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If there's one thing Chris Mortensen has learned so far in his countrywide tour of 21 training camps, it's that what Ozzy Osbourne wants, Ozzy Osbourne gets.

If Ozzy sees a bat, and he's feeling a bit peckish, well, that bat is just going to have to deal with not having a head. If Ozzy wants to write a Broadway musical about Rasputin, it's happening. If you (and we're assuming "you" in this case refers to Mort) have a tour bus, and Ozzy wants that tour bus … well, let's just say you'd better not leave any pets on it.

Have no fear, though. Mort has a replacement tour bus -- a better tour bus! -- and he's all set to go across the country in search of the latest stories from the land of two-a-days and blocking sleds. It's a much more productive use of time, we feel, than whatever Ozzy Osbourne is up to.

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the afc crown runs through miami by default because they are defending champs but seriously, do you expect chad pennington to win 11 games again with the toughest schedule in the league that alone would make an 8-8 season a good one for the dolphins because i don't really expect them to be any more than an average team this year.

” -- ikennaikenna1234

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Steelers, of course, will win the Division this year. They have a CAKE schedule this year. And instead of playing out-of-division teams like NewEngland, Philly, NYG,& Indy like they did last year,when they won it all,they play out-of-division teams like Detroit,Miami,Chicag o,Broncos,Raiders,Ch iefs,Packers......i see another 15-1 season coming up for the champs

” -- justinobleman