Dancing with the Stars...I predict Chuck Liddell gets knocked out early in the fourth round.

Buzzmaster

  (10:10 AM)

I thought MMA only went three rounds?

al (dc)

Thomas, no one will know....

Zack (Louisville, KY)

We don't want to hear about your FFL team!

Tom (West Loop)

Just looked up the reference. I guess Donte Whitner of the Buffalo Bills had his jewelery stolen from his house.

Buzzmaster

  (10:10 AM)

When did Buffalo turn into a city full of punks?

Jordan (Peoria)

Brian probably just couldnt decided who to play

David (Ottawa)

Kinda upset that im not in the FFL for the TMB`s

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

For the most part, Monday night TV isn't great any more. We actually watched 'Good Eats' for an hour last night. One episode about pancakes and another about waffles. Better than anything I could find from 8PM - 9PM (and sorry but I just don't really like HIMYM).

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Speaking of really, really uninteresting and in need of creativity, Heroes was terrible last night.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Matt Damon isnt doing any remakes...

Zack (Louisville, KY)

You're probably right, Marc. Best since the S4 two-part finale.

Scott (Brewtown)

Good Morning! Sorry I'm late. Did you miss me?.....Didn't think so. Did I miss much?....Didn't think so. Carry on.

Jordan (Peoria)

Buzz, Shut the Up!

al (dc)

It's not a Canadian FFL

Tom (West Loop)

What will happen in hockey? The Russians will win the gold medal in the Olympics, communism will make a return, and Rocky's son will fight Ivan Drago's son in Rocky 8.

Cory (PA)

Championship matches last 5, Giving him a little credit.

David (Ottawa)

MMA goes 3 rounds unless its a championship fight, those go 5 rounds

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

the wife and i find out if were having a boy or girl on friday and i think were going with Buzz either way. Although I may be tempted to go with Matt if it's a boy.

Jordan (Peoria)

Brian couldnt decide who to start. That is why he left the slot open

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

THANKS BRIAN!

Nate (Madison)

Buzz, you mean you actually don't enjoy others making money off of other's creativity? You want people to come up with their own film ideas?

Buzzmaster

  (10:12 AM)

It would be nice.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Fact: George W. Bush considered sending the military into Buffalo after 9/11.

Jordan (Peoria)

My grammar is spectacularly bad this morning

Brian (Madison, WI)

I also missed out on a win in another league because I had Wes Welker started. Wasn't on my A game this past weekend apparently.

Marc (Charlotte)

I read somewhere that they are remaking Point Break as well.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

All the creative people in Hollywood are doing animated films.

Buzzmaster

  (10:13 AM)

Apparently every idea for a movie ever has been done, so now, we just have to remake all the movies until we then have to remake the remakes.

JB (TX)

Oceans 11 was a remake of a 60s Sinatra movie.

Cory (PA)

Wasn't on A game = 3 away shots from alcohol poisoning

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Brian needs AA to bring out his A game.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Enough with the remakes. Unless the original is so old no one remembers it.

Nate (Madison)

Hockey season: San Jose boos the Canadian National Anthem starting up a firestorm, where Canadian invades the U.S. only to give us universal healthcare, then pulls back.

Don (San Francisco)

Bonus from being sick: waking up from my nap and catching Sportsnation on TV. Actually the only bonus was Michelle Beadle - the rest of the shmucks got in the way.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Buzz: They have to get all of their criming in now in Buffalo because the winter starts in two days.

tom* (parkville, md)

Buzz, with the economy being what is and movies costing what they do, movie execs feel safer making sequels and remakes. That's why I've hardly gone to any movies this year when I used to go weekly.

Buzzmaster

  (10:15 AM)

The thing that makes it extra annoying is I've probably read 10 books this year that when I was done, I thought, that would probably make a good movie.

Buzzmaster

  (10:16 AM)

And many of those books came via y'all's suggestions. I can't remember who it was, but whoever said to check out the Jack Reacher series by Lee Child was on the money.

Marc (Big D)

Buzz, they are making the Associate into a movie.

Buzzmaster

  (10:16 AM)

There's one.

Marc (Charlotte)

Shenanigans on Buzz reading.

Dave (vt)

Buzz they already made a bunch of Harry Potter movies.

Movie Execs (Hollywood)

I think we need another Land Before Time and we should remake The Hangover

Jacob (Albany, Or)

I'm waiting for the remake of Driving Miss Daisy...thats will be awsome!!!!!Must see there.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Good thing with all these remakes and uncreative movies coming out that the Oscars decided to expand from 5 to 10 best picture nominees.

Nate (Madison)

Ughhh, Canada not Canadian.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Disney is doing another version of 'A Christmas Carol' with Jim Carrey handling the voices. No difference to the story but it looks like the telling of it might be pretty solid.

Jordan (Peoria)

Brian was on his drinking game though

Neal (Philly)

Buzz knows how to read?

Jordan (Peoria)

Buzz they already made the cat in the hat and how the grinch stole Christmas into movies

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Oh yeah, at the advice of the MB, I told the guy that I wasn't driving. we stayed home and watched TV. Thanks guys.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Fact: Moneyball, the movie was put on hold...

tom* (parkville, md)

Care to recommend one of those good books, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:17 AM)

Lately it's been the Jack Reacher series by Lee Child and the John Rain series by Barry Eisler.

Tom (West Loop)

In Chicago, it costs about $50 for two people to go to the movies when you factor in tickets, snacks and parking. I'd rather go have a good meal than waste my money on some of the movies that have come out lately.

stephanie (cincy)

Buzz, y'all? You are from Jersey for crying out loud

Buzzmaster

  (10:17 AM)

That's a negative ghostrider.

Tom (West Loop)

Wait, you listened to TMB for dating advice? That was your first mistake.

David (Ottawa)

gotta go back to work...see you all tomorrow

Jordan (Peoria)

Why wont the guy drive again Robbi? Does he have a license?

Nate (Madison)

Nerd Alert: I think they should remake Clash of the Titans. That was randomly on the other week and if a good director got ahold of it, it could be pretty good.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

That's what you get from taking advice from the MB, Robbi: Nothing but satisfaction.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I definitely did a good job with drinking this past weekend though.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

Ahhh, now that's coffee. Fresh ground from Colombia, with just a lil sugar.

JB (TX)

Shawkshank 2 would be awesome. Red and Andy on the beaches in Mexico, drinking beers, fishing...actually that would suck.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

They thought about making a Buzz bio-pic, but the entire screen would have to be Buzz/the character of Buzz. You know, 'cause he's fat.

al (dc)

JB, flag for stealing an idea from teh sportsguy

Morgan (Baltimore)

My two money fantasy teams are atrocious this year. It's quite depressing.

john (North carolina)

help me settle an arguement redsox or yankees win the AL east?

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

You're joking, right?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

"Horton Hears a Who" was also turned into an animated film. I'm now waiting on "Green Eggs and Ham: The Movie."

Cory (PA)

But wait JB...they end up in Mexican prison and have to bust out again! It'd be a buddy comedy!

Scott (Brewtown)

I think they should redo Blade Runner. Nah, on second thought, I think I'll just watch the original tonight.

Jim Calhoun (Storrs)

John (NC), get some facts and come back and see me. Get some Facts!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

So he got out of paying for anything Friday, Robbi? He sounds like quite the catch.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I used "y'all" before I moved South. It's a very useful word for distinguish you (singular) from you (plural). BTW, we have a book recommendation discussion on the Facebook page for those interested.

Neal (Philly)

I'm still undecided about the girl I affectionately nicknamed "the mute."

Buzzmaster

  (10:21 AM)

LadyBuzz has a friend who's dating someone who also doesn't pay for things. They go out and she pays. They eat in and she buys the groceries. I'm not sure how they came to this arrangement, but she's not too happy about it. And as a man, I don't know why he doesn't volunteer to pay.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Meet Joe Black ( which I loved ) was a remake of Death Takes a Holiday ( which I never saw) . I could probably watch a remake of that.

Ryan (San Diego)

When are they going to remake Bio Dome?

Marc (Big D)

Stupid Fox needs to move Fringe back to Tuesday. Nothing is on tonight.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I've been reading nothing but Cormac McCarthy lately. Very surprising that more of his books aren't movies yet.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

Is this turning into a dating advice chat?

Nate (Madison)

You guys or all of you > y'all

Cory (PA)

With the death race remake and Gamer I think the stage is set for a Running Man remake...someone go dig up Richard Dawson!

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz likes Green Eggs and Ham, but then again Buzz likes everything because he's fat.

john (North carolina)

jim i got facts jus tell me your opinion

Greg (Ellicott City)

Neal, does she have man-hands?

Chris O'Donnell (NCIS: Los Angelos)

How dare you say nothing is on tonight!

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

Buzz, ever dress as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween?

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

Do Buzz Lightyear underoos count?

Brian (Madison, WI)

I play Nate in the MB FFL this week, sweet. I'm going to destroy him.

Christian (High Point, NC)

"You guys"? You're taking language lesson from Sloth?

Buzzmaster

  (10:23 AM)

Wasn't it "yous guys"?

Nate (Madison)

Ok....I'm drawing the line at Buzz talking about his underoos.

Neal (Philly)

Greg, not even close. She also does not eat her peas one at a time.

Chuck Woolery (Love Connection)

How about a little ONB? We'll be back in 2 and 2.

Buzzmaster

  (10:23 AM)

Let's do it....

Lou Piniella (Chicago)

People on my team like Jake Fox who complain about playing time need to get lives.

Kenneth (Houston,Tx)

Im a Colts fan to my heart, "Does anyone have Marvin Harrisson number. Peyton is going to need more options. A sub-par run game is not enough. With no help on defence, we need another weapon.

Brownsfan4lyfe [via mobile]

After two weeks is brady quinn the answer for the browns?

Stan (Fort Myers, FL)

If Miami goes up to Blacksburg and beats Va Tech convincingly, it seems that would justify a top 5 ranking, considering Alabama beat Va Tech at a neutral field.

chris vecchio (saugus ma)

joe morgan how was your baseball career

Internet Quote Guy (Library)

People who don't play to win the game need to get lives or go buy themselves a seat in 37F where they can get some facts and come back and see me.

RAYGORDON REID ( FORT WORTH TX 76102)

MY COMENTAT 9.55AM NOW BUZZ YO BUZZ HOWMANY YEARS YOU BEENDOINGMORNINGBUZZ

Zach Rastall (Marinette, Wisconsin)

How do the Packers lose to the Bengals?!? C'mon, the Bengals?!? RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

And that's it....

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Sadly I do not read as much as I should. When I do read, it is usually a book about sports. Can't remember the last time I read a book that did not have a sports-based theme to it.

Nate (Madison)

Brian....bet a shot of absinthe on this week's FF?

Dan (Buffalo, NY)

Babyruth!

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

Buzz, you sure that LadyBuzz's friend isn't using an escort? Just a thought.

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

No. I can not be 100% sure of that.

Cory (PA)

chris vecchio ladies and gentlemen! Asking the tough, hard-hitting questions

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

Love the Joe Pesci reference Buzz, Okeh, Okeh, Okeh!

Brian (Madison, WI)

Rastall, the Packers lose to the Bengals because they had too many penalties, couldn't run the ball, and couldn't stop the run. Seems simple.

Tom (West Loop)

I have a read a couple of the Jason Bourne books that weren't written by Ludlum. Pretty good stuff.

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

I was trying to read the originals. Very weird to read a spy-type book and have them talk about trying to find a pay phone or searching through the phone book, etc. and none of the gadgets.

Cousin Vinny (Courtroom)

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES!

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Y'all is better than yous guys.

LadyBuzz (Buzz's House)

I cannot believe you said that about my friend!

Greg (Ellicott City)

Was that the infamous Rastall that you keep talking about?

Nate (Madison)

The two yuts....

Brian (Madison, WI)

Nate, game on!

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Actually he's a pretty good guy. He bought my vehicle, and my pool. He just likes his beer and will not drive after having one. That might be TMI.

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

He bought you a car and a pool? Then I take everything back I ever said about him. You can drive him around to your dates, you know, in your car that he bought.

JB (TX)

I vote for "Y'all" as well.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I've always wanted to make the famous argument in court: "Your honor, everything that guy said is bull-----!"

Scott (Brewtown)

I thioght only the Polish people on the south side of Milwaukee said yous guys?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

See, the MB FFL brings us closer together. That's a good thing, right? Right? Right?

Marc (Big D)

They really need to make a legit pirate movie, none of this Johnny Depp stuff. Make it dark and highlight them for the bad people they were.

Scott (Brewtown)

I've been reading the Artemis Fowl series, and yes I know they were written for 'young adults', but who cares, it's enjoyable reading.

JB (TX)

Also, the Pack let Antwan Odom get 5 sacks. Don't forget that.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

My Cousin Vinny was a great Pesci movie with the Karate Kid and I can't remember that chick's name.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Tom, try reading Ludlums actual books. All are gems. Except for Road to Omaha.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Speaking of pirates, what have the Somali pirates been up to lately? Haven't heard from them in a while.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Robbi has a sugar daddy.

john (North carolina)

can someone help me out

Brian (Madison, WI)

Started co-ed softball last night. Wasn't as brutal as I thought it was going to be.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

Nate and Brian had a small cameo in that SNL movie Night at the Roxbury.

Nate (Madison)

But YOU guys is better than y'all. Y'all makes it sound like you flunked out of a Arkansas english class.

al (dc)

Marissa Tomei! She won an oscar! she dated George, she's hot

tom* (parkville, md)

Marissa Tomei

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Watch out talking about Johnny. He is a Ky guy.

stephanie (cincy)

why are we choosing between two words that butcher the English language?

Nate (Madison)

An Arkansas english class, not a Arkansas english class. God I can't type today.

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

Maybe YOU flunked out of the Arkansas English class.

JB (TX)

Robbi would never have a sugar daddy, she likes her tea unsweet!!! Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week...

Christian (High Point, NC)

Artemis Fowl is good, but a little repetitive plot-wise.

Nate (Madison)

(Laughing) I just noticed that.....

Zack (Louisville, KY)

Maybe he PASSED the UW English class.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

American English is butchered to begin with.....why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway....no wonder immigrants are confused.

al (dc)

i dont like it when people capitalize a word in a sentance for emphasis....get over YOURself

bob (nc)

just completed(caught up on) 3 days of paper work. but then again i am just a dimwitted mcdonalds employee who knows nothing about football.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Saw the headline from ABC News: "Arrest in Ritzy N.Y. Hotel Knife Killing." Instantly thought of Stephanie.

Tom (West Loop)

Wow, JB. Just wow.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

That's right.

Neal (Philly)

Dave, that was one of Larry Andersen's shallow thoughts a few years ago.

tom* (parkville, md)

While traveling once I stopped in an Arkansas town and tried to find a bookstore. I spent about an hour searching. The only reading materials I found for sale were Bibles and hair-styling magazines.

Nate (Madison)

al, why don't you capitalize your name?

al (dc)

why do people post comments to this chat? (i mean below this box, not the actual banter)

Christian (High Point, NC)

And it was a George Carlin joke a few decades ago

Brian (Madison, WI)

Half the time I'm drunk and slur my words so I don't really care if I use proper English.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I actually believe that tom*

al (dc)

lazy

Hayden (Logan, UT)

I watched Heroes instead of football, shame on me? Na, in the NFL, my interst is waning

Cory (PA)

Yeah that parkway/driveway schtick goes back many, many, MANY years.

stephanie (cincy)

I was no where near that hotel

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

They should have a Drunkenese dictionary so we can better understand Brian

Hayden (Logan, UT)

JB, hows that crush on the chick on your apartment? Gotten any weirder?

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Y'all (sorry) are really funny today.

Neal (Philly)

I don't even go back many years.

al (dc)

in actuality, i think there was another Al in here a tone point a few years ago, i did the lowercase to differentiate -- that was before we had locations -- i think

Tom (West Loop)

I once stopped in Arkansas on the way from Houston to Memphis. The waiter was a guy from the upper peninsula of Michigan. Nothing like hearing a combo of a slightly Canadian/Souther accent

t s eliot (st louis)

what is Wrong with using capitalization for Emphasis

Hayden (Logan, UT)

Is it beer thirty already?

Buzzmaster

  (10:35 AM)

Always.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Dave stole that from some comedian but I cannot remember which one.

JB (TX)

I still haven't talked to her. Called once, texted once, nothing.

Scott (Brewtown)

i mIsS tHe chAT wHeN EvEryTHing

tom* (parkville, md)

Most people I tell that story to are amazed I'd think I'd find a book in Arkansas. There was a huge bookstore once I crossed the line into Texas.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Y'all is of better construction than Ain't. It's a contraction of "you all", which, while not technically grammatically correct (that would be "all of you") still adequately conveys its meaning. I predict that "y'all" will enter general population usage in the next few decades.

Nate (Madison)

I might have put down y'all, but I love when southern girls say it with their accent. I'm a hypocrite.

Marc (Charlotte)

Pop Tarts must be ready.

Tom (West Loop)

Nate, I completely agree with you. Hearing a southern girl say "y'all" makes it sound correct.

tom* (parkville, md)

I love the word y'all. It flows so much easier than "you guys".

al (dc)

What if it isnt a "question?" Albeit this is a question, but sometimes it is a "comment."

Neal (Philly)

Isn't ain't am not condensed?

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Gee Nate, a drunken hypocrite.

al (dc)

like Jordan? I must admit Buzz, you were right that Jordan would beat Natalie -- stupid america's vote

Buzzmaster

  (10:39 AM)

Jordan also beat Kevin in America's vote, I learned.

Marc (Charlotte)

Nate isn't drunk right now... are you Nate?

Christian (High Point, NC)

I love the LadyBuzz kickball updates. It's like Buzz is turning Sportsnation into a Peter King column.

Buzzmaster

  (10:40 AM)

I'm hoping to have some winning news for next week. At the very least there will be an update on the post-game tailgate, which supposedly is a good one.

Nate (Madison)

So our coed team has some pretty cool people on it, of course after the game we went out for "one" and it turned to much more.

Buzzmaster

  (10:40 AM)

So, you are drunk today. Thanks for clearing that up for everyone.

John (Lexington, KY)

By the way, watching the Colts win and then watching the premiere of House right afterward was pure heaven

al (dc)

At what age should one stop playing in a kickball league?

al (dc)

That doesnt surprise me -- Kevin woulda steal beat Jordan...right?

Buzzmaster

  (10:42 AM)

Don't know. Jordan had Jeff, Michelle and America. If Natalie stuck to her word, she would have voted for Jordan too.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Damnit! Big Brother is over! Stop it!

Marc (Charlotte)

al, please read some of the previous chat sessions before questioning the legitimacy of kickball as an intermural sport.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

I'm waiting for co-ed softball leagues to start here, being in a college town makes for some pretty scenery.

Brian (Madison, WI)

It's Nate's fault. He kept asking if we should have one more. I kept saying it's up to you. Most people in this chat can figure out what Nate decided.

Neal (Philly)

I can't wait to watch Kevin Kolb's second start live on Sunday.

Brian (Madison, WI)

People should stop playing kickball at 54. Don't set age limits al.

tom* (parkville, md)

One should stop playing kickball when they can no longer kick.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Stop with the BB please.

Buzzmaster

  (10:43 AM)

I told y'all that I would bring it back just to tick y'all off.

Neal (Philly)

I'm sure Nate twisted Brian's arm to have another.

Matt (via Albany) [via mobile]

Nate and Brian are like the robots on Futurama; they need booze in order to function.

Hayden (Logan, UT)

I love beer league softball, we always ge disqualified though

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

And MB'ers are also unsurprised that you passed the decision to someone else, Brian.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

I'd say its not an age thing, but a weight thing. If you weigh half as much as Buzz, you probably shouldn't play kickball.

tom* (parkville, md)

Big Brother is never over. Big Brother is watching you.

Mike Singletary (San Francisco)

Big Brother chat? Here goes the pants fellas!!

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

Anyone interested in the Cleveland show premiere Sunday? His kid couldn't kick a can.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Dodgeball > Kickball > 4square > hopscotch

tom* (parkville, md)

With all due respect, Brian, why to you let Nate make decisions for you?

Christian (High Point, NC)

Ooh, let me try italics. y'all

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Oh right, It's all Nate's fault..

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

See that y'all? You complained about MB FFL chat and it turned into BB chat. The grass isn't always greener.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Decisions are easier when other people make them for you. That way you can blame others.

chaz (satx)

i come just i time for lunch chat and i get kickball chat??!? sweeet.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Did Brian just advocate an age limit in the same post that he said not to have an age limit? And why am I surprised by this?

Scott (Brewtown)

You should not stop playing any sport until your body can't do it any more. My father played co-ed ball with me when I was in my 20 and he in his 50's, and I hope to do the same with my son who is 11 and I'm 45.

Nate (Madison)

Is there anything more annoying than running into an ex? At the tailgate for the game on Saturday I ran into one of my annoying ones that wouldn't leave my group alone and was trying to "build herself up" in front of me....again. At least I pawned two free beers off here before I could convince my buddies to get outta there.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

I'm waivering for a better team, JB. Maybe by week 8 my fortunes will change in MB FFL.

Cory (PA)

Anybody want to hear about my Big Brother Fantasy league?

Reid (Denver)

You s--k buzz nothing but jb, christian, nate robbi , scott posts.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

People watching is my favorite sport.....Walmart at 2am here is a riot

JB (TX)

Can't we just chat about how fat Buzz is? That's usually a uniting force amongst us.

Greg (Ellicott City)

and now 1 too many Reid posts...

Nate (Madison)

I will say he did ask me if we should get another pitcher. The team was having a good time and the beer tasted good so I felt we should support our sponser a couple more times.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I agree with Reid. Sticking with just "christian" posts would be a lot better.

John (Lexington, KY)

Odds Florida either gets crushed by the Swine flu or gets lost on the way to UK and has to forfeit? Either would be nice this weekend

Chad (Las Vegas)

I got nothing.

Cory (PA)

Holy hell, a nice shot by Grason.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Or making fun of Rastall. United we stand.

Nate (Madison)

I think Buzz realizes Brian and I are trying to pad our stats for a hopeful HOF entry in the near future.

Jordan (Peoria)

Reid you are THE SUCK!

JB (TX)

Also someone tell Reid you're allowed to spell out suck.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Did Reid actually type s--k or did the chat auto-convert suck?

Chad (Las Vegas)

Florida could play their 3rd string team and beat UK.

Hayden (Logan, UT)

If our bosses let us drink at work, I wouldn't come in hungover anymore

Buzzmaster

  (10:49 AM)

That would be great. Beers at work. Then whenever you sent an e-mail, you had one of those contraptions they have on the cars of guys with too many DUIs connected to your computer. If you blow a BAC over the legal limit, you're not allowed to send e-mail.

John McEnroe (NYC)

REID, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!?!?

Scott (Brewtown)

I believe the auto convert looks like this: #

John (Lexington, KY)

Easy now. LSU thought that too a couple years back

Alex (Littleton, CO)

I apologize on behalf of my state for the ogre posts.

Neal (Philly)

If we could drink at work, Buzz wouldn't be able to post anything we send in.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

I got invited to a pajama party this weekend by Delta Gamma sorority. I don't have any pajamas, so I have a dilemma.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

So glad I don't have to garner votes for the Hall of Fame anymore.

Brett Favre (MN)

I am not in the state of Florida, therefore, there is no reason to talk about it.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Alas Chad, that's probably true, but I will root for UK anyway.

Reid (Denver)

pretty sad when jordan has to do your bidding buzz. retire old man.

Tom (West Loop)

As I watch more and more Mad Men, I think they definitely need to bring back drinking in the office.

Matt (via Albany) [via mobile]

Lunch Chat: Chinese food, beef with brocoli

Todd (Houston)

What do you think of Tate Forcier's future in college football? Heisman? National Championship?

Rich Rod (Ann Arbor, MI)

You people still talking about the MB Hall of Fame need to get a life.

Jordan (Peoria)

Nate is sounding like Ron Santo stumping for the HOF

Robbi's Boyfriend (Clinton, KY)

We are watching from my place, because I aint driving

JB (TX)

If we could drink at work I wouldn't have to hide this flask, instead I'd have a blender on my desk making margaritas.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

My friend installed a pneumatic beer tube in his apartment so he can send beers to his recliner from the kitchen, WTH his hands don't work?

Zack (Louisville, KY)

What's for Lunch?

Neal (Philly)

Lunch: pizza

Nate (Madison)

Don't compare me to a Cub!!!

Buzzmaster

  (10:52 AM)

Yeah! Compare him to a third-place Brewer instead!

Chad (Las Vegas)

Dragon Noodle Company for lunch; new place in Monte Carlo have to try it out.

Brian (Madison, WI)

They should have the BAC machine on computers and phones when you go to send a text.

John (Lexington, KY)

Having student tickets is a profitable enterprise. I can sell mine and then buy Colts Patriots tickets and have money to spare. Seems pretty ridiculous

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Lunch: Ham and cheese sammich on sourdough made by . . . me.

Jordan (Peoria)

That blender is actually in the aisle at Best Buy that JB works at.

Chad (Las Vegas)

UK thought they had LSU beat a few years ago as well. That was a waste of a gatorade bath on the UK coach.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Lunch: Ham sandwich, pasta sald, unsweet tea.

Scott (Brewtown)

Lunch: I need a change of pace and I have an appointment in Kenosha, so maybe a little detour into Illinois for a Portillo's Chicago styl dog. Mmmmmm!

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Wow, I want to work with JB.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Wouldn't the beer arrived shaken up and foamy?

Nate (Madison)

Ohhhh Buzz......it's on.

Antball (Lewisville GA)

Payton Manning is much better than Drew Brees. Manning wins with his mind as ell as his arm. He is an audible genius

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Lunch: Chicago Dog(s), Rings, Green River

Brian (Madison, WI)

Didn't the Cubs take the Brewers to the wood shed last night?

Crocodile Dundee (Down Unda)

Lunch, picking my teeth with my knife for leftover breakfast.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Lunch: I'm sick of Apple-Walnut salads and pepperoni pizza lean pockets. So ... PB and J?

John (Lexington, KY)

Yes, KY has lost before to LSU etc. Good point

Jordan (Peoria)

Peyton Manning has mind control powers?

Zack (Louisville, KY)

But I haven't grabbed my bags yet!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

LUNCH: No boss today so I am on my own to choose what I want and where I want to eat it. How about Sam's Club for a 1/4 Nathan's Hoot Dog, a soft pretzel, and a Coke Zero? Anyone want to come?

Chad (Las Vegas)

Drew Brees is THE BEST QB in the league right now. Not on the best team, just best QB.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Lunch: I'll let someone else decide.

Christian (High Point, NC)

And Antball wins "Best Imitation of an ONB post" for today.

Hayden (Logan, UT)

I dont want to work with JB

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I should take up drinking so I can be more in touch with the MB chat regulars.

Da Cubs (Chicago)

Lunch: Doritos with artiCHOKE dip. Salad with bloser cheese dressing and a glass of red whine.

John (Lexington, KY)

Brady starts crying on the sideline if he's in Peyton's shoes sitting for thirty mins at a time

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

It actually works Christian, but he needs like 4 more of em for his buds. Then it would be cool.

Jordan (Peoria)

Lunch: meeting today...There are going to be some fireworks so I will just sit back, eat my sammich, and watch

Mike Golic (ESPN)

POTROAST!!!

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Looks liked its time for some more Rocktober.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

Lunch - dreams of dinner

JB (TX)

Lunch: Maybe Popeyes. Also, that beer tube from the fridge thing was on an old episode of the Cosby Show. Except I think they used root beer instead. Lame.

Cory (PA)

Lunch: cold medicine

Christian (High Point, NC)

Clinton's Lunch: Free steak at a local steakhouse, which he will not be passing up.

Fake Brian` (Madison, WI)

Should I have a sandwich and beer or pasta and beer...Damn it! It is too hard to decide...I am going to call Nate

Greg (Ellicott City)

Lunch: pizza!

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Sex Pistols to start the chat, The Muppets (Can You Picture That?) to finish. Not bad at all.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Woah...hold on there. Root beer is still awesomesauce.

John (Lexington, KY)

Peyton > Brees > Brady

Christian (High Point, NC)

Birch Beer > Cream Soda > Root Beer

Nate (Madison)

Buzz, watch this Clemson fan react to losing to GT with Fowler/James/Palmer all enjoying it. It is clean and hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WBmrrRKg-c

Buzzmaster

  (10:58 AM)

I saw that. It was hilarious.

Jason (Ellicott City)

Lunch: Pizza

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Another great hour of chat, MBers. As for Reid, well deal with us. Have a great rest of your day, stay safe, and y'all come back tomorrow for more fun. Later.

Dave (Tallahassee, FL)

-refilling coffee jug- Everyone have a Grrreeaaattttt Daaaayy, wow I'm feeling like Buzz.

Hayden (Logan, UT)

lunch: digesting JB's likes and dislikes again, ahhhh

JB (TX)

Brees > Peyton > Matt Ryan > Brady. Yeah, I said it.

Mike (Belvidere, IL)

Chinese Buffet > Pizza Buffet > Old Country Buffet.....Chinese buffet for lunch.

Scott (Brewtown)

Have a swell day everyone!

Chad (Las Vegas)

Peyton has never been > Brady and Brees has only been > both the past 2 seasons, which I recognize Brady as being hurt for 1 of those.

Jim (Del)

ginger ale- sarsaparilla-black cherry

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Everyone have a good day. Bye y'all.

Nate (Madison)

I just wanted to post ONE (that's for you al) more time for Reid. Everyone have a great day and try to stay dry, seems like it's raining everywhere.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Have a good day y'all. Nevermind...it only sounds good when a lady says it.

Mike (Belvidere, IL)

Hey Scott (Brewtown), 1950 called, they want the word swell back.

Hayden (Logan, UT)

Later Buzz, keep the beer flowing today

Buzzmaster

  (11:00 AM)

Thanks for stopping by everyone. We'll be back again tomorrow. Until then, stay classy SportsNation!

Chad (Las Vegas)

It's not raining in Vegas. Unless PacMan Jones is hear again.

George McFly (Hill Valley)

Milk......Chocolate!

Christian (High Point, NC)

Y'all have a great Tuesday!

Greg (Ellicott City)

Stay fat buzz.