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Buzzmaster

  (10:01 AM)

Gooooooood morning!

Rich (Douglas AK)

What did the Pulse settle out of court for after his untimely release?

fred (omaha)

hi buzz its tough that the rockies lost but we will manage, cant wait for the next kickball game

Lane Kiffin (Knoxville)

Buzz I realize that this chat is "your morning water cooler break" and all but since it's flu season you may want to tell everyone not to congregate.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Today would've been the Backstreet Boys chat. I'm inconsolable.

Greg (Ellicott City)

Good morning Buzz. Are you trying to get me fired? ------->

Ron (Va)

Bravo to Mr. Irsay for having the (_____'s) to publicly voice dissent about Limbaugh's attempt to purchase the rams. Limbaugh and his ilk have no place in the NFL. Or any pro sport franchise. He is divisive and bias in his opinions.

Rich (Douglas AK)

Swine flu = ready made excuse for anythjing once.

Bob (Lowell)

Good to have First Take back so the wackos that only want to talk sports have a place to go.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Welcome to Hump Day, Buzz Nation. Let's chat.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Starting today's MB with They Might Be Giants.

tom* (parkville, md)

I swear, some days it is really hard to be happy.

Rich (Douglas AK)

Joe Torre will attempt to top Favre's retirement/unretirement record next year.

Matt (IN)

Good morning everyone. Nothing but rain all day today and I don't mean the PacMan Jones kind

Brett Favre (Minneapolis, MN)

Joe will never out retirement/unretirement me because I plan to do this for the next 5 years.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Good morning. It's 50 degrees and raining here. What is up with this weather?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Anyone interested in music as I am should check out: www.toponemillion.net, a blog counting down the top 1,000,000 songs of all time, with some incredibly witty commentary on each one.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I start today's chat listening to what I listen to every day: Colin Cowherd.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Everyone is biased in their opinions. What a stupid argument.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Robbi I would love 50 degrees at this point. We got 35 and rain.

Buzzmaster

  (10:06 AM)

We had our first morning of frost this morning. Had some ice on the ol' Schwinn.

Rich (Douglas AK)

Someone just sent me a link to brand name shoes at discount prices. Legit I'm sure.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Irsay just has an issue supporting an owner who won't move the team in the middle of the night.

Jonathan (Madison, WI)

Maybe next year Brett Favre will take a page out from Seau's book and come back after week 5.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Caught myself watching way more of the Arkansas St/UL-Monroe football game than I ever thought I would. Kept switching back between that and Christmas Vacation. Some solid football matchups the next 3 nights on ESPN, impressive.

Matt (IN)

That's a sweet link Tom. Thanks for sharing.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I'd rather have someone like Limbaugh be owner of my team than someone like Dan Snyder, Mark Cuban or Jerry Jones.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Anyone here watch the finale of "Hell's Kitchen," last night? Nice to see Dave get the reward he so richly deserved. The guy cooked with one arm in a cast for basically the whole season and was awesome.

Dick Jauron (Buffalo)

Everyone morning when I wake up and realize I'm still an NFL head coach, I can't help but laugh.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Wow. One millions songs? Someone has entirely too much time on their hands.

Ron (Va)

Stupid is as stupid does. Vile venomous opinions have no place on the public airway. So get over it.

John (Daugherty)

I didn't realize political views were an issue looked at when deciding whether someone could buy the team

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I'm not a Rush Limbaugh fan, but I don't see why his politics should preclude him from buying an NFL team.

Greg (Ellicott City)

30 for 30 = much success.

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, you don't ride your bike, cuz, you know you are fat.

George (Boulder, CO)

Yeah, Rush Limbaugh has no Constitutional rights to buy an NFL team. Let's make sure the Leonard Littles of the world can kill someone and keep on playing. He should've never been suspended.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I would like to say good job to our local tv sports director who made 4732 in 24 hours. Made about 11,000.00 for his charity. He finally went to granny shots,he got so tired.

Neal (Philly)

I'm eating a doughnut, but it's ok because I'm balancing it out with a diet soda.

Clay (Charlotte)

Have to give a shout out to the guys at Sears Automotive. Changed the oil in my car, gave me a coupon that I didn't have for $10 off, and gave me the heads up to wait a couple weeks because of a sale on shocks. Outstanding work!

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Yeah, that whole freedom of speech thing is totally overrated.

Clay (Charlotte)

John, I think it's more the fact that he is sooooooo vocal with his opinions that when he snaps, and he will, he will make the NFL look bad.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I picture Buzz' Schwinn all decked out like Pee Wee Herman's.

Dennis (Boston)

Come on....if marge Schott could own a team Rush should be able to.

Godish (Chicago)

If Marge Schott can own a team, anyone can own a team. Like Bears WR Rashied Davis said yesterday, all these players will follow the money. I can care less if Rush is an owner or not. I don't recall every fan vetting an ownership change.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Kevin should have won. Too bad Amanda pretty much sabotaged him.

Marc (Charlotte)

Ron, would you object to Keith Olbermann or Arianna Huffington buying an NFL team?

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Haven't people been waiting for Mark Cuban to snap for something like 8 years?

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, this is too serious of a chat. Can't we change the subject...maybe to Shakira on Dancing with the Stars last night?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I'm sure a LOT of the owners of professional sports franchises share a LOT of Limbaugh's political leanings already. Chances are your favorite team is owned by a guy on the extreme right.

Jack (NB Canada)

I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on the car keys in my pocket.

Rich (Douglas AK)

Marge doesn't own a team anymore. She went off the deep end after she owned the team. Pete Rose can do that to you.

Matt (College Park)

The thing is, Rush Limbaugh can't bring his politics into football. It's just a matter if you like/don't like the guy.

Clay (Charlotte)

Cuban is actually very intelligent, which sort of surprised me.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Gotta buy winter tires this week. That can get pricey

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Blackhawks chat? That just made my lunch break. Buzz, you never disappoint on Wednesdays.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

We are giving way to much attention to Limbaugh, which is what he wants.

Jonathan (Madison, WI)

Anyone else noticed yet that "The Hoodie" is a jerk to to all his ex coaches?

Captain Obvious (Everywhere)

Wait, a guy that has his own radio show is vocal? Get out!

Matt (IN)

Tom is right. Sports owners tend to veer towards the conservative side politically. This isn't about that, it's about the guy just not being liked very much.

Pete Rose (Cincy)

I bet you $500 that Rush owns the team. Who's betting?

Ron (Va. )

Yes to Olberman. Too pompous. Never heard of huffington

Brian (Madison, WI)

Seeing all these pumpkins on people's porches makes me realize that it's only a matter of time until I see my first one smashed all over the road.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Jonathan: Welcome to everyone else's conversations circa 2007.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Welcome to five years ago, Jonathan.

Barry Melrose (ESPN Studio 12)

Buzz, how are my cigars smelling?

Buzzmaster

  (10:16 AM)

Awesomesauce.

Jim (Del)

Careful what you wish for Josh. Limbaugh might stir the pot more than you want.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

So you can't own a team if you're "too pompous?" My IQ is dropping rapidly due to those arguments.

Clay (Charlotte)

Wow Brian, I'm impressed that you aren't the one smashing them, considering you are probably going to be smashed yourself.

David (Ottawa)

NHL talk? here is my 2 cents: The leafs really suck.

Nate (Madison)

Jonathan is a losser.

JB (TX)

Yeah, Mark Cuban is a self-made billionaire, I doubt you can be an idiot and make that happen. He's just crazy-passionate about his team...which is probably why he was so successful in business.

Dennis (Boston)

Im hungry......

David (Ottawa)

Jim, we welcome limbaugh and his pot to Canada...oh wait...

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Why do people take joy in destroying pumpkins anyway? Big deal, you beat an unarmed gourd to a pulp.

Jonathan (Madison, WI)

2007 and 2004 how long have some of you been coming to this room Christian and Tom? WOW! Is there an AARP seniors discount for some members of the Buzz Chat?

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

Ummmmm, 1) nice try at a dig, but you failed miserably; 33) they were talking about when Belichick started supposedly being a jerk to his former coaches, not when we were talking about it.

Matt (IN)

Didn't McDaniels actually "pull a Belichick" on Sunday though? He was too busy celebrating.

Scott (Brewtown)

Zzzzzzzz...politics....Zzzzzzzzzzzz...BB chat....Zzzzzzzzzzz..Cuban.....Zzzzzzzzzzzz...ONB.....Zzzzzzzzz

Neal (Philly)

Jonathan is almost as annoying as Rastall.

Snowman Attacker (1 Neighborhood Over)

See you in about 4-8 weeks, snowmen.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Those gourds give you dirty looks. I don't like that.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Oral argument on a big case did not go well yesterday. I could use some argument-free time during the MB. So let's stop all this Limbaugh stuff, okay?

Bruce (PA)

Mike Tyson cried on Oprah ....thats funny

Stephen Jackson (Gold State)

I ain't want to be the Captain of the Morning Buzz. That means I'd have to talk to Buzz, know what I'm saying?

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Boy that's a good question. I have no idea how long I've been coming to the chat. Has to be at least two years now.

Clay (Charlotte)

Hey Neal, that's really just unfair. Rastall is in a catagory all by himself. BOOOOOOOOO Rastall!

David (Ottawa)

Buzz, that was an epic dig....Jonathan just got burned!

JB (Texas)

Jody Reed is overrated. There, I said it.

Nate (Madison)

Jonathan is the one that ragged on Brian and I for being nerds because we chatted in TMB. Can we say hypocrite?

Rich (Douglas AK)

Marge Simpson is selling out to Hef. I'll never look at here the same again.

Bob (Lowell)

Personally, I like Cuban. I also find it amusing that someone who essentially works for him, keeps fining him hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Didn't Tyson buried his daughter not so long ago? Having him cry on Oprah doesn't seem so funny to me

Neal (Philly)

Brady ran off the field crying without shaking anyone's hand. That's as bad as Buddy Ryan used to be.

Buzzmaster

  (10:21 AM)

Why is everyone so concerned with people shaking hands after games? I can guarantee that after every game a third-string offensive lineman who didn't play in the game didn't shake anyone's hand. Why isn't everyone all upset about that?

Ryan (San Diego)

Going to be fun to give the Broncos and mini hoodie their first loss. Fist pump that

Clay (Charlotte)

I don't know, hypocrite can be hard to say while slurring your words.

David (Ottawa)

True story....Was a t a summer camp as a counsellor this summer, we built a burn meter in our mess hall...anytime anyone got insulted, we would adjust the meter based on how bad the burn was..think that applause meter from Saved by the Bell when Screech sprained his ankle. It worked perfectly.

Deron (Colorado)

Morning Buzzard

Nate (Madison)

Even now, in my mid to upper 20's, I still had a hard time getting sleep the first few nights after watching Paranormal Activity.

Lane Kiffin (Knoxville)

Working at gas stations > having the flu > Rastall > Jonathan

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

I don't think he literally buried her, but yes his daughter died fairly recently.

Jonathan (Madison, WI)

I log about 20 minutes every weeks here. Not 5 hours a week. Speaking of I have a life to get too. Later Buzz see you next Wednesday.

Buzzmaster

  (10:23 AM)

Thank you.

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, well done with the chat lienup today.

Mayor Richie Daley (Chicago)

Oprah is worthless. She couldn't even get Chicago the Olympics in 2016.

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

Hey Mayor, all of that money from the budget you were going to put into the Olympics you're now going to put into the public education system and the police and fire departments and the roads, right? Right????

Rich (Douglas AK)

I guess it is time for me to put the MySpace stock in the folder with the Pets.com stock.

Matt (College Park)

Jonathan from Madison has to log in his weekly 46 hours/week on World of Warcraft. Let's leave him alone, guys. He might get kicked out of his clan.

Brian (Madison, WI)

My co-worker made this cheese bread stuff that she said we have to try because she said it's awesome. It tastes like someone dumped a container of parmesan cheese down my throat.

Godish (Chicago)

It was Lisa that sprained her ankle, not Screech. Jim Calhoun would like you to get your facts straight.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Good luck getting a life, Jonathan. (Grammar errors can be awesome sometimes)

Nate (Madison)

Jonathan's life....a couple classes a week, Facebook games such as Farmville, and Playstation 3.

Scott (Brewtown)

Chat lienup? Did you have to borrow money to put this chat together Buzz?

stephanie (cincy)

I am with you on the handshake stuff Buzz. It's phony. Everyone knows which coaches hate each other.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Bo Pelini caused a minor uproar here when he tweeted that shaking hands was overrated and told people to get off LeBron for it (he's from Youngstown as well).

Brian (Madison, WI)

Mental note: To get rid of Jonathan just call him a hypocrite and he runs away. Give him a couple of days and he'll be back.

Christian (High Point, NC)

And by "Olympics", Daley meant the "Daley and Cronies retirement fund"

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

If by "public education system and the police and the fire departments and the roads" you mean "cronyism," then yes.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

It's Chicago, that money either a) never existed or b) is lining politicians' pockets already.

JB (TX)

If you were Mike Tyson, made hundreds of millions of dollars in your 20s and 30s, and were basically broke in your mid 40s, you'd cry too.

Buzzmaster

  (10:26 AM)

Or, you know if your young daughter recently died. That too.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Fact: I refused to shake two doctors' hands this morning. Of course, that's because I have a cold.

Leroy Jenkins (WoW)

Ain't nobody getting kicked out of my clan! Alright, let's do it....LEEEEROOOYYYYY JENKINNNNSSSSS

David (Ottawa)

Godish: My bad, that's a 5 yard penalty and loss of a crutch.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Brian, are you guys that rude to each other in person or only during the MB?

Kwame Kilpatrick (Detroit)

Did someone say corrupt mayor?

Bus Driver (Madison, WI)

You can run Jonathan, but you can't hide!

Nate (Madison)

Honolulu recently had over 2,000 jellyfish wash up on shore and over 170 people got stung. That'd be quite the vacation.

JB (TX)

ONB?

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

Let's do it.....

Joe Lambert (newport ri)

This really needs to be discussed. Has anyone thought that Bud Selig has purposely put these crews together this post season, bc who in there right mind would put avg umpiring crews in to ump the most important games. Believe me its not the umpires union. Its all about MONEY. Another controversy brought upon by Bud Selig. How can you not see who is umpiring and say "NO" that crew is not good enough.

Adam (Lima, Oh)

Should the Brown's keep or trade Quinn before the 20th?

Landon (Ohio)

What 0-4 or 1-3 team will have the biggest turn around from week 6 and on?

Ben (LA)

BAAA

MIguel A. Perez (TAMPA)

GO BULLS!! Derrick Rose is A Beast!! ALL THE WAY

Chad (Ohio)

Will Derek Anderson or Brady Quinn ever be a franchise quarterback for the Browns?

Michael (pittsburgh)

I think that Mark Sanchez had a bad game

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Why are the ONB posts getting shorter and shorter? I am contributing tons at 3 in the morning.

David Blackburn (VIncenne Indiana)

Why is Matt Forte doing a Gilette commercial ? With Tom Brady and Gillette stadium available.

Steve (TN)

What the heck is Michelle wearing? Is it 1/2 peacock?

Tony (Canton, OH)

OK, I'm watching this documentary on the Colts band, and it's moving, but as a Browns fan, I am a little ticked off by their hypocrisy. I mean, these people are crying in this video about someone stealing their team - that city did the same thing to us fourteen years ago, agreeing to play ball with that idiot Modell (our Irsay).

Randy (Roswell NM)

If the NFL blocks Rush from buying the Rams I will BOYCOTT the NFL

Lee White (Candler, North Carolina)

Do you think the Redskins will win a superbowl in the next couple years?

RAY GORDON REID ( TAMPA FLA33622)

MY COMNMENT AT 10.25 NOW BUZZ MORNING BUZZ YOU ARE OUR MAN

Neil (Pittsburgh)

It is had to make the mb. so here is the onb. Hi stephanie! Any coffee malfunctions that perked your kettle lately?

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People named Buzz who don't change the "From Buzzmaster's Desk" for several days need to get lives...and quit being fat.

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

And that's it....

Clay (Charlotte)

Randy, I'm sure the NFL will miss you.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Congrats stephanie, you have a stalker.

Marc (Charlotte)

Did Neil really just try to hit on Stephanie via the ONB?

Godish (Chicago)

No problem David. Just do The Sprain, and we'll get past this. Is Casey Kasem available.

Clay (Charlotte)

Hey at least the Panthers only have 1 really turrible starting QB, the Browns have two.

tom* (parkville, md)

I'd like to see Brady Quinn be traded for Jamarcus Russell.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Regarding Baltimore stealing a team: it's a well-known fact that abused children typically become abusers as adults.

stephanie (cincy)

I am all excited. (sic)

Marc (Charlotte)

Nothing to worry about for Stephanie, she'll just stab him.

Brian (Madison, WI)

My family comments alot that they can't believe how mean my group of friends are to each other. From the outside it probably looks bad, but it's all in good fun. We rip on each other, but we got each other's backs.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

That "rigging the umpire crews for money" argument sounded like the underpants gnomes from South Park: Step 1: rig umpiring crews; Step 2: . . . Step 3: Profit!

Jimmy Clausen (South Bend, IN)

I'll see you guys next year in Cleveland.

Neal (Philly)

Do you post the ONB to make us feel better about ourselves?

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

Did it work?

Nate (Madison)

(Throwing an egg at Brian) Have fun with that!

Christian (High Point, NC)

Of course you got each other's backs. It's where you store your knives.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I watched that Rex Ryan interview last night. It's amazing that Rob Ryan just looks like what Rex Ryan would look like if he lived in the woods for a couple of months.

David (Ottawa)

Casey Kasem is always available if it involves dancing.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Now that was a good line, Christian. Bravo.

Marc (Charlotte)

Bravo, Christian, Bravo.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I think a change of scenery might do Russell some good. Get him away from the In and Out Burgers and he might get down to a reasonable QB weight.

Demetric (Orlando)

Hey buzz...I'm back (i got the check yesterday)

Clay (Charlotte)

"Have each other's backs"= Will make sure you don't go home with the fat chick when really sloshed

Brian (Madison, WI)

Hey now, I don't stab my friends in the back, I just just throw them under the bus.

JB (TX)

Yeah, it's amazing that Rex and Rob Ryan look alike. That's rare for brothers.

Buzzmaster

  (10:34 AM)

Even rarer for twins.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Ooh, Adam Vinatieri out 6 weeks with knee surgery.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Fact: I'm a twin, and looking nothing like my twin brother. We're both tall, though.

Clay (Charlotte)

Josh, Vinatieri isn't your kicker anymore...just letting you know.

tom* (parkville, md)

Christian's on fire today. His abused children/Baltimore football comment would make a good feature article in these parts.

JB (TX)

In N Out Burgers: overrated.

jill (norman)

Should you play golf if it's drizzling and in the high 50's or is that dumb?

Buzzmaster

  (10:36 AM)

Never.

stephanie (cincy)

No coffee malfunctions to report today, but there is a lot of coffee yet to be drunk

Jared Lorenzen (NFL)

A reasonable QB weight is debateable.

David (Ottawa)

Ever just go to wikipedia and click on "Random Article" to see what comes up? I suggest you all try it.

Marc (Charlotte)

Did stephanie say she's drunk with coffee?

Brian (Madison, WI)

Jill I just played golf on Sunday when it was 35 degrees, 50 and rain is acceptable.

Clay (Charlotte)

jill, a bad day of golf is always better than a good day of work.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I will absolutely not stop my friends from going home with a fat chick. That alone would give me a solid month of them having nothing they could say to me without me being able to fire back very quickly.

Carl Spackler (Bushwood)

I don't think the heavy stuffs comin for some time yet.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

For a brief period of time , I lamented the Lions not getting the top overall pick the year the Raiders picked Jamarcus Russell. Turns out Calvin Johnson was a pretty darned good consolation prize.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

That's cold, Brian. Very cold.

jill (norman)

That's what I thought, too. But others have ridiculed me.

Marc (Charlotte)

Steph, I did not say you were drunk with coffee. Some imposter fake posted as me.

Judge Smails (Bushwood)

Buzz, the world needs ditch diggers too.

Rich (Douglas AK)

*excusing himself to make his way to the waiver wire.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Does your cart have a heater?

Christian (High Point, NC)

I'm getting rid of my full set of golf clubs and just keeping a travel set since I rarely play. Somehow, I have three putters in my travel set.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I actually teed off once with the temperature at a brisk 27 degrees. It got to the upper 40s by the end of the round but that was just stupid.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I don't much like the winter greens.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Fog around Denver today. I felt like I was driving in a video game where it only lets you see so far ahead.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Just remember: if you're ever on the golf course in a lightning storm, hold up a 1 Iron, because not even God can hit a 1 Iron.

Bob (Lowell)

Golf should be fun. If you don't mind the weather...go for it.

Ryan (San Diego)

There's nothing worse than golfing in the rain

Dennis (Boston)

Its a sad day, wanted to play today until made it a point that we play hockey to warm up and to retire the clubs for the year

Marc (Charlotte)

I played HS golf in Illinois. We played tournaments in 50 degree weather and rain. It's not all that fun when you can't feel your limbs.

Dennis (Boston)

Christian thats a 2 iron....and yes i can hit a 2 iron

jill (norman)

The fairways give you better roll in the winter, though.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I once played when halfway through the round a blizzard started. I was glad I was carrying my clubs because my uncle had a pull cart and as he tried pulling it the wheels just kept getting bigger and harder to move.

SN (ESPN.com)

Hey Ryan, try finding a golf ball in the snow.

Dave (RI)

I love golfing in the rain

Marc (Charlotte)

Ryan, you could pop the collar of your rain jacket though.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Sorry I am late. Work got in the way.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I have never been on a golf course without a cart. Lazy, I guess.

Scott (Brewtown)

I left my pitching wedge on the side of a green last year, never got it back, therefore I use a sand wedge for my pitching. It's no wonder I cuss too much.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

We had a H.S. golf coach who had us practice in a downpour once. He told us that someday we will have to play in such a rain and this would get us ready for it. Yeah, right.

Lee Trevino (Texas)

Acutally Dennis, it is a 1-iron. It's my quote. I should know.

Clay (Charlotte)

Actually Dennis, it is a 1 iron. That happens to be a quote after Lee Trevino was hit by lightning for the 2nd time, a reporter asked him how other golfers could avoid the same thing.

Ryan (San Diego)

You guys are crazy, playing in blizzards, fairways getting hard. I don't play unless it's 75 and sunny. I'm not gonna pay 100 bucks for a round where I'm miserable

David (Ottawa)

Pay day...I almost forgot...Drinks on me!

Bob (Lowell)

Best part of winter golf, frozen water hazards.

Internet Non-Golfer Guy (Cyberspace)

Golf chat. Ugh, Buzz make it stop. My eyes are bleeding.

Ryan (San Diego)

I would Pop my jacket collar in the sun too.

Clay (Charlotte)

Who gets paid on Wednsday?

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Golf chat...........*yawn*..............I'll nap instead. Nothing against golf.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Oh David could I have a chi chi please?

Nate (Madison)

I just don't bother golfing, so I'm good on all fronts.

Scott (Brewtown)

Ryan, I suspect you are miserable regardless of the weather.

Ryan (San Diego)

Scott, you are wrong.

Matt (IN)

Last night I was playing the guitar and happened to still be wearing the polo shirt I wore to work. When I finished I pulled the guitar strap over my head and it made the left side of my collar pop. That was not a good feeling.

Arnie (Latrobe, Pa)

Let's play 9

David (Ottawa)

I get paid on the 14th and the 1st. Day of the week does not matter.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

"Drinks on me" is a phrase I would never use around all these drunkards.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Scott: Why not buy a new pitching wedge? You should be able to get one cheap now.

Marc (Charlotte)

Best way to learn to play in wind and rain is to play in wind and rain. I used to play the softest ball in my bag to learn how to play in the wind.

Ben (Tempe, AZ)

New shift. Finally I can attend the morning buzz!

Christian (High Point, NC)

Golf chat > Limbaugh chat

Ryan (San Diego)

I don't wear a jacket when it's 75 and sunny, joke's on you impostor

Eric (Providence)

And Matt by guitar you mean guitar hero in your mom's basement, right?

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Have to head on out. More meetings. Stay classy.

jill (norman)

I was just asking.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

What the hell is a chi chi? I bartended for 5 years and I've never heard of that.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I get paid every Tuesday. Fridays aren't the only pay days any more.

Tiger (Orlando, FL)

while you were talking about golf I just made another $10 million doing nothing

ADAM (Edison,NJ)

yo

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I can see the golf course from my office window.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Government of Canada employees get paid by the wednesday.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

It is a pina colada made with vodka.

Matt (IN)

Nope, I mean a genuine Les Paul Custom. Got 2 of 'em. I do enjoy guitar hero though. Speaking of which, Buzz you still into the GH Aerosmith?

Buzzmaster

  (10:50 AM)

Yeah, it's pretty good still, so far.

Neal (Philly)

Lunch is something healthy.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

In 3 days I'll be making 200 Million. Yeah, the mega million is going to go my way this Friday. Popped collars on the house for everyone.

stephanie (cincy)

pina colada with vodka? Yuk

Clay (Charlotte)

Robbi, that's disgusting.

jill (norman)

That's brutal, Robbi.

ESPN.com (Front Page)

"Tiger on the prowl"

David (Ottawa)

J.B.: I'm jealous you get 4 pay days a month.

Clay (Charlotte)

Buzz, you're awful quiet today. Got doughnut glaze stuck in your keyboard? You know....cause you're fat.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

My brother in law works at the Guitar Center in Indianapolis. Jim Irsay comes in and buys guitars from him all the time.

David (Ottawa)

Louis is on to what I do for a living...better call up someone to "take care of him" hehehehe.

Greg (Nazareth Pa)

Martin guitars are the best. I would know, I work for them.

Clay (Charlotte)

12 days no smoking, give it up Buzz.

Jack (NB Canada)

Tims Coffee and pumpkin spice muffin

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I hate when I'm playing golf and keep hitting the stupid wind mill. That really roasts my chestnuts.

Bob (Lowell)

So Robbi works at the golf course snack bar.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Drunk Guitar Hero is one of the hardest things I've ever done. I get exponentially worse with every drink.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Lunch: Guacamole Burger, Rings, Vanilla Coke

Eric (Providence)

wow who would have thought, being drunk makes things harder! good use of exponentially though....you clearly are sober now

Clay (Charlotte)

Lunch: Ham Sandwich, apple, water

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Lunch: Going home to check on the beans in my crock pot, will see what's in the fridge. Unsweet tea.

David (Ottawa)

Lunch: Louis....errr...I mean cafeteria in the house of commons!

Brian (Madison, WI)

Lunch: Qdoba is getting delivered. Awesome sauce.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Nice Clay, but when you get to 2 years and 9 months like me, then you really know you quit.

Scott (Brewtown)

Lunch: Turkey artichoke Panini at Panera

Matt (IN)

Not surprised by that Tom. I know that Jim is big into music. If I'm not mistaken I believe he owns some valuable Hendrix memorabilia.

Scott (Brewtown)

I just got Wii Sports resort. the rowing is incredibly hard. I had no idea that I had triceps.

Nate (Madison)

Lunch: Subway, either Roast Beef or Spicy Italian.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Lunch: Hoot dogs and soda. LOTS of hoot dogs and soda.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Lunch: a burger somewhere. Haven't decided where

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Lunch: Cheese ravioli with pumpkin sauce made by my wife. Outstanding work!

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Nate, go for the spicy italian.

Matt (IN)

Lunch: Carry in day today, so since it is still raining I will probably stay here and partake in that.

David (Ottawa)

Alright time to deal with stuff, see you all tomorrow (p.s. this is what your tax dollars go towards!)

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Taking a nice long lunch today. Subway and a nap.

Ben (Tempe, AZ)

Lunch: PIZZAAAAAA

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Nate, if you go to Subway might as well go with the Buffalo Chicken

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Nice lossers reference on the FB page.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

None of my tax dollars go to you Canucks!

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Black belt, black shoes, black widow, black coffee, BLACK TACO

JB (TX)

Lunch: $5 footloooong. Last note on Rush, he can own a team if he wants, but I can also root for said team to finish 0-16. Since it's the Rams we're already halfway there. And Buzz, you're fat.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I quit smoking 3 years ago. Now, I just wish everyone else would.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Pretty sure my tax dollars don't go to Canada. I hope.

Scott (Brewtown)

Strangely enough David, I believe some of our tax dollars probably do go toward that

Nate (Madison)

I'm allergic to poultry so any kind of chicken is a no-go.

Buzz (ESPN)

Lunch: Everything. Because, you know, I'm fat.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Nate goes with the Buffalo Chicken and then goes home sick or to the hospital. He's allergic to poultry.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

All of our tax dollars will eventually go to China, though.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Well time to go for today, my Buzz Nation Dysfunctional Family. Hope the weather is nice where you are but if not, don't let it get you down. Until tomorrow, stay safe, have some fun, and peace. Oh and happy birthday to John Wooden!

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

There's a FB page?! How did I miss this?

Clay (Charlotte)

Alright SN, gotta work, everybody enjoy the rest of your day. Be safe, we'll see ya tomorrow. Peace.

Matt (IN)

I have not had the Subway buffalo chicken, but Nate if you're looking for the $5 buy it qualifies.

Buzzmaster

  (10:57 AM)

I had it the other day. Very good.

Bob (Lowell)

I don't think most of us pay Canadien taxes.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who eat lunch need to get lives...they should be practicing.

Matt (IN)

Greg, Martin's are great, beautiful guitars. I prefer electrics though.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Josh, look up Members of the Morning Buzz

jill (norman)

If Rush wants to lose millions on the Rams, let him.

Jimbo (Brooklyn)

Best wishes to Charlie davies on a speedy recovery from a terrible accident. GO USA!

Nate (Madison)

Guitar? Pfff, I played the trumpet for two years in elementary school...(crickets)

stephanie (cincy)

Lunch: Mushroom Risotto from Whole Foods

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Josh: Go to FB, search for "Members of the Morning Buzz." Look for the picture of the spicy mustard.

Rush (USA)

I won't lose millions if they're in L.A. two years from now, idiots.

Nate (Madison)

Actually more of a food intolerance than allergy, but still the suck.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Everyone have a nice Wenesday. Bye y'all.

Buzzmaster

  (11:00 AM)

OK, we're done here. Thanks for stopping by everyone. We'll be back again tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel. Until then, stay classy SportsNation!

Brian (Madison, WI)

Have a good hump day people. I'm glad we play the old people tonight in flag football so my chance of injury goes down a bit.

Scott (Brewtown)

Have a swell day everyone!

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Later 'nation. Sure wish there was still an afternoon Buzz to kill some time.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Bye, Buzz.