His name is Willie, and the Texans have tabbed him as their no-brainer No. 1 pick. Houston is hoping Willie Beamen ("Any Given Sunday") helps turn things around:

Beamen SportsNation


With the second pick -- straight outta Stanford -- the Rams selected the talented and well-versed Ozamataz Buckshank ("Key & Peele"):

Rams Buckshanks SportsNation


Jonathon "Mox" Moxon ("Varsity Blues") is just the guy to make the Jaguars forget about ghosts of quarterbacks past with the third pick:

Moxon JaguarsSportsNation


Don't tell his momma, but with the fourth pick in the #SNMockDraft, the Browns selected Bobby Boucher ("The Waterboy"):

Boucher BrownsSportsNation


The Raiders banked their fifth pick on Penn State's Hingle McCringleberry ("Key & Peele") and hope he becomes the next face of their organization:

Hingle Raiders SportsNation


Despite the presence of Matt Ryan, the Falcons shocked the football world by using their sixth pick on former bust Shane Falco ("The Replacements"):

Falco Falcons ESPN.com Illustration


With the seventh pick in the #SNMockDraft, the Buccaneers looked to improve their QB situation by drafting former Buckeyes stud Johnny Utah ("Point Break"):

Utah Bucs SportsNation


As an insurance policy for Adrian Peterson, the Vikings drafted FB/RB Tim Riggins ("Friday Night Lights") with the eighth pick:

Riggins VikingsSportsNation


In need of attitude and an intimidating figure, the Buffalo Bills used their ninth pick on former "(Little) Giants" standout Jake "Berminator" Berman:

Bills Draft SportsNation


The Lions showed Rod Tidwell ("Jerry Maguire") the money and their trust by taking him with the 10th pick. You've been warned, Calvin Johnson:

Tidwell Lions SportsNation

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