Let's crush this chat.
so when does the show start
Now, and spell your name right.
Sorry to break your hearts guys, but the slide video is fake. He starts off head first and comes off the ramp feet first!
I dont think the Panthers should be too worried until it shows the full extent of the injury..Panthers dont have much WR Depth so every Panthers fan is crossing their fingers
EX FSU ATLANTA FALCONS DALLAS COWBOYS SANFRANCISCO 49 ERS AT 3.40 PM OK BUZZ MASTER PLEASE DO ALL OF RAY GORDON REID COMMENTS
That was a very good impersonation.
Wait, did we start early? Is Hell freezing over?
Will I get a post on here today?
And you're done.
Are we starting on time today?
Yes, and you're late to the party.
Bout dem rockies
I will eat anyone who says the Panthers should be worried.
I don't hink Delhomme knows how to throw to another reciever, even when Smith is in triple coverage, so Smith being hurt is a big deal.
Buzz starting on time, dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!
Is this going to become a Ghostbusters chat? Or better yet an 80s tribute chat?
Shouldn't "Me" from Miami be extolling the virtues of the team with MLB's 2nd best TV ratings?
Smith is the face of the Panthers. They should be worried. Purr, eat me
Good bye, Gerry (in my best Newman voice).
Can you imagine how bad Jake will look without Steve Smith?
Almost as bad as a dude who misspells professor.
*googling directions to Gilligans Island*
I wonder what gift Troy Tulowitzki got the Official Scorer for handing him that triple last night?
he should definitely go out w/ a teacher
I don't like you because you're dangerous. (Biting Teeth)
An 80s tribute chat would be totally rad!
Romo is hot for teacher.
Bring on the 80s. It's clearly meant to be...
Opportunities, way to go Colin!!!
some teachers are sexy
That's right ICE....MAN I am dangerous.
Romo should date a QB coach.
He's bottom heavy :(
Did someone say 80's?
Rockies are a top 5 team
Teacher! If you get it wrong she makes you do it again!!!
This Olympic Golf thing should be a team ordeal. Can you imagine a Ryder Cup setting with all the countries around the world? Three man teams. It'd be some of the best golf you've ever watched.
I think Steve Smith missing some time will be good for the Panthers. The coaching staff will finally see how horrible Delhomme is and maybe, just maybe, be motivated to make a change.
Is Michele's shirt from the 80s?
"Tiger Woods OLYMPIC GOLF '09".I DONT THINK SO !
No Olympics in 2009...come on Tiger. Come back to me when you get your facts straight!
30 seconds...I went like this, he went like that, I got on the radio to Hollywood saying where'd he go...and Hollywood said, "WHERE'D WHOOOOO GO?"
People who are on the front page of ESPN.com looking frustrated need to get lives.
Kenny is the greatest 80s movie soundtrack songwriter of all-time
When I took finals in college I played Danger Zone in my head on a loop.
Muse album comes out 9/14. Get it or you will die sad and alone.
Kenny from South Park > Kenny Rogers > Kenny Loggins
Why aren't we gettin and love on Sportsnation?!?
Buzz, have you lost that lovin' feeling?
Oh my gawd, this show is a train wreck! Does anyone in ESPN management actually watch this show? And that Cowherd guy! It's gotta be Nepotism -- he's totally obnoxious.
No, it's ESPN2.
is that a spider....ewww
buzz,hey!!did i miss anything in the morning buzz?
Brother Franklin needs to be a guest on the show.
who wins the acc this year?
Buzz you fat stud take me to bed or lose me forever.
Mexico 3 usa 1 i gurantee it
MEXICO GO WIN 5-0
Oh no! Buzz is coming!
How does "fake calls from real fans" work. Do you call in live, or record your message ahead of time?
Record the message. Be Awesome. Get aired.
People who spell guarantee "gurantee" need to get lives.
Sorry Nick but it won't be Miami
Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
USA 2 Mexico 0
My goodness toenails and soccer on the same show,are they trying to make people watch American Gladiators on Classic?
Um toe nails are awesome. And so is soccer.
Who would have guessed that kelly mcgillis would have been the one that "came out" from Top Gun. I mean, what were the odds of that?!?!?!....not that there's anything wrong with that!
How on Earth did SportsNation land Landon Donovan?!
Landon loves SN. We give soccer some love.
Well, considering the US has NEVER won a match in Mexico, I'm going to say 2-1, Mexico.
USA 3 Mexico 2
Buzz 2 World 0
USA 2MEXICO 0
I have the over in this chat.
USA 6 , Mexico 0
Buzz, how many messages do you get a second?
They don't come in that fast. We're not THAT popular.
So this isn't so much an 80s chat as it is a Top Gun chat, right?
You got a problem with American Gladiators, Bender?
Plinko > Toe Nails > Soccer
yeah on the chat board three times...starting now
Donaghy, you falsify yourself as a chat ref one more time and I'll have to break out the guns.
Sports Nation: 4 Intelligent Sports Programming: 0
We do dominate. Thanks.
usa 11 : 0 mexico
USA 2-1. altidore and donovan.
Buzz is so modest
Didn't Colin orignally say he was going to have a party during the USA v. Mexico game? Did he consider that the game was on at 4 pm on a Wednesday?
He was trying to get out of work.
Didn't realize they taught much of anything in SEC country.
Intelligent Sports Programming? Isn't that somewhat of an oxymoron?
Tiger Olympics= GOLD
I prefer my Soccer to be USA.
USA - 0 Mexico - 0. Mexico wins on one of those ridiculous shootouts after no winner could be determined in an OT that only the most die hard of fans can understand in terms of how the game is timed.
I prefer Trevor to be modest.
It's World Cup Qualifying, J.B. No shootouts involved.
Go Brother Franklin!!!
He is so freakin awesome.
J.B., I'm pretty sure they use a clock.
Here's the best thing I ever heard about soccer, "The ball is round. Everything else is just theory."
They teach good football unlike the Big 10 country
I always knew my brother would go on to great things
Brother Franklin: 18,362 - USA and Mexicon combined: 0
Mexico wins because they gave us Salma Hayek. We owe them HU-YUGE!!
Yo Yo Yo... if they need a clock then they can ask me to come to the game. YA BOY!!!!
Trevor, I will break you!
Marc: Yes they use a clock and it runs from down to up. Why not start it at a number then count it down? Too easy?
THE BUZZMASTER IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!
Yeah, that will get you posted.
I apoligize Sir Hochuli. I forgot to includ ethe "apprenctice" in my title.
Woah woah woah, are you saying Hochuli is British? That is really going to fire him up.
So only the die hard soccer fans can comprehend the idea of stoppage time?
I mean it is a very difficult concept. Games sometimes get delayed because of scoring and injury with a running clock and you have to make up for that lost time...Addition is not easy.
buzzmaster is coool!!!!!!!!!!
That's illegal procedure against Steve (PA) for blatantly sucking up to the chat host, 5 yards and repeat 2nd down.
I never had sexual relations with the Buzzmaster
stacy is cool! and michelle.
I love math!!!
Addition > Subtraction
Unless you're subtracting negatives.
Another bad thing about soccer is the snipers in the stadium. I mean that's the only way those guys can go down like that right?
I prefer my time to be of the stoppage variety.
Anyway ESPN can include spellcheck in the chats? Seriously, and I am from Mississippi.
That's fair...i mispell things all the time.
Exhibit A, below.
I WANT MY COMMENTS NOW
No math > Math
RGR using CAPITALS > Math
There's no such thing as stoppage time in my sport. We fight to the death.
Me fail english? That's unpossible.
In Algebra, subtraction=addition but in a confusing way
subtracting negatives > stoppage time
We did not lose all of our defense, plus, we will destroy Cal again. Guarantee, or as you like it, "Gurantee"
illegal procedure > spelling blatantly (sp) My head hurts Ed.
Washington Capitals > RGR's capitals
Who the hell is Sean Claude Van Damn?
i can throw a no hitter playing football
So get off your Ath let's do some math! Math, math, math, math!
Speling is highly overrated.
Syracuse ain't exactly USC, Colin
I love my husband!
Clearly Matt Damon mocking me.
Greg Paulus > Every other Syracuse football quarterback since McNabb
I like how Tom Brady thinks reading is an art...open up the regional hatred starting now:
Lunch > Math......Lunch > English......Lunch > History.......Lunch = Gym
T.O has got to be one of the most dramatic celebrities ever. And Tom Brady is boring.
Brady is boring and hated outside of mass
Chuck Norris > Bill Braske > The most interesting man in the world
Math is something you just gotta look at the numbers and then they will give you a sign sometimes plus or minus bet when you get that sign BOOM you have math
Brady was horrible on Entourage.
Not only that, but I'm going to enter Foofie into the lap dog Olympics
Why the hell do I need to be interesting? I got a hot wife, three SB rings. What are you doing with your life, fat@$$?
I host internet chats.
Turtles Girl > Brady's Girl
How do you litter during a race?
Peyton Manning on TV > Tom Brady on TV
Tom Brady is overrated and is the beneficiary of an unbelivable system and coaching staff
How lame do I look on the cover of SI?
Holy crap, Hulkamania is about to be unleashed when we come out of the break. I'm getting fired up. 80s chat continues.
Joe Pa can jump out of swimming pool backwards
Buzzmaster > Versus Chat Master
To be the man, WOOOOOO, you've gotta beat the man!
I miss Andre The Giant.
strongest man is kimbo slice
What'cha gonna do, when Hulkamania goes wild on SportsNation, brother.
Peyton Manning on TV > Tom Brady on TV > Hobos on TV > Eli Manning on TV.
Let me help you with this one:Peyton Manning on TV > Tom Brady on TV > Hobos on TV > Eli Manning anywhere.
Hulk Hogan > Macho Man Randy Savage
Whats wrong with you Gene?!?!
Macho Madness > Hulkamania
sportsnation REST IN PEACE
Wow, this chat is lame. They censor everything and let people talk about Hulkamania. Seriously? Almost as lame as the show.
Charles Barkley...."In the SEC, if you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin" best quote ever
Wasn't the Undertaker from the 90s?
anybody who hates/loves wrestling go to youtube and lookup botchemania and look at all the wrestlig botches its hilarious
j.r. u suk
Eli Manning > J.R. (Michigan)
We need more wrestling on ESPN.
brock lesnar = sick best MMA fighter
People from Michigan who whine about chatting on the internet need to get lives.
Chuck Norris got sick of looking at little letters all the time so he told them to grow up or he would put them on top of ritz crackers and eat them for a snack......there used to be 19,875 lower case letters.
Is this thing on?
"He could life Delaware". hilarious
I'm a real American is stuck in my head now.
Bring the F back WWE.
Four Horsemen > anyone
Anderson Silva > GSP > BJ Penn > Brock Lesnar
Maybe I'm just CRAZY enough to get in on this chat!
Joe Pa is the strongest athlete alive, Brock has nothing on him.
Team America, F___ YA!!!
I would like to see Joe Pa dance with Brother Franklin.
How long is the WWE really going to last with UFC being better and all.
I am 5'2, 100 lbs. How in the world is Joe Pa and Tiger strong. I am stronger than they are.
Buzz, do you use Telegram? I do
Next person to make fun of this chat or the show gets some Chin Music and thrown the barber shop window just like Marty Jannetty.
Michelle youre beautiful =)
WWE would last if they turned into ECW of 1994.
Tiger in person is no joke. Dude is big.
Everybody's got a price.........HAHAHAHA
This has been a great chat thus far. Let's finish it with a big leg drop and some stylin' and profilin'.
The thought of J.B. stylin and profilin is terrifying.
The Heartbreak Kid lays down for absolutely nobody, except for Beadle.
That's illegal procedure against Greg from Cleveland. For one, stalking Michelle is not allowed. Two, you used an emoticon in the chat. Such pulse is not allowed around this place. 5 yards and you better watch it or an ejection is coming next.
As long as there is cable TV and people that aren't exactly Rhodes scholars my WWE will survive!
Joe Pa still gets his milk delivered via doorstep, by his original milkman - Clinton (Indianapolis)
shawn micheals and i with THE ROCKERS best tag team ever... then he went and ditched me, stole my moves and glory
This is the best there is, the best there was, and the best chat there ever will be
Has there been a bigger family in wrestling than the Van Erich Family? I swear, they had to of had 15 brothers wresting at one point in the WCCW.
I'm a Rhodes scholar.
Yes Buzz, very terrifying. Enjoy your evening without sleep.
WWE will survive as long as Mississippi is around. Trust me on that one.
WWE is going to last because it has compelling storylines. Its like a movie.
Compelling storylines? Let's not make it sound like a Martin Scorsese film.
Male soap operas. That works.
I was in a Scorsese film!
I guess alot of people get divorce alot in hollywood... yup colin said that
Thanks for the time, SNTV chatters. Time to close out the workday and head for home. Be safe and hope to see everyone back here tomorrow for '90s Day' in the SNTV chat.
We used to have compelling storylines, now we are dull and boring.
44>30. We know math on SN.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, RGR is still super creepy.
Censoring SportsNation from day uno.
Can't wait to take this down later.
Rastall is the Pulse
If I were in the WWE, I would send out Brother Franklin to hype up the crowd as part of my entrance.
Me like no dirty toenails!
Don't forget that the WWE has amazingly attractive women, that always helps.
The Junkyard Dog/Iron Shiek storyline was close the plot of Taxi Driver.
REFERREE 15 YARDS ON BUZZ HATING TOM ELI PAYTON MANNING
CALLED THE FACT OF THE DAY!
I don't like myself on TV.
Buzz, did you just fake RGR post?
Hart Foundation > British Bulldogs
WWE will be around as long as we are.
This show is going to Rest in Peace after its first months rating are released ,
We've been on for more than a months. Taste that.
Can you see Tom Brady in a Giants jersey? The blue would make his eyes pop!
Good job Nation. You are very special to me. See you tomorrow. Love always, Buzz.
Buzz you mess with The Undertaker and you'll be involved in a casket match at Survivor Series.
DX will rule again
I thought RGR would be bigger
Hey, buddy, got a quarter?