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Buzzmaster

  (10:00 AM)

Goooooooooooood morning!

Steve (NJ)

Ok, let's just get it out there: whatever the hell Cliff Lee's agent asks for next week? Give it to him. If he asks for 25 vestal virgins? Offer him 27. Seriously, at this point I'm figuring his agent is making time just dreaming up insane things the Phillies will have to give him.

Neal (Philly)

Morning Buzz. I'm running on fumes.

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

Hola sportsnation!

Matt (IN)

Good morning everyone. I'd like to start off by throwing Chase Utley another knee high fast ball right out over the plate.

Jenny (Lock Haven)

Hey guys! it's a beautiful day for Phillies fans!

Christian (High Point, NC)

Mr. Utley!

Cliff Lee's Agent (Philly)

First of all, Cliff needs a brandy glass full of brown MandM's before every start...

Robbi (Clinton, Ky)

Morning buzz. Say if I gouge your eyes out would I get a half chat suspension?

Buzzmaster

  (10:02 AM)

Depends.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Good morning, Buzz Nation. Note to Joe Girardi: stop having your guys pitch to Chase Utley.

J-Man (Philly)

So Phils win. That's no surprise. They can't lose with Lee on the mound!

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Good morning, folks! Let's get this Tuesday rolling.

Scott (Brewtown)

Good Morning!

Matt (IN)

Buzz the chat page says Tuesday November 14. Did we leave in the DeLorean?

Buzzmaster

  (10:03 AM)

Not anymore.

Nate (Madison)

I'd like to thank Darren Sharper for intercepting that last pass and in the process causing me to lose my fantasy week because my opponent had him as his IDP. Blah.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Nice GIDP by Captain Clutch in the 9th there.

Steve (NJ)

Seems the general mood of the office is somewhat anti-Hamels...and oddly enough, pro-Brett Myers.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Starting today's MB with a bit of Elvis.

Matt (Portland, ME)

Good morning MB electorate: Have you voted today?

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

There is no voting within the Buzz chat.

Nate (Madison)

Buzz this is clean, but you need to check this out. Woman in Clark County here in WI, called the cops to report a drunk driver. However the driver was herself. http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/67750367.html

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

I smell deja vu.

Pete (NC)

Buzz, you better watch yourself today, or I'll gouge your eyes.

Scott (Brewtown)

I should perform better in today's chat. The general malaise seems to have passed.

Buzzmaster

  (10:04 AM)

Don't get your hopes up.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I refuse to vote today. Which is pretty easy as their are no town/county seats up this year.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

I choose not to make a choice.

Neal (Philly)

Buzz ate my ballot.

Greg (Ellicott City)

This is a chattatorship.

Curt Hennig (MN)

I have a lot in common with the Colts and Saints.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I'll see your general malaise and raise you major apathy, Scott.

Rob (Bethlehem Pa)

Read the whole article. Brett Myers is whining sour grapes. Jerk

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Yup, voted this morning before I came into work. Only one thing on the ballot though, a proposed bond issue for a local hospital.

Johnstone (Wicker Park)

Buzz you started early? The union isnt going to be happy about this.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Dumervil has a CD? Cool!

Jenny (Lock Haven)

I agree with Zack. My job is to meet people. Not vote for or judge them. It gets too complicated.

The Suits (Bristol)

Hmmm, The Pulse or Buzz... *places vote for The Pulse*

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

Boo Rastal!!

JB (TX)

Buzz is fat.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Buzz is a dirty tyrant.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Since today, my office will be tracking absenteism daily. If I can't make it to work, I have to call my boss before 9AM everyday. I have trouble talking to him when we have an appointment. I smell failure, abject failure

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Nate: You lost by 14 points to a guy without a legitimate running back. The Sharper INT was just icing on my cake.

Jason (Tampa)

Seems the series is Yankees 3 Cliff Lee 2. Phillies bats woke up game 5.

JJ Reddick (Orlando)

Can I share my poem about voting?

Buzzmaster

  (10:07 AM)

I thought you were rapping now?

Nate (Madison)

So if you didn't think Jonathan (Madison) was strange enough. We got our tab (bill) last Friday from the bar and he proceeded to chew it up for no reason except being very drunk. I was so confused at what happened, all I could do was look at him in shock.

Buzzmaster

  (10:07 AM)

I don't think anyone here thinks he's "strange."

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Last night, my three year old told me a story about Nana the dragon who ate everything in his room. I didn't know my son even knew you, Buzz.

Jeremy (Boston)

So, you try to blind a guy, and you get a 1/2 game suspension....come on SEC. Step up to the plate. (I don't really blame Florida...they are trying to win...)...

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

Ahhh so happy about the yanks losing

Nic (Durham, NC)

I heard JJ Reddick is coming out with a rap album. Everything this guy does turns to gold...(sarcasim, very heavy sarcasim)

Nate (Madison)

J.B., I'm talking about another league that has money on the line. In TMB league, yes I did suck butt this week.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

He ATE paper??!

Will (Courtland, VA)

Hey Buzz, just to notice and reading the beginning of the chat, we are still in the future...November 13th so it says. I wonder what I've been doing the past 10 days? Who won the World Series? What did you have for lunch? Hmmm...

Buzzmaster

  (10:09 AM)

Coffee. Dear Lord grant me some coffee.

mitchel (houston)

What up Buzz? Can't think of anything clever to say, but just wanted you to know that I am present today.

JJ Reddick (Orlando)

Yes, I'm rapping now. My album is called On The Bench.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

Is Bart Scott gonna talk about how great the Miami Dolphins are in his chat this afternoon?

Brian (Madison, WI)

I have to say we all had to see it coming, the way Doug Barron was tearing up the PGA Tour at 40 we all had to know that he was using PEDs.

stephanie (cincy)

According to Tim Tebow, UGA started it, so "an eye for an eye" applies.

Jenny (Lock Haven)

I don't think he's strange. But I do think Nate's strange. LOL

Brian (Madison, WI)

I also witnessed Jonathan eat the bill. Very strange.

Buzzmaster

  (10:10 AM)

"Strange" is still not the word I would use.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Another quality episode of BBT last night. Who knew that Shledon knew football?

Buzzmaster

  (10:10 AM)

CBS Monday night shows are very good.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

I don't think you need the Lord. Just a coffee pot.

Batman (Gotham City -- Not Chicago)

Manu Ginobili is going down

Clinton (Indianapolis)

"But he started it" is an excuse reserved for eight year olds and younger. FAIL, Mr. Tebow.

mitchel (houston)

Someone say PEDs???

Greg (Ellicott City)

Jonathan = woodchuck

Nate (Madison)

I think Buzz is looking for another "s" word like stupid.

Buzzmaster

  (10:11 AM)

That's a good start.

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

derranged? Psychotic?

Scott (Brewtown)

Doug Barron and tearing up the PGA = oil and water

Christian (High Point, NC)

Fact: Whoever eats the tab is required to pay it. Why are you complaining?

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

Im glad that someone besides myself enjoys BBT

Ozzy (I dunno)

Manu doesnt get credit unless he bit the head off

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

"Jenny" that's 15 yards for use of "LOL". You better watch it.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Be prudent with the generalization Buzz. Two and a half men are on monday too

Buzzmaster

  (10:12 AM)

That show is a lot better when the dumb isn't in it as much. Seems like they're figuring that out, as he hasn't been featured in the last couple of episodes.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I'm so tired, I'm already breaking into my first candy treat of the day. A big yum for peanut MandM's.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Senile? No wait, that's me...

Jeremy (Boston)

How funny was Arod getting hit...and he turns to walk back towards his own dugout.......oh, is that cause the last time he tried to fight, Varitek decked him....

Buzzmaster

  (10:13 AM)

Yes. People getting hurt is hilarious.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

Which one's the dumb, Buzz?

Buzzmaster

  (10:14 AM)

The dumb. The stupid kid.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Big Bang has made my must see list. Outstanding show.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Truly hilarious.

Matt (Portland, ME)

I feel like I have nothing to add today.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Really, can they keep calling it Two and a Half Men when the kid's taller than Charlie Sheen?

Lady Buzz (Bristol)

Kids are stupid? *hides positive pregnancy test*

Jason Veritek (on his couch)

I was just glad I was able to make contact with something.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I brought out my inner Jeff Suppan in softball last night. Didn't matter what pitch I threw the guy hit it over the fence, very far. You guys could easily describe what this guy looked like. Typical softball meathead guy.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Haven't watched last nights BBT yet. I'm looking forward to it tonight.

Johnstone (Wicker Park)

Pain is humor for the soul

Ryan (San Diego)

I dont recall varitek punching him. I recall Arod putting him in a headlock and them dancing around for about a minute

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Anyone going to watch "V"? I'm undecided.

Jenny (Lock Haven)

Big Bang is truly hilarious!!

Steve (Dallas, TX)

I am not sure about the new show on CBS Mondays, Absolutley on Purpose. I liked Rules of Engagement more.

Buzzmaster

  (10:17 AM)

That's the weakest link. I'm still not sure about it. LadyBuzz says that she's starting to like the show.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Ah, yes, the old "Lady Buzz is pregnant" humor. It's about time that resurfaced.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Maybe they're each 5/6 of a man now.

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People that give up home runs need to get lives...and (obviously) practice more.

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

BBT gives all of us nerds hope to land a hot blonde

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I'll give it a try. It's a Tuesday, so there's not much else on anyway.

Nate (Madison)

I brought out my inner Ryan Braun last night in LF, where I learned to just turn around and watch the ball fly out rather than ran back to the fence.

Patrick ( Louisville )

There are different types of pitches in beer league soft ball? Loft, slow, and super loft?

Vinny DelEsandro (St. Charles, IL)

I thought 2.5 men was a one man show starring Buzz.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

There are nerds in here?

Will (Courtland, VA)

How I Met Your Mother is still one of my current favorites. Really waiting on Chuck to come back on and truly disappointed in Life not coming back.

Tom Cable (Oakland)

I can teach ARod how to fight.

Nate (Madison)

It's only as strong as it's weakest link.

Mike (Happy Valley)

The chat is really lame today. Moreso than usual. Can we do the ONB to ease the pain? My head is ready to explode.

Buzzmaster

  (10:18 AM)

Let's do it....

Quentin (Green Bay)

My Viking fan of a co-worker let me have it. I blame Rastall.

Joseph DeMaria (Colonia NJ)

For all the die-hard Yankee fans...If you had game 7 tickets, would you root against the yanks in game 6?

mike (gustafson)

and did I mention that I know a good photog that you need to watch..

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TUESDAYNOVEMBER32009 AT 10.25 NOW BUZ I BE A BETEERHOUSE GUST THAN MATTDAMON TRY MEPLEASE BUZ

Juice (Atlanta, GA)

I understand that she graduated from UT but why does Michelle feel like she's a true Texas Longhorn!?! You went to UT at San Antonio!

Chris. C. (Huntsville, Tx)

Will the saints be stopped this season. And if so, by who???

Kevin (Charlotte, NC)

I used to think that the NFC East was the toughest division in football but this year i believe the AFC North could send three in with the Steelers, Ravens, Bengals. Could it be ?

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

What's it called when you pull a Nate/Brian and then puke at work?

stephanie (cincy)

Good morning buzz. Not sure if I will be able to be here today. The big bosses are still here from the far east. Hopefully today will go by fast, cause I am going out to dinner for the first time in a really long time.

Adam (Washington D.C.)

I'm already beginning to look at playoff schedules and was thinking of trading MJD and Cotchery for Fitzgerald and Benson, good move?

Neil (Pittsburgh)

Being a steelers fan it is hard for me to admit this, but Brees may be the best qb this year. But I still like the steelers defense better(when troy is playing)

Gary (Memphis)

You got to be kidding me. a half game suspension for eye gouging. I guess you have to be doing a groin stomp for a full game suspension.

paul (Warwick,RI)

The yankees lineup is too strong for the phillies staff.(rested or not )With the exception of Lee,of course.Even with Lee's pitching the Yankees still were threatening to win game 5.

Jim (Del)

USA todays poll is a joke. How can ohio state jump usc. USC pummeled the buckeyes. 16 or lower is an appropriate ranking for ohio state.

Buzzmaster

  (10:19 AM)

And that's it...

JB (TX)

Just can't give up on the brewers, huh Nate.

Matt (via Albany) [via mobile]

If nobody has given it a chance yet, White Collar looks pretty good

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

bOO RASTALL!!

Ryan (San Diego)

Not bad Vinny, even for a two name

Brian (Madison, WI)

I threw them low, GONE! I threw them high, GONE! I threw them outside, GONE! Each time his man grunt got louder and more annoying.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Chopped is on the Food Network tonight at 10:00 PM. Other than that, not really much for me to watch tonight...unless 'Shark Tank' is on.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Shocking, isn't it, Robbi?

Scott (Brewtown)

Seeing the ONB before my brain has been properly prepared is uncool.

Manu Ginobili (San Antonio)

Buzz, any bats in here you need swatted?

Zack (Louisville, KY)

I'm on House withdrawl.

Brian (Madison, WI)

It's not a real Nate/Brian if you puke Grason, you amateur.

Scott (Brewtown)

Let's see, tonight I could watch the Bucks, or Underwater basket weaving on DIY. Tough choice.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I've played in several different softball leagues, and I have noticed that the most chippy, competititive, and tension-filled games (as in a fight might break out on the field) were the church league games. Always thought that was interesting.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

ONB to ease the pain? Fighting fire with fire I guess

Neal (Philly)

Wow, 18-15 is a pummeling?

Nate (Madison)

USC pummeled OSU? Really? I thought they won on a late TD?

Lane Kiffin (Knoxville)

Fact: Puking can be a side effect of the flu. Grason, you better go see the doctor.

Nate (Madison)

Looks like Jason needs some more practice before being called up to the big leagues in regards to pulling a Nate/Brian.

Nate (Madison)

Scott, Brandon Jennings makes their games worth watching. Kid is sick.

Buzzmaster

  (10:22 AM)

Overhyped.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Apparently they're not big on facts in Delaware: The Largest State of the Union.

Steve (NJ)

That dude from Colonia makes NJ residents look...um..worse than usual?

mitchel (houston)

That's because they feel they can't lose a fight with God on their side.

CAL (St. Paul, MN)

I walked into the chat right in the middle of the ONB. I am still trying to get my bearings straight. Luckily I was saved by Buzz's and that's it.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Brian: Develop a knuckle ball and a curve that breaks from right to left. It's how I was a successful softball pitcher for several years.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

If you went to work and puked, then you were probably still drunk. Puking is never an option, however.

Mercury Morris (Perfectville)

I bowled a 300 last night. Call me when the Saints and Colts are around my neighborhood.

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

Nate and Brian are overhyped

Matt (IN)

I noticed the Pacers were 0-2 and then I realized it's all because Hansbrough hasn't played yet (sarcasm)

Sean (Philly)

Back to the Bronx, although without Cliff Lee pitching I don't like the Phils chances. I was still surprised to see him pulled last night...although I didn't hear the announcers say anything about his pitch count to that point.

George Carlin (RIP)

We pray for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed, folks.

Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)

Shut up Mercury. Rickey don't bowl but if Rickey did, Rickey would be the greatest of all-time.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Puking is great. Not that I drink much any more, but back in the day I would make myself puke to feel better.

Buzzmaster

  (10:24 AM)

What has this chat come to?

Nate (Madison)

Wait....it's probably not hyped at all.

Christian (High Point, NC)

The Bobcats are 2-2. They need to have more games against the Knicks and Nets and fewer against the Celts and Cavs.

Neal (Philly)

Sean, his pitch count was around 110 when he was pulled.

Nate (Madison)

That comment was in regards to Utah (for it to make sense)

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Can't say I thought Carlin was all that funny. I'm not a huge stand up fan by any means, though.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I got the curve, but it doesn't work that well in an unlimited arc league. I can't seem to get the knuckle ball thing down.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

This chat is what you have made it Buzz. You're the dirty tyrant that runs it!

Kanye West (Bowling Alley)

Yo Mercury, that 300 was great and all and Im gonna let you finish. But Walter Ray Williams was one of the best bowlers of all time

Steve (NJ)

Looking forward to Bart Scott chat. Mostly because I'm expecting a bunch of Ravens fans to ask him questions about his old team.

Z (NJ)

IT'S SOFTBALL!!

Ben (NC)

Josh you must be a youngun. Carlin was the best.

Ryan (San Diego)

I tried to impostor the Mike Leach chat with fat little girlfriend questions but it didn't work

Buzzmaster

  (10:27 AM)

That was annoying, even for you. Thanks for that.

Nate (Madison)

Someone just texted me asking for my address for an updated alumni listing. I replied and they said thanks. Only problem is I don't have their number in my phone so I'm not really sure who it was.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I haven't played softball since I broke my thumb in a game in 2003. I miss it a lot. I've got to get a league together.

The Suits (Bristol)

The chatters are right, Buzz. Now go clean the latrines. We'll have Gottlieb take over.

Bob (Lowell)

Oh unlimited arc.....then what you need is a good two seem fastball.

Steve (NJ)

Just an FYI: 'turducken' is a top ten search on Yahoo today. I consider that a positive omen.

Nate (Madison)

Tom, we can sign you off the waiver wire.

Ryan (San Diego)

I only sent in 3, but judging by your reaction I'm sure I wasn't the only one

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

Yes.

Matt (Portland, ME)

We played in the championship for softball two years ago. This year we went 0-12.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Anyone else realize that we've spent more time discussing rec league softball than the World Series today?

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

Phillies won Game 5. That enough?

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I'd have to go straight to the minor leagues for a rehab assignment first, Nate.

mitchel (houston)

Broken thumb and you've been on the DL for 6 years???? Good thing Victorino's x-rays were negative last night!

Buzzmaster

  (10:29 AM)

Mike, I think you've found a new client.

Matt (Portland, ME)

World Series? It's November.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Buzz by asking what this chat has come to you are assuming it was something in the first place.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

I saw how a turducken was made on Bizarre Food last night. Quite interesting. Those suckers are expensive though.

Sean (Philly)

Right Ryan, you only sent in "3".

Detroit (Michigan)

Since we can't afford bases in our softball leagues, we just use burning trash cans.

Ramon (Tempe)

Buzz you better find a hiding place quickly. I understand there is a turkey shortage this year.

Louis (Fredericton, NB)

Rob Neyer can chat an hour about the World Series. we do not get any other outlet for rec softball

stephanie (cincy)

I was in Whole Foods last night and they have Tofurkey.

Jordan (Casper,Wy)

I saw a preacher strike out in church league softball, throw the bat against the fence and stare down the umpire...it was priceless

Brian (Madison, WI)

Whoever sent in that Detroit comment is going to burn in hell. Don't kick them while they are down.

Nate (Madison)

The cable company here has like 20-25 music channels ranging from rap, 90's, blues, etc. Well one is "Sounds of the Seasons" and all through October they played Halloween music, etc. So I was interested to see what November 1st brought, Christmas music....YES

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

DirecTV has XM channels at in the 800s. I'll have to check and see if there is a Sounds of the Seasons channel.

Sean (Philly)

Walked 18 holes yesterday, I haven't done that in a long time. Back is a little sore.

Matt (Portland, ME)

Christmas music is terrible. All of it.

Buzzmaster

  (10:32 AM)

Boooooooo.

jill (norman)

Turkey legs are turrible stringy pieces of meat.

Scott (Brewtown)

When I played softball, when you won your league you had to move up a division/class. We were class C, won the league and moved to Class A,(skipping B) just because we wanted to play on Friday nights. we gave up appx 38 runs in every game. Needless to say, we over estimated our talent level.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

There is a Sounds of the Seasons channel, Buzz. Don't remember which channel number it is, though.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I passed on the Leach chat in favor of Gallo's chat. Excellent work on getting him, Buzz.

Buzzmaster

  (10:33 AM)

And I totally forgot to hype up that chat yesterday morning. But it still looked like it went well. Gallo brings it at all times. He's the man.

Ben (NC)

Message to Matt(portland me) SCROOGE

Scott (Brewtown)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve.....

Christian (High Point, NC)

I broke out the Trans-siberian Orchestra yesterday. Sure, it's Christmas music, but it still rocks very hard.

Buzzmaster

  (10:35 AM)

Sweet. Just got word that we're going to have Nebraska's Ndamukong Suh chatting today at 12:10 ET.

Neal (Philly)

He may not be playing for Nebraska much longer.

DJ Gallo (home)

Thanks, Buzz, for the kind words. You're like the fat little brother I never wanted.

mitchel (houston)

See what happens when you don't give grandma a ride home?

Jeremy (Boston)

So Simmons book arrived in the mail yesterday.......GF saw it...just laughed. The kind of laugh like you won't get through 700 pages.......

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

I love Christmas music. I could listen to it in April.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

I think the reason they start playing Christmas music right after Halloween is because is there really such a thing as Thanksgiving music? Not really.

Nate (Madison)

Buzz totally cut and pasted that name in.

Buzzmaster

  (10:37 AM)

Actually, no. I've been going back and forth with the Nebraska people trying to figure out the best time for the chat, that I've finally figured out how to spell it.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I being bombarded with emails.

Sean (Philly)

I worked in retail for two years about 12 years ago...pretty much killed Christmas music for me.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

You mean future Detroit Lion Ndamukong Suh? I hope he looks good in Honolulu Blue.

jill (norman)

What's with all this Nebraska hype. Last night it was Big Bang, today it's Suh chat.

Buzzmaster

  (10:39 AM)

Not everything is Oklahoma. Sorry.

Nate (Madison)

Well, in that case....well done.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I still can't say it.

Sean (Philly)

Gazuntite Buzz.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

OU is done.

fred (omaha)

robbi what's you email address?

mitchel (houston)

Imagine if Tim Biakabatuka was still playing and was tackled by Ndamukong Suh. What a nightmare game to call for the broadcast team!

Vicki (Indiana)

Yeah but i don't want to hear Christmas music until after Thanksgiving

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Buzz can I get posted 1 time?

Buzzmaster

  (10:40 AM)

Good job Grason.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Gallo doesn't need the hype. He's golden.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

En-dam-ooh-kon is the phonetic.

stephanie (cincy)

Buzz, Suh is 6'4 305 pounds. Don't let him sit on your lap.

Ryan (San Diego)

Because they will be beating Texas in the Big 12 title game jill. To crush the longhorn dream

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Fictional character being a Nebraska fan + chat with Nebraska player does not /= A bunch of Nebraska hype.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I do feel bad for those who don't celebrate Christmas. It has to be annoying to them being bombarded by the music and decorations for two or three months.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Was that supposed to be gesundheit? Really?

Sean (Philly)

And Tim Biakabatuka fumbled the ball, and it was recovered by Nmadi Asomuga.

Vicki (Indiana)

mitchel, i have no clue how to pronounce those names. i have a hard enough time with Polamalu (sp?)

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Trans-Siberian Orchestra is great stuff.

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

Boss is all up in my bizz today!!

Ben (NC)

Vicki....SCROOGE to you too.

Buzzmaster

  (10:42 AM)

LadyBuzz and I are thinking about catching the newest Scrooge movie.

Sean (Philly)

6'4" 305 Pounds, sounds to me like Buzz is going to sit in his lap and tell him what he wants for Christmas.

Steve (Dallas, TX)

OU is done? I think if they go to a cotton bowl with a whole new offense line, QB, and WRs and the injuries they had this season, they can call that a success.

jill (norman)

Nebraska isn't even leading the North. Kansas St is and Snyder is one sly dog, albeit with very little talent.

Matt (IN)

Buzz you, the guy from Nebraska and LoBrown should all try to squeeze into a phone booth at the same time.

Sean (Philly)

Yes Alex it was...that is what I guessed and google seemed to confirm it...sorry I don't know the German language very well.

Scott (Brewtown)

That does look like it's got potential, very similar in style to The Polar Express

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

I'm trying to get the guy to go with me to the Scrooge movie.

Vicki (Indiana)

Buzz, that looks funny, i'd like to see that myself

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Jim Carrey's career has gone from Lloyd Christmas to Scrooge. Interesting.

Buzzmaster

  (10:45 AM)

We need more silly Jim Carrey and less serious Jim Carrey.

Nate (Madison)

Congrats (name withheld) and (name withheld), you are now hidden from my newsfeed. I'm tired of reading your male bashing, then inspirational updates every other hour.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

15 yd penalty on Jill for using Albeit. Replay first down.

People on Nate's Newsfeed (Madison)

We don't care.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Yeah, some people really abuse the status updates on Facebook.

Sean (Philly)

Nate, what was that?

Nate (Madison)

Sorry, had to vent. Wedding this weekend, wonder if it will be Stephanie tested...Stephanie approved.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Did anyone see what the horns did to okie state? Why are we even talking about the big 12 north? It's like talking about who wins the NBA D-League.

chuck (alabama)

with 1;40 to go in game,up by 11,most teams go to the knee when they have the ball--interesting that saints handoff,then the guy gets stood up,and a few seconds later they strip him of the ball-what happened to forward progress? smells fishy to me

Buzzmaster

  (10:47 AM)

I could care less about this point. But it did remind me. Why is it that everyone was in an uproar when the Pats were up 42-0 at half on the Titans and Tom Brady came out for the second half, yet I didn't hear a peep about the Eagles playing Donovan McNabb with 6 minutes remaining up 40-17?

Neal (Philly)

I need a nap during lunch. 3 hours of sleep is not enough.

stephanie (cincy)

No one is beating TX. Not even the 'Gators if they should meet up in the NCG.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Buzz stop working, you are causing delays in the most important chat of the day.

Christian (High Point, NC)

I need to start posting inspirational male bashing messages on Nate's feed.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Not a fan of the entire 'Scrooge' concept with the exception of 'Scrooged.'

Vicki (Indiana)

Nate, are you having a cash bar or open bar?

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Agreed, Josh. Especially the people who publish every one of their Mafia Wars or Farmville accomplishments. Thank God Facebook lets you hide those.

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Ah, yes, the time of year when the sun shines directly into my eyes through my office window from 10:30 to about 3:30 every day. I hate my new office.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

On family feud yesterday, the topic was famous people named Carrie (Any spelling) and nobody guessed Jim Carrey. Sad.

Sean (Philly)

42 is a lot different than 23.

Buzzmaster

  (10:49 AM)

One half to play is a lot different than 6 minutes.

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Because nobody likes the Patriots.

Pete Rose (Vegas)

I have action on tonight's D-League games, so I care.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Because McNabb isn't married to a supermodel thus not as many people are jealous of him.

Neal (Philly)

I'm going to friend Nate and start bashing things.

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Buzz, were you looking for any excuse to cry about people being anti Brady?

Buzzmaster

  (10:50 AM)

Grason, no. I was making a statement about how annoying people are with their whining.

Neal (Philly)

It's the Eagles. They blew a big lead to NY two years ago at home.

Christian (High Point, NC)

The original Christmas Carol book is a bona fide classic. I've yet to see a non-puppet movie that does it justice.

Tom's Boss (West Bloomfield, MI)

We could always move you to a tiny cubicle in between the knucklesucker and the guy whose radio is too loud..

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

Brady went to Michigan...but he still needs to get a life.

Christian (High Point, NC)

Fact: Whining about whining is just as annoying. Corollary: Whining about whining about whining is also annoying.

Bob (Lowell)

Buzz....whining about whiners.

jill (norman)

Buzz, please quit whining about people whining.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Lunch: Sandwich, chips, and a soda.

Neal (Philly)

Lunch: Halloween candy and aforementioned nap

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

The Jason half of Grason really makes me feel sorry for the Greg half of Grason. Having to spend all day with that guy would be The Suck.

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

I wasn't exposed to that game or I would have commented on how stupid it was given McNabb's injuries lately.

Hayden (Logan, Utah)

doesnt that make you a whiner jill?

Sean (Philly)

Cheeseburger Sub...wish I had some bacon in the fridge.

Zack (Louisville, KY)

Lunch: Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo

Jordan (Casper,Wy)

the circle of whining can only be stopped by a hard slap to the back of the head

Buzzmaster

  (10:52 AM)

Bart Scott was talkinga bout the Circle of Trust on Mike and Mike this morning. Good stuff.

Jason (Ellicott City, MD)

Buzz, there is a town in Maryland called Grasonville. Right, I know, you don't care.

Buzzmaster

  (10:52 AM)

Bingo.

John Madden (via mobile)

Lunch: Another turducken! BOOM!

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Lunch: Pick 2 at Panera. Broccoli Cheddar and Turkey on Focaccia

Christian (High Point, NC)

Lunch chat! Mushroom sausage with some Inglehoffer Spicy-Sweet Mustard.

Mike G (Bristol, CT)

POT ROAST!

Steve (Dallas, TX)

Lunch: WHich Wich's The Wicked, Chips and a Drink

Tom (West Bloomfield, MI)

Lunch: Pasta shells stuffed with a concoction of cheeses and meats made by my wife. Outstanding work!

Matt (Portland, ME)

Lunch: Meatball sub.

Jeremy (Boston)

Maybe Reid really wants Kolb in there.....

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Lunch: I made tuna casserole last night after seeing it yesterday. So, I'll be having some of that with unsweet tea.

mitchel (houston)

Lunch: Protein shake, BCAAs, multivitamin, and some B-12.

Buzzmaster

  (10:54 AM)

You mean - "B-12".

Bob (Lowell)

Black taco.

Nate (Madison)

Lunch: Something healthy like PB and J's

Eric (Chicago)

Thank you Mike Bell...your costly fumble led me to lose by 1 freakin' point. Thank you so much!

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

I have to go buy new contacts so I'm no longer half-blind over lunch. Didn't have extras at home.

Brett Favre (Minneapolis)

I think they should change the name of Farmville to Farveville.

Brian (Madison, WI)

I play basketball at lunch on Tuesdays so lunch is always a cluster....

Jeremy (Boston)

So...30 for 30 on Len Bias tonight. Gonna be a tough one with the spiral it put on the Celts (with alot of other things)....

Lane Kiffin (Knoxville)

Buzz I know you've been wanting to book Eric Berry for a chat but I can't let him do it. Don't want him getting the flu.

Buzzmaster

  (10:55 AM)

That and the SEC doesn't let its schools allow their players to do chats.

Eric (Chicago)

Lunch: Spaghetti w/Italian Sausage, chips and jello!

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Uh Nate, PB and J isn't really healthy.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Great chat today folks. I had a blast. Have a great rest of your day, have some fun, and get out and do your civic duty by voting. Stay safe until tomorrow. Peace.

Johnstone (Wicker Park)

Lunch: Treadmill

Vicki (Indiana)

josh, don't you just love that?

Plant (Favreville)

I can't decide...should I grow to be an apple tree or a raspberry bush?

mitchel (houston)

The SEC is no fun anymore. No chats, no eye gouging, what next?

Nate (Madison)

I can't wait for college basketball to start up so the SEC can take a backseat.

fred (omaha)

tom that is an awesome lunch, lets hope for leftovers tomorrow

Christian (High Point, NC)

I had the Black Jack taco as a soft taco the other day. Good stuff. Does the black shell make any difference?

Josh (Lincoln, NE)

Adios.

Johnstone (Wicker Park)

What ever happened to Hutch and Mango Gatorade?

Dracula (behind BUZZ)

Lunch: BLOOD!!! AAHH! it's like mayo so much fat!

mitchel (houston)

The black shell has more testosterone in it Christian. Good job, keep it up.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Black Taco Commercials > Rastall, but barely

SEC Bigwigs (Down South)

Basketball??? You mean that game they play between football season and spring football?

Robbi (Clinton, Ky.)

Everyone had a good Tuesday. Bye y'all.

Nate (Madison)

ESPN's NBA commericals = awesomesauce.

Bob (Lowell)

Have a good one everybody and for Nate PB and J is healthy compared to his usual fare.

JB (TX)

Lunch: Jack in the Box. Outstanding work, surly fast food worker!

Johnstone (Wicker Park)

Alright Buzz have a good day, remember that the cops don't call before they come to kick down your door buddy.

Scott (Brewtown)

Have a swell Tuesday everyone!

Matt (IN)

Kenny Mayne today. Excellent.

Matt (Portland, ME)

Have a good Tuesday all

Buzzmaster

  (11:00 AM)

OK folks. We're done here. Thanks for stopping by. Until tomorrow, stay classy SportsNation!