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Buzzmaster

  (10:00 AM)

Morning 'Nation

Clay (Hillsdale, MI)

Is it 10 yet? Where's Buzz? I need something to liven up my morning.

Marc (Charlotte)

10:00 Buzz is late.

Bob (Lowell)

Good Friday morning everyone. How long till the debrie(sp) from the moon hits us?

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, start the chat early.

Dave (vt)

Let's get started a little early on this wonderful friday.

Swing flu (everywhere)

I'm looking for Buzzmaster.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Where did my Buzz go?

Buzzmaster

  (10:02 AM)

I'm right here

Greg (Ellicott City)

Thank god.

Greg (Ellicott City)

I was beginning to get worried.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Starting the chat with a bit of Gnarls Barkley again today. Good stuff.

Matt (IN)

Do we have a fake Buzz again?

Buzzmaster

  (10:02 AM)

That's Lady Buzz to you!

J-Man (PA)

So, how's everyone? No one has swine flu right?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Let's find out if this is Fake Buzz: Buzz are you from New Jersey?

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

I'm from everywhere you ain't

Clay (Hillsdale, MI)

Mustaches? Fearitself? What the hell's going on

Greg (Ellicott City)

How do you feel about buffets Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:05 AM)

Nasty ...i don't eat food that's been picked over by people I don't know

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Good morning. The Cardinals lost. I am unhappy and it is still raining cats and dogs.

Kanye West (grabbing the mic)

Holliday Imma let you finish. Your defensive miscue was good and all, but Bill Buckner had the best defensive miscue of all time!

Rich Rodriguez (Michigan)

People that can't catch routine fly balls need to practice harder......and get lives.

Adam Wainwright (St. Louis)

Teams need to ban waving towels so Holliday can catch fly balls.

Matt Holliday (St. Louis)

My old little league coach used to say catch with 2 hands. Guess he was right.

J-Man (PA)

This is crazy. The cards' SUCK! You all know that.

Scott (Brewtown)

Freeze warnings for tonight and Saturday night with snow flurries on Sunday. It's October 9th. I hate Wisconsin.

Matt (IN)

*applause* Nice Kanye post.

Marc (Charlotte)

Raining Cats and Dogs?!? Must be a result of our bombing of the moon.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

I had to switch back and forth from the game to The Office last night. The wedding was OK. I have a sore throat from screaming at the TV.

fred (omaha)

buzz i hope youre proudly wearing the black and purple today rocktober is back, go rockies

J-Man (PA)

I give your joke 4 ha has! Nice one Marc

Everyone (Everywhere)

We hate Wisconsin, too. And you, Wisconsion!

stephanie (cincy)

Who here had cheese on their lawn this morning?

Buzzmaster

  (10:08 AM)

Huh?

Tom (Wrigleyville)

Tom Emanski never would have tolerated such things from Matt Holliday.

Bob (Lowell)

Don't really care about the Cards/Dodgers but that error cost me my streak.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

So Fake Buzz is female? I guess that means most regular chatters will be too afraid to type anything, a la Raj from Big Bang Theory.

David (Ottawa)

Let`s not talk about The Office, haven`t seen it yet, its sitting on the DVR for after work

Greg (Ellicott City)

I hate Wisconsin but not as much as I hate Vermont.

Marc (Charlotte)

I wanted a ham and cheese sweet potato biscuit this morning but the place that has them doesn't open until 7 and I was gone already.

John Mellencamp (Pink House)

And the chat....comes tumblin' down...

Cory (PA)

Help...my refresh isn't refreshing! Or did you have a heart attack Buzz? You know, 'cause you're fat.

Buzzmaster

  (10:16 AM)

Hey hey hey ...I'm Lady Buzz and I'm PHAT not fat

Pink Floyd (Comfortably Numb)

Is there anyone out there?

Clay (Hillsdale, MI)

Were you not here yesterday? Wisconsion guy was putting down cheese.

David (Ottawa)

What's the right way to tell someone in your office to take a shower? Can't deal with funny smelling people this morning

J-Man (PA)

C'mon people open yer mouths!

Keith (MD)

Buzz, put the pop tart down. We have some snarking to do.

Justin (Marinette)

What's to hate about WISCONSIN?!

Ryan (San Diego)

If you're Lady Buzz then where is Matt Damon?

Buzzmaster

  (10:17 AM)

That is need to know info and you don't need to know!

Replacement Buzz (Bristol)

I just had to go get a a ham and cheese sweet potato biscuit!

Cory (PA)

Oh, wow...open mouth and insert foot. Sorry ma'am.

David (Ottawa)

Whoaaa Lady Buzz is in the building? Lady Buzz, whens your next kickball game?

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

Monday morning

Brian (Madison, WI)

Fake Buzz and it's a Lady Buzz, that would explain the tardiness even more.

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

I was on time today

Christian (High Point, NC) [via mobile]

I thought LadyBuzz was Buzz' wife ...

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

We're just "friends"

Scott (Brewtown)

Hey Lady Buzz, how's Matt Damon doing?

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

Fine I guess

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Hold on, is this really LadyBuzz? Can we ask you personal and embarrassing questions about Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

Sure why not

Brian (Madison, WI)

How much is Buzz paying you to be his replacement?

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

He pay me with his love and he give me all the love I can handle

stephanie (cincy)

Lady Buzz, why kickball?

Buzzmaster

  (10:20 AM)

Have you ever played? Fun game!

Keith (MD)

Buzz, your not taking Monday off to find a new continent, are you?

Buzzmaster

  (10:21 AM)

He's taking Monday off to attend the Jets/Dolphins game

fred (omaha)

hi ladybuzz, im a good friend of buzz from way back. can i have your new phone number?

Buzzmaster

  (10:21 AM)

Sure ...860-555-1234

Justin (Ohio)

Has to be Lady Buzz. The real Buzz would never chat this much. He is way to lazy for this.

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

You know us girls love to talk

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

What is your opinion on open v. cash bars at weddings?

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

Bars should always be open NEVER cash

David (Ottawa)

Honestly, whats Buzz tipping the scales at? I always pictured him being at least 230 lbs

Buzzmaster

  (10:23 AM)

He lost a couple pounds, he's around 228 now

Keith (MD)

Buzz, showing us his female side which is large also, since you know, he is phat.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

How much does Buzz fill you in on the goings on in this chat?

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

He doesn't. We don't talk about work related stuff

Cory (PA)

The girls in this chat love stabbing people and unsweetened iced tea.

David (Ottawa)

Hey Lady Buzz, you're looking good this morning

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

Thanks David (wink wink)

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Is Buzz really all that fat?

Buzzmaster

  (10:25 AM)

He's a bit on the heavy side

Greg (Ellicott City)

What do you do LadyBuzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:25 AM)

for fun? for work? gotta be more specific

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Lady Buzz, how are the kickball games going?

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

it's starting to get a little cold up here to be playing outside but other than that they are cool

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

What do you do for fun?

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

Watch the Giants go 5-0

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

How YOU doin'?

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

Alright!

Matt (IN)

This is hilarious.

David (Ottawa)

What do you do for work?

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

Stay pretty

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That wink wink is not gonna go past me. Personnal Foul on LadyBuzz, 15 yards, first down

Justin (Ohio)

Are you more of a The Talented Mr. Ripley or Bourne Identity girl?

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

Bourne Identity girl

Ryan (San Diego)

What are your top 5 favorite movies?

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

Coming to America, Hangover, Harlem Nights, Hoosiers and Love and Basketball

Justin (Ohio)

Okay this is getting completely creepy.

Richard (Wisconsion)

Who will win the world series.

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

Who watches baseball? The WNBA Finals are on

Marc (Charlotte)

Steph isn't here and Lady Buzz is vehemently agaisnt cash bars. Yup, Steph is LadyBuzz.

Inquiring Minds (Wanting to know)

Earlier you said you and Buzz were just friends. Are you A Lady Buzz, or THE LadyBuzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

THE Lady Buzz

Barack (1600 Penn.)

Why hasn't anyone congratulated me on my big win today?

Buzzmaster

  (10:30 AM)

GREAT JOB!

Ryan (San Diego)

Coming to America...yes! Excellent choice

dave (home)

who watches the wnba finals?

Buzzmaster

  (10:31 AM)

I do ...Let's go Phoenix!

Rickey Henderson (HOF)

Barack may have won the Nobel, but I am the greatest of all!

Justin (Ohio)

For the first time in my life I am curious on what they are chatting about in your take on first take. Make this stop.

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

I suggest you go take a look if you don't want to be here anymore

dave (home)

what big win,barack?

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

Umm ...He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Somebody needs to watch more CNN.

Marc (Charlotte)

Did the Basketball Hall of Fame announce that the Pres was being inducted yet?

Justin (Ohio)

Okay I don't care if this is Buzz or Lady Buzz the idea that either one of you know who is in the WNBA finals is sad.

Buzzmaster

  (10:33 AM)

Watch yourself ...the Finals are GREAT!

Ryan (San Diego)

Have you at any point in your time knowing the buzz, seen him with his collar popped?

Buzzmaster

  (10:34 AM)

Every time we go out

dave (home)

wnba...boring!!!!!!!!

Buzzmaster

  (10:34 AM)

to each their own ...I think baseball is boring

David (Ottawa)

WNBA finals are tied 2-2, Turasi is a great player and would probably destroy Justin in any sort of basketball game

Buzzmaster

  (10:34 AM)

agreed

The Suits (Bristol)

Uh, LadyBuzz, we do not acknowledge CNN around here. They need to watch more ABC Nightly News!

Justin (Ohio)

What, now you're Tony the Tiger?

John (Lexington, KY)

You are supposed to say ABC Ms. Buzz

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

That was quite a surprise Mr. President. We are proud of you!

Bob (Lowell)

Dave, turn on the TV. He was elected President.

Christian (High Point, NC) [via mobile]

We should be taking the WNBA finals seriously in here since Taurasi pulled a Nate and Brian.

Nate (Madison)

WNBA, where yawning happens.

Buzzmaster

  (10:36 AM)

MLB, where flat out falling asleep happens

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Where are Nate and Brian?

David (Ottawa)

Justin: I've played aganist some of the best female players in Canada and let me tell you, they are GOOD. Way better then any of you, that's for sure. Girls don't miss jump shots, ever.

stephanie (cincy)

How an it be 10:35 and someone on line does not know that our Prez won the Nobel Prize?

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who watch CNN need to get lives

Jack (NB Canada)

This chat is a bad episode of The Twilight Zone.

Buzzmaster

  (10:37 AM)

Then don't watch!

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Lady Buzz, this kind of nonsense cannot be tolerated any longer. One more outburst like that and I'm running you.

Brian (Madison, WI)

MLB, where falling asleep happens? Is that what happened to Matt Holliday right before he got hit in the junk?

Nate (Madison)

I'm trying to get through, but Fake Lady Buzz has it out for me.

Buzzmaster

  (10:38 AM)

I have it out for everybody

Greg (Ellicott City)

Sports Nation, where way too much sports talk happens.

Buzzmaster

  (10:38 AM)

thank you

Keith (MD)

I agree those girls could kick everyone of our butts in basketball but that does not mean the games are worth watching.

Justin (Ohio)

David, you are a loser. Playing basketball against girls? Do you do girl style push ups too?

John (Lexington, KY)

Who cares if they could beat me? Can they beat an NBA team? A decent college team? Doubt it

Buzzmaster

  (10:41 AM)

You can't compare the WNBA to the NBA. Men vs. women. John get it together please.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

The good thing with the WNBA stars is that they can set up youth camp without the fear of being dunked on.... thank you, thank you, I'll be there same day next week

Nate (Madison)

God, I'm not in the mood for the argument that is about to happen.....thanks David/Justin/John.

Justin (Ohio)

They couldn't beat an average high school team.

Buzzmaster

  (10:42 AM)

Justin please go away

dave (home)

that is why its called SPORTSNATION greg

David (Ottawa)

Justin: You've obviously never played any sort of NCAA basketball. The guys team routinely plays the girls team. Get a life.

Jason (Tampa)

Basketball, Baseball and Hockey are boring in the regular season. Postseason defines those sports. Football and College Football are meaningful week in and week out

Buzzmaster

  (10:43 AM)

No more WNBA talk ...what's the big plan for the weekend?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I liked today better when we were talking about how fat Buzz is.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Lady Buzz, don't worry about these chumps complaining about the chat and arguing about the WNBA, you are doing a fine job.

Buzzmaster

  (10:44 AM)

Thanks Cal

Nate (Madison)

My big plan? To write Buzz a cruel post for his unexpected absence.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

I agree with Tom, let's get back to talking about how fat Buzz is.

Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)

Rickey's big plan for the weekend is to continue being the greatest of all-time

stephanie (cincy)

Big Plan= Football all day.

Don (San Francisco)

Big plan for the weekend = wondering why I didn't plan a trip to Vegas.

Scott (Brewtown)

Since it's a bye week around these here parts, I'll be catching up on a lot of chores this weekend.

John (Lexington, KY)

Lady Buzz, are you at Bristol or at home?

Buzzmaster

  (10:45 AM)

Bristol baby

JB (TX)

Weekend plans: driving to Austin to tailgate for Texas/Colorado tomorrow. And yes, I will be getting my Nate and Brian on.

Cory (PA)

Weekend plans: Hulu missed sitcoms from the week, watch Phillies beat Rockies, watch Eagles destroy Tampa bay, and laugh at Brian (Madison) for the Steve Smith/Desean jackson trade. Thanks Brian!

Matt (IN)

My big plan is to find out where Noah's Ark is, because apparently it is not ever going to stop raining. Between 3-5 inches has already fallen and more to come.

John (Lexington, KY)

Every time I read Bill Simmon's Vegas article it makes me want to get on a plane and go party

Pete (NC)

I posted this yesterday, but I'll repost for LadyBuzz. LadyPete is out of town so it's a weekend full of football, playoffs, junk food, and all-around laziness. 5:00 can't get here fast enough.

Bob (New Jersey)

mustaches with dr. perlut wow

Alex (Littleton, CO)

"Bristol Baby"? Are you lady Buzz or Lady Vitale?

Buzzmaster

  (10:46 AM)

I love Dicky V. He's great as what he does.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

My big plans for the weekend: Giving my wife the day off from toddler-raising tomorrow while she goes out with friends, then mixing house and yardwork with football on Sunday. Exciting, I know.

John (Lexington, KY)

So either it's bring your wife to work day, or you are a fake Lady Buzz

Christian (High Point, NC) [via mobile]

Planning on watching the Florida/LSU game to see which team tOSU is going to lose to in the national championship this year.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Big Plan, hopefully watching the Twins and the Vikes win this weekend.

Cassie (North Dakota)

Road trip to the Yankees- Twins game!

Matt (IN)

Everytime I read Bill Simmons Vegas article I thought about how sad it is that he's desperately trying to recapture his youth.

Buzzmaster

  (10:48 AM)

I'll be watching football and going to a comedy club.

Cory (PA)

Quick lunch poll for my fellow MB'ers...Diner food w/ poor service or Subway?

fred (omaha)

i love comedy clubs, me and buzz had a great time the last time

Brian (Madison, WI)

Weekend plans: Playing in a golf outing. Forecast for this golf outing: Mid-40s and potential snow flurries.

Mike Golic (ESPN)

POTROAST!!!

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Subway Buffalo Chicken!

Brian (Madison, WI)

5 dollar, 5 dollar, 5 dollar foot loooong.

stephanie (cincy)

Subway, no tipping involved

Cassie (North Dakota)

Subway!

dave (home)

almost lunch chat time

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

for lunch: Subway, for dinner: I prefer the diner food

Buzz (not at work)

Lunch: Everything, because I'm fat.

Ryan (San Diego)

Too many of you guys eat subway

Bob (Lowell)

If you were a Detroit fan you could kill two birds with one stone.

dave (home)

lunch tuna sandwich

Cory (PA)

When there is poor service there's still no tipping involved. but Subway it is, the mob has spoken!

Scott (Brewtown)

Lunch: Honey roasted Turkey on a sesame seed bun, with a side of Deviled egg potato salad and a H2o to wash it all down

The Suits (Bristol, CT)

Who is going to get us our Lattes today? DJ GALLO! WHERE YOU AT?

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

And you pop your collar. Subway wins.

Lane Kiffin (Knoxville)

Lady Buzz have you gotten your flu shot yet?

Buzzmaster

  (10:51 AM)

Not yet

Bob (Seattle)

subway

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

If you go to Subway Cory, make sure they don't cut your footlong with the same knife they cut all the other sandwiches with. That knife they use to cut every sub is disgusting, all the mayo and sauces from everyone's sub that was made before yours....gross!

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Lunch: Red beans and rice, unsweet tea.

Scott (cincy)

french bread pizza with wine in a can

stephanie (cincy)

Note to football players in Oklahoma: DO NOT have dinner at Deion Sanders house

JB (TX)

The other day I went to Subway and some woman ordered just the little tray of Teriyaki chicken. No sandwich, just the chicken. I wanted to explain to her there are plenty of Chinese food places around the area, but I figured why bother?

Kanye West (LA)

Subway, I'm real happy for your sandwiches, and Ima let you finish, but Quizno's has some of the best sandwiches ever!

Tom (Wrigleyville)

Lunch: undecided. Since it's my bday I want something good.

Buzzmaster

  (10:53 AM)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Cory (PA)

Thanks CAL...but I think you worry too much. Are you secretly larry David?

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

lunch: driving to the hometown, I'll probably grab something to eat on the road. I don't know yet what

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Ummmm.....Quizo's

Tom (Wrigleyville)

Stephanie, shouldn't that note apply to all football players? Deion caused problems for Crabtree, and now Dez Bryant.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Happy Birthday to Tom and my granddaughter Maya.

Cory (PA)

Know what Quizno's doesn't have? A shop around me.

stephanie (cincy)

Lunch: Panera's, a client is buying

Scott (Brewtown)

Happy Birthday Tom, you old buck!

Brian (Madison, WI)

The real question is why does it seem like Deion Sanders is stalking all of these college football players. Seems like I've heard his name linked to a bunch of players in the past few years.

Rick (Tampa, FL)

Thank you for not posting my comments Buzz, I get nothing and like it...

Buzzmaster

  (10:54 AM)

any time

Brett Favre (via mobile)

Lady Buzz, obviously you are new around here. You haven't mentioned my name once.

Buzzmaster

  (10:54 AM)

Why should I?

Luke (Jasper, In)

Why are we talking about lunch?

Buzzmaster

  (10:55 AM)

Why shouldn't we talk about lunch?

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Lunch: Prosciutto and Cappicola, havarti on Italian, Pasta salad.

TJ Lavin (Thailand)

Kanye, you killed it.

Dispatcher (On the radio)

Don't worry Rick, we're sending that whaaaambulance your way!

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Deion is trying to stay relevant.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Larry David is Awesome, with a capital A!

Brian (Milwaukee)

I'm getting buzzed up this weekend, no doubt

Matt (IN)

Happy Birthday to John Lennon as well...even though he's obviously not alive.

Bob (Seattle)

cuz its almost lunch

Luke (Jasper, In)

Oh you silly little Buzzmaster.

Ryan (San Diego)

I'm having a liquid lunch, starting with mimosas!

Alex Rodriguez (NYC)

Oh, you're a LADY Buzz? How you doin'?

Buzzmaster

  (10:56 AM)

Sorry don't talk to Yanks

Brian (Madison, WI)

I love me a good liquid diet.

Scott (cincy)

its raining buckets of cheese here

Eric (Chicago)

Lunch and Dinner at the Y

Kanye West (Holding Mic)

Kanye, Imma let you finish, your lunch post is cool and everything, but my earlier post about Bill Buckner is one of the best Kanye West posts of all time!

Michael (Heaven)

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa, Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!

Ryan's Collar (San Diego)

I'm getting tired of always standing up. I wish I could just sit down every once in a while.

Mike Singletary (via mobile)

It's also my birthday too and since no one has mentioned it, I've had to drop my pants in disgust.

Everyone (Cincy)

Lunch: Cheese

JB (TX)

Also happy bday to the dude from Monk, and the dude from Quantum Leap.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Bye LadyBuzz, I have a meeting.

Cory (PA)

Have a good Friday Morning Buzzers! And remember, you can't spell Mississippi without singing it in your head!

Justin (Ohio)

Happy Friday Buzzers!

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

I can't wait to sleep in tomorrow. Or maybe after work.

Greg (Ellicott City)

It was very nice to meet you LadyBuzz. Tell Matt Damon I say hi.

Buzzmaster

  (10:59 AM)

will do

Brian (Madison, WI)

Have a good weekend everybody. Hopefully I will be celebrating a Wisconsin victory over THE Ohio State.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Will you be back Monday?

Buzzmaster

  (10:59 AM)

Nope

Scott (Brewtown)

Have a swell weekend everyone!

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

Have a good one Lady Buzz.

Buzzmaster

  (10:59 AM)

thanks you too

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Bye, LadyBuzz.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Have a good weekend. Stay dry. Bye y'all.

Buzzmaster

  (11:00 AM)

My weekend begins ...we sure to watch the WNBA Finals Game 5 tonight at 9 p.m. ET on ESPN2