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August 11, 4:00 PM ET
Chat during SportsNation TV

Buzzmaster
  (4:00 PM)

Let's crush this chat.

Collin Cowherd (MA)

so when does the show start

Buzzmaster
  (4:00 PM)

Now, and spell your name right.

Anthony (Redlands, California)

Sorry to break your hearts guys, but the slide video is fake. He starts off head first and comes off the ramp feet first!

Michael F. (Lake Grove, NY)

I dont think the Panthers should be too worried until it shows the full extent of the injury..Panthers dont have much WR Depth so every Panthers fan is crossing their fingers

DEION SANDERS ( TALLAHASEE FLA 32306)

EX FSU ATLANTA FALCONS DALLAS COWBOYS SANFRANCISCO 49 ERS AT 3.40 PM OK BUZZ MASTER PLEASE DO ALL OF RAY GORDON REID COMMENTS

Buzzmaster
  (4:01 PM)

That was a very good impersonation.

Marc (Charlotte)

Wait, did we start early? Is Hell freezing over?

Gerry (jacksonville)

Will I get a post on here today?

Buzzmaster
  (4:02 PM)

And you're done.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Are we starting on time today?

Buzzmaster
  (4:02 PM)

Yes, and you're late to the party.

Me (miami): [via mobile]

Bout dem rockies

Sir Purr (Charlotte)

I will eat anyone who says the Panthers should be worried.

Bryan (Charlotte NC)

I don't hink Delhomme knows how to throw to another reciever, even when Smith is in triple coverage, so Smith being hurt is a big deal.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Buzz starting on time, dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!

Buzzmaster
  (4:04 PM)

Is this going to become a Ghostbusters chat? Or better yet an 80s tribute chat?

Matt (IN)

Shouldn't "Me" from Miami be extolling the virtues of the team with MLB's 2nd best TV ratings?

Adam R (Connecticut)

Smith is the face of the Panthers. They should be worried. Purr, eat me

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Good bye, Gerry (in my best Newman voice).

The Proffesor (Gilligans Island)

Can you imagine how bad Jake will look without Steve Smith?

Buzzmaster
  (4:05 PM)

Almost as bad as a dude who misspells professor.

Sir Purr (Charlotte)

*googling directions to Gilligans Island*

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

I wonder what gift Troy Tulowitzki got the Official Scorer for handing him that triple last night?

Jeff (Connecticut)

he should definitely go out w/ a teacher

Iceman (Top Gun)

I don't like you because you're dangerous. (Biting Teeth)

Jake (Carolina panthers)

.....i'm scared...

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

An 80s tribute chat would be totally rad!

Paul (Nashville)

Romo is hot for teacher.

Buzzmaster
  (4:06 PM)

Bring on the 80s. It's clearly meant to be...

Brian (Southern Illinois)

Opportunities, way to go Colin!!!

Ray (Philadelphia)

some teachers are sexy

Maverick (Top Gun)

That's right ICE....MAN I am dangerous.

Awayne (Indy)

Romo should date a QB coach.

Jessica Simpson (via mobile)

He's bottom heavy :(

Corey Haim (Tribute Seekers)

Did someone say 80's?

Me (miami): [via mobile]

Rockies are a top 5 team

Brian (Southern Illinois)

Teacher! If you get it wrong she makes you do it again!!!

Joe Willmann (Lowell, IN)

This Olympic Golf thing should be a team ordeal. Can you imagine a Ryder Cup setting with all the countries around the world? Three man teams. It'd be some of the best golf you've ever watched.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

I think Steve Smith missing some time will be good for the Panthers. The coaching staff will finally see how horrible Delhomme is and maybe, just maybe, be motivated to make a change.

Kevin (Plant City, FL)

Is Michele's shirt from the 80s?

Tiger (the "Woods")

"Tiger Woods OLYMPIC GOLF '09".I DONT THINK SO !

Buzzmaster
  (4:09 PM)

No Olympics in 2009...come on Tiger. Come back to me when you get your facts straight!

Wolfman (Top Gun)

30 seconds...I went like this, he went like that, I got on the radio to Hollywood saying where'd he go...and Hollywood said, "WHERE'D WHOOOOO GO?"

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People who are on the front page of ESPN.com looking frustrated need to get lives.

Kenny Loggins (here)

Kenny is the greatest 80s movie soundtrack songwriter of all-time

Buzzmaster
  (4:10 PM)

When I took finals in college I played Danger Zone in my head on a loop.

Not joking (Seriously)

Muse album comes out 9/14. Get it or you will die sad and alone.

Alex (Littleton, CO)

Kenny from South Park > Kenny Rogers > Kenny Loggins

Slash (Guns n' Roses)

Why aren't we gettin and love on Sportsnation?!?

Righteous Brothers (Hollywood)

Buzz, have you lost that lovin' feeling?

shark (texas)

Oh my gawd, this show is a train wreck! Does anyone in ESPN management actually watch this show? And that Cowherd guy! It's gotta be Nepotism -- he's totally obnoxious.

Buzzmaster
  (4:12 PM)

No, it's ESPN2.

Colin ("beadle is tougher than me")

is that a spider....ewww

stacy (georgetown ky)

buzz,hey!!did i miss anything in the morning buzz?

Buzzmaster
  (4:13 PM)

Brother Franklin needs to be a guest on the show.

Nick (Miami)

who wins the acc this year?

Buzzmaster
  (4:13 PM)

Wrong chat.

Charlie (Top Gun)

Buzz you fat stud take me to bed or lose me forever.

Real soccer (italy): [via mobile]

Mexico 3 usa 1 i gurantee it

JOBA (TEXAS)

MEXICO GO WIN 5-0

Pop Tarts (Burning in toaster)

Oh no! Buzz is coming!

Adam R (Connecticut)

How does "fake calls from real fans" work. Do you call in live, or record your message ahead of time?

Buzzmaster
  (4:16 PM)

Record the message. Be Awesome. Get aired.

Rich Rod (Ann Arbor)

People who spell guarantee "gurantee" need to get lives.

Jeremy (Lexington)

Sorry Nick but it won't be Miami

Al Cervik (Bushwood)

Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt!

husker (Minden)

USA 2 Mexico 0

Bender (space traveling)

My goodness toenails and soccer on the same show,are they trying to make people watch American Gladiators on Classic?

Buzzmaster
  (4:17 PM)

Um toe nails are awesome. And so is soccer.

Chris (Phoenix)

Who would have guessed that kelly mcgillis would have been the one that "came out" from Top Gun. I mean, what were the odds of that?!?!?!....not that there's anything wrong with that!

Kevin (New York)

How on Earth did SportsNation land Landon Donovan?!

Buzzmaster
  (4:18 PM)

Landon loves SN. We give soccer some love.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Well, considering the US has NEVER won a match in Mexico, I'm going to say 2-1, Mexico.

chad (in)

USA 3 Mexico 2

Trevor (OR)

Buzz 2 World 0

Zack (Glendora)

USA 2MEXICO 0

Charles Barkley (Studio)

GUUURantee

Tim Donaghy (chat ref)

I have the over in this chat.

Paul (Nashville)

USA 6 , Mexico 0

Kevin (FL)

Buzz, how many messages do you get a second?

Buzzmaster
  (4:19 PM)

They don't come in that fast. We're not THAT popular.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

So this isn't so much an 80s chat as it is a Top Gun chat, right?

Nitro (Gladiator Arena)

You got a problem with American Gladiators, Bender?

Scott (Mississippi)

Plinko > Toe Nails > Soccer

Kevin (FL)

yeah on the chat board three times...starting now

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

Donaghy, you falsify yourself as a chat ref one more time and I'll have to break out the guns.

shark (texas)

Sports Nation: 4 Intelligent Sports Programming: 0

Buzzmaster
  (4:20 PM)

We do dominate. Thanks.

pedro (mexico city)

usa 11 : 0 mexico

Spencer (Columbia, SC)

USA 2-1. altidore and donovan.

Trevor (OR)

Buzz is so modest

Steve (Cleveland)

Didn't Colin orignally say he was going to have a party during the USA v. Mexico game? Did he consider that the game was on at 4 pm on a Wednesday?

Buzzmaster
  (4:21 PM)

He was trying to get out of work.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Didn't realize they taught much of anything in SEC country.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

Intelligent Sports Programming? Isn't that somewhat of an oxymoron?

Andrew (Granada Hills)

Tiger Olympics= GOLD

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer my Soccer to be USA.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

USA - 0 Mexico - 0. Mexico wins on one of those ridiculous shootouts after no winner could be determined in an OT that only the most die hard of fans can understand in terms of how the game is timed.

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer Trevor to be modest.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

It's World Cup Qualifying, J.B. No shootouts involved.

Andrew (Granada Hills)

Go Brother Franklin!!!

Buzzmaster
  (4:24 PM)

He is so freakin awesome.

Marc (Charlotte)

J.B., I'm pretty sure they use a clock.

Buzzmaster
  (4:24 PM)

Here's the best thing I ever heard about soccer, "The ball is round. Everything else is just theory."

Jeremy (Lexington)

They teach good football unlike the Big 10 country

Ben Franklin (Heaven)

I always knew my brother would go on to great things

Bryan (Charlotte)

Brother Franklin: 18,362 - USA and Mexicon combined: 0

Chris (Phoenix)

Mexico wins because they gave us Salma Hayek. We owe them HU-YUGE!!

Flavor Flav (Hollywood)

Yo Yo Yo... if they need a clock then they can ask me to come to the game. YA BOY!!!!

Nick (Portland, OR)

Trevor, I will break you!

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Marc: Yes they use a clock and it runs from down to up. Why not start it at a number then count it down? Too easy?

Steve (PA)

THE BUZZMASTER IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Buzzmaster
  (4:26 PM)

Yeah, that will get you posted.

Tim Donaghy (Appreantic Chat Ref)

I apoligize Sir Hochuli. I forgot to includ ethe "apprenctice" in my title.

Buzzmaster
  (4:27 PM)

Woah woah woah, are you saying Hochuli is British? That is really going to fire him up.

Clinton (Indianapolis)

So only the die hard soccer fans can comprehend the idea of stoppage time?

Buzzmaster
  (4:28 PM)

I mean it is a very difficult concept. Games sometimes get delayed because of scoring and injury with a running clock and you have to make up for that lost time...Addition is not easy.

stacy (georgetown ky)

buzzmaster is coool!!!!!!!!!!

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's illegal procedure against Steve (PA) for blatantly sucking up to the chat host, 5 yards and repeat 2nd down.

Bill Clinton (Interns)

I never had sexual relations with the Buzzmaster

fred (omaha)

stacy is cool! and michelle.

Nick (Portland, OR)

I love math!!!

Nick (Portland, OR)

Addition > Subtraction

Buzzmaster
  (4:30 PM)

Unless you're subtracting negatives.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Another bad thing about soccer is the snipers in the stadium. I mean that's the only way those guys can go down like that right?

Most Interesting Man (World)

I prefer my time to be of the stoppage variety.

Scott (Mississippi)

Anyway ESPN can include spellcheck in the chats? Seriously, and I am from Mississippi.

Buzzmaster
  (4:31 PM)

That's fair...i mispell things all the time.

Buzzmaster
  (4:31 PM)

Exhibit A, below.

RAY GORDON REID ESPN ( TULSA OK 74104)

I WANT MY COMMENTS NOW

Mark (INDIANA)

No math > Math

Nick (Portland, OR)

RGR using CAPITALS > Math

Sean Claude Van Damn (Karate)

There's no such thing as stoppage time in my sport. We fight to the death.

Ralp Wiggum (Springfield)

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

Keith (MD)

In Algebra, subtraction=addition but in a confusing way

Nick (Portland, OR)

subtracting negatives > stoppage time

Pete Carrol (Pasadena)

We did not lose all of our defense, plus, we will destroy Cal again. Guarantee, or as you like it, "Gurantee"

Nick (Portland, OR)

illegal procedure > spelling blatantly (sp) My head hurts Ed.

Matt (IN)

Washington Capitals > RGR's capitals

Marc (Charlotte)

Who the hell is Sean Claude Van Damn?

chuck norris (anywhere i want)

i can throw a no hitter playing football

Jack Black (School of Rock)

So get off your Ath let's do some math! Math, math, math, math!

SEC Coaches (All Over)

Speling is highly overrated.

Adam R (Connecticut)

Syracuse ain't exactly USC, Colin

BUZZMASTER's Wife (Mansion)

I love my husband!

Buzzmaster
  (4:34 PM)

Clearly Matt Damon mocking me.

Kevin (Syracuse)

Greg Paulus > Every other Syracuse football quarterback since McNabb

Buzzmaster
  (4:36 PM)

I like how Tom Brady thinks reading is an art...open up the regional hatred starting now:

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Lunch > Math......Lunch > English......Lunch > History.......Lunch = Gym

Guy (Illinois)

T.O has got to be one of the most dramatic celebrities ever. And Tom Brady is boring.

Joe A (NJ)

Brady is boring and hated outside of mass

Chris (Phoenix)

Chuck Norris > Bill Braske > The most interesting man in the world

John Madden (On the bus)

Math is something you just gotta look at the numbers and then they will give you a sign sometimes plus or minus bet when you get that sign BOOM you have math

Bryan (Charlotte)

Brady was horrible on Entourage.

Tom Brady (via mobile)

Not only that, but I'm going to enter Foofie into the lap dog Olympics

Tom Brady (Boston)

Why the hell do I need to be interesting? I got a hot wife, three SB rings. What are you doing with your life, fat@$$?

Buzzmaster
  (4:38 PM)

I host internet chats.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Turtles Girl > Brady's Girl

Adam R (Connecticut)

How do you litter during a race?

Don (San Francisco)

Peyton Manning on TV > Tom Brady on TV

Jeremy (Lexington)

Tom Brady is overrated and is the beneficiary of an unbelivable system and coaching staff

Urban Meyer (Gainseville)

How lame do I look on the cover of SI?

Buzzmaster
  (4:39 PM)

Holy crap, Hulkamania is about to be unleashed when we come out of the break. I'm getting fired up. 80s chat continues.

Dave (Texas)

Joe Pa can jump out of swimming pool backwards

Don (San Francisco)

Buzzmaster > Versus Chat Master

Ric Flair (Charlotte)

To be the man, WOOOOOO, you've gotta beat the man!

Bryan (Charlotte)

I miss Andre The Giant.

hank (new york)

strongest man is kimbo slice

Hulk Hogan (Venice Beach, CA)

What'cha gonna do, when Hulkamania goes wild on SportsNation, brother.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Peyton Manning on TV > Tom Brady on TV > Hobos on TV > Eli Manning on TV.

Buzzmaster
  (4:42 PM)

Let me help you with this one:Peyton Manning on TV > Tom Brady on TV > Hobos on TV > Eli Manning anywhere.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Hulk Hogan > Macho Man Randy Savage

Jake (The Snake)

Whats wrong with you Gene?!?!

Chad Carlson (chat official)

UNDERTAKER

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Macho Madness > Hulkamania

Chad Carlson (chat official)

sportsnation REST IN PEACE

J.R. (Michigan)

Wow, this chat is lame. They censor everything and let people talk about Hulkamania. Seriously? Almost as lame as the show.

Ben Worthy (GA)

Charles Barkley...."In the SEC, if you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin" best quote ever

Marc (Charlotte)

Wasn't the Undertaker from the 90s?

Jeremy (Lexington)

anybody who hates/loves wrestling go to youtube and lookup botchemania and look at all the wrestlig botches its hilarious

hank (new york)

j.r. u suk

Don (San Francisco)

Eli Manning > J.R. (Michigan)

Heartbreak Kid (San Antonio, TX)

We need more wrestling on ESPN.

SENZ (Maine)

brock lesnar = sick best MMA fighter

Rich Rodriguez (Ann Arbor)

People from Michigan who whine about chatting on the internet need to get lives.

Roundhouse Kicks (Your Face)

Chuck Norris got sick of looking at little letters all the time so he told them to grow up or he would put them on top of ritz crackers and eat them for a snack......there used to be 19,875 lower case letters.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage (Sarasota, FL)

Is this thing on?

Adam R (Connecticut)

"He could life Delaware". hilarious

Bryan (Charlotte)

I'm a real American is stuck in my head now.

Paul (Nashville)

Bring the F back WWE.

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Four Horsemen > anyone

Scott (Mississippi)

Anderson Silva > GSP > BJ Penn > Brock Lesnar

Rowdy Roddy Piper (WWF)

Maybe I'm just CRAZY enough to get in on this chat!

Guy (Illinois)

Joe Pa is the strongest athlete alive, Brock has nothing on him.

Hayden (logan, UT)

Team America, F___ YA!!!

Buzzmaster
  (4:49 PM)

I would like to see Joe Pa dance with Brother Franklin.

Hayden (logan, UT)

How long is the WWE really going to last with UFC being better and all.

Paul (Nashville)

I am 5'2, 100 lbs. How in the world is Joe Pa and Tiger strong. I am stronger than they are.

Joe Paterno (old folks home)

Buzz, do you use Telegram? I do

Shawn Michaels (Barber Shop)

Next person to make fun of this chat or the show gets some Chin Music and thrown the barber shop window just like Marty Jannetty.

Greg (Cleveland OH)

Michelle youre beautiful =)

Paul Heyman (Philly, PA)

WWE would last if they turned into ECW of 1994.

Bryan (Charlotte)

Tiger in person is no joke. Dude is big.

Million Dollar Man (Ted Dibiase)

Everybody's got a price.........HAHAHAHA

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

This has been a great chat thus far. Let's finish it with a big leg drop and some stylin' and profilin'.

Buzzmaster
  (4:52 PM)

The thought of J.B. stylin and profilin is terrifying.

HBK (San Antonio)

The Heartbreak Kid lays down for absolutely nobody, except for Beadle.

Ed Hochuli (Chat Ref)

That's illegal procedure against Greg from Cleveland. For one, stalking Michelle is not allowed. Two, you used an emoticon in the chat. Such pulse is not allowed around this place. 5 yards and you better watch it or an ejection is coming next.

Vince (Conn)

As long as there is cable TV and people that aren't exactly Rhodes scholars my WWE will survive!

Don (San Francisco)

Joe Pa still gets his milk delivered via doorstep, by his original milkman - Clinton (Indianapolis)

Marty Jennetti (wwf)

shawn micheals and i with THE ROCKERS best tag team ever... then he went and ditched me, stole my moves and glory

This Board (ESPN@)

This is the best there is, the best there was, and the best chat there ever will be

SteveFitz (Cicero, IL)

Has there been a bigger family in wrestling than the Van Erich Family? I swear, they had to of had 15 brothers wresting at one point in the WCCW.

Dusty Rhodes (Texas)

I'm a Rhodes scholar.

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Yes Buzz, very terrifying. Enjoy your evening without sleep.

Scott (Mississippi)

WWE will survive as long as Mississippi is around. Trust me on that one.

Austin (Chicago)

WWE is going to last because it has compelling storylines. Its like a movie.

Buzzmaster
  (4:55 PM)

Compelling storylines? Let's not make it sound like a Martin Scorsese film.

Buzzmaster
  (4:55 PM)

Male soap operas. That works.

Vinnie Chase (LA)

I was in a Scorsese film!

Senz (MAINE)

I guess alot of people get divorce alot in hollywood... yup colin said that

J.B. (Dunmore, PA)

Thanks for the time, SNTV chatters. Time to close out the workday and head for home. Be safe and hope to see everyone back here tomorrow for '90s Day' in the SNTV chat.

Vince (Conn)

We used to have compelling storylines, now we are dull and boring.

Buzzmaster
  (4:57 PM)

44>30. We know math on SN.

End of the Day (here)

Booooyah

Buzzmaster
  (4:57 PM)

AT THE END OF THE DAY, RGR is still super creepy.

SN (Buzzmaster)

Censoring SportsNation from day uno.

Buzzmaster
  (4:58 PM)

Can't wait to take this down later.

Marc (Charlotte)

Rastall is the Pulse

Scott (Mississippi)

If I were in the WWE, I would send out Brother Franklin to hype up the crowd as part of my entrance.

Cookie Monster (123 Sesame Street)

Me like no dirty toenails!

Brian (Madison, WI)

Don't forget that the WWE has amazingly attractive women, that always helps.

Bryan (Charlotte)

The Junkyard Dog/Iron Shiek storyline was close the plot of Taxi Driver.

NFL ( TAMPA FLA33602)

REFERREE 15 YARDS ON BUZZ HATING TOM ELI PAYTON MANNING

Adam R (Connecticut)

CALLED THE FACT OF THE DAY!

End of the day (Tv)

I don't like myself on TV.

Marc (Charlotte)

Buzz, did you just fake RGR post?

SteveFitz (WWF)

Hart Foundation > British Bulldogs

Bad Parents (Probably everywhere)

WWE will be around as long as we are.

Undertaker (Death Valley)

This show is going to Rest in Peace after its first months rating are released ,

Buzzmaster
  (4:59 PM)

We've been on for more than a months. Taste that.

Trutle (Sal) (LA) [via mobile]

Can you see Tom Brady in a Giants jersey? The blue would make his eyes pop!

Buzzmaster
  (5:00 PM)

Good job Nation. You are very special to me. See you tomorrow. Love always, Buzz.

Brian (Madison, WI)

Buzz you mess with The Undertaker and you'll be involved in a casket match at Survivor Series.

Adam (MA)

DX will rule again

Dalton (Road House)

I thought RGR would be bigger

Patrick Kane (Chicago)

Hey, buddy, got a quarter?