John AxfordAP Photo/Paul SancyaJohn Axford's arsenal includes a hard fastball, a sharp curveball, and comprehensive film expertise.

Three possibilities exist to explain Indians closer John Axford correctly picking 18 out of 18 categories at the Oscars:

One, John Axford has an extensive knowledge of film history and Academy voting patterns.

Two, John Axford got lucky.

Three, John Axford is in fact a psychic, and his perfect Oscar bracket is only the opening salvo in a campaign of global domination.

We think it's probably one of the first two. Check that. We hope it's one of the first two.

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